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Gigantic women (1 Viewer)

The wnba has their share of giants.

The only thing I want big on a chick is her breasts, or her potential inheritance

 
Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big #####. Jeez you got a big #####." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

[billy stares blankly]

Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.

Hawkins: Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little #####". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"

[billy stares blankly]

Hawkins: See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...

[Hawkins pauses, then trails off]

Hawkins: ... big as a house.

 

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