Bogart
Footballguy
We may or may not have been holding hands.With cosjobs and UniAlias there, I officially tripled my cornhole number.
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GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'm not hungover right now. The only explanation is that I must still be drunk.Typing this was tougher than it should have been. Confirmed.
It's nearly 10AM and I'm still in bed, drinking Pedialyte just trying to feel normal again. 
Stumbling through the door at 3AM and working the next day is rough. Cos/Bogart, was nice meeting you gentlemen. Had a great time last night. My apologies if I got too drunk and turned into an absolute moron, that happens sometimes. 
Bogart
Footballguy
I love you.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Sometimes??
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Wear the Cat Shirt.
Marvin
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
'Mr. Pickles said:'St. Louis Bob said:Just got my bill from the ER.I know it is silly inflated but if I didn't have insurance I would almost certainly have to sue them for putting my collar on backwards.
$7842.85
Seems low.
To be fair this is the Ozarks where they apparently have so little training they don't know how to put a neck collar on correctly.Sorry to here about your insurance woes my fellow GMTAN's.
Marvin
Footballguy
'Mr. Pickles said:'St. Louis Bob said:Just got my bill from the ER.
$7842.85Seems low.
Eddie's Discount ER has prices so low, they're CRAAAAAAZY!
To be fair this is the Ozarks where they apparently have so little training they don't know how to put a neck collar on correctly.Sorry to here about your insurance woes my fellow GMTAN's."Wooo-weee...lookit that cut on this boy's haid. Robert E, fetch me a poultice and some 'shine. Twila, I'm gunna need a horse-tail hair to stitch that up with."OftenSometimes??
Although you're one to talk, degenerate *******.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
'Mr. Pickles said:'St. Louis Bob said:Just got my bill from the ER.
$7842.85Seems low.Eddie's Discount ER has prices so low, they're CRAAAAAAZY!
To be fair this is the Ozarks where they apparently have so little training they don't know how to put a neck collar on correctly.Sorry to here about your insurance woes my fellow GMTAN's.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I just donated 8000 crayons to some kids in Ethiopia. LOOK AT ME!!!
Marvin
Footballguy
"Mmmm...those look delicious""I'm sorry, Falumbwebwe. Those are for drawing pictures not for eating.""Dafuq?"
Marvin
Footballguy
Speaking of that. (Yeah I'm violating the no politics rule here but it's funny no matter which side of the aisle you sit on).
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yeah, left that hanging curve up there.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I wonder if she is going to eat that dog.
Marvin
Footballguy
Yeah. But you are doing a great thing. You're a good man, Head Wound Bob.
Thorn
Footballguy
Well now we know who GM is voting for.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Can I acknowledge the act but not look at the donor?
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Fixed. Can't imagine crayons holding up too well out in the Mojave desert. Speaking of crayons, was I the only ####### kid that grew up calling them "crowns"?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Like Negro Oswaldo?
I know somebody that does missionary work and she was asking for donations to bring to them and crayons were on her list. I've e-mailed her back "how about food?". Last month she went to Mexico to help orphans. She caught me at a good time because my suppliers were liquidating obsolete merchandise so I got her a ton of stuff to bring them.
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Tecumseh
Footballguy
Marvin
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Jaysus
Good times!
Marvin
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
A smart nephew would point out that he didn't take possession of the game (since it is on your xbox).Surprise@!~@~@ Happy Uncle Day!~@@~!
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
:like:
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
He must be reading the FBG :style: thread. Those things aren't cheap.
Zow
Footballguy
#### grammar, the 11 year old kid needs to learn how to spell
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I just bought Dylan a pair of cowboy boots off of Zappos. Why? I don't know.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
If your kicker get more points in your mystical pigskin league for long field goals, this Zeurlien (sp) guy for the Rams is freaking impressive.
Marvin
Footballguy
Is your head OK? Are you smelling colors?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I got kind of drunk last night (first time in a long time)and was going to make a shot video but couldn't figure out how to turn the screen around on my phone.
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Marvin
Footballguy
You mean you couldn't figure out how to turn your phone around?I got kind of drunk last night (first time in a long time)and was going to make a shot video but couldn't figure out how to turn the screen around on my phone.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Well sure, it sounds easy now.You mean you couldn't figure out how to turn your phone around?I got kind of drunk last night (first time in a long time)and was going to make a shot video but couldn't figure out how to turn the screen around on my phone.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Agreed. I had to look twice, I thought I was missing a couple zeroes.
Marvin
Footballguy
Well sure, it sounds easy now.You mean you couldn't figure out how to turn your phone around?I got kind of drunk last night (first time in a long time)and was going to make a shot video but couldn't figure out how to turn the screen around on my phone.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Well sure, it sounds easy now.You mean you couldn't figure out how to turn your phone around?I got kind of drunk last night (first time in a long time)and was going to make a shot video but couldn't figure out how to turn the screen around on my phone.
kevzilla
Footballguy
I don't share this stuff here normally, but the above compels me.My brother's family was vacationing in Branson last month. My niece fell down a flight two stairs and gruesomely broke her leg. Foot pointing the opposite direction, the works. They're at a BnB in the woods, no one is sure if an ambulance can make it down the road. My brother turned her foot back around (no idea how he did that) and loaded her up in his Honda Pilot. The owners of the BnB urged him to NOT go to the hospital in Branson, but to drive an extra 40 miles to Springfield.
With all the old folks visiting Branson, I would have thought they had better facilities.And the upshot is that my brother didn't let the doctors in Springfield operate on his little girl either. They made her "stable for transport" and my brother pulled up at the clinic in Round Rock in 10 hours. They had done her knee scope previously.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
JFCHow is your niece doing?I don't share this stuff here normally, but the above compels me.My brother's family was vacationing in Branson last month. My niece fell down a flight two stairs and gruesomely broke her leg. Foot pointing the opposite direction, the works. They're at a BnB in the woods, no one is sure if an ambulance can make it down the road. My brother turned her foot back around (no idea how he did that) and loaded her up in his Honda Pilot. The owners of the BnB urged him to NOT go to the hospital in Branson, but to drive an extra 40 miles to Springfield.
And the upshot is that my brother didn't let the doctors in Springfield operate on his little girl either. They made her "stable for transport" and my brother pulled up at the clinic in Round Rock in 10 hours. They had done her knee scope previously.
Oh yeah, did I mention on my way to the hospital there was a shift change in ambulance drivers? Stopped at some BBQ joint I'm told.
Now I want to go back and burn the place to the ground.So, if I'm in the wrong, that's fine. It wasn't the $5, it way the act of stealing that sent me over the edge. The amount, is irrelevant, imo.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Would you have reacted the same way if he had rented Transformers for $4.99 on On Demand without your permission?Call me crazy, but I don't see either one of them on the same level as taking five bucks from your wallet to go buy comic books.
heckmanm
Footballguy
JFCHow is your niece doing?I don't share this stuff here normally, but the above compels me.My brother's family was vacationing in Branson last month. My niece fell down a flight two stairs and gruesomely broke her leg. Foot pointing the opposite direction, the works. They're at a BnB in the woods, no one is sure if an ambulance can make it down the road. My brother turned her foot back around (no idea how he did that) and loaded her up in his Honda Pilot. The owners of the BnB urged him to NOT go to the hospital in Branson, but to drive an extra 40 miles to Springfield.
And the upshot is that my brother didn't let the doctors in Springfield operate on his little girl either. They made her "stable for transport" and my brother pulled up at the clinic in Round Rock in 10 hours. They had done her knee scope previously.
Oh yeah, did I mention on my way to the hospital there was a shift change in ambulance drivers? Stopped at some BBQ joint I'm told.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
YSR, K4, Frosty, GM, Shuke, SLB2, Cos, Drifter, Tre, Thorn, Guster, Bogart, Zooks, TF, Bentley, Drifter, Fish, and others I'm forgetting,
Guster
Footballguy
what are we talking about here?YSR, K4, Frosty, GM, Shuke, SLB2, Cos, Drifter, Tre, Thorn, Guster, Bogart, Zooks, TF, Bentley, Drifter, Fish, and others I'm forgetting,
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
JFCHow is your niece doing?I don't share this stuff here normally, but the above compels me.My brother's family was vacationing in Branson last month. My niece fell down a flight two stairs and gruesomely broke her leg. Foot pointing the opposite direction, the works. They're at a BnB in the woods, no one is sure if an ambulance can make it down the road. My brother turned her foot back around (no idea how he did that) and loaded her up in his Honda Pilot. The owners of the BnB urged him to NOT go to the hospital in Branson, but to drive an extra 40 miles to Springfield.
And the upshot is that my brother didn't let the doctors in Springfield operate on his little girl either. They made her "stable for transport" and my brother pulled up at the clinic in Round Rock in 10 hours. They had done her knee scope previously.
Oh yeah, did I mention on my way to the hospital there was a shift change in ambulance drivers? Stopped at some BBQ joint I'm told.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
YSR, K4, Frosty, GM, Shuke, SLB2, Cos, Drifter, Tre, Thorn, Guster, Bogart, Zooks, TF, Bentley, Drifter, Fish, and others I'm forgetting,
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