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For Those With Snake & Rodent Problems (1 Viewer)
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Officer Pete Malloy
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A guy goes to a pet store to buy an unusual pet and walks out with a centipede in a white box.
Once he gets it home, the guy decides to take the centipede to his local bar and show it to his drinking buddies. He taps on the box and says, ‘Would you like to go to McGuire’s with me and have a beer?’ There’s no answer from the centipede.
He waits a few moments then says, ‘How about you and me going to a bar?’ Again, there’s no answer. Thinking the centipede can’t hear him, the man goes right up to the box and yells, ‘Hey! Would you like to go to McGuire’s bar and have a drink?!’
A little voice comes out of the box, ‘I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my shoes.’
Once he gets it home, the guy decides to take the centipede to his local bar and show it to his drinking buddies. He taps on the box and says, ‘Would you like to go to McGuire’s with me and have a beer?’ There’s no answer from the centipede.
He waits a few moments then says, ‘How about you and me going to a bar?’ Again, there’s no answer. Thinking the centipede can’t hear him, the man goes right up to the box and yells, ‘Hey! Would you like to go to McGuire’s bar and have a drink?!’
A little voice comes out of the box, ‘I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my shoes.’
gianmarco
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I don't mind spiders, snakes, or 99% of other animals, but those things creep me the #### out. 
ETA: I'll keep the snakes and rodents. Thanks.
ETA: I'll keep the snakes and rodents. Thanks.
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