Germans scare me (1 Viewer)

[Mr. Cross]

They always seem up to something. Even people that look like germens or have a germen last name makes me uneasy. I always think about Nazis.

 

[TheIronSheik]

What about Gerwomens?

 

[=Smackdown=]

SCHWEINHUND !!!

 

[mquinnjr]

Umlaut-envy?

 

[johnnycakes]

My link

 

[joffer]

cool story

 

[Mr. Cross]

Am I the only one? I should have included in my first post.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Fun fact: The Most Interesting Man in the World once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

At one time, Europeans loved Germany so much they wished there were two of them.

 

[Lutherman2112]

I've got dibs on linking to the Fawlty Towers episode "don't mention the Germans". I'm mobile and can't do it now.

"Don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right."

Absolutely my favorite episode...at least running neck and neck with the kipper and the corpse.

 

[Leviathan]

Pffftt....I ain't skeert.

The Russians of the other hand?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JavxaqlZT5s

 

[Green and Gold]

Pffftt....I ain't skeert.

The Russians of the other hand?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JavxaqlZT5s

Rofl at the truck at the 5:00 mark.

 

[Annyong]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin to form what we now know as Giraffes

 

[cstu]

Pffftt....I ain't skeert.

The Russians of the other hand?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JavxaqlZT5s

Russians might be the worst people in the world.

 

[snogger]

 

[Binky The Doormat]

If they don't scare you, their porn probably will.

 

[AcerFC]

As a jew, I concur

 

[Parrothead]

I like beer and brauts..

 

[xulf]

Us german half bloods and up... We rule.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Pffftt....I ain't skeert.

The Russians of the other hand?

I have been living in a russian neighborhood for 6 months.

Possibly the most overtly rude people

 

[Bob Sacamano]

:boo:

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Pffftt....I ain't skeert.

The Russians of the other hand?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JavxaqlZT5s

Russians might be the worst people in the world.

I always admired the Soviets. Big, strong, hardy people.

 

[Juxtatarot]

I might have heard this joke first here in the FFA, but it's funny enough to be worth a repeat.

A married American couple and their 2 daughters are on vacation in Frankfurt. They accidentally turn down the wrong street into a seedy part of the city. They pass a drunk man publicly urinating on the side of a building.

"Gross!" one of the American daughter yells.

"Danke!" the man replies.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I might have heard this joke first here in the FFA, but it's funny enough to be worth a repeat.

A married American couple and their 2 daughters are on vacation in Frankfurt. They accidentally turn down the wrong street into a seedy part of the city. They pass a drunk man publicly urinating on the side of a building.

"Gross!" one of the American daughter yells.

"Danke!" the man replies.

I dont get it

 

[Limp Ditka]

I might have heard this joke first here in the FFA, but it's funny enough to be worth a repeat.

A married American couple and their 2 daughters are on vacation in Frankfurt. They accidentally turn down the wrong street into a seedy part of the city. They pass a drunk man publicly urinating on the side of a building.

"Gross!" one of the American daughter yells.

"Danke!" the man replies.

I dont get it

One Seventy what?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I might have heard this joke first here in the FFA, but it's funny enough to be worth a repeat.

A married American couple and their 2 daughters are on vacation in Frankfurt. They accidentally turn down the wrong street into a seedy part of the city. They pass a drunk man publicly urinating on the side of a building.

"Gruß!" one of the American daughter yells.

"Danke!" the man replies.

I dont get it

How about now

 

[MC Gas Money]

I might have heard this joke first here in the FFA, but it's funny enough to be worth a repeat.

A married American couple and their 2 daughters are on vacation in Frankfurt. They accidentally turn down the wrong street into a seedy part of the city. They pass a drunk man publicly urinating on the side of a building.

"Gruß!" one of the American daughter yells.

"Danke!" the man replies.

I dont get it

How about now

Nein

 

[PIK95]

I half German. Do I half scare you?

 

[Flying V]

What about Gerwomens?

or Gerbils?

 

[gianmarco]

Does anyone know a little German?

 

[Fennis]

Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
Horst: Stop it!
Man: Stop, sir.
Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.
Horst: Stop it! Stop it!
Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong!
Man: Stop it.
Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans--
Horst: Burns, Stop it!

 

[snogger]

Us german half bloods and up... We rule.

I'm 3/4 German.. rest is a mix of Norwegian and Irish

 

[kevzilla]

Us german half bloods and up... We rule.

Not entirely true, but not from lack of trying.

 

[timschochet]

I have to admit that their national obsession with David Hasslehoff is a bit...unnerving.

 

[mr roboto]

Us german half bloods and up... We rule.

I'm 3/4 German.. rest is a mix of Norwegian and Irish

No ####### way. Western Sconny with German and a bit o'scandnavian you say? Color me baffled.

 

[Jayrod]

Us german half bloods and up... We rule.

Word, mein Herr, word.

My dad is 100% and my grandparents could speak fluently in a German dialect called Plattdeutsch or Low German.

I ended up taking German courses in HS & college and got to visit Germany in 2004. I think my family is mostly from Northern Germany, but we spent most of our time in Bavaria. Most beautiful countryside I've ever seen down there. Everything is so clean and orderly. Oktoberfest in Munich is a bucket list item.

 

[rascal]

1/2 German, 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Scottish...I'm ####### awesome. Of course ive been drinking you stupid *******.

 

[rascal]

Oktoberfest in Munich is a bucket list item.

Had a two week trip planned to Germany and Austria ending in Munich during Oktoberfest, and then the wife got knocked up. With twins. Sigh.

 

[rascal]

They always seem up to something. Even people that look like germens or have a germen last name makes me uneasy. I always think about Nazis.

They scare you because they are better than you. And you know it.

 

[Jayrod]

Oktoberfest in Munich is a bucket list item.

Had a two week trip planned to Germany and Austria ending in Munich during Oktoberfest, and then the wife got knocked up. With twins. Sigh.

That whore!

 

[rascal]

Oktoberfest in Munich is a bucket list item.

Had a two week trip planned to Germany and Austria ending in Munich during Oktoberfest, and then the wife got knocked up. With twins. Sigh.

That whore!

Yeah. I know the next ones won't be mine as I'm sitting on the coach with an icepack on my lucky charms.

 

[cstu]

Pffftt....I ain't skeert.

The Russians of the other hand?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JavxaqlZT5s

Russians might be the worst people in the world.

I always admired the Soviets. Big, strong, hardy people.

Big, strong, hardy, terrible people.

 

[DaVinci]

What about Gerwomens?

What about GerLGBTTQQFAGPBDSMens?

 

[jamny]

Us german half bloods and up... We rule.

Word, mein Herr, word.

My dad is 100% and my grandparents could speak fluently in a German dialect called Plattdeutsch or Low German.

I ended up taking German courses in HS & college and got to visit Germany in 2004. I think my family is mostly from Northern Germany, but we spent most of our time in Bavaria. Most beautiful countryside I've ever seen down there. Everything is so clean and orderly. Oktoberfest in Munich is a bucket list item.

Both my parents were born in Germany. My dad from Stuttgart and my mom from Stade, up north. She's Plattdeutsch. So much different from regular German language.

 

[snogger]

1/2 German, 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Scottish...I'm ####### awesome. Of course ive been drinking you stupid *******.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Do you like Fanta?

 

[Tom Servo]

I might have heard this joke first here in the FFA, but it's funny enough to be worth a repeat.

A married American couple and their 2 daughters are on vacation in Frankfurt. They accidentally turn down the wrong street into a seedy part of the city. They pass a drunk man publicly urinating on the side of a building.

"Gruß!" one of the American daughter yells.

"Danke!" the man replies.

I dont get it

How about now

Nein

It's a word play on the fact the gruss is German for "large" and the English word gross which means gross.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I might have heard this joke first here in the FFA, but it's funny enough to be worth a repeat.

A married American couple and their 2 daughters are on vacation in Frankfurt. They accidentally turn down the wrong street into a seedy part of the city. They pass a drunk man publicly urinating on the side of a building.

"Gruß!" one of the American daughter yells.

"Danke!" the man replies.

I dont get it

How about now

Nein

It's a word play on the fact the gruss is German for "large" and the English word gross which means gross.

You're apparent understanding of the joke immediately puts your IQ north of 180.

 

[Jayrod]

Us german half bloods and up... We rule.

Word, mein Herr, word.

My dad is 100% and my grandparents could speak fluently in a German dialect called Plattdeutsch or Low German.

I ended up taking German courses in HS & college and got to visit Germany in 2004. I think my family is mostly from Northern Germany, but we spent most of our time in Bavaria. Most beautiful countryside I've ever seen down there. Everything is so clean and orderly. Oktoberfest in Munich is a bucket list item.

Both my parents were born in Germany. My dad from Stuttgart and my mom from Stade, up north. She's Plattdeutsch. So much different from regular German language.

Spent a couple of days in Stuttgart. Wonderful city. And yes, even after years of German training in school, I could never understand my grandparents Plattdeutsch.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I might have heard this joke first here in the FFA, but it's funny enough to be worth a repeat.

A married American couple and their 2 daughters are on vacation in Frankfurt. They accidentally turn down the wrong street into a seedy part of the city. They pass a drunk man publicly urinating on the side of a building.

"Gruß!" one of the American daughter yells.

"Danke!" the man replies.

I dont get it

How about now

Nein

It's a word play on the fact the gruss is German for "large" and the English word gross which means gross.

I dont speak german so I must be stupid