GM's thread about nothing (40 Viewers)

[UOFI_316]

I found this much funnier than it really is

Obviously they already know everything, so they can sleep when the rest of us would still be studying for whatever test they have.I do like the picutre of the "cute asian sleeping: who is wearing glasses yet has a pair glasses on the table.

 

[UOFI_316]

Love ice cream sammiches.

I could eat 3-24 of them

I added a 4th.

Can I have one??

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Love ice cream sammiches.

I could eat 3-24 of them

I added a 4th.

Can I have one??

Fax #?

 

[charvik]

Love ice cream sammiches.

I could eat 3-24 of them

Ice Cream Cake FTW.

 

[Marvin]

Oh, almost forgot. I think a parent may have heard me drop an F-bomb at school today.

This younger guy I teach with catches me as I'm about to leave for lunch. He wanted to ask me about this goofy little program a bunch of us have been downloading onto our Macs. We're standing by a gate that leads to the parking lot.

Guy: Hey, how did you get that alarm clock thing on your computer.

Me: I downloaded it and installed it...but you have to have the admin password.

Guy: Yeah, that's what I thought.

Me: I know the login and password if you want it.

Guy: Yeah, what is it?

Me: ABCAdmin and the password is [iT guy's first name] but don't spread it around.

Guy: OK, so you think I should do it? I won't get in trouble with IT?

Me: Nah, go for it. F___ the police.

Right then this mom, on her way to the office, comes around the corner. She didn't say anything or look at us but there's a 16 to 58% chance she heard.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Love ice cream sammiches.

I could eat 3-24 of them

I added a 4th.

Hell ya you did.

 

[UOFI_316]

Oh, almost forgot. I think a parent may have heard me drop an F-bomb at school today. This younger guy I teach with catches me as I'm about to leave for lunch. He wanted to ask me about this goofy little program a bunch of us have been downloading onto our Macs. We're standing by a gate that leads to the parking lot.Guy: Hey, how did you get that alarm clock thing on your computer.Me: I downloaded it and installed it...but you have to have the admin password.Guy: Yeah, that's what I thought.Me: I know the login and password if you want it.Guy: Yeah, what is it?Me: ABCAdmin and the password is [iT guy's first name] but don't spread it around.Guy: OK, so you think I should do it? I won't get in trouble with IT?Me: Nah, go for it. F___ the police.Right then this mom, on her way to the office, comes around the corner. She didn't say anything or look at us but there's a 16 to 58% chance she heard.

She probably just figured you were the town drunk.d

 

[YSR]

:cracksopenbeer:

 

[phishphan]

:cracksopenbeer:

:working:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I YSR.

Romo, you lucky *******.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Headed to Vegas. Peas.

I think I broke Vegas. Don't try and get a drink downtown, they're out.

They better reload. They have two weeks.

Where are you staying & getting in town?

Flight lands 8:45pm on 9/20. Staying at El Cortez, because if you're slumming it, you might as well go all the way.

Are you going with other people or just your hair?

So...............................I can go to Vegas again in November, for work, but all expenses paid for me and Mrs. SLB and honestly, I won't have to work all that much.

OR

I can trade it all for what's

<_< Y'all just jealous

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Thanks for all the Ts and Ps.

My friends and family must hate me. Only one of my GB's snuck some beer in for me last night.

YRS, please have one or twelve for me

 

[kevzilla]

Headed to Vegas. Peas.

I think I broke Vegas. Don't try and get a drink downtown, they're out.

They better reload. They have two weeks.

Where are you staying & getting in town?

Flight lands 8:45pm on 9/20. Staying at El Cortez, because if you're slumming it, you might as well go all the way.

Are you going with other people or just your hair?Just my hair.

We can hang as much, or as little, as you like. I go by myself all the time.

So...............................I can go to Vegas again in November, for work, but all expenses paid for me and Mrs. SLB and honestly, I won't have to work all that much.

OR

I can trade it all for what's

<_< Y'all just jealous

I am 17-23% jealous. The rest of me gets the impression that you need more time off than you've been taking.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Sweet tooth went into overdrive a little bit ago. Almost went to the store for some snickers bars or something, but clearly laziness was gonna win that battle. So like any fat kid denied his sugar, I was sulking and surly.

Couldn't go raid the stash in your windowless van?

 

[Mr.Pack]

So...............................I can go to Vegas again in November, for work, but all expenses paid for me and Mrs. SLB and honestly, I won't have to work all that much.

OR

I can trade it all for what's

 

[Hawks64]

Love ice cream sammiches.

These (scroll down to the Ice Cream Sandwhich)are the best Ice Cream Sandwhiches I have ever had.

 

[Mr.Pack]

The tat

I don't get it?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Thanks for all the Ts and Ps. My friends and family must hate me. Only one of my GB's snuck some beer in for me last night. YRS, please have one or twelve for me

I realize you have been a tad busy, but the correct range here should have been 3-7 beers.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

:cracksopenbeer:

CWish I could saalaam enough but I'm too sore from my golf debacle yesterday. So, I'll just nod toward Mecca every so often.

 

[Premier]

Man the skinny redhead chick on the Wendy's commercial is unbelievably hot. Can't find any pics though. :(

 

[Mr.Pack]

Morgan Smith Goodwin

Man the skinny redhead chick on the Wendy's commercial is unbelievably hot. Can't find any pics though. :(

Google is your friend

 

[cosjobs]

Love ice cream sammiches.

These (scroll down to the Ice Cream Sandwhich)are the best Ice Cream Sandwhiches I have ever had.

Those are good, but I more appreciate the brilliant simpleness of these

 

[Tom Servo]

I got stung by a bee last weekend for the first time since I was a little kid. That crap hurts bad.

I assume you'll fire up a thread about it?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Man the skinny redhead chick on the Wendy's commercial is unbelievably hot. Can't find any pics though. :(

I just thought this to myself and was wondering if she belongs in the chicks you find strangely attractive thread

 

[phishphan]

What the f is wrong with this cat?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

What the f is wrong with this cat?

Appears to be functioning normally.

 

[YSR]

FINALLY got an offer (and a good, clean one at that) on our house in Jacksonville about 5 minutes ago. :cracksanotherbeer: :steakandwinefordinnertonight:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Who signed up for my football pool as Scupper?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

FINALLY got an offer (and a good, clean one at that) on our house in Jacksonville about 5 minutes ago. :cracksanotherbeer: :steakandwinefordinnertonight:

 

[Bogart]

My mom was running 1.5 gb Internet and antenna tv. Just upgraded to 12 gb Internet and cable TV. Welcome to the year 2005, mom!

 

[mr. furley]

We've always had wasp problems at our house, and even though we've found a nest here and there we can't seem to get rid of them, and this summer they've been so bad sometimes going outside has become a non-option. We considered calling an exterminator guy but didn't because no. Yesterday my wife sees one climbing into this small hole in this ceramic bunny (probably a foot or foot and a half long and hollow inside) and says, I think they're in there. Last night I bring my two cans of raid out and look, and I can't really see in but I do see one wasp come crawling out so I'm like ok let's go. So I start blasting the raid into the hole, and all of a sudden wasps are staggering out of the thing like a bunch of 70s era pot-heads out of a van in the school parking lot. So I blast an entire can into that thing and when I'm done there are probably 12-23 dead wasps in our rocks. I figure I'll leave it and check it out again tomorrow (today). Today after work I approach and see nothing moving, just all those dead wasps so I kind of kick the bunny to see if anything happens and nothing doing. So I slowly turn the bunny over and see not one but two baseball sized nests under there, and there are still about 21-34 wasps crawling around but slowly and clumsily like drunks at closing time. I brought the other can of raid out with me and blasted the #### out of those nests (and then ran away like a little girl when one showed a little too much life) so I'm guessing when I check tomorrow there will bee around 44-67 dead wasps in our rocks and two completely wasted nests. I know, cool story bro and tl;dr, but you know what? #### those ####### guys.

21-34 and 44-67?a few dozen and 50-60 would have had more impact

the exact numbers really gave the story life, imo

 

[mr. furley]

Love ice cream sammiches.

I could eat 3-24 of them

 

[mr. furley]

Man the skinny redhead chick on the Wendy's commercial is unbelievably hot. Can't find any pics though. :(

we sure about this?

 

[cosjobs]

Man the skinny redhead chick on the Wendy's commercial is unbelievably hot. Can't find any pics though. :(

we sure about this?

I think they are still pining to see more of the "in band camp" girl.

 

[Osaurus]

Man the skinny redhead chick on the Wendy's commercial is unbelievably hot. Can't find any pics though. :(

we sure about this?

I think they are still pining to see more of the "in band camp" girl.

So elusive

 

[mr. furley]

where GM has been lately

 

[Mr. Pickles]

where GM has been lately

Uncanny likeness.

 

[charvik]

where GM has been lately

Uncanny likeness.

Glad to see that the tanning bed is starting to show results.

 

[urbanhack]

great cornole shuke!

 

[mr. furley]

great cornole shuke!

lol

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I found two five dollar bills on my short walk today.

In other news, my parents put an offer on a house about a mile away from us. They did the paperwork at my house. Dad isn't happy. My Mom must give a helluva a BJ.

 

[kevzilla]

Someone has to keep an eye on you, Bob. Or maybe it's the key parties.

 

[Gadzooks]

I found two five dollar bills on my short walk today.

In other news, my parents put an offer on a house about a mile away from us. They did the paperwork at my house. Dad isn't happy. My Mom must give a helluva a BJ.

I'd send a friend request but I don't think she's on FaceBook. Still waiting for Tanner's Mom to accept my request.

 

[cosjobs]

where GM has been lately

Uncanny likeness.

Good to see the new wife picking up where the first one left off.

 

[mr. furley]

where GM has been lately

Uncanny likeness.

Good to see the new wife picking up where the first one left off.

ool

 

[PV14]

will bee around 44-67 dead wasps in our rocks

Bee! Like a wasp! I get it!

 

[Mr.Pack]

Morgan Smith Goodwin

Man the skinny redhead chick on the Wendy's commercial is unbelievably hot. Can't find any pics though. :(

Google is your friend

Man the skinny redhead chick on the Wendy's commercial is unbelievably hot. Can't find any pics though. :(

we sure about this?

I think they are still pining to see more of the "in band camp" girl.

So elusive

You don't say.....

 

[Radio Free Homer]

where GM has been lately

Uncanny likeness.

Good to see the new wife picking up where the first one left off.

ool

 

[Frostillicus]

will bee around 44-67 dead wasps in our rocks

Bee! Like a wasp! I get it!

Finally.

 

[Marvin]

where GM has been lately

I bookmarked that under "marriage".