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Q. Could you tell the crowd was drinking up a storm?

A. The late Tim Russert was there that night. When asked how many beers he drank he said that he had two dollars with him. Then he said, "You do the math."

 
:lmao:

I've heard about this, but never really researched into it. HFS, what a hilarious cluster-you know what. The cherry bombs and fighting was not funny, but everything up to them is why I assume beers are like $7+ bucks at a game - crowd control.

 
You take one barrel of Missouri River water, and two gallons of alcohol.� Then you add two ounces of strychnine (poison) to make them go crazy�because strychnine is the greatest stimulant in the world�and three plugs of tobacco to make them sick�an Indian wouldn't figure it was whisky unless it made him sick�and five bars of soap to give it a bead, and half a pound of red pepper, and then you put in some sagebrush and boil it until it'sbrown.� Strain into a bottle, and you've got Indian whisky; that one bottle calls for one buffalo robe and when the Indian got drunk it was two robes.�--�Teddy Blue� Abbott in We Pointed Them North.
 

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