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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (16 Viewers)

5-ish Finkle said:
Wait....was this the cat talking?  Or was that you replying to the cat?   I'm confused.   So, even your friends' cats constantly move too?  Am I reading that right?  

Also, "Mid-Rise Senior Building Cat" sounds like a so-bad-it-may-be-good web series set in your neighborhood.  (Followed by new episodes of "Bodega Cat", naturally, which I'm guessing no-one in here would watch, since they don't know what a bodega is.)
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It's the cat talking, obviously.  I don't reply to emails from cats.  That would be weird.

What I can't quite figure out is the family tree.  "Grandmama" is my mom, so does that make me the cat's aunt?  But I'm not related to the cat's mom.  Also how did my mom (who has never met this person) have a cat as a grandchild?  So confusing.

 
Limp Ditka said:
I think I know what PMS is like becuase I've been an emotional wreck all day. Knowing how happy  that so many people in my life are. Knowing how melancholy those same people are becuase they aren't able to share this moment with the ones that have left us.

Conversations with coworkers, text messages with friends and family , my Facebook feed, news stories. Just a surreal blend of joy and remorse and it's everywhere

All because of baseball. Stupid, sexy baseball
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Yeah, you sound like a girl.  

 
Just so you know your daughter just told me she is going to piss on me. I asked her where she learned that word and she said dad. First mooning and now this? ? What am I going to do with you two?

Huh......

 
Limp Ditka said:
I think I know what PMS is like becuase I've been an emotional wreck all day. Knowing how happy  that so many people in my life are. Knowing how melancholy those same people are becuase they aren't able to share this moment with the ones that have left us.

Conversations with coworkers, text messages with friends and family , my Facebook feed, news stories. Just a surreal blend of joy and remorse and it's everywhere

All because of baseball. Stupid, sexy baseball
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Lol @ sexy baseball.

 
Just had our meeting with our architect. He brought over the intial plans for our remodel on the new house. Now will somebody just buy this house? Please?

ETA: The architect was out of uniform...no scarf.

 
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Heading to a comedy show tonight where 5 standup comics get drunk and attempt to be funny for 2 hours.  This will either be great or awful.

 
I don't care about anything as much as some Cubs fans care about the Cubs apparently.  Not sure if that says something about me or them or both. 

Finishing my beer then going to a private Alabama Shakes show.  

 
General Malaise said:
What brand, how much and how long do they last?
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I bought the ones called Juju Joints a while back. I think twice. At the time they were monstrously overpriced.

I bought an EZ Vape disposable yesterday for $35 bucks, but prices down there could be different. I don't know what the differences in taxes are. It is supposed to give 30-50 hits. One long hit and I am modestly baked. 3+ and I am zonked. Not sure how long it will last.

I don't know if it is a good thing that I can get moderately high at the drop of a hat without telling Wife2.0 or smelling like it or anything. Or maybe it is very good. We will see. :oldunsure:

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
I bought the ones called Juju Joints a while back. I think twice. At the time they were monstrously overpriced.

I bought an EZ Vape disposable yesterday for $35 bucks, but prices down there could be different. I don't know what the differences in taxes are. It is supposed to give 30-50 hits. One long hit and I am modestly baked. 3+ and I am zonked. Not sure how long it will last.

I don't know if it is a good thing that I can get moderately high at the drop of a hat without telling Wife2.0 or smelling like it or anything. Or maybe it is very good. We will see. :oldunsure:
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Need to find one of these.  Wonder if we are still behind you guys on what's available.

 
Abraham said:
I don't care about anything as much as some Cubs fans care about the Cubs apparently.  Not sure if that says something about me or them or both. 

Finishing my beer then going to a private Alabama Shakes show.  
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Are you in town Tuesday night? Thinking of an election watch get-together

 
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cosjobs said:
Are you in town Tuesday night? Thinking of an election watch get-together
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Flying to LA that morning.  Would be fun though. My BFF is working her campaign in Denver and says they have Colorado by 4-5 points. They think they can win Georgia too. 

 
-fish- said:
Heading to a comedy show tonight where 5 standup comics get drunk and attempt to be funny for 2 hours.  This will either be great or awful.
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This was great.  Each comic did three sets.  First one sober, then they started drinking hard.  Second set for each was better.  Third set was a train wreck, except one guy that got way funnier and wouldn't get off stage because he didn't know they were serious when they said his time was up.  Last guy actually fell off the stage.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
Just had our meeting with our architect. He brought over the intial plans for our remodel on the new house. Now will somebody just buy this house? Please?

ETA: The architect was out of uniform...no scarf.
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Hand drawn kitchens?

 
krista4 said:
5-ish Finkle said:
Wait....was this the cat talking?  Or was that you replying to the cat?   I'm confused.   So, even your friends' cats constantly move too?  Am I reading that right?  

Also, "Mid-Rise Senior Building Cat" sounds like a so-bad-it-may-be-good web series set in your neighborhood.  (Followed by new episodes of "Bodega Cat", naturally, which I'm guessing no-one in here would watch, since they don't know what a bodega is.)
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It's the cat talking, obviously.  I don't reply to emails from cats.  That would be weird.

What I can't quite figure out is the family tree.  "Grandmama" is my mom, so does that make me the cat's aunt?  But I'm not related to the cat's mom.  Also how did my mom (who has never met this person) have a cat as a grandchild?  So confusing.
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I understand nothing of this.

my cats are too stupid to type emails. they rely on texting.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
Just had our meeting with our architect. He brought over the intial plans for our remodel on the new house. Now will somebody just buy this house? Please?

ETA: The architect was out of uniform...no scarf.
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oh... yeah. that sucks.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
Just had our meeting with our architect. He brought over the intial plans for our remodel on the new house. Now will somebody just buy this house? Please?

ETA: The architect was out of uniform...no scarf.
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What's a mud room?

 
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