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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (8 Viewers)

tommyboy said:
Might be old

Don't care

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On Nancy Grace there was a story about a 400 pound man who killed his wife's twin sister during rough sex, then he went to McDonald's to get himself a "Breakfast biscuit." Wife was preggo too.

'Murica

 
The_Man said:
I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.
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Just in case you don't wander into the Otis thread about buying FBG.

 
Limp Ditka said:
The_Man said:
I feel like Joe is to this place what Old Testament God was to humanity.

He created it, he took an active interest in it, and from time-to-time would speak directly to its residents and even take actions to influence things that happened here.

Then, as time went by, he would engage only through carefully selected emissaries, and even then on very rare occasions.

Today, it feels like he's gone away completely and many people doubt he ever existed at all. Most who once shared a meaningful connection with him know he still exists but don't believe he takes an interest in our daily affairs. But a faithful few keep faith that he is out there and will one day return, bringing with him the hopes of a great season for all.
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Just in case you don't wander into the Otis thread about buying FBG.
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:lmao:

 
Idiot Boxer said:
Was it frosty's wife who was into the essential oils for awhile?

Just curious if she is now "Thriving"
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It is one of her many financial interests.

Others include, but are not limited to knitting hats/doiles/cockrings/etc, selling those handbags you can get for free at grocery stores, making cookbooks featuring various pictures of the same stir fry and streetfighting (0-3-1).

 
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Doctor Detroit said:
On Nancy Grace there was a story about a 400 pound man who killed his wife's twin sister during rough sex, then he went to McDonald's to get himself a "Breakfast biscuit." Wife was preggo too.

'Murica
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This is the most Spencer story ever told:

Steven West met his ex-wife Caitlin Haden on Myspace and they got married when they were 20.

For some reason Caitlin Haden thought a 400 pound man who she met on MySpace was worth purchasing a bus ticket to Indiana so that she could meet him.

He had no car and no home, so they stayed in an an Indiana motel.

Somehow she convinced him to move to Spencer in 2012, because apparently that town doesn’t have enough problems. They got married and he knocked her up.

When he moved to Spencer he decided to sleep in a tent rather than move in with her. Ya got that? He traveled halfway across the country to sleep in a tent in Spencer.

Then for whatever reason Caitlin Haden thought it would be a good idea to get knocked up by this fat *******, not once, but twice.

Soon afterwards her twin sister Alyssa Haden moved into her apartment, right around the same time the fat lardo ditched the tent and moved in with his wife and children.

Steven West was really into 50 Shades of Gray and wanted to tie his wife up and stuff. She wasn’t into it. Hey genius, you weigh 400 pounds. You don’t get to be picky about how you have sex. You are beyond lucky as it is that you found a human being willing to fornicate with you.

His wife said that she was attracted to him, despite all the blubber and fatness because, “His personality outweighed that.” Fantastic choice of words.

The fat ******* must’ve gotten the impression that every woman out there lusts for his rolls, so he started making the moves on Alyssa Haden, which some contend were welcomed, but others say were pushed away.

Alyssa Haden ended up dying after having sex with this big piece of Spencer love muffin. His wife Caitlin was in the hospital, pregnant with their second child.

Steven West is set to take the stand in his defense, claiming gang members from Indiana drove to Spencer to kill Alyssa Haden.
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Notorious T.R.E. said:
Idiot Boxer said:
Was it frosty's wife who was into the essential oils for awhile?

Just curious if she is now "Thriving"
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It is one of her many financial interests.

Others include, but are not limited to knitting hats/doiles/cockrings/etc, selling those handbags you can get for free at grocery stores, making cookbooks featuring various pictures of the same stir fry and streetfighting (0-3-1).
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I think you missed one or two things in here but I'm not sure. I can't really keep up.

 
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