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At church for the first time in a year. At a Baptist church for the first time in a decade. Multi-screens. Twitter feeds. Orchestra. Technology every where. Not the church I grew up in.

 
At church for the first time in a year. At a Baptist church for the first time in a decade. Multi-screens. Twitter feeds. Orchestra. Technology every where. Not the church I grew up in.
:shivers:I was ritually traumatized by Southern Baptists for 14 years. cannot imagine returning without extensive therapy
 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Mrs. SLB bought this Elf on a Shelf thing. Good freaking night.
You think one's bad? My wife used to collect the vintage ones before this thing got popular. Imagine 100 of these creepy things strategically placed around the house at Christmas time.
We're watching you.
Holy ####. PV was just mentioning that people do this. And I was like "nobody does this". Then I did a FBGs search to prove my point and one of my #######mothereffing heroes is Mr. Elfshelf.
Dude, like I said, my wife used to collect these before we'd even heard of this creepy "elf on the shelf" thing.
 
Did some sex last night. :bowtie:

Sadly, that IS news. :bag: But, we're thinking about doing it again one day real soon, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

Oh, and the entire family fell in love with a Town & Country yesterday. Touchscreen, leather, multiple DVD players, lighted drink holders. I think the Malaise family finally has its Family Truckster.

 
A FB comment about a proposed gas station:

I am watching Sunset Hills become involved in yet another mess. As a residence living near the proposed IHOP that the neighbors fear is a cult like group I am very concerned about ethics.
:mellow:
 
Tommy Coy?
Sorry, tired. :lmao: Who is he on here? Seems to be a FBG based on our mutual friends, but I'm forgetting who it is. Am wondering because of message and friend request I received from a friend of this person.
He doesn't post here anymore, but I see him lurking. Nice guy. Facock or somesuch?
facook, I believe
Ooops, facock.
:golfclap:Well played, sir.
 
Tanner, how old is your son's girlfriend?
:goodposting: Also, you son looks way too cool to be your offspring. Leather jacket to a formal? Red tie? Social Distortion roadie? This kid either has a bright future as the next Trent Reznor, or he'll be helping the Betty Ford clinic stay in business. Here's to hoping for the former.
 
At church for the first time in a year. At a Baptist church for the first time in a decade. Multi-screens. Twitter feeds. Orchestra. Technology every where. Not the church I grew up in.
:shivers:I was ritually traumatized by Southern Baptists for 14 years. cannot imagine returning without extensive therapy
I agree. This place is "Baptist" in name only. Super slick presentation. Super positive message. Rock music. History lesson. I can sit and enjoy while letting my Dad feels good about me being here.
 
A FB comment about a proposed gas station:

I am watching Sunset Hills become involved in yet another mess. As a residence living near the proposed IHOP that the neighbors fear is a cult like group I am very concerned about ethics.
:mellow:
I agree with this guy. IHOP sucks. And waiting in line for 20 minutes to eat there sucks even more. Dorks.
What?
There's always a long line out the door for IHOP at the one relatively close to our house. Unless I can get a drink at the bar, I don't like waiting in lines for food. And IHOP is nothing special. IMHO. :shrug:
 
A FB comment about a proposed gas station:

I am watching Sunset Hills become involved in yet another mess. As a residence living near the proposed IHOP that the neighbors fear is a cult like group I am very concerned about ethics.
:mellow:
I agree with this guy. IHOP sucks. And waiting in line for 20 minutes to eat there sucks even more. Dorks.
What?
There's always a long line out the door for IHOP at the one relatively close to our house. Unless I can get a drink at the bar, I don't like waiting in lines for food. And IHOP is nothing special. IMHO. :shrug:
I agree but the boys like going there so I'll do it every once in a while. Never have to wait though.
 
A FB comment about a proposed gas station:

I am watching Sunset Hills become involved in yet another mess. As a residence living near the proposed IHOP that the neighbors fear is a cult like group I am very concerned about ethics.
:mellow:
I agree with this guy. IHOP sucks. And waiting in line for 20 minutes to eat there sucks even more. Dorks.
What?
There's always a long line out the door for IHOP at the one relatively close to our house. Unless I can get a drink at the bar, I don't like waiting in lines for food. And IHOP is nothing special. IMHO. :shrug:
I agree but the boys like going there so I'll do it every once in a while. Never have to wait though.
 
Went out to dinner last night and Mrs. SLB looked really hot. She had this gold sparkly top on and Shredder says "Dad, you have to feel this shirt!" as he attempts to grab her right boob. He got the quick brush away that I'm oh so familiar with and he then goes for her left boob with the same results. :lmao:

 
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'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Trying Banshee on Cinemax based on my dad's recommendation. His usual fare is crappy action movies and #### with rubber monsters. Basically the stuff Frosty watches.

10 mins in and I'm not sure what's going on, but the camera work is fun.
Good friend of mine is one of the "Moody Brothers" - in Episode One, he gets kicked in the junk quite gloriously.
 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Trying Banshee on Cinemax based on my dad's recommendation. His usual fare is crappy action movies and #### with rubber monsters. Basically the stuff Frosty watches.

10 mins in and I'm not sure what's going on, but the camera work is fun.
Good friend of mine is one of the "Moody Brothers" - in Episode One, he gets kicked in the junk quite gloriously.
Friend of mine is some kind of glorified extra/townsperson. It was all I heard about when they were filming in Gastonia. I think she went as far as to create an IMDB page for herself. :lmao:
 
When I was growing up, church was only an hour long. I know because my mom would drag my butt out of bed every Sunday by saying "you can give an hour a week for Jesus. he gave his life for you". Good salesmanship.But the last couple of times I've gone, church has been 90 minutes. Is that the new normal?

 
When I was growing up, church was only an hour long. I know because my mom would drag my butt out of bed every Sunday by saying "you can give an hour a week for Jesus. he gave his life for you". Good salesmanship.But the last couple of times I've gone, church has been 90 minutes. Is that the new normal?
If God wanted an hour a week from me he should made the week an hour longer.
 
When I was growing up, church was only an hour long. I know because my mom would drag my butt out of bed every Sunday by saying "you can give an hour a week for Jesus. he gave his life for you". Good salesmanship.But the last couple of times I've gone, church has been 90 minutes. Is that the new normal?
If God wanted an hour a week from me he should made the week an hour longer.
:wub:
 

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