cstu
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That's our gynocentric society - women will destroy a father's relationship with his children if she doesn't get the payout she wants.
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El Floppo
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floppinho would be soooo psyched to get tickled on his penis by a girl... no way he's reporting that ####.I don't know. That's how she introduced herself. It's an upper-middle class district so...extra money?
Kid told the teacher at recess. Teacher asked all 3 to go see 'Mrs Anderson.' They go to her office, she talks to them, then calls us and then my daughter gets home I said 'honey, I need to talk with you for a minute.' She says 'Yeah, I know. Mrs Anderson said I should talk to my parents.'
Her and I talk, she's calm and not freaked out, I'm calm (inside I'm thinking this is a huge overreaction but whatever).
She says 'Well I was worried you'd be mad.'
'No honey. It was an accident. People are just very careful and cautious when things like this happen. It's not a big deal. By the way, what does mrs anderson do at the school?'
'Oh she deals with harassment and bullying and stuff like that.'
5-ish Finkle
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That's what he intimated, although he did not specifically say "profit." Regardless, how much could he legitimately be spending on rancid, old, peanut oil, some corn kernels and sugar? By the look of the kettle/tent, those babies have been in the family for generations so his overhead for the month is probably under a hundred bucks. And I'll bet most of that is probably spent on the packaging.mr. furley said:
You and me both apparently.
Never thought I'd be jealous of an elderly, Southern, kettle corn "chef", but after 7+ months without steady employment.....here we are.
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mr roboto
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bostonfred
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Delete this #### before her lawyer sees itbentley said:
RedmondLonghorn
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This must be a joke.Abraham said:
Where is the Salma Hayek stage number with the snake in From Dusk 'Til Dawn?
Edit: Oh, I see that it is not a joke, per se, but rather an Abe post. Carry on.
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kevzilla
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Yeah, something like that. We never had community property. She got her stuff, I got my stuff. Well, I didn't get the roof I put on her house, which I paid for with a 401k withdrawal.
I really am the worst.
RedmondLonghorn
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Where were you six years ago?-fish- said:
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-fish-
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Watching the World Series reminded me of this: I grew up a Dodgers fan. Went to the '74 World Series against the A's.
Years later at sixth grade camp, I met this girl that went to a school near mine. Ended up kissing her, which was a big deal in sixth grade, and we exchanged numbers. We had this cab service that would take you anywhere in our town for $1 per person during the day, so a lot of us used it to go to movies and such. I asked this girl to see a movie with me, and we arranged to have me get a cab and come get her for the movies. I rang the doorbell and her dad answered the door. I was awestruck, first by his handlebar mustache, then by realizing who was behind it. Her dad was Rollie Fingers. I stammered out something about being a huge baseball fan and watching the A's win the World Series. He told me if I didn't take care of his daughter and get her home by dark he'd kill me.
Years later at sixth grade camp, I met this girl that went to a school near mine. Ended up kissing her, which was a big deal in sixth grade, and we exchanged numbers. We had this cab service that would take you anywhere in our town for $1 per person during the day, so a lot of us used it to go to movies and such. I asked this girl to see a movie with me, and we arranged to have me get a cab and come get her for the movies. I rang the doorbell and her dad answered the door. I was awestruck, first by his handlebar mustache, then by realizing who was behind it. Her dad was Rollie Fingers. I stammered out something about being a huge baseball fan and watching the A's win the World Series. He told me if I didn't take care of his daughter and get her home by dark he'd kill me.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
These Cubs are up to something.
Henry Ford
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I agree. Moo.-fish- said:
Rustoleum
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Abraham
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5-ish Finkle
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I sort of am, peripherally. I don't care much about baseball anymore.....but I used to rage-hate on the Cubs for a very long time. Old habits die hard, I suppose. I wouldn't be that sad if any Cub fan over the age of 40 never got to see a WS in their lifetime(sorry, Bill Murray. I love you, but....Cubs.)
Freaking Cubs. Hated so many of the players on those late 80's and early 90s teams. I'd drive a car onto a crowded sidewalk to run over Mark Grace or Sandberg. Jerome Walton can eat a bag of ##### too. I will say, Andre Dawson was the man. I just think of him as an Expo though.
-fish-
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5-ish Finkle
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Rustoleum
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As far as gypsy curses go, not entirely a bad deal, so you got that going for you. (In addition to a seemingly never ending stream of bendy young lasses, you lucky ****.)
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Bob Sacamano
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Chapman getting abused.
cosjobs
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General Malaise
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I think that might be true in some cases but I will go to my grave defending my ex-wife for putting our sons first. At no point did she threaten or even hint at my time with them being in peril. Nor do I ever suspect her of poisoning any wells. Made it easy to be generous in our divorce agreement.
cstu
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I filed an uncontested divorce, which we both agreed would be the most affordable option and best for all. We probably stayed married 3 years too long and both knew it. It's helped us establish a good co-parent relationship in the aftermath. Dealing with Coop's dibetus for example - it's been nice working together amicably to get him the best care and split costs evenly. There's no old grudges or hostility getting in the way. It's not perfect, we've butted heads a few times since 2008, but hearing other tales of divorce, I count my blessings.
Bob Sacamano
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lol
"So, let me get this straight: I can make you watch the kids most of the time, be rid of you quickly, and in exchange you're going to give me more money? What's the catch? I mean, where and when do I sign? You have a pen? Give me a pen. No, now. Pen. Go."
"So, let me get this straight: I can make you watch the kids most of the time, be rid of you quickly, and in exchange you're going to give me more money? What's the catch? I mean, where and when do I sign? You have a pen? Give me a pen. No, now. Pen. Go."
General Malaise
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Bob Sacamano
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Officer Pete Malloy
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krista4
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I just got an email from my friend's cat. It had been a while. She's pretty excited about the Cubs win, too.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Yeah, don't share it or anything.
I just got an email from my friend's cat. It had been a while. She's pretty excited about the Cubs win, too.
Binky The Doormat
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Insoxicated
Basically asking for an "accidental' shoulder to the berries when they're retrieving it at the gate.
krista4
Footballguy
You asked for it.
O.K. I wrestled the computer away from mom! Well, it's about time!Anyway, everybody knows the Cubs won the World Series - yeah! But,what is important is that mom keeps reminding me of the Sammy Sosahome run you took her to on her birthday.....she won't let me forgetit!!!! It is a highlight of her life that she won't let me forget!ME - I am O.K. too. Going on 15 years the Ides of March.....can youbelieve that??? Just trying to take care of mom......We are moving, AGAIN, to [address] on or before November 30,2016. Mom tells me it is a new mid-rise senior building.....which ofcourse we both qualify! However, mom promised me my own closest so Iwill be O.K. Please tell Grandmama the news! Could we get her (andLloyd) new address? Will try to get Christmas cards out in a timelymanner. Miss all of you! Love, ME
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krista4
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Officer Pete Malloy
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krista4
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General Malaise
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Lolz
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Wait....was this the cat talking? Or was that you replying to the cat? I'm confused. So, even your friends' cats constantly move too? Am I reading that right?
Also, "Mid-Rise Senior Building Cat" sounds like a so-bad-it-may-be-good web series set in your neighborhood. (Followed by new episodes of "Bodega Cat", naturally, which I'm guessing no-one in here would watch, since they don't know what a bodega is.)
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Officer Pete Malloy
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5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Isn't there some Mad Men-themed LARPer group somewhere missing it's Paul Kinsey right about now?
Officer Pete Malloy
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I wish
Isn't there some Mad Men-themed LARPer group somewhere missing it's Paul Kinsey right about now?
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I think I know what PMS is like becuase I've been an emotional wreck all day. Knowing how happy that so many people in my life are. Knowing how melancholy those same people are becuase they aren't able to share this moment with the ones that have left us.
Conversations with coworkers, text messages with friends and family , my Facebook feed, news stories. Just a surreal blend of joy and remorse and it's everywhere
All because of baseball. Stupid, sexy baseball
Conversations with coworkers, text messages with friends and family , my Facebook feed, news stories. Just a surreal blend of joy and remorse and it's everywhere
All because of baseball. Stupid, sexy baseball
