GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[Mr. Pickles]

He's back.

That cat needs to rethink this one. That boat's a gold mine.

You don't spend a lot of time around cats do you?

Not of that tax bracket, no.

 

[Frostillicus]

I really get uncomfortable when I look at socially awkward penguin stuff because too much of it hits too close to home. TRE knows.

 

[Frostillicus]

I watched Return of the Jedi with my son today (2.5 yr old). He really loved the lightsaber fights, any space battle, and the Rancor. Bored by everything else, including the ewoks, which I thought he'd love. Then I watched Boogie Nights (by myself). There are some boobs in that movie.

Did he like the first two Star Wars movies?

I skipped to this one because of the rancor. I don't think he really follows the plot so we should be good.

 

[Disco Stu]

I watched Return of the Jedi with my son today (2.5 yr old). He really loved the lightsaber fights, any space battle, and the Rancor. Bored by everything else, including the ewoks, which I thought he'd love. Then I watched Boogie Nights (by myself). There are some boobs in that movie.

Did he like the first two Star Wars movies?

I skipped to this one because of the rancor. I don't think he really follows the plot so we should be good.

HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THE PLOT WHEN YOU SKIP TO THE THIRD MOVIE!!1

 

[cosjobs]

I watched Return of the Jedi with my son today (2.5 yr old). He really loved the lightsaber fights, any space battle, and the Rancor. Bored by everything else, including the ewoks, which I thought he'd love. Then I watched Boogie Nights (by myself). There are some boobs in that movie.

Did he like the first two Star Wars movies?

I skipped to this one because of the rancor. I don't think he really follows the plot so we should be good.

HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THE PLOT WHEN YOU SKIP TO THE THIRD MOVIE!!1

Didn't Lucas make them in the wrong order?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I watched Return of the Jedi with my son today (2.5 yr old). He really loved the lightsaber fights, any space battle, and the Rancor. Bored by everything else, including the ewoks, which I thought he'd love. Then I watched Boogie Nights (by myself). There are some boobs in that movie.

Did he like the first two Star Wars movies?

I skipped to this one because of the rancor. I don't think he really follows the plot so we should be good.

HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THE PLOT WHEN YOU SKIP TO THE THIRD MOVIE!!1

Didn't Lucas make them in the wrong order?

4,5,6,1,2,3

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm lousy with Pepsi.

Damn it. I never buy the stuff but it was leftover from Easter.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

He's back.

That cat needs to rethink this one. That boat's a gold mine.

You don't spend a lot of time around cats do you?

Not of that tax bracket, no.

@ both of these.

 

[Limp Ditka]

He's back.

That cat needs to rethink this one. That boat's a gold mine.

You don't spend a lot of time around cats do you?

Not of that tax bracket, no.

@ both of these.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm lousy with Pepsi.

Damn it. I never buy the stuff but it was leftover from Easter.

 

[Abraham]

I think a boxer jist got killed on espn2.

He's moving a little. Knocked down twenty seconds in and twenty seconds later. Looked dead. Commentators going nuts over how ridiculous the scheduling of these two was; a lightweight contender and a Mexican who had never ever even left his hometown.

 

[UOFI_316]

Stryker, do your Brewers play drunk?? They started with a man on first and second, and ended with the guy from second on first base. How the hell do you manage to do that??

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Stryker, do your Brewers play drunk?? They started with a man on first and second, and ended with the guy from second on first base. How the hell do you manage to do that??

Practicing with the Cubs?

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!

 

[Frostillicus]

I watched Return of the Jedi with my son today (2.5 yr old). He really loved the lightsaber fights, any space battle, and the Rancor. Bored by everything else, including the ewoks, which I thought he'd love. Then I watched Boogie Nights (by myself). There are some boobs in that movie.

Did he like the first two Star Wars movies?

I skipped to this one because of the rancor. I don't think he really follows the plot so we should be good.

HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THE PLOT WHEN YOU SKIP TO THE THIRD MOVIE!!1

I can just fill him in when he has questions. I'm a good dad like that.

 

[bentley]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

 

[kevzilla]

Stryker, do your Brewers play drunk?? They started with a man on first and second, and ended with the guy from second on first base. How the hell do you manage to do that??

Practicing with the Cubs?

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!

Hey-yo!

:astrosfankeepshismouthshut:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

That sounds like a pretty awesome day.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

That sounds like a pretty awesome day.

He lost me at "out in the country".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW: The 15lb dog sitting under my chair just FARTED so bad I had to put the lower half of my face down the neck of my t-shirt. It's not helping.

 

[bentley]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

That sounds like a pretty awesome day.

He lost me at "out in the country".

We can't all be cosmopolitan elite like the good people of Bako.

 

[kevzilla]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

That sounds like a pretty awesome day.

Top it off with a visit to Southside Market. Where appetites go to die.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

That sounds like a pretty awesome day.

He lost me at "out in the country".

We can't all be cosmopolitan elite like the good people of Bako.

Exactly. I'm surrounded by "country". I do my best to avoid it.

I saw some horses the other day outside the redneck bar where they held my aunt's "wake". I had to go sit in my car for about 10 minutes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

That sounds like a pretty awesome day.

He lost me at "out in the country".

lol

It's all good. He's got whiskey.

Growing up, this place, was always REALLY far away. Now we live "past" it. My Dad took me there when I was Dylan's age. He rented a john boat, put me in it and then went to pay the guy. The boat however decided to drift away. Here I was 6, and all by myself out on this lake. I tried to start the motor with little success. I was "rescued" by another boat and my Dad and myself went about our day fishing. It deterred him from drinking beer for about an hour. I love my Dad.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

That sounds like a pretty awesome day.

He lost me at "out in the country".

We can't all be cosmopolitan elite like the good people of Bako.

Exactly. I'm surrounded by "country". I do my best to avoid it.

I saw some horses the other day outside the redneck bar where they held my aunt's "wake". I had to go sit in my car for about 10 minutes.

Masturbate?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

That sounds like a pretty awesome day.

Top it off with a visit to Southside Market. Where appetites go to die.

Kick the baked beans and I'm in.

 

[shuke]

I still can't figure out the love for Reddit either.

Yup

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

That sounds like a pretty awesome day.

He lost me at "out in the country".

We can't all be cosmopolitan elite like the good people of Bako.

Exactly. I'm surrounded by "country". I do my best to avoid it.

I saw some horses the other day outside the redneck bar where they held my aunt's "wake". I had to go sit in my car for about 10 minutes.

Masturbate?

I'm good. Thanks.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

That sounds like a pretty awesome day.

He lost me at "out in the country".

We can't all be cosmopolitan elite like the good people of Bako.

Exactly. I'm surrounded by "country". I do my best to avoid it.

I saw some horses the other day outside the redneck bar where they held my aunt's "wake". I had to go sit in my car for about 10 minutes.

Masturbate?

I'm good. Thanks.

 

[shuke]

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

What am I missing?

 

[Frostillicus]

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

What am I missing?

Whatever the opposite of brilliance is.

 

[shuke]

I watched Return of the Jedi with my son today (2.5 yr old). He really loved the lightsaber fights, any space battle, and the Rancor. Bored by everything else, including the ewoks, which I thought he'd love. Then I watched Boogie Nights (by myself). There are some boobs in that movie.

Did he like the first two Star Wars movies?

I skipped to this one because of the rancor. I don't think he really follows the plot so we should be good.

HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THE PLOT WHEN YOU SKIP TO THE THIRD MOVIE!!1

I've seen the movies hundreds of times and my son has me read a bunch of books with him, and I'm still not sure I understand what's going on.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

That sounds like a pretty awesome day.

He lost me at "out in the country".

We can't all be cosmopolitan elite like the good people of Bako.

Exactly. I'm surrounded by "country". I do my best to avoid it.

I saw some horses the other day outside the redneck bar where they held my aunt's "wake". I had to go sit in my car for about 10 minutes.

Masturbate?

I'm good. Thanks.

 

[cosjobs]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

That sounds like a pretty awesome day.

He lost me at "out in the country".

We can't all be cosmopolitan elite like the good people of Bako.

Exactly. I'm surrounded by "country". I do my best to avoid it.

I saw some horses the other day outside the redneck bar where they held my aunt's "wake". I had to go sit in my car for about 10 minutes.

Next time you're aroused by horses, rubbing one out in the bathroom is more discrete

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Taking JR and Yuke to visit a buddy of mine that lives out in the country tomorrow. Plans are to feed the neighbor's cattle, do a little chainsawing, and then go fishing in his stock pond. There's a pretty good chance that whiskey will be offered at breakfast. I can't imagine anything going wrong.

cos - The guy lives south of Elgin. If you want, I can ask him if he has any excess chickens that need to be murdered.

That sounds like a pretty awesome day.

He lost me at "out in the country".

We can't all be cosmopolitan elite like the good people of Bako.

Exactly. I'm surrounded by "country". I do my best to avoid it.

I saw some horses the other day outside the redneck bar where they held my aunt's "wake". I had to go sit in my car for about 10 minutes.

Next time you're aroused by horses, rubbing one out in the bathroom is more discrete

Ohhhhh....just a few minutes too late for the jerk-off joke.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

At one point in my life I wanted to be a rock star. A drummer actually.

reminds me of gettting a time machine and punching myself in the throat for now following through.

 

[bentley]

At one point in my life I wanted to be a rock star. A drummer actually.

There's a guy here in Texas named Cory Morrow who has a song called "Big City Stripper" that usually leads to this reaction, plus topless bra throwing. I've always wondered if that was his primary motivation when he sat down to write the song or whether it was just a happy coincidence.

 

[Limp Ditka]

At one point in my life I wanted to be a rock star. A drummer actually.

My parents put a guitar in my hands at age 6 and basically just walked away. Fast forward abouy 30 years and my kid, caught up in the Guitar Hero craze, says 'dad, I want to learn how to play a real guitar'.So I bought him one. I decided that I would teach myself with the book that came with the starter kit and, in turn, teach him how to do the same things I've learned. I would do this until he got past the fingers hurt phase then send him for lessons.

7 years later, he never picks up the damn thing and I pretty much play every day.

So when my parents come over, and I happen to be playing, I always give them crap about not pushing me to learn to play when I was 6 because I could have been a rock star if I started when I had the chance.

Dad, when he was still with us, usually replied with something to the effect of me being dead of a heroin overdose by now if that had happened and that he probably saved my life.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I don't get it.

 

[Thorn]

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

What am I missing?

Whatever the opposite of brilliance is.

Why am I not friends with sofa?

 

[Thorn]

"He fell on the knife" is now a solid defense. Noted.

She used said knife TO PICK A LOCK so she could get to him...THEN he fell on the knife. Suuuuure.

I want a St. Louis jury, when the time comes. <_<

I'll be happy to sit on the jury.

Thanks, GB.

Gonna make Tuaca Bombs with Wal-Mart-branded energy drink concentrate. WHO'S WITH ME?

Retainer. Just tried a case in Rockland, Maine this week. I think this makes me Stephen King Certified

Spoiler

won it

 

[Thorn]

BTW: The 15lb dog sitting under my chair just FARTED so bad I had to put the lower half of my face down the neck of my t-shirt. It's not helping.

this reminds me of a question i had for you regarding chat roulette. please pm me when you wake up. tia

 

[Thorn]

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

What am I missing?

Whatever the opposite of brilliance is.

Why am I not friends with sofa?

WAIT FLYSACK DID YOU DEFRIEND ME ON ON FACEBOOK? WHAT THE FCUK OVER

 

[Homer J Simpson]

"He fell on the knife" is now a solid defense. Noted.

She used said knife TO PICK A LOCK so she could get to him...THEN he fell on the knife. Suuuuure.

I want a St. Louis jury, when the time comes. <_<

I'll be happy to sit on the jury.

Thanks, GB.

Gonna make Tuaca Bombs with Wal-Mart-branded energy drink concentrate. WHO'S WITH ME?

Retainer. Just tried a case in Rockland, Maine this week. I think this makes me Stephen King Certified

Spoiler

won it

You always were, buddy. You always were.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I watched Return of the Jedi with my son today (2.5 yr old). He really loved the lightsaber fights, any space battle, and the Rancor. Bored by everything else, including the ewoks, which I thought he'd love. Then I watched Boogie Nights (by myself). There are some boobs in that movie.

I watched this with the Flaming Bird last night (tonight?) too. They appreciate more as they get older. Nowadays he's fascinated by Bobba Fett and points him out whenever he spots him in Jabba's Palace. To him that whole scene is like a bounty hunter version of Where's Waldo?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

lol

It's all good. He's got whiskey.

Growing up, this place, was always REALLY far away. Now we live "past" it. My Dad took me there when I was Dylan's age. He rented a john boat, put me in it and then went to pay the guy. The boat however decided to drift away. Here I was 6, and all by myself out on this lake. I tried to start the motor with little success. I was "rescued" by another boat and my Dad and myself went about our day fishing. It deterred him from drinking beer for about an hour. I love my Dad.

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

What am I missing?

Whatever the opposite of brilliance is.

Why am I not friends with sofa?

WAIT FLYSACK DID YOU DEFRIEND ME ON ON FACEBOOK? WHAT THE FCUK OVER

A. Yea, like Frosty said, the opposite of brilliance. I was hitting the Rasputin Imperial Stout and the Jameson (Tre> I'm learning) and bringing the funny on FB. Some friend of Sofa's must have interpreted my Pro Gay Marriage avatar as me being UBER LIBERAL I LOVE OBAMA!@# guy and started ranting about something Obama did. I shifted into fourth gear of Jackass Mode and it went all downhill from there. At one point I called Obama "Bush's black test tube baby."

B. Thorn> I must have axed you during some purge or other. I don't know. Readded with some makeup buttsecks?


Also>- why am I awake? I conked out at like 10 or 11 and then my stupid brain woke me up at 3am. Stupid brain.

 

[strykerpks]

Stryker, do your Brewers play drunk?? They started with a man on first and second, and ended with the guy from second on first base. How the hell do you manage to do that??

My Brewers started 2-8 and now they're 7-8. They "Drink Wisconsably"

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

What am I missing?

You're missing CC being a #### to Sofa and his friends.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Stryker, do your Brewers play drunk?? They started with a man on first and second, and ended with the guy from second on first base. How the hell do you manage to do that??

My Brewers started 2-8 and now they're 7-8. They "Drink Wisconsably"

>

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

What am I missing?

You're missing CC being a #### to Sofa and his friends.

That's not really how it went down, guy.

It was all fun and games and whatnot. A few laughs, a few high fives, no bruises or knife wounds.

 

[UniAlias]

Going to a casino at 5AM after drinking all day is a horrible idea. :(

 

[Guster]

BTW: The 15lb dog sitting under my chair just FARTED so bad I had to put the lower half of my face down the neck of my t-shirt. It's not helping.

Pet Farts (band name) are among the most horrific smells known to man. Between that and having to clean up thier poop, it makes me glad I don't have pets anymore

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Just got a friend request from CC. Unsure what to do with it in light of Sofagate. Advise?