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Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Email I received today

He had an accident doing laundry last nite - He slipped & went down the stairs - He broke his HEEL on 1 foot, fractured his other foot & fractured 1 of his arms!!!He is currently in a cast, a walking book & an arm sling. He will probably have to have surgery on the foot with the broken heel.
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Ouch. This is one of my employees. How convenient is it for someone to break at least 3 bones right before the 2nd busiest week of the year? :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Oof. I broke my heel. That sucked.
 
We are on the bus to the airport and I've just been informed that we "will want for nothing" food-wise on the trip out but no one will answer my questions re: alcohol.

 
General Malaise said:
McJose said:
So I had a wedding rehearsal earlier tonight. Very interesting. Cliffs:*Everyone showed up 30 minutes late.*Groom showed up in jorts and a tanktop. Had a Coors in a coozy and one in reserve. Pretty sure he was more than a few deep.*Bride showed up in jorts, t-shirt, and a ball cap from an auto parts store. Oh, Bud Light in a coozy.*Father of bride brought his dog (pitbull mix) and let it run around the outdoor venue.*Groom and buddies were having his bachelor party right after. He said something like "if the stripper deosn't show up my best man has agreed to shave his legs and [cornhole] and give us a show." This was said right in front of all of the bridal party including his teenage daughters.*Best man had a mohawk.* Bride asked if instead of taking the groom's arm down the aisle if she could just grab his butt. Said he didn't mind "as long as I can do this" and grabbed her boobs.Can't wait for tomorrow.
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Hold on here....are you marrying this couple or friends with them?
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I'm marrying them.
 
notme said:
McJose said:
So I had a wedding rehearsal earlier tonight. Very interesting. Cliffs:

*Everyone showed up 30 minutes late.

*Groom showed up in jorts and a tanktop. Had a Coors in a coozy and one in reserve. Pretty sure he was more than a few deep.

*Bride showed up in jorts, t-shirt, and a ball cap from an auto parts store. Oh, Bud Light in a coozy.

*Father of bride brought his dog (pitbull mix) and let it run around the outdoor venue.

*Groom and buddies were having his bachelor party right after. He said something like "if the stripper deosn't show up my best man has agreed to shave his legs and [cornhole] and give us a show." This was said right in front of all of the bridal party including his teenage daughters.

*Best man had a mohawk.

* Bride asked if instead of taking the groom's arm down the aisle if she could just grab his butt. Said he didn't mind "as long as I can do this" and grabbed her boobs.

Can't wait for tomorrow.
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Bakersfield has a lot in common with Appalachia Oklahoma,doesn't it?
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Fixed
 
guru_007 said:
YSR said:
After a late night of GM's nothing, I woke up at 6:00 a.m. with a #### ton of nervous energy. See, I hate flying. I have a huge fear of it. It's not the flying, per se... it's the 30,000 foot plummet to my death. And even if there is no plummet, the whole idea of defying one of the MOST NATURAL LAWS is unnerving to me. So, this morning, I'm sending emails to my family and the BF's family, letting them know where the wills are located and all other pertinent details.Such a terrible way to start a Saturday.
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Alcohol is your friend :excited: it's really the only way to fly.I get slightly self conscious having my kids watching daddy throw back 5-10 screwdrivers at 7 in the morning, but they're used to it by now.
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I'm kind of the same way. I'll be pounding screwdrivers Tuesday morning.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
guru_007 said:
YSR said:
After a late night of GM's nothing, I woke up at 6:00 a.m. with a #### ton of nervous energy. See, I hate flying. I have a huge fear of it. It's not the flying, per se... it's the 30,000 foot plummet to my death. And even if there is no plummet, the whole idea of defying one of the MOST NATURAL LAWS is unnerving to me. So, this morning, I'm sending emails to my family and the BF's family, letting them know where the wills are located and all other pertinent details.Such a terrible way to start a Saturday.
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Alcohol is your friend :excited: it's really the only way to fly.I get slightly self conscious having my kids watching daddy throw back 5-10 screwdrivers at 7 in the morning, but they're used to it by now.
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I'm kind of the same way. I'll be pounding screwdrivers Tuesday morning.
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Ugh. We are on the plane now. Typical Delta plane with First, Business and regular class. Players are filing on now. We were given Chick-Fil-A as we walked on to the plane. No alcohol yet and on the bus here the BF told me that if I made a scene today we wouldn't be able to go on one of these again. So, probably no Xanax. :hifive:
 
I just caught up on the last 3 pages or so now, but I think Stu really knocked one out of the park a couple of pages back, as evidenced by the number of times it was quoted.

 
Wedding Update:

Starting 30 minutes late: CHECK

Bride almost not fitting into her dress due to her huge fake boobs: CHECK

Father of the bride's dog walking down the aisle with FOB and bride. CHECK

A very near fistfight between Groom and bride's stepfather # 2 BEFORE the reception even started: CHECK

So much more.

 
In the mid to late 90s I had two favorite bands. Pearl Jam and Pavement. Good, bad or indifferent there is a lot of PJ history. but I have never seen Pavement live...this changes tomorrow. Don"t know if I can express how amazing this is to me< but at it:s simplest< it is the final act of the 90s IMO

 
Tremendous Upside said:
Also have Chelsea v Blackpool at 11 ATCmon
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Pavement and a good EPL match (maybe)... it's a perfect day. Can't wait to hear about Pavement- also a favorite band I"ve never seen.
 
Tremendous Upside said:
In the mid to late 90s I had two favorite bands. Pearl Jam and Pavement. Good, bad or indifferent there is a lot of PJ history. but I have never seen Pavement live...this changes tomorrow. Don"t know if I can express how amazing this is to me< but at it:s simplest< it is the final act of the 90s IMO
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You know grunge music came around 20 years ago. Shouldn't it be classic rock?Happy Birthday Rose. Hopefully you aren't as old as TU.
 
Disco Stu said:
krista4 said:
Disco Stu said:
krista4 said:
Disco Stu said:
Now you guys see what I was saying earlier today? Some women (maybe of a certain age) are not going to approve. This happens and they'll try to keep their boyfriends/husbands from going out with their GB Stu. :confused:
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Pathetic. Incredibly pathetic. And waaaaaaaaay beneath you, I thought.ETA: In keeping with the way you have changed, perhaps? Very sad for you. :(
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Woah... that must not have come out right. Didn't mean to offend you.Acknowledgment of age is always risky but seemed relevant, since perspectives/attitudes seem to change with time. Maybe not.EDIT: Was mostly just trying (unsuccessfully) to tie this in with my post about last night in an attempt to justify my ridiculed complaint. Connection was admittedly flimsy.
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Not an issue of age. You might wish to re-read your post (ask Sacamano if you need help :) ).
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I've read it a half dozen times. Gonna need the help. :confused:
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Was hoping to come back after 24 hours and find this spelled out for me. Still shuked.
 
Tremendous Upside said:
Also have Chelsea v Blackpool at 11 ATCmon
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I just started watching on the DVR. How long does it take for someone to score the first... nevermind, game over.Madrid and Barcelona should be good later, right? ESPNdos
 
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St. Louis Bob said:
guru_007 said:
YSR said:
After a late night of GM's nothing, I woke up at 6:00 a.m. with a #### ton of nervous energy.

See, I hate flying. I have a huge fear of it. It's not the flying, per se... it's the 30,000 foot plummet to my death. And even if there is no plummet, the whole idea of defying one of the MOST NATURAL LAWS is unnerving to me. So, this morning, I'm sending emails to my family and the BF's family, letting them know where the wills are located and all other pertinent details.

Such a terrible way to start a Saturday.
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Alcohol is your friend :thumbup: it's really the only way to fly.I get slightly self conscious having my kids watching daddy throw back 5-10 screwdrivers at 7 in the morning, but they're used to it by now.
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I'm kind of the same way. I'll be pounding screwdrivers Tuesday morning.
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Filed under "Things that sound dirty but aren't"
 
Drive IMO said:
St. Louis Bob said:
guru_007 said:
YSR said:
After a late night of GM's nothing, I woke up at 6:00 a.m. with a #### ton of nervous energy.

See, I hate flying. I have a huge fear of it. It's not the flying, per se... it's the 30,000 foot plummet to my death. And even if there is no plummet, the whole idea of defying one of the MOST NATURAL LAWS is unnerving to me. So, this morning, I'm sending emails to my family and the BF's family, letting them know where the wills are located and all other pertinent details.

Such a terrible way to start a Saturday.
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Alcohol is your friend :thumbup: it's really the only way to fly.I get slightly self conscious having my kids watching daddy throw back 5-10 screwdrivers at 7 in the morning, but they're used to it by now.
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I'm kind of the same way. I'll be pounding screwdrivers Tuesday morning.
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Filed under "Things that sound dirty but aren't"
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It is the way I do it.
 
So my sister needs a cheap hotel room for a convention in October, Sun-Tues I think. Convention is at convention center. Anyone have advice? Sub-$50 is the definition of cheap. I found two, Best Western Mardi Gras and Clarion, both seem decent and convenient (walking to CC).

tia

 
wilked said:
So my sister needs a cheap hotel room for a convention in October, Sun-Tues I think. Convention is at convention center. Anyone have advice? Sub-$50 is the definition of cheap. I found two, Best Western Mardi Gras and Clarion, both seem decent and convenient (walking to CC).tia
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Something tells me this could be in New Orleans, but I'm no Nostradamus.
 
It's 74 degrees and sunny here in Qualcomm stadium. I have a nice tall Shocktop in hand and the Eagles/Lions just hit the over. :popcorn:

So very happy.

 
wilked said:
jplvr said:
wilked said:
So my sister needs a cheap hotel room for a convention in October, Sun-Tues I think. Convention is at convention center. Anyone have advice? Sub-$50 is the definition of cheap. I found two, Best Western Mardi Gras and Clarion, both seem decent and convenient (walking to CC).

tia
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Something tells me this could be in New Orleans, but I'm no Nostradamus.
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http://www.mardigrasinn.com/
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Ah. Jockey Club unavailable? I had no idea either way, Vegas or New Orleans, because I usually ask myself before looking for hotels at either place.
 
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YSR said:
It's 74 degrees and sunny here in Qualcomm stadium. I have a nice tall Shocktop in hand and the Eagles/Lions just hit the over. :moneybag: So very happy.
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If you are close enough to the Chargers bench yell at Ryan Mathews "you can't hide your Viking pride!" He'll get it.
 
YSR said:
It's 74 degrees and sunny here in Qualcomm stadium. I have a nice tall Shocktop in hand and the Eagles/Lions just hit the over. :cry: So very happy.
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Doesn't look like it'll be a festive flight home.
 
YSR said:
It's 74 degrees and sunny here in Qualcomm stadium. I have a nice tall Shocktop in hand and the Eagles/Lions just hit the over. :excited: So very happy.
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Shocktop any good? That's a Michelob brew, isn't it?
 
Ignoramus said:
YSR said:
It's 74 degrees and sunny here in Qualcomm stadium. I have a nice tall Shocktop in hand and the Eagles/Lions just hit the over. :mellow: So very happy.
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Shocktop any good? That's a Michelob brew, isn't it?
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Would calling you an ignoramous be considered a personal attack that results in a banning?These are the things I wonder after beer and football.
 
Tanner, my wife has you beat....

She's a photographer. She took a second job working for a company that brings photographers to the house to take pictures of babies, usually 4 weeks old and up. She travels all over Portland and Vancouver, hitting 6-8 houses a day, coming into contact with names that would singe your eyebrows.

Today, she went to a home to photograph a boy named Seven. No lie. Seven has 3 siblings, from 2 different dads it seems. Knox, Sage, and Kash with a "K".

So next time you snicker at a name like Karsyn, remember there's a new generation of screwed up parents and their delivering their wares to you in about 7-10 years. I pray you have a pension by then and can retire....

My god, these people are breeding. More than the rest of us. Screw Zombie attacks....or Vampire visits. When I'm old and dying, Seven is going to be changing my diapers and Kash is going to be deciding how much morphine I can have.

We're all Crunked.

YES, HAMMERED>

 
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