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So in my new neighborhood there's at least 5 women that are kinda cute/hot in their early 30s who have young kids. My wife is one of them. She's already made friends with the other 4.

At least 1 of the husbands is cool. He likes bourbon and scotch has offered to teach me about it. So his wife is hotish and he wants to give me free booze lessons.

I love Minnesota.

 
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mr roboto said:
So in my new neighborhood there's at least 5 women that are kinda cute/hot in their early 30s who have young kids. My wife is one of them. She's already made friends with the other 4.

At least 1 of the husbands is cool. He likes bourbon and scotch has offered to teach me about it. So his wife is hotish and he wants to give me free booze lessons.

I love Minnesota.
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Too much snow and too many guys named Odvar.

 
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RedmondLonghorn said:
mr roboto said:
So in my new neighborhood there's at least 5 women that are kinda cute/hot in their early 30s who have young kids. My wife is one of them. She's already made friends with the other 4.

At least 1 of the husbands is cool. He likes bourbon and scotch has offered to teach me about it. So his wife is hotish and he wants to give me free booze lessons.

I love Minnesota.
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Too much snow and too many guys named Odvar.
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AND HOT YOUNG MILFS YOU STUPID ####ER!!!!!!
 
mr roboto said:
RedmondLonghorn said:
mr roboto said:
So in my new neighborhood there's at least 5 women that are kinda cute/hot in their early 30s who have young kids. My wife is one of them. She's already made friends with the other 4.

At least 1 of the husbands is cool. He likes bourbon and scotch has offered to teach me about it. So his wife is hotish and he wants to give me free booze lessons.

I love Minnesota.
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Too much snow and too many guys named Odvar.
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AND HOT YOUNG MILFS YOU STUPID ####ER!!!!!!
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Ya sure, ya'betcha.

 
"Hey, a bunch of people from the internet are getting together this weekend, and we're going to watch Road House and listen to Happy for the first time. Wanna come?"

 
Oh and I had an interview today where there "really aren't any budget constraints" for entertaining the customer

And one of the key contacts for said customer is a very good friend of mind

Could get boozy, but could also be awkward from a work perspective

Definitely a perk if I do get the job though

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
Bob Sacamano said:
"Hey, a bunch of people from the internet are getting together this weekend, and we're going to watch Road House and listen to Happy for the first time. Wanna come?"
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What's Happy?
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It's a song that was apparently ubiquitous but both Homer and I had managed to avoid for a good long time, except once I did hear then I heard it all the damn time, including TRE once sending me a video of a marching band performing it. No info on whether Homer ever heard it.

 
krista4 said:
RedmondLonghorn said:
Bob Sacamano said:
"Hey, a bunch of people from the internet are getting together this weekend, and we're going to watch Road House and listen to Happy for the first time. Wanna come?"
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What's Happy?
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It's a song that was apparently ubiquitous but both Homer and I had managed to avoid for a good long time, except once I did hear then I heard it all the damn time, including TRE once sending me a video of a marching band performing it. No info on whether Homer ever heard it.
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Unless you meant the question in more of a philosophical fashion.

 
The power is out in the entire neighborhood. My house, which is selling on Monday, has me and 4 kids and three adult women in it. Shoot me. I'm begging. Because the ducking ac doesn't work during a power outage.

 
Abraham said:
The power is out in the entire neighborhood. My house, which is selling on Monday, has me and 4 kids and three adult women in it. Shoot me. I'm begging. Because the ducking ac doesn't work during a power outage.
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my buddy in Austin is having to do our fantasy draft from a laptop on battery power tethered to his wifes phone

 
So, found out this weekend (from the guy in freaking Minnesota who bought it) some kid walked off with a school iPad and had an acquaintance drop it in the cellphone/tablet kiosk-thing at Kroger.

Loving the fact that the turd who sold it is 21 and the police have ID'd him.

Not loving working out how to get it back while making sure the purchaser gets a refund.

 
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