GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (26 Viewers)

[#1 Fan of Nigel Tufnel]

Speaking of donut chat, pretty sure this guy isn't going to have any trouble keeping up on the beer consumption.

Timestamp on that picture is 7:15AM.

please tell me that's an FFA?

ahrn?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Soooo much Stroh's consumed in high school. That's when they unleashed the 30 pack upon the masses, because, HEY! Not only was it 6 more beers, it was 6 more twelve ounce beers

 

[El Floppo]

Soooo much Stroh's consumed in high school. That's when they unleashed the 30 pack upon the masses, because, HEY! Not only was it 6 more beers, it was 6 more twelve ounce beers

did they call it a "suitcase"? or was that something else.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

No idea what that means.

Old #####y cats.

Old deformed (missing a toe on each foot) cats.

Opposite.

Oh, yeah. That's right, they are six toed cats.

Thanks Krista.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of donut chat, pretty sure this guy isn't going to have any trouble keeping up on the beer consumption.

Timestamp on that picture is 7:15AM.

Is that when you guys were going to the Kentucky Derby?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No idea what that means.

Old #####y cats.

Old deformed (missing a toe on each foot) cats.

Opposite.

Oh, yeah. That's right, they are six toed cats with more than 18 toes.

Thanks Krista.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

No idea what that means.

Old #####y cats.

Old deformed (missing a toe on each foot) cats.

Opposite.

Oh, yeah. That's right, they are six toed cats with more than 18 toes.

Thanks Krista.

Do "normal"(1) cats have only 18?

Footnotes:

(1) Normal for cats.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Speaking of donut chat, pretty sure this guy isn't going to have any trouble keeping up on the beer consumption.

Timestamp on that picture is 7:15AM.

YES!

 

[belljr]

Moosehead

 

[General Malaise]

Speaking of donut chat, pretty sure this guy isn't going to have any trouble keeping up on the beer consumption.

Timestamp on that picture is 7:15AM.

Is that when you guys were going to the Kentucky Derby?

Very amusing, Tanner.

 

[Osaurus]

Another one: http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/E55EB266-1497-47E8-B57F-7DCF0FB759AE_zpssupdewi9.jpg

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No idea what that means.

Old #####y cats.

Old deformed (missing a toe on each foot) cats.

Opposite.

Oh, yeah. That's right, they are six toed cats with more than 18 toes.

Thanks Krista.

Do "normal"(1) cats have only 18?

Footnotes:

(1) Normal for cats.

Yes. Most cats have a total of 18 toes.

 

[#1 Fan of Nigel Tufnel]

We just letting this Tufnel sighting slide without comment?

i hatelove you

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We just letting this Tufnel sighting slide without comment?

I have no idea who is behind that alias.

 

[UniAlias]

Speaking of donut chat, pretty sure this guy isn't going to have any trouble keeping up on the beer consumption.

Timestamp on that picture is 7:15AM.

Is that when you guys were going to the Kentucky Derby?

I kept looking around for "your mother sucks a giant bag of #####" or whatever in semi-transparent font before I realized this was a jab at GM.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Speaking of donut chat, pretty sure this guy isn't going to have any trouble keeping up on the beer consumption.

Timestamp on that picture is 7:15AM.

walking my daughter to school last monday, some dudes out on his porch having a smoke. as we walk by he takes a nice pull on a dos equiis amber. it was 7:30am

 

[#1 Fan of Nigel Tufnel]

We just letting this Tufnel sighting slide without comment?

I have no idea who is behind that alias.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jck.gif

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Legit use for a "selfie stick"

 

[kevzilla]

Speaking of donut chat, pretty sure this guy isn't going to have any trouble keeping up on the beer consumption.

Timestamp on that picture is 7:15AM.

Is that when you guys were going to the Kentucky Derby?

I kept looking around for "your mother sucks a giant bag of #####" or whatever in semi-transparent font before I realized this was a jab at GM.

Me too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of donut chat, pretty sure this guy isn't going to have any trouble keeping up on the beer consumption.

Timestamp on that picture is 7:15AM.

walking my daughter to school last monday, some dudes out on his porch having a smoke. as we walk by he takes a nice pull on a dos equiis amber. it was 7:30am

Spoiler

Why are there two X's on a Dos Equis bottle?

Because every Mexican needs a co-signer.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

In other news: Peak of human achievement reached

 

[Tecumseh]

Stroh's and Stroh's Light here. Why? Because the pharmacy in Jackson sold 15-Packs of Stroh's for $5.99, which is what a crappy 12-pack of other cheap swill would retail for. Also, in a fraternity party full of cheap beer coming in the ghastly white can of Milwaukee's Best Light, it was nice to have a cobalt blue can stand apart. Was easy to identify the beer thieves that way. Lastly, I was about the only guy who could stomach it. :flex:

My dad drank Stroh's for years. My brother and I now hoist a ####ty beer on his birthday in his memory.

 

[El Floppo]

Another one: http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/E55EB266-1497-47E8-B57F-7DCF0FB759AE_zpssupdewi9.jpg

and is THAT an FFA?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Didn't know he was the new Chicago GM

LINK

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Late to the party but a big fan on Strohs

 

[Osaurus]

For GM: http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/483E235F-334D-40EC-9C9F-A2BA40D78AA8_zpsdwophpg4.jpg

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Where are the Mickey's Big Mouth drinkers?

 

[El Floppo]

Where are the Mickey's Big Mouth drinkers?

Omgomgomgmgomg

 

[cstu]

Might come in handy for a lot of us...

This one's a keeper:

Searched for why don't black people swim

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Where are the Mickey's Big Mouth drinkers?

i drank plenty of those as well. hideous

 

[GroveDiesel]

This kid is a bad egg. Just lock him in a cellar somewhere for the rest of his life because he's a monster.

http://news.yahoo.com/student-bullied-bus-monitor-2012-now-accused-forcing-130404375.html

 

[bentley]

Where are the Mickey's Big Mouth drinkers?

i drank plenty of those as well. hideous

Same here. So bad.My neighborhood bar has a Mickeys poster of a girl in a bikini on the wall in the men's room. Poster has to be 25 years old.

This one.

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/noticed-big-mouth.jpg

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Where are the Mickey's Big Mouth drinkers?

i drank plenty of those as well. hideous

Well it was a step ahead of Robin Hood Cream Ale ...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This kid is a bad egg. Just lock him in a cellar somewhere for the rest of his life because he's a monster.

http://news.yahoo.com/student-bullied-bus-monitor-2012-now-accused-forcing-130404375.html

But send somebody down every day to beat the #### out of him.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mickey's is the worst thing ever.

 

[Thorn]

Where are the Mickey's Big Mouth drinkers?

holla

 

[kevzilla]

One of my favorite Thanksgiving dinners was the turkey sandwich and six-pack of Mickey's I had before the Aggie game one year. Good times.

 

[Ignoramus]

A-Aaron, when you coming back to Portland? Never? Soon? I need to start putting excuses on my calendar to get away from camp babyness.

no idea. traveling with a newborn doesn't really sound too exciting to me.but, I'm sure I'll head back that way at some point. my sister moved to NW Portland somewhere.

Yeah, that's the pits. Babies really are the worst.

Wait, what?

Naw, naw, they're just kidding around. That first year flies by.Serious PROTIP: check out the aptly named podcast The Longest Shortest Time. It comes out once a week, I think on Wednesday at 3 a.m.

That release time will make sense later. Available on iTunes, podcasts, NPR.

:sehorn:Thanks, GB. Will check that oot.

 

[Ignoramus]

DD is too big, I think, but we'll see.

You could not be more wrong, good sir.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

One of my favorite Thanksgiving dinners was the turkey sandwich and six-pack of Mickey's I had before the Aggie game one year. Good times.

:bachelor teardrop:

 

[shuke]

Not a cat, but not much bigger. http://twitter.com/gumby001/status/591310716491149312/photo/1

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!

wha?

 

[shuke]

Speaking of donut chat, pretty sure this guy isn't going to have any trouble keeping up on the beer consumption.

Timestamp on that picture is 7:15AM.

 

[shuke]

Speaking of donut chat, pretty sure this guy isn't going to have any trouble keeping up on the beer consumption.

Timestamp on that picture is 7:15AM.

Is that when you guys were going to the Kentucky Derby?

 

[shuke]

Where are the Mickey's Big Mouth drinkers?

:hi:

 

[shuke]

Where are the Mickey's Big Mouth drinkers?

i drank plenty of those as well. hideous

Same here. So bad.

So good.

 

[tommyboy]

Keystone light

 

[General Malaise]

This kid is a bad egg. Just lock him in a cellar somewhere for the rest of his life because he's a monster.

http://news.yahoo.com/student-bullied-bus-monitor-2012-now-accused-forcing-130404375.html

I hope Anonymous outs this puke.

 

[GroveDiesel]

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/04/23/foreskin-facials-hydrafacial-nyc/

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/04/23/foreskin-facials-hydrafacial-nyc/

I'd make a joke about offering another kind of foreskin facial to my wife, but I don't have one.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/04/23/foreskin-facials-hydrafacial-nyc/

I'd make a joke about offering another kind of foreskin facial to my wife, but I don't have one.

A foreskin or a wife?