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[bostonfred]

Mr. krista4 is now in the 5-11 p.m. session of culinary school, which I encouraged because he would have the opportunity to learn baking from the former Pastry Chef at The French Laundry, but it is once again reminding me that I do not know how to feed myself. I've had meals consisting of such delicacies as potato chips and pecans. Tonight I tried to expand my horizons by applying heat to something, but failed when I couldn't get a burner to start up, instead just filling the house with a heavy gas smell. At least we have red pepper hummus and goat cheese I got at the farmer's market on Saturday, if only there were a bread-like item to apply them to.

This sounds a lot like my wife, except maybe the self awareness about your inability to cook. You aren't her, are you? If you are, I was kidding about the thing about the thing, and those pictures weren't me.

Do you have that English muffin pizza recipe handy?

Yes, but not written down, because nobody needs it written down. If it were strategic incompetence, I'd tip my cap to her. Touche, you wily minx. You got me again. But if she's pulling the old, I-don't-know-how-to-run-the-dishwasher, or I'm-sorry-I-put-reds-in-the-laundry-and-ruined-your-whites, or any of the other classic get-out-of-work-free-card moves, she's way more committed than anyone I've ever seen or heard of. I honestly think if you locked her in a fully stocked kitchen with a fully stocked fridge with uncooked food she'd be dead in a week.

 

[Night Hawks]

I don't have time to read. Can someone please summarize the first 172 pages of this thread?

 

[notme]

I met Natalie Portman and Darren Aronofsky earlier this evening. Black Swan is an awesome film FTR.Also met Woody Harreslon, Gene Simmons, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.

I would like to hang out with you.

 

[El Floppo]

So this is where you all are.

 

[Clifton]

Pretty sure myself and the lady I love are done. I wanna kill people.

 

[Clifton]

Pretty sure myself and the lady I love are done. I wanna kill people.

Why do you want to kill people?

Because I love/hate her. It's been a very frustrating last 4 years...

 

[kevzilla]

If a woman hasn't made you want to kill, you haven't really lived.

 

[Clifton]

If a woman hasn't made you want to kill, you haven't really lived.

The same woman has made me want to kill 1000 times. Only girl I've ever loved.

 

[bentley]

Also, big Clifton fan.

 

[King_Kelly]

I find everything in this thread modern and strange. Particularly the post from bentley that disappeared.

 

[YSR]

I met Natalie Portman and Darren Aronofsky earlier this evening. Black Swan is an awesome film FTR.

Also met Woody Harreslon, Gene Simmons, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.

Tell me you did right by me on this one. Naked pics? Something??

 

[shut it down]

I find everything in this thread modern and strange. Particularly the post from bentley that disappeared.

BVFWIHKK

 

[notme]

I met Natalie Portman and Darren Aronofsky earlier this evening. Black Swan is an awesome film FTR.

Also met Woody Harreslon, Gene Simmons, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.

Tell me you did right by me on this one. Naked pics? Something??

If "something" means "make out in a stairwell" then no.

Although I'm more curious about Natalie Portman, I would totally make out in a stairwell with Ryan Reynolds.

 

[shut it down]

I met Natalie Portman and Darren Aronofsky earlier this evening. Black Swan is an awesome film FTR.

Also met Woody Harreslon, Gene Simmons, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.

Tell me you did right by me on this one. Naked pics? Something??

If "something" means "make out in a stairwell" then no.

Although I'm more curious about Natalie Portman, I would totally make out in a stairwell with Ryan Reynolds.

What about Mark McGrath?

 

[notme]

I met Natalie Portman and Darren Aronofsky earlier this evening. Black Swan is an awesome film FTR.

Also met Woody Harreslon, Gene Simmons, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.

Tell me you did right by me on this one. Naked pics? Something??

If "something" means "make out in a stairwell" then no.

Although I'm more curious about Natalie Portman, I would totally make out in a stairwell with Ryan Reynolds.

What about Mark McGrath?

Not my type.

 

[shut it down]

Not my type.

You don't care for the frosted tips?

 

[McJose]

I find everything in this thread modern and strange. Particularly the post from bentley that disappeared.

Now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful again, and interesting, and modern.

 

[Drifter]

So, is Imp an usher at the Toronto Film Festival?

 

[That Little Voice]

McJose> Where do we rank this new Jeopardy whipper snapper going forward?

What is a Link?

 

[YSR]

In approximately 48 hours, I'll be boarding the Jaguars' team plane en route to San Diego. Please suggest fun I can have within the following guidelines:

1. Gentlemen MUST WEAR A COAT AND TIE on the flight from Jacksonville. If cold weather is anticipated, gentlemen may wear a heavy jacket in lieu of a sport jacket on the flight out from Jacksonville. For the game and return flight, slacks and a collared/polo or sport shirt are appropriate. Ladies are asked to wear business casual dress attire (jacket preferred). NO JEANS on team plane. NO COLLEGE APPAREL OR OPPOSING TEAM APPAREL shall be permitted at any time when traveling with the team.

2. Guests are asked to bring one overnight bag THAT WILL NOW BE PLACED UNDER THE PLANE. ***PASSENGERS MAY NOT HAVE LIQUIDS OR GELS OF ANY SIZE AT THE SCREENING CHECKPOINT OR IN THE CABIN OF THE AIRCRAFT. This includes beverages, shampoo, suntan lotion, creams, toothpaste, hair gel, and other items of similar consistency; such items may be transported in checked baggage. PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT ALL ITEMS CONTAINING LIQUIDS OR GELS ARE PACKED IN YOUR LUGGAGE THAT WILL GO UNDER THE PLANE.*** You will still be able to take a carry-on bag onto the plane; however NO LIQUIDS OR GELS WILL BE ALLOWED IN YOUR CARRY-ON OR TO BE CARRIED INTO THE CABIN. We would also ask that any items purchased on the trip that will not fit into your piece of luggage be mailed back home.

3. Professional and responsible conduct is required. Please do not ask the players for autographs, and no photos are to be taken.

4. The schedule will be strictly adhered to, and buses will leave at the designated times.

5. No alcohol will be permitted on team bus or charter.

6. Please have a picture ID on you at all times. You will need this to board the plane.

7. All bags will be screened traveling to/from Jacksonville. Please ensure that your bags DO NOT contain any of the prohibited items dictated by TSA.

 

[That Little Voice]

Whats the backstory YSR? Why are you on the team plane?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

In approximately 48 hours, I'll be boarding the Jaguars' team plane en route to San Diego. Please suggest fun I can have within the following guidelines:

1. Gentlemen MUST WEAR A COAT AND TIE on the flight from Jacksonville. If cold weather is anticipated, gentlemen may wear a heavy jacket in lieu of a sport jacket on the flight out from Jacksonville. For the game and return flight, slacks and a collared/polo or sport shirt are appropriate. Ladies are asked to wear business casual dress attire (jacket preferred). NO JEANS on team plane. NO COLLEGE APPAREL OR OPPOSING TEAM APPAREL shall be permitted at any time when traveling with the team.

2. Guests are asked to bring one overnight bag THAT WILL NOW BE PLACED UNDER THE PLANE. ***PASSENGERS MAY NOT HAVE LIQUIDS OR GELS OF ANY SIZE AT THE SCREENING CHECKPOINT OR IN THE CABIN OF THE AIRCRAFT. This includes beverages, shampoo, suntan lotion, creams, toothpaste, hair gel, and other items of similar consistency; such items may be transported in checked baggage. PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT ALL ITEMS CONTAINING LIQUIDS OR GELS ARE PACKED IN YOUR LUGGAGE THAT WILL GO UNDER THE PLANE.*** You will still be able to take a carry-on bag onto the plane; however NO LIQUIDS OR GELS WILL BE ALLOWED IN YOUR CARRY-ON OR TO BE CARRIED INTO THE CABIN. We would also ask that any items purchased on the trip that will not fit into your piece of luggage be mailed back home.

3. Professional and responsible conduct is required. Please do not ask the players for autographs, and no photos are to be taken.

4. The schedule will be strictly adhered to, and buses will leave at the designated times.

5. No alcohol will be permitted on team bus or charter.

6. Please have a picture ID on you at all times. You will need this to board the plane.

7. All bags will be screened traveling to/from Jacksonville. Please ensure that your bags DO NOT contain any of the prohibited items dictated by TSA.

Wear skin tight pants and a shirt unbuttoned down to your navel. Ask where you go to interview Mark Sanchez.

 

[jplvr]

In approximately 48 hours, I'll be boarding the Jaguars' team plane en route to San Diego. Please suggest fun I can have within the following guidelines:

1. Gentlemen MUST WEAR A COAT AND TIE on the flight from Jacksonville. If cold weather is anticipated, gentlemen may wear a heavy jacket in lieu of a sport jacket on the flight out from Jacksonville. For the game and return flight, slacks and a collared/polo or sport shirt are appropriate. Ladies are asked to wear business casual dress attire (jacket preferred). NO JEANS on team plane. NO COLLEGE APPAREL OR OPPOSING TEAM APPAREL shall be permitted at any time when traveling with the team.

2. Guests are asked to bring one overnight bag THAT WILL NOW BE PLACED UNDER THE PLANE. ***PASSENGERS MAY NOT HAVE LIQUIDS OR GELS OF ANY SIZE AT THE SCREENING CHECKPOINT OR IN THE CABIN OF THE AIRCRAFT. This includes beverages, shampoo, suntan lotion, creams, toothpaste, hair gel, and other items of similar consistency; such items may be transported in checked baggage. PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT ALL ITEMS CONTAINING LIQUIDS OR GELS ARE PACKED IN YOUR LUGGAGE THAT WILL GO UNDER THE PLANE.*** You will still be able to take a carry-on bag onto the plane; however NO LIQUIDS OR GELS WILL BE ALLOWED IN YOUR CARRY-ON OR TO BE CARRIED INTO THE CABIN. We would also ask that any items purchased on the trip that will not fit into your piece of luggage be mailed back home.

3. Professional and responsible conduct is required. Please do not ask the players for autographs, and no photos are to be taken.

4. The schedule will be strictly adhered to, and buses will leave at the designated times.

5. No alcohol will be permitted on team bus or charter.

6. Please have a picture ID on you at all times. You will need this to board the plane.

7. All bags will be screened traveling to/from Jacksonville. Please ensure that your bags DO NOT contain any of the prohibited items dictated by TSA.

Wear skin tight pants and a shirt unbuttoned down to your navel. Ask where you go to interview Mark Sanchez.

Take pics.

 

[Early_10]

In approximately 48 hours, I'll be boarding the Jaguars' team plane en route to San Diego. Please suggest fun I can have within the following guidelines:

1. Gentlemen MUST WEAR A COAT AND TIE on the flight from Jacksonville. If cold weather is anticipated, gentlemen may wear a heavy jacket in lieu of a sport jacket on the flight out from Jacksonville. For the game and return flight, slacks and a collared/polo or sport shirt are appropriate. Ladies are asked to wear business casual dress attire (jacket preferred). NO JEANS on team plane. NO COLLEGE APPAREL OR OPPOSING TEAM APPAREL shall be permitted at any time when traveling with the team.

2. Guests are asked to bring one overnight bag THAT WILL NOW BE PLACED UNDER THE PLANE. ***PASSENGERS MAY NOT HAVE LIQUIDS OR GELS OF ANY SIZE AT THE SCREENING CHECKPOINT OR IN THE CABIN OF THE AIRCRAFT. This includes beverages, shampoo, suntan lotion, creams, toothpaste, hair gel, and other items of similar consistency; such items may be transported in checked baggage. PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT ALL ITEMS CONTAINING LIQUIDS OR GELS ARE PACKED IN YOUR LUGGAGE THAT WILL GO UNDER THE PLANE.*** You will still be able to take a carry-on bag onto the plane; however NO LIQUIDS OR GELS WILL BE ALLOWED IN YOUR CARRY-ON OR TO BE CARRIED INTO THE CABIN. We would also ask that any items purchased on the trip that will not fit into your piece of luggage be mailed back home.

3. Professional and responsible conduct is required. Please do not ask the players for autographs, and no photos are to be taken.

4. The schedule will be strictly adhered to, and buses will leave at the designated times.

5. No alcohol will be permitted on team bus or charter.

6. Please have a picture ID on you at all times. You will need this to board the plane.

7. All bags will be screened traveling to/from Jacksonville. Please ensure that your bags DO NOT contain any of the prohibited items dictated by TSA.

Wear skin tight pants and a shirt unbuttoned down to your navel. Ask where you go to interview Mark Sanchez.

Take pics.

Video

 

[Running with scissors]

Mr. krista4 is now in the 5-11 p.m. session of culinary school, which I encouraged because he would have the opportunity to learn baking from the former Pastry Chef at The French Laundry, but it is once again reminding me that I do not know how to feed myself. I've had meals consisting of such delicacies as potato chips and pecans. Tonight I tried to expand my horizons by applying heat to something, but failed when I couldn't get a burner to start up, instead just filling the house with a heavy gas smell. At least we have red pepper hummus and goat cheese I got at the farmer's market on Saturday, if only there were a bread-like item to apply them to.

This sounds a lot like my wife, except maybe the self awareness about your inability to cook. You aren't her, are you? If you are, I was kidding about the thing about the thing, and those pictures weren't me.

Do you have that English muffin pizza recipe handy?

Yes, but not written down, because nobody needs it written down. If it were strategic incompetence, I'd tip my cap to her. Touche, you wily minx. You got me again. But if she's pulling the old, I-don't-know-how-to-run-the-dishwasher, or I'm-sorry-I-put-reds-in-the-laundry-and-ruined-your-whites, or any of the other classic get-out-of-work-free-card moves, she's way more committed than anyone I've ever seen or heard of. I honestly think if you locked her in a fully stocked kitchen with a fully stocked fridge with uncooked food she'd be dead in a week.

Oooh... flashback initiated of me getting out of doing laundry by washing my ex's sweaters and bras together. Good times... good times.

 

[Running with scissors]

Pretty sure myself and the lady I love are done. I wanna kill people.

Why do you want to kill people?

the more important question is: Are you taking suggestions / orders?

 

[Running with scissors]

I met Natalie Portman and Darren Aronofsky earlier this evening. Black Swan is an awesome film FTR.

Also met Woody Harreslon, Gene Simmons, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.

Tell me you did right by me on this one. Naked pics? Something??

If "something" means "make out in a stairwell" then no.

Although I'm more curious about Natalie Portman, I would totally make out in a stairwell with Ryan Reynolds.

You know... you people are really starting to piss me off with your Ryan Reynolds infatuation. I was much happier when it was just me and Idiot Boxer.

 

[Running with scissors]

Heh. I just mini-hippled this thread.

 

[General Malaise]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Who the hell is notme?

 

[YSR]

Who the hell is notme?

I, for one, am not.

 

[Running with scissors]

Who the hell is notme?

Him

 

[General Malaise]

In approximately 48 hours, I'll be boarding the Jaguars' team plane en route to San Diego. Please suggest fun I can have within the following guidelines:

1. Gentlemen MUST WEAR A COAT AND TIE on the flight from Jacksonville. If cold weather is anticipated, gentlemen may wear a heavy jacket in lieu of a sport jacket on the flight out from Jacksonville. For the game and return flight, slacks and a collared/polo or sport shirt are appropriate. Ladies are asked to wear business casual dress attire (jacket preferred). NO JEANS on team plane. NO COLLEGE APPAREL OR OPPOSING TEAM APPAREL shall be permitted at any time when traveling with the team.

2. Guests are asked to bring one overnight bag THAT WILL NOW BE PLACED UNDER THE PLANE. ***PASSENGERS MAY NOT HAVE LIQUIDS OR GELS OF ANY SIZE AT THE SCREENING CHECKPOINT OR IN THE CABIN OF THE AIRCRAFT. This includes beverages, shampoo, suntan lotion, creams, toothpaste, hair gel, and other items of similar consistency; such items may be transported in checked baggage. PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT ALL ITEMS CONTAINING LIQUIDS OR GELS ARE PACKED IN YOUR LUGGAGE THAT WILL GO UNDER THE PLANE.*** You will still be able to take a carry-on bag onto the plane; however NO LIQUIDS OR GELS WILL BE ALLOWED IN YOUR CARRY-ON OR TO BE CARRIED INTO THE CABIN. We would also ask that any items purchased on the trip that will not fit into your piece of luggage be mailed back home.

3. Professional and responsible conduct is required. Please do not ask the players for autographs, and no photos are to be taken.

4. The schedule will be strictly adhered to, and buses will leave at the designated times.

5. No alcohol will be permitted on team bus or charter.

6. Please have a picture ID on you at all times. You will need this to board the plane.

7. All bags will be screened traveling to/from Jacksonville. Please ensure that your bags DO NOT contain any of the prohibited items dictated by TSA.

8. Other than that, have fun!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Who the hell is notme?

Him

Josie Maran?

 

[Jolly Swagman]

In approximately 48 hours, I'll be boarding the Jaguars' team plane en route to San Diego. Please suggest fun I can have within the following guidelines:

]1. Gentlemen MUST WEAR A COAT AND TIE on the flight from Jacksonville. If cold weather is anticipated, gentlemen may wear a heavy jacket in lieu of a sport jacket on the flight out from Jacksonville. For the game and return flight, slacks and a collared/polo or sport shirt are appropriate. Ladies are asked to wear business casual dress attire (jacket preferred). NO JEANS on team plane. NO COLLEGE APPAREL OR OPPOSING TEAM APPAREL shall be permitted at any time when traveling with the team.

2. Guests are asked to bring one overnight bag THAT WILL NOW BE PLACED UNDER THE PLANE. ***PASSENGERS MAY NOT HAVE LIQUIDS OR GELS OF ANY SIZE AT THE SCREENING CHECKPOINT OR IN THE CABIN OF THE AIRCRAFT. This includes beverages, shampoo, suntan lotion, creams, toothpaste, hair gel, and other items of similar consistency; such items may be transported in checked baggage. PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT ALL ITEMS CONTAINING LIQUIDS OR GELS ARE PACKED IN YOUR LUGGAGE THAT WILL GO UNDER THE PLANE.*** You will still be able to take a carry-on bag onto the plane; however NO LIQUIDS OR GELS WILL BE ALLOWED IN YOUR CARRY-ON OR TO BE CARRIED INTO THE CABIN. We would also ask that any items purchased on the trip that will not fit into your piece of luggage be mailed back home.

3. Professional and responsible conduct is required. Please do not ask the players for autographs, and no photos are to be taken.

4. The schedule will be strictly adhered to, and buses will leave at the designated times.

5. No alcohol will be permitted on team bus or charter.

6. Please have a picture ID on you at all times. You will need this to board the plane.

7. All bags will be screened traveling to/from Jacksonville. Please ensure that your bags DO NOT contain any of the prohibited items dictated by TSA.

8. Other than that, have fun!

I would like to point out it does not mention pants on the flight from Jacksonville.You have to wear slacks on the return flight, but I think pantsless is 100% within these guidelines for the flight out

if you cannot have fun on a plane without pants, well you really are not trying.

 

[Running with scissors]

if you cannot have fun on a plane without pants, well you really are not trying.

My favorite Venn diagram.

 

[Running with scissors]

Who the hell is notme?

Him

Josie Maran?

 

[McJose]

McJose> Where do we rank this new Jeopardy whipper snapper going forward?

What is a Link?

I haven't seen him in action. Sounds like a stud, though.

 

[notme]

Who the hell is notme?

Him

Josie Maran?

Who the hell is Josie Maran?

 

[Disco Stu]

Who the hell is notme?

Him

Josie Maran?

Who the hell is Josie Maran?

McJosie alias.Blouses.

 

[notme]

I met Natalie Portman and Darren Aronofsky earlier this evening. Black Swan is an awesome film FTR.

Also met Woody Harreslon, Gene Simmons, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.

Tell me you did right by me on this one. Naked pics? Something??

If "something" means "make out in a stairwell" then no.

Although I'm more curious about Natalie Portman, I would totally make out in a stairwell with Ryan Reynolds.

You know... you people are really starting to piss me off with your Ryan Reynolds infatuation. I was much happier when it was just me and Idiot Boxer.

Listen here, chief. I've been gay for Ryan Reynolds since Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place, so don't go calling me a bandwagoner.

 

[Running with scissors]

You know... you people are really starting to piss me off with your Ryan Reynolds infatuation. I was much happier when it was just me and Idiot Boxer.

Listen here, chief. I've been gay for Ryan Reynolds since Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place, so don't go calling me a bandwagoner.

Bandwagon hopper . Unless Macro rings a bell.

 

[YSR]

Whats the backstory YSR? Why are you on the team plane?

Nothing terribly exciting. We do a lot of advertising with the talk radio station here who partners with the Jags and this is something they can offer their clients. We chose San Diego thinking it would be a great weekend away. But because they got creamed last year in San Diego, the front office determined they had too much free time and we are now flying out Saturday versus Sunday. We get approximately 10 hours free time. Oh well.

 

[Running with scissors]

PSA

Yesterday's Hipster Hitler, while not being the best one ever, was quite enjoyable.

 

[That Little Voice]

ELI is no dummy... he see that boy Hakeem out their running with them big ol hands and speed he gonna get him the ball...

 

[Running with scissors]

ELI is no dummy... he see that boy Hakeem out their running with them big ol hands and speed he gonna get him the ball...

Careful. MOPe can get this thread killed for things like that.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lots of hobnobbing in here today.

 

[McJose]

Lots of hobnobbing in here today.

That sounds kinda dirty. Be careful.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lots of hobnobbing in here today.

That sounds kinda dirty. Be careful.

Q. Name something a loose hobgoblin does on a date.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Lots of hobnobbing in here today.

That sounds kinda dirty. Be careful.

Q. Name something a loose hobgoblin does on a date.

Name something a loose hobgoblin DOESN'T do on a date.