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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (30 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
You had one job...
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Yesterday was an epic shopping day for me, and one of my stops was Walmart. I couldn't wait to get out of there. The whole place smelled like a combination of cigarettes and farts.I know, I know....... I rarely go there, but I needed some stuff I couldn't get anywhere else close and didn't feel like driving another 32 minutes (first world problems; "another 32 minutes" might be a good band name, too).
That ####### place was PACKED. The hillbillies are out in numbers this morning, brothers and sisters.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
You miss it why? Just buy some.I miss slugging Yager out of the bottle. Nip, nip, nip, nip.1 bottle done (2 shots) after a nice glass of Pino Grigio
I need to get a bottle and keep in my freezer.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Sounds like my apartment.Yesterday was an epic shopping day for me, and one of my stops was Walmart. I couldn't wait to get out of there. The whole place smelled like a combination of cigarettes and farts.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Sorry about that. Personally, I think it's incredible.
Unrelated, I'm passing my 3rd kidney stone in a week and 5th in 3 months.
Pray for moj...oh, oops...Pray for Imp?
Abraham
Footballguy
I love eggnog.
Also, I was watching the miss universe pageant live. That was just about the most awkward thing ever.
Also, I'm not shaving until Christmas. I don't think I can actually grow a beard (usually have a goatee but not the full thing). I'll report back on 12/25.
Also, I was watching the miss universe pageant live. That was just about the most awkward thing ever.
Also, I'm not shaving until Christmas. I don't think I can actually grow a beard (usually have a goatee but not the full thing). I'll report back on 12/25.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Anyone else watching the Kelly Ripa show on their day off?
Osaurus
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Kev, good luck tonight.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
General Malaise
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Just listened to the ####tier version of The Sound of Silence. Meh. Stick with S&G.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy said:
That's so great
Chemical X
Footballguy
st louis blob, I bumped an Italy thread for you in the ffa....maybe page 2 or 3 now?Officer Pete Malloy said:
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Can't waitgianmarco said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Thank you sir!st louis blob, I bumped an Italy thread for you in the ffa....maybe page 2 or 3 now?Officer Pete Malloy said:
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
David Johnson ended my FF season last night. Of all the weeks for him to have a career game.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
who wants to post this on their FB status and see if you can get any likes or shares?
http://i.imgur.com/VILrPHA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VILrPHA.jpg
General Malaise
Footballguy
Hmmmm, seems like she's going in for an interview of some kind, but certainly isn't dressed for success...........wait a minute!
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Boss out of town, so fielded some sort of cold call from an investment service that has been supposedly sending us their information or has our profile on record, I dunno. I was half listening and giving out answers. Then she asked me my name. "My name? It's Jim". And she goes "Jim? Is that spelled Gym?" and I said "sure". Then she asks my last name and I said "Tan". The head trader that sits in the same room couldn't hold in the laughter and when he cackles, it's LOUD. So she goes "Is that really your name" and I just hung up.
AM I ZANY OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
AM I ZANY OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Plot twist: it was the SECBoss out of town, so fielded some sort of cold call from an investment service that has been supposedly sending us their information or has our profile on record, I dunno. I was half listening and giving out answers. Then she asked me my name. "My name? It's Jim". And she goes "Jim? Is that spelled Gym?" and I said "sure". Then she asks my last name and I said "Tan". The head trader that sits in the same room couldn't hold in the laughter and when he cackles, it's LOUD. So she goes "Is that really your name" and I just hung up.
AM I ZANY OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
It's funny because he's a PAC 12 guy?Plot twist: it was the SECBoss out of town, so fielded some sort of cold call from an investment service that has been supposedly sending us their information or has our profile on record, I dunno. I was half listening and giving out answers. Then she asked me my name. "My name? It's Jim". And she goes "Jim? Is that spelled Gym?" and I said "sure". Then she asks my last name and I said "Tan". The head trader that sits in the same room couldn't hold in the laughter and when he cackles, it's LOUD. So she goes "Is that really your name" and I just hung up.
AM I ZANY OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
It's funny because he's a PAC 12 guy?Plot twist: it was the SECBoss out of town, so fielded some sort of cold call from an investment service that has been supposedly sending us their information or has our profile on record, I dunno. I was half listening and giving out answers. Then she asked me my name. "My name? It's Jim". And she goes "Jim? Is that spelled Gym?" and I said "sure". Then she asks my last name and I said "Tan". The head trader that sits in the same room couldn't hold in the laughter and when he cackles, it's LOUD. So she goes "Is that really your name" and I just hung up.
AM I ZANY OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Gym LuisBoss out of town, so fielded some sort of cold call from an investment service that has been supposedly sending us their information or has our profile on record, I dunno. I was half listening and giving out answers. Then she asked me my name. "My name? It's Jim". And she goes "Jim? Is that spelled Gym?" and I said "sure". Then she asks my last name and I said "Tan". The head trader that sits in the same room couldn't hold in the laughter and when he cackles, it's LOUD. So she goes "Is that really your name" and I just hung up.
AM I ZANY OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
THEY WANTED TO SELL YOU YAHOO FOR A SONG, YOU FOOL.Boss out of town, so fielded some sort of cold call from an investment service that has been supposedly sending us their information or has our profile on record, I dunno. I was half listening and giving out answers. Then she asked me my name. "My name? It's Jim". And she goes "Jim? Is that spelled Gym?" and I said "sure". Then she asks my last name and I said "Tan". The head trader that sits in the same room couldn't hold in the laughter and when he cackles, it's LOUD. So she goes "Is that really your name" and I just hung up.
AM I ZANY OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Even through the phone they could tell there's no way he's tan.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Maybe it's ironic like calling a huge guy tiny or when kev's friends used to call him normal hair guy.
Shut upImplying, not inferring.
kevzilla
Footballguy
mr roboto
Footballguy
GL Imp. I really, really like that version btw. Thanks for sharing. I'm not at all usually a fan of this genre but that video and the vocals - stirring.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
And you want to be my bitgold salesman ...NO CHRISTMAS BONUS FOR YOU!!!Boss out of town, so fielded some sort of cold call from an investment service that has been supposedly sending us their information or has our profile on record, I dunno. I was half listening and giving out answers. Then she asked me my name. "My name? It's Jim". And she goes "Jim? Is that spelled Gym?" and I said "sure". Then she asks my last name and I said "Tan". The head trader that sits in the same room couldn't hold in the laughter and when he cackles, it's LOUD. So she goes "Is that really your name" and I just hung up.
AM I ZANY OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
#feelthecooter
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Urologist appointment was this morning. I asked about a scalpelless procedure and he kind of stammered that "due to the... uh smaller... uh area of my testes" he'll have to use the scalpel.
I shudder to think how tiny my weiner would look if I had a normal-sized ballsack.
I shudder to think how tiny my weiner would look if I had a normal-sized ballsack.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Wife and I met some friends for a couple of drinks last night. Wife couldn't drive home so we left a one car there. I had plans to walk to the bar this AM to pick it up. Now it's raining. Drought my ###.
