...was 10 in 1993
plus, there's no freaking way I have a date with that.
smooth. may have to put this one on hold...she just texted me from the doctor's office that they found a lump during her breast exam.Just text her "hey what was your last name in 1993...my ifriends want to google you"
When the thai nurses were washing him down proninja kept thinking don't get a boner, don't get a boner. But they both did.
* 6It's very likely. Uruk and me were drinking pretty much non-stop. So much fun. Thanks again Cos.My recollection is hazy for some reason. What about Bob?Which of us drank that vile swill?dang it!Also the last time I had cucumber vodka.
You, me, Gusher, Uni. Who else? Stu & Bogart?
Jerking it to Romo, Frosty or both?Romo kinda looks like Frosty with larger eyes.
Ninja didn't die.
What's your secret?I had dinner with my family this week TWICE! This is a good thing, .5 is about the average.
Finally telling everyone to #### offWhat's your secret?I had dinner with my family this week TWICE! This is a good thing, .5 is about the average.
I've been using this strategy for years.Finally telling everyone to #### offWhat's your secret?I had dinner with my family this week TWICE! This is a good thing, .5 is about the average.
wise man, you are.I've been using this strategy for years.Finally telling everyone to #### offWhat's your secret?I had dinner with my family this week TWICE! This is a good thing, .5 is about the average.
"kids are the worst. How about some ice cream?"My 14yr old daughter was in tears after school today because one of her friends got a surprise bday party and her locker decorated. My daughter got neither on her early January bday, so she felt like her friends didn't like her. Was having trouble with what to say, felt like a ####ty dad.
Not sure there really is anything to say for something like that. Kids can be #####My 14yr old daughter was in tears after school today because one of her friends got a surprise bday party and her locker decorated. My daughter got neither on her early January bday, so she felt like her friends didn't like her. Was having trouble with what to say, felt like a ####ty dad.
"kids are the worst. How about some ice cream?"My 14yr old daughter was in tears after school today because one of her friends got a surprise bday party and her locker decorated. My daughter got neither on her early January bday, so she felt like her friends didn't like her. Was having trouble with what to say, felt like a ####ty dad.
We're all a bunch of dickmittensKids are the worst. Grown ups, too.
"They're all going to grow up to have failed dreams, married to a fat bald guy with erectile dysfunction and herpes."My 14yr old daughter was in tears after school today because one of her friends got a surprise bday party and her locker decorated. My daughter got neither on her early January bday, so she felt like her friends didn't like her. Was having trouble with what to say, felt like a ####ty dad.
Only one of them can marry GM."They're all going to grow up to have failed dreams, married to a fat bald guy with erectile dysfunction and herpes."My 14yr old daughter was in tears after school today because one of her friends got a surprise bday party and her locker decorated. My daughter got neither on her early January bday, so she felt like her friends didn't like her. Was having trouble with what to say, felt like a ####ty dad.
Zombies aren't too great either.Kids are the worst. Grown ups, too.
This happens like once a day in my world.My 14yr old daughter was in tears after school today because one of her friends got a surprise bday party and her locker decorated. My daughter got neither on her early January bday, so she felt like her friends didn't like her. Was having trouble with what to say, felt like a ####ty dad.
Or IowansZombies aren't too great either.Kids are the worst. Grown ups, too.
You're not kidding. I always start jonesing bad for them about this time of year.Blue crabs in old bay would be awesome right now.
Hey Philadelphia - I'm not bald.Only one of them can marry GM."They're all going to grow up to have failed dreams, married to a fat bald guy with erectile dysfunction and herpes."My 14yr old daughter was in tears after school today because one of her friends got a surprise bday party and her locker decorated. My daughter got neither on her early January bday, so she felt like her friends didn't like her. Was having trouble with what to say, felt like a ####ty dad.
I think I've told this story before but maybe notBlue crabs in old bay would be awesome right now.
"If I were any worse, there'd have to be two of me."I've decided to steal Norm from Cheers shtick. Whenever somebody asks me how I'm doing, I'll have some sort of witty reply. I just started using "just trying to figure out why life has a beef with me".
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As good as you'd expect for someone who works for the best gosh darn office supply company in St Louis.I've decided to steal Norm from Cheers shtick. Whenever somebody asks me how I'm doing, I'll have some sort of witty reply. I just started using "just trying to figure out why life has a beef with me".
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Rules!I think I've told this story before but maybe notBlue crabs in old bay would be awesome right now.
A few summers ago we took a family vacation to Rehoboth beach Delaware
One night we went for crabs (I'm the only one who likes them but they have other stuff too)
So being a fatty I order a dozen medium sized crabs which based on them being the size of salad plates I think may have been for sharing but the waitress didn't tell me that so I get a mountain of crabs covered in old bay...it's cool I'm a fat ####
So my oldest (I think 4 or 5 at the time) starts saying I Don't Like The Smell I DONT LIKE THE SMELL!! and starts gagging and finally barfs a tiny bit in the bucket intended for crab remains
I've eaten like maybe one crab in this time and it's still getting to him so my wife takes him down to the sidewalk for a minute (we're on an outdoor deck)
My youngest soon follows and now I'm just sitting there with about 10 giant crabs left. No way I can sit and eat these by myself while they just hang out (already yelling they want to go to Funland) so I get a to go bag, only our hotel is a few miles away do I just leave them in the car on a hot July night and hope for the best
Get back to hotel a few hours later and ate the rest of them out of the hotel sink so The Smell wouldn't bother anyone.