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Uruk-Hai said:
I call my mother every couple of days just to chat.

Last Friday, we were signing off and I told her I'd call her again Sunday or Monday.

Her: "Make it Monday so it'll be after the Ravens game and we'll have something to talk about"

Me: 😮
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UH ...we gotta up your game, even your mom is giving you the Heisman.  😀

 
Osaurus said:
I will be making my way to Portland (Oregon I believe) over Labor Day weekend to visit a friend.  Why is it so expensive to fly into PDX?  And what’s the deal with the old beloved Bill Cosby sweater looking carpet?
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Because you're flying in at a time when everybody wants to visit the area.  God help you if you're renting a car.  Also depends on where you are flying in from.  Going to guess a smaller airport in Fla?  

The carpet thing is just stupid.  The kind of stupid thing smaller cities with inferiority complexes come up with because what else is there?  Hey look, let's take pictures of our feet on this tacky carpet and put it on social media next to pictures of what we had for brunch.  

 
IDK if this makes me a horrible person, or just completely jaded to mass shootings and other outbreaks of violence, but when I saw reports about the shooting in the bowling alley in California, my first thought was of Walter Sobczak waving a .45 around yelling "OVER THE LINE!" and "MARK IT ZERO!" 

 
El Floppo said:
Agreed.

We're talking Tanner owning a goat being believable, correct?
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Believable he'd own a goat?  No.  He doesn't have the patience for that.

Believable that he actually has a goat a$$ that he could be effed in?  Yes.  I can buy that without any verifiable proof at all.

 
My stepdaughter flew back to college today after her break.  My wife texted that when she got home from taking her to the airport, one of our dogs immediately ran to the door and is sitting there crying, waiting for the kid to come into the house. :cry:

 
General Malaise said:
Because you're flying in at a time when everybody wants to visit the area.  God help you if you're renting a car.  Also depends on where you are flying in from.  Going to guess a smaller airport in Fla?  

The carpet thing is just stupid.  The kind of stupid thing smaller cities with inferiority complexes come up with because what else is there?  Hey look, let's take pictures of our feet on this tacky carpet and put it on social media next to pictures of what we had for brunch.  
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Flying out of Tampa.  Prices have come down a little, but regardless, I will be there over Labor Day.  No rental car this time thank goodness.

 
Osaurus said:
Flying out of Tampa.  Prices have come down a little, but regardless, I will be there over Labor Day.  No rental car this time thank goodness.
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Yeah, so no direct flight.  That's never good for pricing.  Lotta people come to Pac NW for the summer and the airlines price gouge accordingly.  You don't really need a car unless you're going to explore on your own.  Getting around the city is really easy with light rail and Lyft.  Plus, you're with friends who can drive you.  

 
heckmanm said:
IDK if this makes me a horrible person, or just completely jaded to mass shootings and other outbreaks of violence, but when I saw reports about the shooting in the bowling alley in California, my first thought was of Walter Sobczak waving a .45 around yelling "OVER THE LINE!" and "MARK IT ZERO!" 
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We're all inured at this point

 
-fish- said:
Deer Valley looks sick.
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It’s awesome. The customer service is off the charts.  Today, we skied down to a lift, with a long flat leading up to it. I ski into the non existent lift line, and look back for my kid. She’s being pulled across the flat by a deer valley employee.  Something like this happened multiple times, every day. 

 
When you cut yourself and after you finally get a good look at the cut after slowing the bleeding and think to yourself, "that probably needs stitches" you're probably ok with just a couple butterfly bandages, right?

 
-fish- said:
When you cut yourself and after you finally get a good look at the cut after slowing the bleeding and think to yourself, "that probably needs stitches" you're probably ok with just a couple butterfly bandages, right?
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I typically know immediately from the feel of the cut if it's going to need stitches.  If you have to wait until it stops bleeding, you're probably fine.

 
-fish- said:
When you cut yourself and after you finally get a good look at the cut after slowing the bleeding and think to yourself, "that probably needs stitches" you're probably ok with just a couple butterfly bandages, right?
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Super glue. I though I’d already covered this. 

 
-fish- said:
When you cut yourself and after you finally get a good look at the cut after slowing the bleeding and think to yourself, "that probably needs stitches" you're probably ok with just a couple butterfly bandages, right?
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Sounds like a typical date with the future ex mrs fish.

 
-fish- said:
When you cut yourself and after you finally get a good look at the cut after slowing the bleeding and think to yourself, "that probably needs stitches" you're probably ok with just a couple butterfly bandages, right?
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I keep a suture kit handy just for these scenarios. I ain't got time to bleed. 

 
that CFP thread might be the worst one on the board. what a travishamockery.

not because of anything offensive or rude. not because of personal attacks, etc. so please, invisimod don't go clipping it or anything but... my god. what a tire fire.

 
Bucky86 said:
Wife called me to remind me that I have to go deliver a "sample" this afternoon at the fertility clinic  and asked if I was ready.

Told her I've been preparing for 20+ years for this moment. :gang2:
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on-site or in-house procurement?

gl with your goo, gb.

 
Bucky86 said:
On-site unfortunately.
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ooooooh the walk of shame from the waiting room to the porn rooms... that's the best. even better is the walk of triumph back again holding he little brown baggie with the surprise contents.

it's not a surprise to anybody. it's your precious bodily fluids. 
 
El Floppo said:
ooooooh the walk of shame from the waiting room to the porn rooms... that's the best. even better is the walk of triumph back again holding he little brown baggie with the surprise contents.

it's not a surprise to anybody. it's your precious bodily fluids. 
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DENY THEM YOUR ESSENCE!!

 
Bucky86 said:
I just embarrassed myself.

Texting my wife and she was sending a bunch of "clock" emojis over and over. I am on my computer so I sent her  "🙂" on iMessage, but copied and just started bombarding her with 50 or 60 of them.

I ####### ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON ANOTHER MESSAGE WITH THIS LADY THAT IS RE-DOING OUR CLOSETS AND I SENT HER 20 🙂 EMOJIS BEFORE REALIZING IT.

We're supposed to see her on Saturday. FML.
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wtf a closet consultant? Just come out like other people and stop trying to hide it with fake kids and stuff.

 
Bucky86 said:
:mellow:   

Not helping. 
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I went through this with both kids... it's hliarious. 

the best part of the place we went- the hasidic jews had found this guy too, and whatever they do they do en masse. every time I was there there were hordes of young hasidic dudes and their be-wigged wives. IIRC, the wives would go in to the porn rooms with their guys- and they always had some kind of clear bag that a blanket or something in it. I always assumed it was that old myth about the hole in the blanket thing, except for manual joy. or maybe... dunno... would prefer not to think more about these people and how they might fill a cup.

funny thing- after expcting playboy or penthouse, this actually was the most disgusting assortment of porn I'd ever seen. so disgusting, the thought of the hasids and that porn (but not shuke) made it really difficult to even be in those rooms- let alone actually touch anything.

enjoy!

 
cosjobs said:
Bucky86 said:
I ####### ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON ANOTHER MESSAGE WITH THIS LADY THAT IS RE-DOING OUR CLOSETS AND I SENT HER 20 🙂 EMOJIS BEFORE REALIZING IT.

We're supposed to see her on Saturday. FML.
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wtf a closet consultant? Just come out like other people and stop trying to hide it with fake kids and stuff.
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I just got off the phone with a closet/kitchen consultant for one of my projects. actually true.

 
 Buddy of mine had to give a sample for his vasectomy.  I guess he was supposed to do it at home because he got an awkward look when he asked where the room he needed to go to was at

they have him a cup and let him go in the restroom

 
this reminds me... floppinho had to give a urine sample a year or so ago- he was 9 or 10. we sent him into the bathroom with his cup and waited a while. and waited. I finally knocked on the door and he came out sheepishly with just a few drops in the cup.

what happened? didn't you have to pee?

it was hard to aim.

yeah- that's true... but you didn't get much in there.

it was hard to aim!

(I walked into the bathroom- pee everywhere. he had put the cup on the ground and tried to hit it while standing like it was a toilet.)

 
So I've done the leather chair vjs tape in the sterile room thing.

So the bestest story is of a man of Jewish decent walking out to waiting room after the deed.   One part of his shirt untucked, sweating profusely.  Eyes down and just bee lines to the exit door.

It was magical

 
belljr said:
To add.  I hit play on the vcr.  It was a Bob the builder tape.  I kid you not.  I don't know if someone swapped a tape, it was in there for baby sitting 🤮 or what.

I had a decision to make keep going with it or stop and pick a new tape....

Dead serious about the tape being in there
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