GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (19 Viewers)

[krista4]

Uh oh...wondering about K4s views on fur coats.

Such a dorky picture.

Got the tickets back. Enjoyed the envelope addressed to a Tom Something Forrest. Also, mad props to the artist.

Tom Bradford. It was an Eight is Enough joke. Ask Tanner what that is.

The art was my friend Jane's daughter, who drew that for me a couple of weeks ago. They live in NY so she'll never know I don't have it anymore.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Doonesbury guy #3 behind Nieto and Chinesed John Cusack

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Uh oh...wondering about K4s views on fur coats.

Such a dorky picture.

Got the tickets back. Enjoyed the envelope addressed to a Tom Something Forrest. Also, mad props to the artist.

Tom Bradford. It was an Eight is Enough joke. Ask Tanner what that is.

Never could decide between Nancy and Elizabeth.

 

[General Malaise]

Uh oh...wondering about K4s views on fur coats.

Such a dorky picture.

Got the tickets back. Enjoyed the envelope addressed to a Tom Something Forrest. Also, mad props to the artist.

Tom Bradford. It was an Eight is Enough joke. Ask Tanner what that is.

The art was my friend Jane's daughter, who drew that for me a couple of weeks ago. They live in NY so she'll never know I don't have it anymore.

 

[krista4]

Doonesbury guy #3 behind Nieto and Chinesed John Cusack

Chinesed John Cusack

 

[General Malaise]

So this new Star Wars....they got Han Solo back, Chewie....I think I saw Leah. Where's Luke? Where's C3PO? Lando?

 

[shuke]

It's not often that you learn of someone being hot by listening to NPR, but a couple of days ago I heard an analysis of the Canadian elections that said Justin Trudeau could have a problem with being so incredibly handsome. Forgot about it until reading this morning of his landslide victory, and then decided to look him up.

Good lord, he's hot.

Looks like the ******* love-child of Joe Namath and Pete Townshend.

Townshend and Phil Hellmuth, IMO.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's not often that you learn of someone being hot by listening to NPR, but a couple of days ago I heard an analysis of the Canadian elections that said Justin Trudeau could have a problem with being so incredibly handsome. Forgot about it until reading this morning of his landslide victory, and then decided to look him up.

Good lord, he's hot.

Looks like the ******* love-child of Joe Namath and Pete Townshend.

Townshend and Phil Hellmuth, IMO.

I went with two celebrities.

 

[shuke]

Doonesbury guy #3 behind Nieto and Chinesed John Cusack

Chinesed John Cusack

 

[shuke]

So this new Star Wars....they got Han Solo back, Chewie....I think I saw Leah. Where's Luke? Where's C3PO? Lando?

Put this #### in spoilers, bro.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Doonesbury guy #3 behind Nieto and Chinesed John Cusack

I realize Kim Jong-Un is no Felipe VI or CJC as far as hot heads of state go, but ranking him dead-last doesn't seem objective to me. Baron Waqa (jfc he's a real-life Star Wars character) down?

I would irrigate the pampas of Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, btw.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Doonesbury guy #3 behind Nieto and Chinesed John Cusack

I realize Kim Jong-Un is no Felipe VI or CJC as far as hot heads of state go, but ranking him dead-last doesn't seem objective to me. Baron Waqa (jfc he's a real-life Star Wars character) down?

I would irrigate the pampas of Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, btw.

That Croatian broad is sorta milfy.

 

[eoMMan]

What do you call three witches who live together?

Broomsmates!!!!!!!

 

[mr roboto]

Doonesbury guy #3 behind Nieto and Chinesed John Cusack

Number 25 sounds made up - both the name of the guy and the country...

Kaj Leo Johannesen, Prime Minister of the Faroe Islands

 

[Ignoramus]

Doonesbury guy #3 behind Nieto and Chinesed John Cusack

I'll take a Lukashenko mustache ride, thank you. Yum.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

The Peru guy has a nice Sort Of Want face going

 

[Thorn]

It's not often that you learn of someone being hot by listening to NPR, but a couple of days ago I heard an analysis of the Canadian elections that said Justin Trudeau could have a problem with being so incredibly handsome. Forgot about it until reading this morning of his landslide victory, and then decided to look him up.

Good lord, he's hot.

F, Marry, Kill: Obama, Trudeau, Mexican PM Nieto.

Nieto is not a bridge troll, from what I can tell.

Had to look Nieto up. He's pretty good-looking, too. Sorry, Obama.

Perfect dance partner for Thorn.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's not often that you learn of someone being hot by listening to NPR, but a couple of days ago I heard an analysis of the Canadian elections that said Justin Trudeau could have a problem with being so incredibly handsome. Forgot about it until reading this morning of his landslide victory, and then decided to look him up.

Good lord, he's hot.

F, Marry, Kill: Obama, Trudeau, Mexican PM Nieto.

Nieto is not a bridge troll, from what I can tell.

Had to look Nieto up. He's pretty good-looking, too. Sorry, Obama.

Perfect dance partner for Thorn.

YOU GUYS ARE BOTH SHORT

Or you both dig swing dancing. Either/or.

 

[General Malaise]

Yeah, I think I'm over my allotment of short jokes on Thorn. Sorry GB. Feel free to make any pale jokes or jokes about me looking like an out of shape Jim Gaffigan.

 

[cstu]

Yeah, I think I'm over my allotment of short jokes on Thorn. Sorry GB. Feel free to make any pale jokes or jokes about me looking like an out of shape Jim Gaffigan.

Give yourself some credit...you're slightly less pale and out of shape Jim Gaffigan.

 

[Thorn]

Yulia Tymoshenko

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Yeah, I think I'm over my allotment of short jokes on Thorn. Sorry GB. Feel free to make any pale jokes or jokes about me looking like an out of shape Jim Gaffigan.

Give yourself some credit...you're slightly less pale and out of shape Jim Gaffigan.

Gaffigan also has a ####-load of kids, so there's that.

 

[Thorn]

Gaffigan makes funny jokes, though, right?

KIDDING

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yulia Tymoshenko

I'd buy some Folger's coffee from her.

(anyone? anyone?)

 

[General Malaise]

So.....the guys in the Star Wars thread are just....guessing at the plot? They can't wait a few weeks to go see the movie, they need to theorize what might happen?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So.....the guys in the Star Wars thread are just....guessing at the plot? They can't wait a few weeks to go see the movie, they need to theorize what might happen?

Nerds gonna nerd. Grown-### men too.

 

[General Malaise]

Gaffigan makes funny jokes, though, right?

KIDDING

He ever walk around in his tight underwear to chug a bottle of BBQ sauce in front of strangers from the internet?

 

[Thorn]

Yulia Tymoshenko

I'd buy some Folger's coffee from her.

(anyone? anyone?)

I would purchase a really expensive mattress for her and make her hate it.

 

[General Malaise]

So.....the guys in the Star Wars thread are just....guessing at the plot? They can't wait a few weeks to go see the movie, they need to theorize what might happen?

Nerds gonna nerd. Grown-### men too.

Just making sure that that is what I'm seeing in there. Maybe some of the guys read the book or something.

 

[Thorn]

Gaffigan makes funny jokes, though, right?

KIDDING

He ever walk around in his tight underwear to chug a bottle of BBQ sauce in front of strangers from the internet?

I think you've got him there.

 

[Thorn]

Also, has Gaffigan ever tried to scratch a freckle off a girl's face in order to "improve" her skin?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So.....the guys in the Star Wars thread are just....guessing at the plot? They can't wait a few weeks to go see the movie, they need to theorize what might happen?

Seems like it'd be more fun if you just went and enjoyed (or not) the movie without dissecting the #### out of it, but what do I know.

 

[General Malaise]

Also, has Gaffigan ever tried to scratch a freckle off a girl's face in order to "improve" her skin?

Forgot about that.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

So.....the guys in the Star Wars thread are just....guessing at the plot? They can't wait a few weeks to go see the movie, they need to theorize what might happen?

Seems like it'd be more fun if you just went and enjoyed (or not) the movie without dissecting the #### out of it, but what do I know.

Star Wars is serious business

 

[shuke]

So.....the guys in the Star Wars thread are just....guessing at the plot? They can't wait a few weeks to go see the movie, they need to theorize what might happen?

New here, huh?

 

[shuke]

Also, has Gaffigan ever tried to scratch a freckle off a girl's face in order to "improve" her skin?

God I hope this is true.

 

[General Malaise]

So.....the guys in the Star Wars thread are just....guessing at the plot? They can't wait a few weeks to go see the movie, they need to theorize what might happen?

New here, huh?

New to the Star Wars thread? Yeah. I realize we're all sorta dorky playing on a magic football message board, but jesus christ, that thread is like a can of Vag-Off.

 

[mr roboto]

My 7 year old is turning into a banker. She bought 2 stuffed animals for $5 each, one for her and one for her younger sister. The younger one comes up to me...

Emma: Dad, can I have 5 dollars?

Me: Why?

Emma: I have to pay Grace back. She bought me a toy.

Me: What about your money? You don't have $5?

Emma: No.

Me: Why?

Emma: I gave all my money to Grace last week.

Grace (from the other room): And she'll get it back when she pays me the $5 plus interest!

Me: Grace, give Emma all her money back, -$5 she owes you. Why do you have all her money?

Grace: She gave it to me for safe keeping. That's what interest is for - paying for someone to keep your money safe. I tried to explain that to Emma but she's only in kindergarten.

Me: how much is the interest?

Grace: $1 per day.

 

[Thorn]

Also, has Gaffigan ever tried to scratch a freckle off a girl's face in order to "improve" her skin?

God I hope this is true.

Absolutely true. Coshole. There were witnesses.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So.....the guys in the Star Wars thread are just....guessing at the plot? They can't wait a few weeks to go see the movie, they need to theorize what might happen?

Nerds gonna nerd. Grown-### men too.

Just making sure that that is what I'm seeing in there. Maybe some of the guys read the book or something.

I believe there are all kinds of books (haven't read), not sure if they cover the same material as the movies or not though.

 

[General Malaise]

So.....the guys in the Star Wars thread are just....guessing at the plot? They can't wait a few weeks to go see the movie, they need to theorize what might happen?

Nerds gonna nerd. Grown-### men too.

Just making sure that that is what I'm seeing in there. Maybe some of the guys read the book or something.

I believe there are all kinds of books (haven't read), not sure if they cover the same material as the movies or not though.

Yeah, I read a Star Wars book in HS. It was pretty awful. Something about Wookies being so intelligent that despite speaking the same language as everybody else in the universe, their fancy dialect makes it impossible for the mortals (except for Han) to understand.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Uh oh...wondering about K4s views on fur coats.

Such a dorky picture.

Fake fur, fake-looking family

 

[Aerial Assault]

So this new Star Wars....they got Han Solo back, Chewie....I think I saw Leah. Where's Luke? Where's C3PO? Lando?

Luke is

Spoiler

in the movie

Lando

Spoiler

ain't

 

[General Malaise]

Uh oh...wondering about K4s views on fur coats.

Such a dorky picture.

Fake fur, fake-looking family

Not fake. Coyote.

 

[General Malaise]

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE COYOTES!!!111

 

[Aerial Assault]

So.....the guys in the Star Wars thread are just....guessing at the plot? They can't wait a few weeks to go see the movie, they need to theorize what might happen?

Seems like it'd be more fun if you just went and enjoyed (or not) the movie without dissecting the #### out of it, but what do I know.

Amazingly, this is what I do. I have never felt the need to be "spoilered" about anything; more fun just to go, you know, watch it.

I accidentally saw spoilers for one season of Survivor, basically the complete boot list in order, those spoilers turned out to be correct, and the season was boring as a result.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Uh oh...wondering about K4s views on fur coats.

Such a dorky picture.

Fake fur, fake-looking family

Not fake. Coyote.

Coyote ugly

 

[Thorn]

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE COYOTES!!!111

Coyote supporter

 

[General Malaise]

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE COYOTES!!!111

Coyote supporter

Super hot! Like to wipe off one of her freckles if you know what I'm saying.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE COYOTES!!!111

Coyote supporter

She seems like a real treat.