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Fresh Balls (1 Viewer)

I used to buy Max strength Gold Bond powder for my junk. I'd apply it in the shower to minimize powder all over the place....until I got Fresh Balls. Now a couple of squirts in the palm of my hand, a little rub on my boys and they don't sweat anymore! I highly recommend it and wished Walgreen would stock this in their stores.

 
Hawaiian Crisp Balls:

I am a young doctor (MD) that recently moved to Hawaii. My friend let me try a dab of his Fresh Balls one night before hitting the night clubs. I admit, I was a bit skeptical. I've been saying for years that a person could be a millionaire if they invent such a product. I've been using regular arm deodorant on my scrotum and perineal area for the last few months since moving to Hawaii. I love the weather here, but a tropical climate can wreak havic on your manhood. At times, it feels like my #### are sitting in a sauna or cigar humidor. After using this product, I hit the clubs with a bit more confidence. Yes, you will sweat and have insensible fluid losses, but I promise they will not be from your ####. I love the soft residue it leaves behind, a subtle reminder of how Fresh your balls are indeed. I must say, I am a taken man and I no longer have that fear or embarrassment to have my girlfriend go down on me, even after a hard rigorous work out. Thank you Fresh Balls.

I can say this product is Doctor approved!

 
tom22406 said:
Hawaiian Crisp Balls:

I am a young doctor (MD) that recently moved to Hawaii. My friend let me try a dab of his Fresh Balls one night before hitting the night clubs. I admit, I was a bit skeptical. I've been saying for years that a person could be a millionaire if they invent such a product. I've been using regular arm deodorant on my scrotum and perineal area for the last few months since moving to Hawaii. I love the weather here, but a tropical climate can wreak havic on your manhood. At times, it feels like my #### are sitting in a sauna or cigar humidor. After using this product, I hit the clubs with a bit more confidence. Yes, you will sweat and have insensible fluid losses, but I promise they will not be from your ####. I love the soft residue it leaves behind, a subtle reminder of how Fresh your balls are indeed. I must say, I am a taken man and I no longer have that fear or embarrassment to have my girlfriend go down on me, even after a hard rigorous work out. Thank you Fresh Balls.

I can say this product is Doctor approved!
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This reminds me of Hawaii.

 
They also sell it on Amazon great reviews

By Thomas J Kelly - June 7, 2013

Amazon Verified Purchase

This product is great. I'm a male prostitute I need my genitals to be fresh at all times. Nothing turns a paying customer off more than a pair of acorns that reek like, well..... that reek like you're a male prostitute. I work mostly with older ladies who enjoy the company of an guy who has confidence that his bojangles smell clean and presentable. This product does that. Before I used Fresh Balls my giblets stuck to my leg and would smell like burnt plastic and garbage juice. My sales were terrible and I thought I would have to quit the biz and move back in with my parents. (My dad is an extremely successful male prostitute so this is even more embarrassing.) I tried everything from cologne, to Lysol, to actually washing them and nothing seemed to stop the stink. I bought Fresh Balls as a last ditch effort to save my career. Holy heck did it work! My marbles are clean, fresh, and ready to go at all times. No longer do I have to worry that if I pick up a Jill (what we call female customers in the biz) at the dollar store by my condo that my balls smell sour. They don't smell sour. They smell great. You don't have to be a male prostitute to buy this product. It works for everybody with a sack that wants it to smell like a summer breeze. My sack smells like a summer breeze. A summer breeze that will have sex with you for money. Thank you Fresh Balls!

 
★★★★★ 5 out of 5 stars.

YorArat
· 18 days ago

Great!
This stuff really works as advertised. My husband and son love this product!
Length of ownership 1 month
✔ Yes,
I recommend this product

 
Wooderson said:
They also sell it on Amazon great reviews

By Thomas J Kelly - June 7, 2013

Amazon Verified Purchase

This product is great. I'm a male prostitute I need my genitals to be fresh at all times. Nothing turns a paying customer off more than a pair of acorns that reek like, well..... that reek like you're a male prostitute. I work mostly with older ladies who enjoy the company of an guy who has confidence that his bojangles smell clean and presentable. This product does that. Before I used Fresh Balls my giblets stuck to my leg and would smell like burnt plastic and garbage juice. My sales were terrible and I thought I would have to quit the biz and move back in with my parents. (My dad is an extremely successful male prostitute so this is even more embarrassing.) I tried everything from cologne, to Lysol, to actually washing them and nothing seemed to stop the stink. I bought Fresh Balls as a last ditch effort to save my career. Holy heck did it work! My marbles are clean, fresh, and ready to go at all times. No longer do I have to worry that if I pick up a Jill (what we call female customers in the biz) at the dollar store by my condo that my balls smell sour. They don't smell sour. They smell great. You don't have to be a male prostitute to buy this product. It works for everybody with a sack that wants it to smell like a summer breeze. My sack smells like a summer breeze. A summer breeze that will have sex with you for money. Thank you Fresh Balls!
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it's BO TIME!

 
You guys are laughing but seriously try it. It's really changed my world - There are days when the boys just don't feel good - It almost feels like I am carrying them around all day in a silk sack.

 
Macdaddy_2004 said:
You guys are laughing but seriously try it. It's really changed my world - There are days when the boys just don't feel good - It almost feels like I am carrying them around all day in a silk sack.
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Are you a husky gentleman? Do you trim down there?

 
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eoMMan said:
Macdaddy_2004 said:
You guys are laughing but seriously try it. It's really changed my world - There are days when the boys just don't feel good - It almost feels like I am carrying them around all day in a silk sack.
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Are you a husky gentleman? Do you trim down there?
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Where do you live? You don't have to be husky or have a forest down there to have your balls get sloppy in a pair of jeans in 90% humidity.

 
eoMMan said:
Macdaddy_2004 said:
You guys are laughing but seriously try it. It's really changed my world - There are days when the boys just don't feel good - It almost feels like I am carrying them around all day in a silk sack.
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Are you a husky gentleman? Do you trim down there?
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I do trim - c'mon I am pretty sure sweatty balls hit most dudes a few times a week. Especially if you have a job where you sit all day and the boys can't breathe.

 
There have been times that I've had such sweaty balls I've felt drips of sweat hit my ankles. I'm going to give this a try. :thumbup:

 
If your undercarriage requires attention midday, you might want to spend more time running and less time silica blasting your taint.

 
It's bad enough that we smear aluminum and zirconium up in our pits to plug the sweat glands. You guys are going to put that kinda crap down there?? :no:

 
No antiperspirant here. We were meant to sweat. Would not even attempt anything like it in the sub-equatorial region.

 
glock said:
seahawk 17 said:
glock said:
Taste? :shrug:

I'm just sayin'...
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Solid question.
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Seriously.

me: "Honey I'm hooome." :bowtie:

mrs glock: "There you are you hard working man, you..." :tebow:

me: "Hey, baby how was your- whooaah..." :o

un-ZIIIIIP :excited:

mrs glock: "You relax, while I just....mmm :yawn: - THE HELL!!" :yucky: :X :rant:

:bathroomdoorslam:

me: :sadbanana:
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When is the last time your WIFE ever greeted you like that? My guess is never. Not trying to be a ####, just saying who cares what it tastes like.
 
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Oh, and you are definitely priming yourself for ball and anal cancer if you rub chemicals all over the region for years.

 
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