I have really been letting my FFA brethren down this year, but the season is young. My guys are playing hard, they are just not putting it all together. My goal is to win a game before the Cardinals do. I think I can do it.
I have talked to all my guys. I even reached Priest at home (he was pretty pissed). I told him to start moving his ### on the field, because the FFA at FBG was counting on him. He said he'd try to do better. I said trying wasn't good enough, so he guaranteed me he'd play better.
So I am guaranteeing a victory next week against Bloom. No doubt about it, Bloom is going to have to change his team name to "Wilt" when I get done with him. There is just no way my team is going to suck this bad all year. Next week is victory 1!