Fragile Fred? how about these (1 Viewer)

[Pound]

Sickly Steven Jackson

Joseph Ailing Addai

Plaxico Breakable Burress

Cripple Clinton Portis

Soft Shaun Alexander

Hines Worn-Out Ward

Chad Precious Pennington

Mark Brittle Bulger

Trent "Gnocked the F out" Green

Lingering Lamont Jordon

Dainty Donovan McNabb

Lethargic Lawrence Maroney

Tatum Tinker Bell

Santonio Hairline Holmes

Tender Todd Heap

Matt Ladylike Leinart

Frail Frank Gore

Ben Run-Down Roethlisberger

Enfeebled Eli Manning

Delicate Deuce McAllister

Jake Decrepit Delhome

Brian Wobbly Westbrook

Vulnerable Vernon Davis

feel free to add any others...

Edit: fixed some names

 

[mrspree15]

It always annoyed me when people called Plaxico Plexiglas because Plexiglas is strong. It doesn't make sense!

 

[ThePittbully]

yea plexiglass is a silly name for him, maybe plastic plaxico

 

[bonesman]

Mark Brittle Bulger

that could stick.... Lingering Lamont Jordon... that one too

I like Heinz "Hospital" Ward better than 'Worn Out'... good stuff though.

 

[cobalt_27]

Sickly Stephen JacksonJoseph Ailing AddaiPlaxico Breakable BurressCripple Clinton PortisSoft Shaun AlexanderHines Worn-Out WardChad Precious PenningtonMark Brittle BulgerTrent "Gnocked the F out" GreenLingering Lamont JordonDainty Donovan McNabbLethargic Lawrence MaroneyTatum Tinker BellSantonio Hairline HolmesTender Todd HeapMatt Ladylike LeinartFrail Frank GoreBen Run-Down RoethlisbergerEnfeebled Eli ManningDelicate Deuce McAllisterJake Decrepit DelhomeBrian Wobbly WestbrookVulnerable Vincent Davisfeel free to add any others...

Nicknames No More.

 

[PsychoMan]

you must mean Vernon?

 

[mjohnell]

How about Afflicted Ahman Green.

 

[Cerwin]

Steven Jackson, not Stephen.

 

[patrickmcgroin]

You can mix Clinton Portis's first and last names for a pretty good nickname.

 

[eom]

vern 'on IR' davis

ah'man 'there goes my season' green

steven 'not stephen' jackson

'doubtful' santana moss

 

[Pound]

you must mean Vernon? ...Steven Jackson, not Stephen

fixed.

 

[faux_bear]

You can mix Clinton Portis's first and last names for a pretty good nickname.

eh?

 

[eom]

crispy wonton

 

[Chaka]

A few of these are mildly amusing, most are obvious and a some are just plain weak.

My question is when did the Shark Pool turn into amateur night at the Comedy Shack?

 

[patrickmcgroin]

You can mix Clinton Portis's first and last names for a pretty good nickname.

eh?

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[eom]

You can mix Clinton Portis's first and last names for a pretty good nickname.

eh?

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that's the best one yet.'########' clinton portis

 

[patrickmcgroin]

Lol it got filtered.

 

[cobalt_27]

A few of these are mildly amusing, most are obvious and a some are just plain weak.My question is when did the Shark Pool turn into amateur night at the Comedy Shack?

It's brutal.

 

[bonesman]

You can mix Clinton Portis's first and last names for a pretty good nickname.

eh?

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that's the best one yet.'########' clinton portis

i'm not sure what it's supposed to say...Pour this Cl!+ on?

 

[Da Guru]

"Tender Todd" Heap

 

[eom]

"Tender Todd" Heap

I don't think I want to know how you gave him that one........

 

[cobalt_27]

Guys, seriously...

These are terrible.

 

[eom]

yeah, I probably would've gone todd 'OMFG!' heap.

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

Clin toris?

 

[bonesman]

Clin toris?

ah!Got it.

 

[cobalt_27]

Clin toris?

ah!Got it.

Yeah. That was..um..really clever.So funny.Can't stop laughing.

 

[Chaka]

Clin toris?

ah!Got it.

Yeah. That was..um..really clever.So funny.Can't stop laughing.

Considering you and I are on the same page here cobalt, I hope you listen to what I have to say.You're not helping the situation. Some people are enjoying this, probably the same people who watch According to Jim and Caveman and laugh out loud at the zany hijinks. Let's you and I agree to leave this thread and never return.

 

[eom]

how about 'faberge egg' fred taylor?

 

[cobalt_27]

Clin toris?

ah!Got it.

Yeah. That was..um..really clever.So funny.Can't stop laughing.

Considering you and I are on the same page here cobalt, I hope you listen to what I have to say.You're not helping the situation. Some people are enjoying this, probably the same people who watch According to Jim and Caveman and laugh out loud at the zany hijinks. Let's you and I agree to leave this thread and never return.

Oh, so these are the zany hijinks people. Makes sense. Never thought that demographic would worm its way in here, but...it is what it is.No worries, I'll cease and desist. The 12-year-olds should have their playground, too.

 

[Garts]

Steven Jackson, not Stephen.

that is so annoying when people spell it Stephen...the only one was Strephen Davis that was a half decent FF player.

 

[Afro Samurai]

i'm not sure what it's supposed to say...

It rhymes with 'Delores'

 

[djjosee]

It always annoyed me when people called Plaxico Plexiglas because Plexiglas is strong. It doesn't make sense!

I thought it was Plax "The Glass" Burress