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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (17 Viewers)

The mall probably isn't the best place to be. On Black Friday. When your blood sugar plummets and you get all sweaty and shaky.

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DA RAIDERS said:
Pretty quiet here at lax. Wish my bags would show up.
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so the two yokels (why 2?) manning the EMPTY baggage claim department, decline to announce that the bags from my flight were hand delivered, rather than put on to the carousel. they were delivered to them, over in the corner, out of site from anyone waiting at the carousel. they were very annoyed when i disturbed their cell phone play to ask wtf are my bags. ah airport employees

 
DA RAIDERS said:
DA RAIDERS said:
Pretty quiet here at lax. Wish my bags would show up.
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so the two yokels (why 2?) manning the EMPTY baggage claim department, decline to announce that the bags from my flight were hand delivered, rather than put on to the carousel. they were delivered to them, over in the corner, out of site from anyone waiting at the carousel. they were very annoyed when i disturbed their cell phone play to ask wtf are my bags. ah airport employees
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Sounds terrible

 
Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

With my daughter in town, everyone wanted to see her, so instead of one stop, we made 3. So I drove half the day, ate half the day and cried myself to sleep.

 
I just paid Comcast to pay the producers who were somehow allowed to be stewards of a once great franchise to jam a permanent **** into my memories and the irony is they counted on me paying them from the future to ruin everything from the past.

 
I have turned off better movies than this liquid turdsten abomination. I release all of you from any sense of obligation you might ever feel to start this movie let alone finish it.

 
There have been sucky John Connors before but this one was apparently in dawn of the planet of the apes and the great gatsby. Who could have seen this being bad?

 
Awesome. My girls are 5 and 7 now and such a joy. Girls are awesome (till they become women then, well, I'm moving out).

My girls say this is 'our baby.' I remind them that their claims of ownership come with all the responsibilities, including diaper changes and late night bottle feelings. They don't like this idea too much.

 
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bananafish said:
shuke said:
shuke said:
bananafish said:
The best part was we went to see GWAR afterward where they aborted a recently-deceased Jerry Garcia onstage.
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What does this even mean?
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Update?
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Jerry had just died. They had a girl on stage undergo an abortion and the fetus turned out to be our beloved Mr. Garcia. Then they sprayed blood and cum on the crowd.

If you're unfamiliar with GWAR it might not make sense. Hell I was there and it doesn't make much sense.
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Well, that sounds interesting.

 
Closed down a ####ty little bar last night called Bedrocks. Haven't stayed out that late in a long time. Saw at least 4 dudes that had man-buns and nearly every single guy there had some gross hipster beard.

 
Had a bunch of friends over last night. My son (15) went into Spaulding mode and snuck himself a cocktail, or 4, during the festivities. I didn't catch on until we were saying goodbye to the last of the guests and I noticed him swaying

Pretty neat to walk into his room this morning a find a pool of vomit on the floor. ####### amatuer

 
Limp Ditka said:
Had a bunch of friends over last night. My son (15) went into Spaulding mode and snuck himself a cocktail, or 4, during the festivities. I didn't catch on until we were saying goodbye to the last of the guests and I noticed him swaying

Pretty neat to walk into his room this morning a find a pool of vomit on the floor. ####### amatuer
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:lmao:

 
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