Giambi and his slump-buster thong (1 Viewer)

[Brock Middlebrook]

http://www.portfolio.com/views/columns/the...iambi-Struggles

The deepest, darkest secret harbored by the New York Yankees first baseman is that whenever he is in a prolonged hitting funk, he wears a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong under his uniform. "I only put it on when I'm desperate to get out of a big slump," he confides.

Over Giambi's checkered career in the Bronx, he has left the "golden thong" in the lockers of slumping teammates Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Johnny Damon, Robin Ventura, and Robinson Cano. "All of them wore it and got hits," he reports. "The thong works every time."

That's just plain gross

 

[Tom Servo]

http://www.portfolio.com/views/columns/the...iambi-Struggles

The deepest, darkest secret harbored by the New York Yankees first baseman is that whenever he is in a prolonged hitting funk, he wears a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong under his uniform. "I only put it on when I'm desperate to get out of a big slump," he confides.

Over Giambi's checkered career in the Bronx, he has left the "golden thong" in the lockers of slumping teammates Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Johnny Damon, Robin Ventura, and Robinson Cano. "All of them wore it and got hits," he reports. "The thong works every time."

That's just plain gross

:X times 1000

 

[daddymag]

Something ain't been right with this guy for a long time. SI printed an article when he was with the A's, he liked to shave off ALL his body hair.

Only porn stars do that.

And not the cool kind.