Ford F150 Raptor (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

Want.

I mean, ammiright??

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Yeah that's what a guy working in NYC needs.

Move to Texas you rube.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So when are you moving to Bakersfield*?

*with your tiny penis

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Step your game up, Oats

The Hennessey Velociraptor-- $16K gets you an additional ~180 HP


 

[Otis]

You should buy back your old Laguna Seca M3. It's cooler. #notebook

:woah:

 

[Otis]

So when are you moving to Bakersfield*?

*with your tiny penis

 

[Wooderson]

You said in another thread your wife won't let you get a f-150. So your not getting this. I'm going to go take a nice Sumday drive in mine later on. ?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

You said in another thread your wife won't let you get a f-150. So your not getting this. I'm going to go take a nice Sumday drive in mine later on.

You mean someday, when you get one?

 

[The Z Machine]

Giving up the lawyer gig to become a handyman?

 

[matuski]

Dime a dozen here. Meh.

 

[Annyong]

Do they make these without the gay paint job?

 

[Otis]

Wife just approved via Facebook.

 

[mr roboto]

Only thing worse than a redneck is a guy with money who wants to be a redneck.

 

[randall146]

Wife just approved via Facebook.

I'm not sure "liking" something is a legally binding agreement

 

[AcerFC]

If im being honest, I was attracted to pick up trucks when I was looking at cars a few months ago. I said so in a thread. Think it was Tiger fans.

Anyway, just not real practical for me as an everyday car. Also, not big enough for my needs to get the kids and dog to the beach house.

Good luck

 

[pollardsvision]

Only thing worse than a redneck is a guy with money who wants to be a redneck.

What's the point of having a little money, if not to use it to buy big toys?

Most men start out as little boys loving to build and destroy ####. We love trucks and tractors especially. 5 year olds don't dream of being lawyers. As we get older, not much changes except the tools toys just get a lot bigger and more expensive.

For a man stuck in a hellhole of city in a suit and tie all day and, I assume, never learning how to fix or build anything either, that yearning to finally fulfill little 5 year-old Oats' hopes and dreams is really strong.

That's a badass truck Otis, and you should absolutely buy it.

 

[Treynwreck3]

Step your game up, Oats

The Hennessey Velociraptor-- $16K gets you an additional ~180 HP


John's shop does sick work.

 

[Christo]

Yeah that's what a guy working in NYC needs.

Move to Texas you rube.

He's in Florida. Listening to Pink Floyd. If he stays much longer it wouldn't be too hard for me to believe Otis would be driving that truck, listening to Kid Rock and looking like this.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Dime a dozen here. Meh.

Where do you live? Around here they're about $650K per dozen.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Yeah that's what a guy working in NYC needs.

Move to Texas you rube.

He's in Florida. Listening to Pink Floyd. If he stays much longer it wouldn't be too hard for me to believe Otis would be driving that truck, listening to Kid Rock and looking like this.

stay off my facebook, creeper

 

[Christo]

Yeah that's what a guy working in NYC needs.

Move to Texas you rube.

He's in Florida. Listening to Pink Floyd. If he stays much longer it wouldn't be too hard for me to believe Otis would be driving that truck, listening to Kid Rock and looking like this.

stay off my facebook, creeper

Don't start threads here making silliy proclamations and telling us exactly what you are doing and you'll be fine, sweetie.

 

[Wooderson]

You said in another thread your wife won't let you get a f-150. So your not getting this. I'm going to go take a nice Sumday drive in mine later on.

You mean someday, when you get one?

Just got back from the hardware store. Picked up a few things. Tossed them in the bed. Cause that's how truck guys do it. ?

2013 F-150 black as night !!!!!

 

[Wooderson]

Only thing worse than a redneck is a guy with money who wants to be a redneck.

What's the point of having a little money, if not to use it to buy big toys?

Most men start out as little boys loving to build and destroy ####. We love trucks and tractors especially. 5 year olds don't dream of being lawyers. As we get older, not much changes except the tools toys just get a lot bigger and more expensive.

For a man stuck in a hellhole of city in a suit and tie all day and, I assume, never learning how to fix or build anything either, that yearning to finally fulfill little 5 year-old Oats' hopes and dreams is really strong.

That's a badass truck Otis, and you should absolutely buy it.

Preach it

 

[Quez]

Raptor would be a good stripper name.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

You said in another thread your wife won't let you get a f-150. So your not getting this. I'm going to go take a nice Sumday drive in mine later on.

You mean someday, when you get one?

Just got back from the hardware store. Picked up a few things. Tossed them in the bed. Cause that's how truck guys do it.

2013 F-150 black as night !!!!!

I was making jokes based off your typo.

I have zero doubt that you own that truck and totally tear ass around in the mud and ####.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Only thing worse than a redneck is a guy with money who wants to be a redneck.

What's the point of having a little money, if not to use it to buy big toys?

Most men start out as little boys loving to build and destroy ####. We love trucks and tractors especially. 5 year olds don't dream of being lawyers. As we get older, not much changes except the tools toys just get a lot bigger and more expensive.

For a man stuck in a hellhole of city in a suit and tie all day and, I assume, never learning how to fix or build anything either, that yearning to finally fulfill little 5 year-old Oats' hopes and dreams is really strong.

That's a badass truck Otis, and you should absolutely buy it.

Preach it

Yeah, while I accept there probably is validity to the idea that when mens ##### stop working they buy a Corvette as some sort of compensation thing, but at the same time I think there's a lot of people who have probably always wanted toys like that. It takes until midlife to be able to afford them and the limpdick is sometimes just an unfortunate coincidence.

 

[Otis]

Only thing worse than a redneck is a guy with money who wants to be a redneck.

What's the point of having a little money, if not to use it to buy big toys?

Most men start out as little boys loving to build and destroy ####. We love trucks and tractors especially. 5 year olds don't dream of being lawyers. As we get older, not much changes except the tools toys just get a lot bigger and more expensive.

For a man stuck in a hellhole of city in a suit and tie all day and, I assume, never learning how to fix or build anything either, that yearning to finally fulfill little 5 year-old Oats' hopes and dreams is really strong.

That's a badass truck Otis, and you should absolutely buy it.

Preach it

Amen!

If only I could find one for sale locally OH WAIT

http://longisland.craigslist.org/ctd/4978088409.html

 

[eoMMan]

Do they come with the Calvin sticker peeing on Chevy?

 

[Otis]

I could theoretically trade in the 'Rover and finance this puppy right now. TEMPTING.

 

[Annyong]

I thought they had weird mud splatter graphics on the side? Maybe they finally got rid of those.

 

[Otis]

I thought they had weird mud splatter graphics on the side? Maybe they finally got rid of those.

Not all. Thank jeebus.

 

[Christo]

Wow, $50k for a three y/o truck with 30k miles?

 

[GroveDiesel]

You really DO overpay for everything, don't you?

 

[Otis]

You really DO overpay for everything, don't you?

You find a cheaper one?

 

[Otis]

Wow, $50k for a three y/o truck with 30k miles?

Apparently?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Can't wait to hear about how many bottles of hand sanitizer you can fit in the bed. Suburbs problems are numerous, seems like this truck will be an inspiration to the whole neighborhood.

 

[Christo]

Can't wait to hear about how many bottles of hand sanitizer you can fit in the bed. Suburbs problems are numerous, seems like this truck will be an inspiration to the whole neighborhood.

Can Casa Otis' garage even handle something that big?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

That's a Ford, right? I'm having a hard time reading the grill.

 

[Otis]

Can't wait to hear about how many bottles of hand sanitizer you can fit in the bed. Suburbs problems are numerous, seems like this truck will be an inspiration to the whole neighborhood.

Can Casa Otis' garage even handle something that big?

We don't put our cars in the garage round these parts, feller.

 

[Otis]

That's a Ford, right? I'm having a hard time reading the grill.

YES

 

[Otis]

Can't wait to hear about how many bottles of hand sanitizer you can fit in the bed. Suburbs problems are numerous, seems like this truck will be an inspiration to the whole neighborhood.

Just last weekend I had to rent a pickup at the local Home Depot to get a bunch of stuff home that we couldn't fit in the car. It was like 50 bucks plus 20 in fees and some silly has charge. That could have gone towards my car payment, brah.

 

[AcerFC]

Can't wait to hear about how many bottles of hand sanitizer you can fit in the bed. Suburbs problems are numerous, seems like this truck will be an inspiration to the whole neighborhood.

Just last weekend I had to rent a pickup at the local Home Depot to get a bunch of stuff home that we couldn't fit in the car. It was like 50 bucks plus 20 in fees and some silly has charge. That could have gone towards my car payment, brah.

home depot has trucks that the rent for 19.99.

 

[Otis]

Can't wait to hear about how many bottles of hand sanitizer you can fit in the bed. Suburbs problems are numerous, seems like this truck will be an inspiration to the whole neighborhood.

Just last weekend I had to rent a pickup at the local Home Depot to get a bunch of stuff home that we couldn't fit in the car. It was like 50 bucks plus 20 in fees and some silly has charge. That could have gone towards my car payment, brah.

home depot has trucks that the rent for 19.99.

Not around here they don't. It costs more. That doesn't include the hidden charges.

 

[chauncey]

You should buy back your old Laguna Seca M3. It's cooler. #notebook

:woah:

Awesome ride. Did you trade it in for a minivan?

 

[chauncey]

You get a job in the oilfield Otis?

Just remember, you are not allowed to drive a Raptor without one of these in the back.

 

[Christo]

Can't wait to hear about how many bottles of hand sanitizer you can fit in the bed. Suburbs problems are numerous, seems like this truck will be an inspiration to the whole neighborhood.

Can Casa Otis' garage even handle something that big?

We don't put our cars in the garage round these parts, feller.

Oh, yeah. Your neighbors will love that monstrosity parked in your driveway.

 

[Christo]

You get a job in the oilfield Otis?

Just remember, you are not allowed to drive a Raptor without one of these in the back.

And some of these.

 

[pollardsvision]

Truck nuts are the best

 

[matuski]

Dime a dozen here. Meh.

Where do you live? Around here they're about $650K per dozen.

4 Raptors in my neighborhood.. that I know of.

All over the place. Nice trucks, just common.

eta - for the money buy another truck and customize it.

 

[James Daulton]

Slim, fit Oat. New truck, I think we're looking at a whole new man here.

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