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Forget Featherweight boxers, Could U beat Manziel? (1 Viewer)

Johnny Football is small, he is a petulant ##### with a facial expression that makes most want to slap him silly.  He is generally hung over.  Still, he is, or has been a professional athlete, and he has taken hits from some large and fast folks.  In a bare-fisted, no holds bared fight in a steel cage octagon, could you take him?

 
Let's call him 6 feet tall, and with off-season bloat lets call him 220.  Frankly he looks significantly smaller to me.

Oh, if you want to opine on how he might do against a featherweight boxer have at it.

 
Assuming he's drunk (which is a safe assumption), I'm going to give an unequivocal maybe.
Entirely possible that if you gut punched him he would toss up foaming champagne he had consumed in the past half hour along with the rolled up hundred he inadvertently snorted right through his burned out septum, into his throat, and then swallowed.  I believe you would also get hit with some beer nuts, beef jerky, and sugar babies.

 
No. He'd kill me and I'm bigger than him. He's a world-class athlete and world-class drunk. 

I'm sunk in this battle.  

 
He's pretty stupid so I'll bet his head is like a rock.
He may also have some of that crazy little belligerent man thing going on.  You know, where the more you hit him the crazier it makes him.  Instead of going down they get charged up.

Of course maybe not.

 
I' contemplating pitching him a reality show where lottery winners in the Beat Johnny football lottery are filmed going shot for shot, drink for drink, and line for line with him in Vegas for one full night, and then they have to get in the octagon with him at sunrise the following morning.  The pre-festivity bravado might be set in wonderful contrast to the morning after.

 
Not sure why people think he'd be so tough to fight.

Every punch he'd throw would be intercepted. 

 

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