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GM's thread about nothing (51 Viewers)

'flysack said:
Not to somber up the thread, but while we're talking crazies with guns, there was a great story in the latest New Yorker. It's about a professor who gunned down a faculty meeting in 2010. Everyone wanted to blame the insane conditions in higher ed, but it turns out she also shot her brother dead when she was 21...and got away with it. Sounds like a morbid tale, but it reads like a crime thriller. It's available online too.
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That issue also has a pretty interesting story on scotch (particularly Islay scotch) if you're into that sort of thing.
 
'flysack said:
Not to somber up the thread, but while we're talking crazies with guns, there was a great story in the latest New Yorker. It's about a professor who gunned down a faculty meeting in 2010. Everyone wanted to blame the insane conditions in higher ed, but it turns out she also shot her brother dead when she was 21...and got away with it. Sounds like a morbid tale, but it reads like a crime thriller. It's available online too.
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Apparently, when you read the articles online, the cartoon in the side panel is randomly selected. While reading page 7, I got this cartoon. :mellow:
 
'commisholio said:
'flysack said:
Not to somber up the thread, but while we're talking crazies with guns, there was a great story in the latest New Yorker. It's about a professor who gunned down a faculty meeting in 2010. Everyone wanted to blame the insane conditions in higher ed, but it turns out she also shot her brother dead when she was 21...and got away with it. Sounds like a morbid tale, but it reads like a crime thriller. It's available online too.
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That issue also has a pretty interesting story on scotch (particularly Islay scotch) if you're into that sort of thing.
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Was planing on reading that tonight. :thumbup:
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
Too soon?
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'Sarnoff said:
'flysack said:
Not to somber up the thread, but while we're talking crazies with guns, there was a great story in the latest New Yorker. It's about a professor who gunned down a faculty meeting in 2010. Everyone wanted to blame the insane conditions in higher ed, but it turns out she also shot her brother dead when she was 21...and got away with it. Sounds like a morbid tale, but it reads like a crime thriller. It's available online too.
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Apparently, when you read the articles online, the cartoon in the side panel is randomly selected. While reading page 7, I got this cartoon. :mellow:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: at both of these.
 
My company is finally out if the dark ages, and I got my work email set up on my phone finally while out here at corporate. This is going to be awesome beyond words, or the beginning of my ultimate demise.

 
Let's be clear here, Mr. Pack: You don't make me question my heterosexuality like Hack, or my dedication to moderation like Homer, or my sense of historical bearing like Tanner, or my devotion to nonviolence like Woz, or my manhood like Krista, but I like you, maybe because you don't make me question anything. Plus I love your stories about your girlfriend who fists herself.Edit: you're that guy, right?

 
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'flysack said:
Let's be clear here, Mr. Pack: You don't make me question my heterosexuality like Hack, or my dedication to moderation like Homer, or my sense of historical bearing like Tanner, or my devotion to nonviolence like Woz, or my manhood like Krista, but I like you, maybe because you don't make me question anything. Plus I love your stories about your girlfriend who fists herself.Edit: you're that guy, right?
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DID YOU VOTE IN MY JUDY BLUME THREAD YET???
 
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'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'flysack said:
Let's be clear here, Mr. Pack: You don't make me question my heterosexuality like Hack, or my dedication to moderation like Homer, or my sense of historical bearing like Tanner, or my devotion to nonviolence like Woz, or my manhood like Krista, but I like you, maybe because you don't make me question anything. Plus I love your stories about your girlfriend who fists herself.Edit: you're that guy, right?
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DID YOU VOTE IN MY JUDY BLUME THREAD YET???
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YEA I DID. I LIKE FRECKLE JUICE BECAUSE GINGERS GIVE ME WOOD!
 
'Frostillicus said:
There was a shooting at the Grocery store a half mile from my house last night. Some random dude just firing at cars. Killed a ten-year old boy and injured two other people. And last night the wife asked if I'd go get some wine, and one of the two places I usually go is right next to that grocery store, but I went to the other one last night. Wife's pretty freaked out.
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No chance it was a coordinated attack?
 
'Idiot Boxer said:
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'Officer Pete Malloy said:
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'YSR said:
Well, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises. :thumbup:
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Congrats. And I'm not even gonna make some tasteless joke like the one I typed and deleted. :thumbup:
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Your expert opinion is needed here.
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Never read her, but appreciate that she educates young girls about their hoo hoos and whatnot.
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I thought you did that
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Tales of a 24th Grade Pervert
 
Also, over the weekend, I made a purchase off of Craigslist of an item I've never purchased before. Winner gets the sleeping nude pics I took of Homer at Coshole.

 
'Limp Ditka said:
'Good said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
Too soon?
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Partial to this one.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:goodposting: :lmao:
'Bogart said:
Congrats on Romo buying guns.

And becoming an expert marksman over the weekend.
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:lmao:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
'Josie Maran said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Josie Maran said:
'YSR said:
Well, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises. :thumbup:
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Congrats. And I'm not even gonna make some tasteless joke like the one I typed and deleted. :thumbup:
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Your expert opinion is needed here.
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Never read her, but appreciate that she educates young girls about their hoo hoos and whatnot.
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I thought you did that
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Tales of a 24th Grade Pervert
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:lmao: Glad you're safe Frosty but I'm kind of used to stuff like that happening around here.

 
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