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[shuke]

Ball lost in the ivy = ground rule double.

Yes. That is what ground rules are for.

 

[Thorn]

Ball lost in the ivy = ground rule double.

Yes. That is what ground rules are for.

You have to admit it's pretty weird that it came up for the first time tonight.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Doonesbury guy #3 behind Nieto and Chinesed John Cusack

I realize Kim Jong-Un is no Felipe VI or CJC as far as hot heads of state go, but ranking him dead-last doesn't seem objective to me. Baron Waqa (jfc he's a real-life Star Wars character) down?

I would irrigate the pampas of Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, btw.

Plus the fact that she has had people murdered is oddly titillating.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

It's cute when Tanner watches baseball.

 

[strykerpks]

Ball lost in the ivy = ground rule double.

Yes. That is what ground rules are for.

You have to admit it's pretty weird that it came up for the first time tonight.

Yup, first time ever. It's never happened since 1832 when it wasn't ivy, it was just a weed.

 

[shuke]

Ball lost in the ivy = ground rule double.

Yes. That is what ground rules are for.

You have to admit it's pretty weird that it came up for the first time tonight.

Why do I have to admit that?

 

[Frostillicus]

Ball lost in the ivy = ground rule double.

Yes. That is what ground rules are for.

You have to admit it's pretty weird that it came up for the first time tonight.

Why do I have to admit that?

Because Thorn says so and little people have magic powers.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats on the baby girl Gianmarco!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ball lost in the ivy = ground rule double.

Yes. That is what ground rules are for.

You have to admit it's pretty weird that it came up for the first time tonight.

Why do I have to admit that?

You don't because it isn't. It just happened in the Cards-Cubs series for example.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Ball lost in the ivy = ground rule double.

Yes. That is what ground rules are for.

You have to admit it's pretty weird that it came up for the first time tonight.

You should post a Vine on this.

 

[Abraham]

Might as well put a few sand traps and a water hazard out there too

They had a mountain in centerfield in Houston until recently. I understand being unique or having a novelty, but how did that make it through the first discussion much less MLB's approval process. "We're going to put a 30 degree incline - AND A FLAGPOLE - in the field of play because we don't think Ken Griffey Jr. gets hurt often enough." "Sounds good."

 

[El Floppo]

Congrats on the baby girl Gianmarco!!

did this really happen? (or is this code for something else?)

Congrats!... either way.

 

[UOFI_316]

Might as well put a few sand traps and a water hazard out there too

They had a mountain in centerfield in Houston until recently. I understand being unique or having a novelty, but how did that make it through the first discussion much less MLB's approval process. "We're going to put a 30 degree incline - AND A FLAGPOLE - in the field of play because we don't think Ken Griffey Jr. gets hurt often enough." "Sounds good."

They got rid of that? Did anyone ever run into the flagpole?

Balls going into the ivy is not a new thing, just to Cal Ripken and Ron Darling because they are dumbasses. "Well in Baltimore we used to have balls bounce on the warning track and go into stands." No ####, that happens everywhere.

There have been outfielders who tried the hands up in the spring when the ivy hasn't grown in yet and you can clearly see the ball sitting in the vines. I think I have seen the batted ball go in and two balls fall out of the ivy before.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Might as well put a few sand traps and a water hazard out there too

They had a mountain in centerfield in Houston until recently. I understand being unique or having a novelty, but how did that make it through the first discussion much less MLB's approval process. "We're going to put a 30 degree incline - AND A FLAGPOLE - in the field of play because we don't think Ken Griffey Jr. gets hurt often enough." "Sounds good."

Tal's Hill is back again for 2016, fyi. Would take too long for them to remove by the season I guess.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Might as well put a few sand traps and a water hazard out there too

They had a mountain in centerfield in Houston until recently. I understand being unique or having a novelty, but how did that make it through the first discussion much less MLB's approval process. "We're going to put a 30 degree incline - AND A FLAGPOLE - in the field of play because we don't think Ken Griffey Jr. gets hurt often enough." "Sounds good."

They got rid of that? Did anyone ever run into the flagpole?

Balls going into the ivy is not a new thing, just to Cal Ripken and Ron Darling because they are dumbasses. "Well in Baltimore we used to have balls bounce on the warning track and go into stands." No ####, that happens everywhere.

There have been outfielders who tried the hands up in the spring when the ivy hasn't grown in yet and you can clearly see the ball sitting in the vines. I think I have seen the batted ball go in and two balls fall out of the ivy before.

No one runs into the pole as far as I know, but there have been some rather hilarious "climbing" techniques while trying to catch a ball. Generally they're on hands and knees by the time they get near the pole.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's cute when Tanner watches baseball.

Exactly.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Might as well put a few sand traps and a water hazard out there too

They had a mountain in centerfield in Houston until recently. I understand being unique or having a novelty, but how did that make it through the first discussion much less MLB's approval process. "We're going to put a 30 degree incline - AND A FLAGPOLE - in the field of play because we don't think Ken Griffey Jr. gets hurt often enough." "Sounds good."

They got rid of that? Did anyone ever run into the flagpole?

Balls going into the ivy is not a new thing, just to Cal Ripken and Ron Darling because they are dumbasses. "Well in Baltimore we used to have balls bounce on the warning track and go into stands." No ####, that happens everywhere.

There have been outfielders who tried the hands up in the spring when the ivy hasn't grown in yet and you can clearly see the ball sitting in the vines. I think I have seen the batted ball go in and two balls fall out of the ivy before.

No one runs into the pole as far as I know, but there have been some rather hilarious "climbing" techniques while trying to catch a ball. Generally they're on hands and knees by the time they get near the pole.

I saw a movie like this once. I think it came via ForrestMail.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's pretty funny that the Cubs can't win even when Weird Al is pitching for NYM.

 

[the rover]

####. Ex wife just diagnosed with a tumor on an ovary Monday and went to Seattle Cancer Center for surgery yesterday. Haven't heard from her since she went in. She asked me not to say anything to my daughter so she can wait for pathology and talk to her. Roverkid is asking questions because she's supposed to be with ex tonight. Hoping for good news.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

####. Ex wife just diagnosed with a tumor on an ovary Monday and went to Seattle Cancer Center for surgery yesterday. Haven't heard from her since she went in. She asked me not to say anything to my daughter so she can wait for pathology and talk to her. Roverkid is asking questions because she's supposed to be with ex tonight. Hoping for good news.

Suxor,

Good luck.

 

[mr roboto]

I for one would watch far more baseball if there were obstacles in the outfield.

 

[mr roboto]

####. Ex wife just diagnosed with a tumor on an ovary Monday and went to Seattle Cancer Center for surgery yesterday. Haven't heard from her since she went in. She asked me not to say anything to my daughter so she can wait for pathology and talk to her. Roverkid is asking questions because she's supposed to be with ex tonight. Hoping for good news.

Suxor,

Good luck.

Yeah, sorry Fish.

 

[El Floppo]

####. Ex wife just diagnosed with a tumor on an ovary Monday and went to Seattle Cancer Center for surgery yesterday. Haven't heard from her since she went in. She asked me not to say anything to my daughter so she can wait for pathology and talk to her. Roverkid is asking questions because she's supposed to be with ex tonight. Hoping for good news.

Suxor,

Good luck.

Yeah, sorry Fish.

ugh... same.

good luck rover family- hoping for optimal results from here on out.

 

[General Malaise]

Bogart - I too rather like this Courtney Barnett. At least, two of her songs. Good stuff, will go for more.

Is that the "I want to go out but I want to stay home" song chick?

Correct. We like her, right?

 

[General Malaise]

Congrats on the baby girl Gianmarco!!

HAVE SEVEN OF THEM!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Throps -fish-

 

[Aerial Assault]

####. Ex wife just diagnosed with a tumor on an ovary Monday and went to Seattle Cancer Center for surgery yesterday. Haven't heard from her since she went in. She asked me not to say anything to my daughter so she can wait for pathology and talk to her. Roverkid is asking questions because she's supposed to be with ex tonight. Hoping for good news.

:( Sorry to hear about that.

 

[General Malaise]

Might as well put a few sand traps and a water hazard out there too

They had a mountain in centerfield in Houston until recently. I understand being unique or having a novelty, but how did that make it through the first discussion much less MLB's approval process. "We're going to put a 30 degree incline - AND A FLAGPOLE - in the field of play because we don't think Ken Griffey Jr. gets hurt often enough." "Sounds good."

They got rid of that? Did anyone ever run into the flagpole?

Balls going into the ivy is not a new thing, just to Cal Ripken and Ron Darling because they are dumbasses. "Well in Baltimore we used to have balls bounce on the warning track and go into stands." No ####, that happens everywhere.

There have been outfielders who tried the hands up in the spring when the ivy hasn't grown in yet and you can clearly see the ball sitting in the vines. I think I have seen the batted ball go in and two balls fall out of the ivy before.

No one runs into the pole as far as I know, but there have been some rather hilarious "climbing" techniques while trying to catch a ball. Generally they're on hands and knees by the time they get near the pole.

I saw a movie like this once. I think it came via ForrestMail.

ANGRY BEAVERS!!!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

####. Ex wife just diagnosed with a tumor on an ovary Monday and went to Seattle Cancer Center for surgery yesterday. Haven't heard from her since she went in. She asked me not to say anything to my daughter so she can wait for pathology and talk to her. Roverkid is asking questions because she's supposed to be with ex tonight. Hoping for good news.

Sorry, brother. When is that trip to Portland again?

 

[Aerial Assault]

I for one would watch far more baseball if there were obstacles in the outfield.

A family member of mine has said the same thing for years. And as I've found during the NL playoffs, to my surprise and regret, just because Cal Ripken doesn't know about something doesn't make it unusual. Now why Ron Darling, who made a few visits to Wrigley in his career I believe, acted like that was some new thing is another question entirely.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats on the baby girl Gianmarco!!

did this really happen? (or is this code for something else?)

Congrats!... either way.

It's true. He didn't have the guts like GM to have twins.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

In the span of just 4 minutes these two things were posted in the FFA

No Country for Old Men was terrible.

Re "Africa" by Toto

One of the greatest songs ever.

I may have to call it quits.

 

[Aerial Assault]

You're right about NCFOM and wrong on "Africa," so you can stay

 

[General Malaise]

In the span of just 4 minutes these two things were posted in the FFA

No Country for Old Men was terrible.

Re "Africa" by Toto

One of the greatest songs ever.

I may have to call it quits.

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

3. Consider the sources.

4. ????

5. Profit.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

In the span of just 4 minutes these two things were posted in the FFA

No Country for Old Men was terrible.

Re "Africa" by Toto

One of the greatest songs ever.

I may have to call it quits.

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

3. Consider the sources.

4. ????

5. Profit.

If only there was some way for me to profit from being a judgmental tool.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You're right about NCFOM and wrong on "Africa," so you can stay

Your face can't stay.

 

[mr roboto]

NCFOM is a masterpiece. Africa is an annoying ear stabbing auditory cluster####.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

NCFOM is a masterpiece. Africa is an annoying ear stabbing auditory cluster####.

Wanna f###?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Thoprawishes rover. :(

 

[General Malaise]

In the span of just 4 minutes these two things were posted in the FFA

No Country for Old Men was terrible.

Re "Africa" by Toto

One of the greatest songs ever.

I may have to call it quits.

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

3. Consider the sources.

4. ????

5. Profit.

If only there was some way for me to profit from being a judgmental tool.

Simon Cowell seems to be doing alright.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

In the span of just 4 minutes these two things were posted in the FFA

No Country for Old Men was terrible.

Re "Africa" by Toto

One of the greatest songs ever.

I may have to call it quits.

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

3. Consider the sources.

4. ????

5. Profit.

If only there was some way for me to profit from being a judgmental tool.

Simon Cowell seems to be doing alright.

I need to work on my accent.

 

[General Malaise]

I get Toto and Asian mixed up quite a bit. Both suck out loud, but I confuse them. Also, Kansas and Styxx are worse than monkey AIDS.

 

[General Malaise]

In the span of just 4 minutes these two things were posted in the FFA

No Country for Old Men was terrible.

Re "Africa" by Toto

One of the greatest songs ever.

I may have to call it quits.

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

3. Consider the sources.

4. ????

5. Profit.

If only there was some way for me to profit from being a judgmental tool.

Simon Cowell seems to be doing alright.

I need to work on my accent.

What kind of accent do you rock?

 

[mr roboto]

Aww hell no leave Styx outta this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

American Networkese with just a touch of Spicoli and the slightest hint of Slim Pickens.

 

[Aerial Assault]

I may have to call it quits.

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

3. Consider the sources.

4. ????

5. Profit.

Surprised Tanner didn't seize on *this*. Good to know that tim thinks "Blinded by the Light" is one of rock's next to last tunes, though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I may have to call it quits.

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

3. Consider the sources.

4. ????

5. Profit.

Surprised Tanner didn't seize on *this*. Good to know that tim thinks "Blinded by the Light" is one of rock's next to last tunes, though.

I'm saving it for K4

 

[General Malaise]

I may have to call it quits.

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

3. Consider the sources.

4. ????

5. Profit.

Surprised Tanner didn't seize on *this*. Good to know that tim thinks "Blinded by the Light" is one of rock's next to last tunes, though.

Sounded so right in my head.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

####. Ex wife just diagnosed with a tumor on an ovary Monday and went to Seattle Cancer Center for surgery yesterday. Haven't heard from her since she went in. She asked me not to say anything to my daughter so she can wait for pathology and talk to her. Roverkid is asking questions because she's supposed to be with ex tonight. Hoping for good news.

sorry dude. TPW.

 

[General Malaise]

Seminal? Is that the word I want?