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Congrats, annyong. Right?

Whats next.... art?
I think you should do some whoring.
Interestingly enough, these are pretty much the same thing....at least if you want to make any money at the bolded, anyway.

Signed,

A Working Creative

(Was going to say "A Creative Prostitute", but I heard how it sounded in my head before I hit post. Good thing I deleted that).

 
Would something like that be helpful in determining methods to profitably wager on the outcomes of sporting events? :oldunsure: I have zilch coding experience, but I do enjoy profitably wagering on the outcomes of sporting events.

 
Would something like that be helpful in determining methods to profitably wager on the outcomes of sporting events? :oldunsure: I have zilch coding experience, but I do enjoy profitably wagering on the outcomes of sporting events.
hypothetically

I know the guys who do a lot of advanced stats on college football utilize R quite a bit.

And since I use statistics to figure out ways to profitably "wager" on equities, I'd think there is a possibility that it could be used for that purpose as well.

 
Kids soccer game today and we have to park far away

Wife forgot snack bag for kids in cards I go back for it

It's a flowery thirty one bag and looks kinda purse-ish

Do I carry by handle or under my arm?
How do you even know what a Thirty One bag is?
In a shocking turn of events, my wife is currently selling Thirty One bags. PM me to buy some. Please.
something to do with Baskin Robbins... just a little light?

 
The couple of times we were in SLC, my wife and I played a game called "Spot The Minority." I don't remember what the final score was, but it was soccer-ish.
We did the same thing in Central Oregon a couple of years ago. Score was a little more baseball-like. But one of the minorities was my cousin-in-law who is El Salvadorian (he joked that every time we went to a bar or restaurant they tried to hand him a bus tub).

Another was Ronnie Lott.

 
I was in Home Depot the other day and an Arabic lady studied me for a minute and then asked if I spoke Arabic (very high Arab population in my area). I told her no and then she asked me some questions in English

anyway it might be time to clean up my terrorist beard

 
I was in Home Depot the other day and an Arabic lady studied me for a minute and then asked if I spoke Arabic (very high Arab population in my area). I told her no and then she asked me some questions in English

anyway it might be time to clean up my terrorist beard
You should have stoned* her for talking to you in public.

*Paving stones, decorative river-rocks etc

 
I was in Home Depot the other day and an Arabic lady studied me for a minute and then asked if I spoke Arabic (very high Arab population in my area). I told her no and then she asked me some questions in English

anyway it might be time to clean up my terrorist beard
One of the joys of being hirsute/dark is that you can go to Europe and don't stand out right away as a filthy American.

(sorry GM)

 
I was in Home Depot the other day and an Arabic lady studied me for a minute and then asked if I spoke Arabic (very high Arab population in my area). I told her no and then she asked me some questions in English

anyway it might be time to clean up my terrorist beard
One of the joys of being hirsute/dark is that you can go to Europe and don't stand out right away as a filthy American.

(sorry GM)
Some of us are proud to be North American Scum.

 
I was in Home Depot the other day and an Arabic lady studied me for a minute and then asked if I spoke Arabic (very high Arab population in my area). I told her no and then she asked me some questions in English

anyway it might be time to clean up my terrorist beard
One of the joys of being hirsute/dark is that you can go to Europe and don't stand out right away as a filthy American.

(sorry GM)
I could see you passing for some sort of filthy gyppo.

 
I was in Home Depot the other day and an Arabic lady studied me for a minute and then asked if I spoke Arabic (very high Arab population in my area). I told her no and then she asked me some questions in English

anyway it might be time to clean up my terrorist beard
One of the joys of being hirsute/dark is that you can go to Europe and don't stand out right away as a filthy American.

(sorry GM)
Some of us are proud to be North American Scum.
Yeah well that's great and all until Jean-Luc wipes his taint with your baguette.

 
my cousin-in-law who is El Salvadorian
Actually true: There's a prison in El Salvador that's completely run by MS-13. I forget who their rival gang is, but they completely segregate them into different facilities.

So there's armed military outside, but no "prison guards" because nobody will go in there. :shrug:
A lot of foreign prisons have certain Lord of the Flies/No Escape qualities. And MS-13 is right up there with Los Zetas and the Russian mob in the scary rankings.

I learned all of the above watching Investigation Discovery network. :grad:

 
I was in Home Depot the other day and an Arabic lady studied me for a minute and then asked if I spoke Arabic (very high Arab population in my area). I told her no and then she asked me some questions in English

anyway it might be time to clean up my terrorist beard
One of the joys of being hirsute/dark is that you can go to Europe and don't stand out right away as a filthy American.

(sorry GM)
Some of us are proud to be North American Scum.
Yeah well that's great and all until Jean-Luc wipes his taint with your baguette.
Pretty sure that isn't a very significant departure from the usual French food-handling protocol. :shrug:

 
I was in Home Depot the other day and an Arabic lady studied me for a minute and then asked if I spoke Arabic (very high Arab population in my area). I told her no and then she asked me some questions in English

anyway it might be time to clean up my terrorist beard
One of the joys of being hirsute/dark is that you can go to Europe and don't stand out right away as a filthy American.

(sorry GM)
I could see you passing for some sort of filthy gyppo.
:goodposting:

 
I was in Home Depot the other day and an Arabic lady studied me for a minute and then asked if I spoke Arabic (very high Arab population in my area). I told her no and then she asked me some questions in English

anyway it might be time to clean up my terrorist beard
One of the joys of being hirsute/dark is that you can go to Europe and don't stand out right away as a filthy American.

(sorry GM)
The Swede's and German's would disagree. In any case, it's fun getting swept through German airports by security personnel with a blond, blue eyed toddler. "No sir...there's a special security line for kids...right this way"

 
my cousin-in-law who is El Salvadorian
Actually true: There's a prison in El Salvador that's completely run by MS-13. I forget who their rival gang is, but they completely segregate them into different facilities.

So there's armed military outside, but no "prison guards" because nobody will go in there. :shrug:
My cousin-in-law lives in the SM Highlands works for Oracle. So pretty much the same, I guess.

 
Go sign up at this thread for the Capping Challenge:

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/711004-nfl-capping-challenge-rich-fbg-to-donate-money-to-pot/

It's $100, you pick 5 games a week ATS. Most winners at the end of the year takes the pot. There HAVE been rumors of a very wealthy FBG donating a large sum of money to the pot to create a nice overlay, but I cannot substantiate those rumors fully.
Oh btw, it's Leaguesafe. So I'm not going to run off with everyone's money....

...yet.

 
I was in Home Depot the other day and an Arabic lady studied me for a minute and then asked if I spoke Arabic (very high Arab population in my area). I told her no and then she asked me some questions in English

anyway it might be time to clean up my terrorist beard
One of the joys of being hirsute/dark is that you can go to Europe and don't stand out right away as a filthy American.

(sorry GM)
I just tell them I'm Canadian.

Then they just laugh at me.

 

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