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After 20 days of non-stop work we went to some friends for thanksgiving. And they don't have a tv. Having a hard time with thankfulness.

 
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Osaurus said:
Maybe food will numb me to the Eagles ineptitude. That or booze. :banned: Happy Thanksgiving all. :excited:
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Horrible, right?

I got a fishing kayak for my birfday. If my notebook is correct, you do a lot of kayaking around the Tampa area. I am gonna have some questions probably.

 
Binky The Doormat said:
Limp Ditka said:
Binky The Doormat said:
Frostillicus said:
Oh and happy thanksgiving. I'm already a little bit drunk.
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First thanksgiving in about 40 years not drinking. I'm thankful and happy for family, etc. NOT happy about missing my jack and diet coke right now!!
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Why did you hate your whiskey so much?
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I'm not a connoisseur, and I drink for effect.

And jack on its own isn't that great anyway.

Who ####s on a great american drink??
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Obviously you do by using Diet Coke

 
Although a family picture from 4 years ago surfaced during the festivities. I was ginormous in it. Legit 80-90 pounds heavier than I am now.

 
Limp Ditka said:
Was the family photo subject even breeched?

Did not happen at our gathering and I'm thankful for that
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No, it was a very nice gathering.

Funny story:

We also use Thanksgiving to draw names for Xmas gift exchange. My older son was sitting on the couch not paying to what was going on. My wife goes over to him and holds out a small basket with the slips of paper to draw from.

Kid: what's this?

Wife: you have to pick a name.

Kid: oh, I want to be called "Denzel".

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Limp Ditka said:
Was the family photo subject even breeched?

Did not happen at our gathering and I'm thankful for that
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No, it was a very nice gathering.Funny story:

We also use Thanksgiving to draw names for Xmas gift exchange. My older son was sitting on the couch not paying to what was going on. My wife goes over to him and holds out a small basket with the slips of paper to draw from.

Kid: what's this?

Wife: you have to pick a name.

Kid: oh, I want to be called "Denzel".
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:lmao:

 
Like a local vagabond, hobo, miscreant, I'm going to be outside of the local liquor store at about 7:00 AM tomorrow, waiting for it to open, because I want myself some delicious Bourbon County Brand Stout

 
Learned from my Mom that when she took my grandfather to see the lawyer to get the behemoth off of gramps' will, the lawyer (my cousin) was very patient and kind, and after my gramps signed everything the lawyer asked if he understood everything, had any questions or needed anything else. My grandpa said, "No, I understand everything. Can I keep the pen?"

 
krista4 said:
Learned from my Mom that when she took my grandfather to see the lawyer to get the behemoth off of gramps' will, the lawyer (my cousin) was very patient and kind, and after my gramps signed everything the lawyer asked if he understood everything, had any questions or needed anything else. My grandpa said, "No, I understand everything. Can I keep the pen?"
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So no Bigfoot PI?

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
krista4 said:
Learned from my Mom that when she took my grandfather to see the lawyer to get the behemoth off of gramps' will, the lawyer (my cousin) was very patient and kind, and after my gramps signed everything the lawyer asked if he understood everything, had any questions or needed anything else. My grandpa said, "No, I understand everything. Can I keep the pen?"
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So no Bigfoot PI?
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Sadly, grandpa is giving the guy a significant amount of money as soon as he sells his house, for no reason that any of us can fathom.

 
krista4 said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
krista4 said:
Learned from my Mom that when she took my grandfather to see the lawyer to get the behemoth off of gramps' will, the lawyer (my cousin) was very patient and kind, and after my gramps signed everything the lawyer asked if he understood everything, had any questions or needed anything else. My grandpa said, "No, I understand everything. Can I keep the pen?"
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So no Bigfoot PI?
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Sadly, grandpa is giving the guy a significant amount of money as soon as he sells his house, for no reason that any of us can fathom.
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I for one can't wait to see the success of "Gumshoe, XXXXLLC".

 
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