GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[McJose]

Not really sure if Stu is a cad or not. Nobody is getting raped here. No need to hide your wife or hide your kids. It takes two to tango. For every guy that has a rep as a 'player' or whatever there are several women that went along willingly.

No problem with this at all. But why does every "oh, I'm so sad I lost my wife" then result is so much "that horrible #####" stuff? We have plenty of folks around here we praise for being the other guy, as well as guys we praise for running around on their women. I don't get it.

I don't think I've ever praised a guy for cheating or being the other man. If I have I just may not have paid attention to who was doing what to whom.

 

[McJose]

I just want to say that I respect Stu a whole hell of a lot more these days.

:awkwardhug:

Yeah. Now get your hand off my ###.

 

[krista4]

Now you guys see what I was saying earlier today? Some women (maybe of a certain age) are not going to approve. This happens and they'll try to keep their boyfriends/husbands from going out with their GB Stu.

Pathetic. Incredibly pathetic. And waaaaaaaaay beneath you, I thought.ETA: In keeping with the way you have changed, perhaps? Very sad for you. :(

 

[krista4]

Not really sure if Stu is a cad or not. Nobody is getting raped here. No need to hide your wife or hide your kids. It takes two to tango. For every guy that has a rep as a 'player' or whatever there are several women that went along willingly.

No problem with this at all. But why does every "oh, I'm so sad I lost my wife" then result is so much "that horrible #####" stuff? We have plenty of folks around here we praise for being the other guy, as well as guys we praise for running around on their women. I don't get it.

I don't think I've ever praised a guy for cheating or being the other man. If I have I just may not have paid attention to who was doing what to whom.

I would be very surprised if you had. But I'd also be surprised if you read the various posts especially in the Cage or in the VGF and didn't think the majority had done so. You're way too reasonable not to notice that.

 

[McJose]

Not really sure if Stu is a cad or not. Nobody is getting raped here. No need to hide your wife or hide your kids. It takes two to tango. For every guy that has a rep as a 'player' or whatever there are several women that went along willingly.

No problem with this at all. But why does every "oh, I'm so sad I lost my wife" then result is so much "that horrible #####" stuff? We have plenty of folks around here we praise for being the other guy, as well as guys we praise for running around on their women. I don't get it.

I don't think I've ever praised a guy for cheating or being the other man. If I have I just may not have paid attention to who was doing what to whom.

I would be very surprised if you had. But I'd also be surprised if you read the various posts especially in the Cage or in the VGF and didn't think the majority had done so. You're way too reasonable not to notice that.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Is this where we get the free Hams?

 

[krista4]

No problem with this at all. But why does every "oh, I'm so sad I lost my wife" then result is so much "that horrible #####" stuff? We have plenty of folks around here we praise for being the other guy, as well as guys we praise for running around on their women. I don't get it.

I don't think I've ever praised a guy for cheating or being the other man. If I have I just may not have paid attention to who was doing what to whom.

I would be very surprised if you had. But I'd also be surprised if you read the various posts especially in the Cage or in the VGF and didn't think the majority had done so. You're way too reasonable not to notice that.

Maybe you should go back and reread? That is, if you care about this bull####?

 

[McJose]

Is this where we get the free Hams?

I hope so.

 

[krista4]

Is this where we get the free Hams?

Why is the "H" capitalized?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Is this where we get the free Hams?

Why is the "H" capitalized?

I hit my shift key when I pressed the h.

 

[krista4]

Is this where we get the free Hams?

Why is the "H" capitalized?

I hit my shift key when I pressed the h.

But what does it mean????

 

[Running with scissors]

Is this where we get the free Hams?

Why is the "H" capitalized?

I think he meant hAms.

 

[Brady Marino]

Is this where we get the free Hams?

Why is the "H" capitalized?

I hit my shift key when I pressed the h.

 

[McJose]

Is this where we get the free Hams?

Why is the "H" capitalized?

I hit my shift key when I pressed the h.

 

[YSR]

Is this where we get the free Hams?

Why is the "H" capitalized?

I hit my shift key when I pressed the h.

Kind of an itchy .50cal fishsprayer finger, maybe?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Is this where we get the free Hams?

Why is the "H" capitalized?

I hit my shift key when I pressed the h.

But what does it mean????

"When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did"

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

itchy .50cal fishsprayer finger

band name.

 

[McJose]

itchy .50cal fishsprayer finger

band name.

Damn. Nice catch.

 

[Gadzooks]

Not sure if this makes me a cad or not, but I won free shots for doing the motorboat on the large breasts of an Oprah-look-a-like hooker on Bourbon street.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm pretty sure this was already covered over there.

I, for one, feel sorry for Stu. He's clearly trying to compensate for some unhappiness and emptiness by <um, sharing a sandwich with?> anything with a <um, sandwich maker?> that's halfway decent looking and willing to degrade herself for his gratification. Poor, dumb *******.

 

[YSR]

itchy .50cal fishsprayer finger

band name.

Damn. Nice catch.

Finally found my FF team name for the year.

 

[krista4]

Not sure if this makes me a cad or not, but I won free shots for doing the motorboat on the large breasts of an Oprah-look-a-like hooker on Bourbon street.

1. You should post more.2. "Cad" is not that hard to understand, and the fact that people want to eschew (Woz-word) the moniker only evidences a misunderstanding.3, 4 and 5. Let's call a spade a spade, or is that an offensive term?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would like to say I that I respect myself a whole lot.

(lubes up hand)

 

[krista4]

itchy .50cal fishsprayer finger

band name.

Damn. Nice catch.

Finally found my FF team name for the year.

Really? I could poop a better band name.

 

[krista4]

itchy .50cal fishsprayer finger

band name.

Damn. Nice catch.

Finally found my FF team name for the year.

Really? I could poop a better band name.

Oh yeah. just did.

 

[notme]

What the hell am I missing?

 

[Gadzooks]

Not sure if this makes me a cad or not, but I won free shots for doing the motorboat on the large breasts of an Oprah-look-a-like hooker on Bourbon street.

1. You should post more.2. "Cad" is not that hard to understand, and the fact that people want to eschew (Woz-word) the moniker only evidences a misunderstanding.3, 4 and 5. Let's call a spade a spade, or is that an offensive term?

Spade is not offensive. But eschew is.

 

[YSR]

What the hell am I missing?

I'm not really sure, but I'm just going to go pour another glass of wine in the event that it's needed. You?

 

[McJose]

So I had a wedding rehearsal earlier tonight. Very interesting. Cliffs:

*Everyone showed up 30 minutes late.

*Groom showed up in jorts and a tanktop. Had a Coors in a coozy and one in reserve. Pretty sure he was more than a few deep.

*Bride showed up in jorts, t-shirt, and a ball cap from an auto parts store. Oh, Bud Light in a coozy.

*Father of bride brought his dog (pitbull mix) and let it run around the outdoor venue.

*Groom and buddies were having his bachelor party right after. He said something like "if the stripper deosn't show up my best man has agreed to shave his legs and [cornhole] and give us a show." This was said right in front of all of the bridal party including his teenage daughters.

*Best man had a mohawk.

* Bride asked if instead of taking the groom's arm down the aisle if she could just grab his butt. Said he didn't mind "as long as I can do this" and grabbed her boobs.

Can't wait for tomorrow.

 

[kevzilla]

Not sure if this makes me a cad or not, but I won free shots for doing the motorboat on the large breasts of an Oprah-look-a-like hooker on Bourbon street.

"YOU get chlamydia! And YOU get chlamydia! And YOU get chlamydia!...."

 

[krista4]

Not sure if this makes me a cad or not, but I won free shots for doing the motorboat on the large breasts of an Oprah-look-a-like hooker on Bourbon street.

1. You should post more.2. "Cad" is not that hard to understand, and the fact that people want to eschew (Woz-word) the moniker only evidences a misunderstanding.3, 4 and 5. Let's call a spade a spade, or is that an offensive term?

Spade is not offensive. But eschew is.

 

[notme]

What the hell am I missing?

I'm not really sure, but I'm just going to go pour another glass of wine in the event that it's needed. You?

I drank 'til 5:30am last night...decided to take today off.

 

[notme]

Not sure if this makes me a cad or not, but I won free shots for doing the motorboat on the large breasts of an Oprah-look-a-like hooker on Bourbon street.

"YOU get chlamydia! And YOU get chlamydia! And YOU get chlamydia!...."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Not sure if this makes me a cad or not, but I won free shots for doing the motorboat on the large breasts of an Oprah-look-a-like hooker on Bourbon street.

1. You should post more.2. "Cad" is not that hard to understand, and the fact that people want to eschew (Woz-word) the moniker only evidences a misunderstanding.3, 4 and 5. Let's call a spade a spade, or is that an offensive term?

Spade is not offensive. But eschew is.

Did someone in particular do something in particular to rile you up or just the general feeling that most of us are ###holes?

 

[krista4]

Not sure if this makes me a cad or not, but I won free shots for doing the motorboat on the large breasts of an Oprah-look-a-like hooker on Bourbon street.

"YOU get chlamydia! And YOU get chlamydia! And YOU get chlamydia!...."

 

[Gadzooks]

I would like to say I that I respect myself a whole lot.

(lubes up hand)

I don't respect myself a whole lot.(opens up jar of peanutbutter and calls dog over)

 

[YSR]

So I had a wedding rehearsal earlier tonight. Very interesting. Cliffs:*Everyone showed up 30 minutes late.*Groom showed up in jorts and a tanktop. Had a Coors in a coozy and one in reserve. Pretty sure he was more than a few deep.*Bride showed up in jorts, t-shirt, and a ball cap from an auto parts store. Oh, Bud Light in a coozy.*Father of bride brought his dog (pitbull mix) and let it run around the outdoor venue.*Groom and buddies were having his bachelor party right after. He said something like "if the stripper deosn't show up my best man has agreed to shave his legs and [cornhole] and give us a show." This was said right in front of all of the bridal party including his teenage daughters.*Best man had a mohawk.* Bride asked if instead of taking the groom's arm down the aisle if she could just grab his butt. Said he didn't mind "as long as I can do this" and grabbed her boobs.Can't wait for tomorrow.

GB you for calling it a "coozy" versus a "hugger". Although, in my head I've always spelled it "koozie" or "coozie"

 

[notme]

Not really sure if Stu is a cad or not. Nobody is getting raped here. No need to hide your wife or hide your kids. It takes two to tango. For every guy that has a rep as a 'player' or whatever there are several women that went along willingly.

No problem with this at all. But why does every "oh, I'm so sad I lost my wife" then result is so much "that horrible #####" stuff? We have plenty of folks around here we praise for being the other guy (Stu et al.), as well as guys we praise for running around on their women (the nameless guy et al.). I don't get it.

I think Stu is dead on with his assessment. It's because the people here are our iFriends...we're gonna side with them in most cases, right or wrong.

 

[krista4]

Not sure if this makes me a cad or not, but I won free shots for doing the motorboat on the large breasts of an Oprah-look-a-like hooker on Bourbon street.

1. You should post more.2. "Cad" is not that hard to understand, and the fact that people want to eschew (Woz-word) the moniker only evidences a misunderstanding.3, 4 and 5. Let's call a spade a spade, or is that an offensive term?

Spade is not offensive. But eschew is.

Did someone in particular do something in particular to rile you up or just the general feeling that most of us are ###holes?

Read. Or re-read.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Not sure if this makes me a cad or not, but I won free shots for doing the motorboat on the large breasts of an Oprah-look-a-like hooker on Bourbon street.

"YOU get chlamydia! And YOU get chlamydia! And YOU get chlamydia!...."

HFS that's funny.

 

[notme]

So I had a wedding rehearsal earlier tonight. Very interesting. Cliffs:*Everyone showed up 30 minutes late.*Groom showed up in jorts and a tanktop. Had a Coors in a coozy and one in reserve. Pretty sure he was more than a few deep.*Bride showed up in jorts, t-shirt, and a ball cap from an auto parts store. Oh, Bud Light in a coozy.*Father of bride brought his dog (pitbull mix) and let it run around the outdoor venue.*Groom and buddies were having his bachelor party right after. He said something like "if the stripper deosn't show up my best man has agreed to shave his legs and [cornhole] and give us a show." This was said right in front of all of the bridal party including his teenage daughters.*Best man had a mohawk.* Bride asked if instead of taking the groom's arm down the aisle if she could just grab his butt. Said he didn't mind "as long as I can do this" and grabbed her boobs.Can't wait for tomorrow.

Bakersfield has a lot in common with Appalachia, doesn't it?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

1. You should post more.2. "Cad" is not that hard to understand, and the fact that people want to eschew (Woz-word) the moniker only evidences a misunderstanding.3, 4 and 5. Let's call a spade a spade, or is that an offensive term?

Spade is not offensive. But eschew is.

Did someone in particular do something in particular to rile you up or just the general feeling that most of us are ###holes?

Read. Or re-read.

I'm borderline illiterate, so that's unlikely.

 

[krista4]

So I had a wedding rehearsal earlier tonight. Very interesting. Cliffs:*Everyone showed up 30 minutes late.*Groom showed up in jorts and a tanktop. Had a Coors in a coozy and one in reserve. Pretty sure he was more than a few deep.*Bride showed up in jorts, t-shirt, and a ball cap from an auto parts store. Oh, Bud Light in a coozy.*Father of bride brought his dog (pitbull mix) and let it run around the outdoor venue.*Groom and buddies were having his bachelor party right after. He said something like "if the stripper deosn't show up my best man has agreed to shave his legs and [cornhole] and give us a show." This was said right in front of all of the bridal party including his teenage daughters.*Best man had a mohawk.* Bride asked if instead of taking the groom's arm down the aisle if she could just grab his butt. Said he didn't mind "as long as I can do this" and grabbed her boobs.Can't wait for tomorrow.

GB you for calling it a "coozy" versus a "hugger". Although, in my head I've always spelled it "koozie" or "coozie"

I've never heard "hugger"? But I did reread (note: Sacamano) when I saw "coozy" over whether than was correct spelling. Is this accepted nomenclature?

 

[krista4]

Not really sure if Stu is a cad or not. Nobody is getting raped here. No need to hide your wife or hide your kids. It takes two to tango. For every guy that has a rep as a 'player' or whatever there are several women that went along willingly.

No problem with this at all. But why does every "oh, I'm so sad I lost my wife" then result is so much "that horrible #####" stuff? We have plenty of folks around here we praise for being the other guy (Stu et al.), as well as guys we praise for running around on their women (the nameless guy et al.). I don't get it.

I think Stu is dead on with his assessment. It's because the people here are our iFriends...we're gonna side with them in most cases, right or wrong.

Well, OK, that is a very positive, non-offensive way of looking at it, damn you.

 

[Gadzooks]

So I had a wedding rehearsal earlier tonight. Very interesting. Cliffs:

*Everyone showed up 30 minutes late.

*Groom showed up in jorts and a tanktop. Had a Coors in a coozy and one in reserve. Pretty sure he was more than a few deep.

*Bride showed up in jorts, t-shirt, and a ball cap from an auto parts store. Oh, Bud Light in a coozy.

*Father of bride brought his dog (pitbull mix) and let it run around the outdoor venue.

*Groom and buddies were having his bachelor party right after. He said something like "if the stripper deosn't show up my best man has agreed to shave his legs and [cornhole] and give us a show." This was said right in front of all of the bridal party including his teenage daughters.

*Best man had a mohawk.

* Bride asked if instead of taking the groom's arm down the aisle if she could just grab his butt. Said he didn't mind "as long as I can do this" and grabbed her boobs.

Can't wait for tomorrow.

GB you for calling it a "coozy" versus a "hugger". Although, in my head I've always spelled it "koozie" or "coozie"

I've never heard "hugger"? But I did reread (note: Sacamano) when I saw "coozy" over whether than was correct spelling. Is this accepted nomenclature?

I think you just pooped another band name!!!

 

[krista4]

I'm borderline illiterate

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would like to say I that I respect myself a whole lot.

(lubes up hand)

I don't respect myself a whole lot.(opens up jar of peanutbutter and calls dog over)

My dog is mad at me and I'm sober.I think I'll pour myself a glass of wine.

 

[krista4]

So I had a wedding rehearsal earlier tonight. Very interesting. Cliffs:

*Everyone showed up 30 minutes late.

*Groom showed up in jorts and a tanktop. Had a Coors in a coozy and one in reserve. Pretty sure he was more than a few deep.

*Bride showed up in jorts, t-shirt, and a ball cap from an auto parts store. Oh, Bud Light in a coozy.

*Father of bride brought his dog (pitbull mix) and let it run around the outdoor venue.

*Groom and buddies were having his bachelor party right after. He said something like "if the stripper deosn't show up my best man has agreed to shave his legs and [cornhole] and give us a show." This was said right in front of all of the bridal party including his teenage daughters.

*Best man had a mohawk.

* Bride asked if instead of taking the groom's arm down the aisle if she could just grab his butt. Said he didn't mind "as long as I can do this" and grabbed her boobs.

Can't wait for tomorrow.

GB you for calling it a "coozy" versus a "hugger". Although, in my head I've always spelled it "koozie" or "coozie"

I've never heard "hugger"? But I did reread (note: Sacamano) when I saw "coozy" over whether than was correct spelling. Is this accepted nomenclature?

I think you just pooped another band name!!!

I can't help myself!

 

[YSR]

So I had a wedding rehearsal earlier tonight. Very interesting. Cliffs:*Everyone showed up 30 minutes late.*Groom showed up in jorts and a tanktop. Had a Coors in a coozy and one in reserve. Pretty sure he was more than a few deep.*Bride showed up in jorts, t-shirt, and a ball cap from an auto parts store. Oh, Bud Light in a coozy.*Father of bride brought his dog (pitbull mix) and let it run around the outdoor venue.*Groom and buddies were having his bachelor party right after. He said something like "if the stripper deosn't show up my best man has agreed to shave his legs and [cornhole] and give us a show." This was said right in front of all of the bridal party including his teenage daughters.*Best man had a mohawk.* Bride asked if instead of taking the groom's arm down the aisle if she could just grab his butt. Said he didn't mind "as long as I can do this" and grabbed her boobs.Can't wait for tomorrow.

GB you for calling it a "coozy" versus a "hugger". Although, in my head I've always spelled it "koozie" or "coozie"

I've never heard "hugger"? But I did reread (note: Sacamano) when I saw "coozy" over whether than was correct spelling. Is this accepted nomenclature?

What do you call the foam things that go around canned beers?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So I had a wedding rehearsal earlier tonight. Very interesting. Cliffs:

*Everyone showed up 30 minutes late.

*Groom showed up in jorts and a tanktop. Had a Coors in a coozy and one in reserve. Pretty sure he was more than a few deep.

*Bride showed up in jorts, t-shirt, and a ball cap from an auto parts store. Oh, Bud Light in a coozy.

*Father of bride brought his dog (pitbull mix) and let it run around the outdoor venue.

*Groom and buddies were having his bachelor party right after. He said something like "if the stripper deosn't show up my best man has agreed to shave his legs and [cornhole] and give us a show." This was said right in front of all of the bridal party including his teenage daughters.

*Best man had a mohawk.

* Bride asked if instead of taking the groom's arm down the aisle if she could just grab his butt. Said he didn't mind "as long as I can do this" and grabbed her boobs.

Can't wait for tomorrow.

GB you for calling it a "coozy" versus a "hugger". Although, in my head I've always spelled it "koozie" or "coozie"

I've never heard "hugger"? But I did reread (note: Sacamano) when I saw "coozy" over whether than was correct spelling. Is this accepted nomenclature?

I think you just pooped another band name!!!

I can't help myself!

Well, you are a woman.Oh, damn. Look what I went and did.