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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (18 Viewers)

bentley said:
Man, my left Achilles' tendon is a ####show. We will see if it survives through to another half marathon at the end of January.
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Mine is roached too along with my knee.  Getting out of bed is difficult at times. I'm taking an extra long walk tomorrow though. I figure I blow the thing out and get a couple of months off work or wolves eat me.  Either way, win-win.

 
Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
Copper toxicity, also called copperiedus, refers to the consequences of an excess of copper in the body. Copperiedus can occur from eating acid foods cooked in uncoated copper cookware, or from exposure to excess copper in drinking water, copper drinkware or other environmental sources.

Acute symptoms of copper poisoning by ingestion include vomiting, hematemesis (vomiting of blood), hypotension (low blood pressure), melena (black "tarry" feces), coma, jaundice (yellowish pigmentation of the skin), gastrointestinal distress, and ####show tendons
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Why I only drink out of lead cups.

 
My Goddaughter showed up with a boyfriend on Christmas.  She's a senior in HS. Good kid, scholarship to play soccer in college. Hard to believe, really,  She introduces me to the guy, pretty big dude, 6'1 I guess, I ask him if he knows that I'm her Godfather. He nervously nods his head yes while saying "Yes, I know who you are sir". I glance over at my GD and she has the biggest, laughing, smile on her face. Her BF looked terrified. Pretty much the best thing about Christmas this year.

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
Mine is roached too along with my knee.  Getting out of bed is difficult at times. I'm taking an extra long walk tomorrow though. I figure I blow the thing out and get a couple of months off work or wolves eat me.  Either way, win-win.
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Exactly. This thing is either going to get better or I'm going to blow it all the way out and get a break.

Orangetheory Fitness this morning was probably a bad idea.

 
"Off topic, if you've ever bragged
about doing a half marathon,you can shut the [bleep] up forever.[cheers and applause]When did that even become a thing?A half marathon?Ooh.I just finished reading half a book.Yeah, big, thick one.Got to the middle, set it down.I'll never look at it again.I can bench press around poundsone half time.Just the down part.The point is, until you've *** yourselfand your nipples are bleeding at mile ,you've accomplished nothingand no one wants to hear about it."

 
bentley said:
I've already earned the sticker, queers. 

It's about meeting personal goals and crushing my friends and neighbors in competition.

And possibly suffering a crippling injury.
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Yeah..did that already this year.  Torn calf muscle might be one of the most painful things I have experienced to date.

 
eoMMan said:
"Off topic, if you've ever bragged
about doing a half marathon,you can shut the [bleep] up forever.[cheers and applause]When did that even become a thing?A half marathon?Ooh.I just finished reading half a book.Yeah, big, thick one.Got to the middle, set it down.I'll never look at it again.I can bench press around poundsone half time.Just the down part.The point is, until you've *** yourselfand your nipples are bleeding at mile ,you've accomplished nothingand no one wants to hear about it."
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:lmao:   This was grueling.

 
How do you know if someone runs half marathons?  Don't worry, they'll tell you.

[Note: may also substitute "runs half marathons" with "runs marathons", "does crossfit", "is paleo", "is gluten free", or "is vegan".]

 
Osaurus said:
It's getting preachy too.
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Eh, I didn't find that to be especially true.  Some talk about what a waste of money weddings are and bemoaning consumerism, but I wouldn't call anything in there overly "preachy."

 
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mr. furley said:
not naming names or anything but a couple of well known old heads around here have gone on tilt the last few months

departures from their normal (as far as i recall) posting. 

kinda weird
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Couple guys seem to just be complete dlcks...condescending, arrogant, have to be the cool kid.  Ignore, emmereffer.

 
GM, went skiing today with bil. No kids. They got 2ft of actual powder up there the last 2 days and it was epic. Jumped off a 10ft cliff, skied damn near vertical slopes, skied the trees just tons of fluffy snow. Best part was no crazy ####er tried to sideswipe us at 75 mph on the way home.

 
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