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kevzilla said:
It is next to impossible to talk in your sleep with a CPAP mask ramming air up your nose. Just throwing that out there.
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Not true.

I talk on the phone if my daughter calls in the middle of the night with it on.

Sure I sound a little off (OK, a lot), but definitely not impossible

 
kevzilla said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Abraham said:
In my early 20's I had a set of bar-friends that included a fair number of dancers. One was an African-American girl named Latoya who was from Jasper, TX which is about as East Texas as East Texas gets. She was a theater major at UTexas and worked at XTC which was a fully nude place. Her shtick was that her name was Kristen and she was from London and, presumably due to her acting chops, she had the accent down cold and insisted on drinking Guiness and Heiniken while working. She had LOTS of regulars that came to visit her and bought it hook line and sinker that she was an English broad and not a girl from East Texas named Latoya.
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Dear God
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Oh, yeah. A gal stuck her nipple in my nostril in there once. :oldunsure:
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Is that what caused your hair to friz out?

 
Just finished the last episode of Breaking Bad, season 5.

The whole final 10 minutes I'm watching them all sit around the patio, having dinner, everything Green Effing Acres, and I'm thinking, something's going to happen, something terrible, Flynn's going to get shot, the baby is going to drown, something mess up is going to happen, this show NEVER ENDS HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

Then Hank goes to take a dump.

Yep. There it is. That's what I was expecting. :yes:

 
UniAlias said:
Stripper chat :thumbup:

Thorn/Kev/CPAP people, what symptoms did you have prior to getting checked out? I know I snore like crazy, and recently someone told me it sounded like I was gasping for air in my sleep. And despite getting 7-8 hours of sleep I'm usually completely exhausted and have to take a nap as soon as I get home from work. I figured it was just because I'm lazy, but maybe I need a Darth Vader mask to get sleep like a regular person. :kicksrock:
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All of the above.

Get tested, it can only help.

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
UniAlias said:
Stripper chat :thumbup:

Thorn/Kev/CPAP people, what symptoms did you have prior to getting checked out? I know I snore like crazy, and recently someone told me it sounded like I was gasping for air in my sleep. And despite getting 7-8 hours of sleep I'm usually completely exhausted and have to take a nap as soon as I get home from work. I figured it was just because I'm lazy, but maybe I need a Darth Vader mask to get sleep like a regular person. :kicksrock:
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Waking with intense head aches, acid reflux, waking up with taste of vomit in the back of your throat and dry heaving to get rid of it, waking up feeling like your lungs are totally drained and taking large gasps of air. Those were my symptoms. And my sleep study revealed 84 "events" in 90 minutes of sleep, which according to them was minor. Since the mask, no issues at all other than the occasional sore nose or feeling of suffocation if the power goes out. I'm debating looking into one of those mouth pieces instead of the mask, but I'm not sure how that works.
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Yep all of the above for me too. I tested out at 120 events in 60 mins, fairly severe.

 
GM> sorry for what you're dealing with regarding your sister. I have a bit of a family ordeal, myself. My SIL (Romo's little sister) has been on pills for the last 5-6 (?) years. It started when she dated - and then married - this guy (second photo). They have a 3-year-old son. She claims that she's clean now, and has since divorced him, but there has been evidence in the last couple of years that made me think she was using.

Things came to a head recently when I took a stand and refused to let her keep our daughter for an afternoon. Mr. YSR was pretty pissed because he thought it was somehow tied in to the hatred I have for his mother. It caused some real issues.

Turns out, my MIL found needles, spoons and Roxies (I had to look this up) about a week ago. Horrible situation, any way you look at it.

 
Mr.Pack said:
kevzilla said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Abraham said:
In my early 20's I had a set of bar-friends that included a fair number of dancers. One was an African-American girl named Latoya who was from Jasper, TX which is about as East Texas as East Texas gets. She was a theater major at UTexas and worked at XTC which was a fully nude place. Her shtick was that her name was Kristen and she was from London and, presumably due to her acting chops, she had the accent down cold and insisted on drinking Guiness and Heiniken while working. She had LOTS of regulars that came to visit her and bought it hook line and sinker that she was an English broad and not a girl from East Texas named Latoya.
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Dear God
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Oh, yeah. A gal stuck her nipple in my nostril in there once. :oldunsure:
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Is that what caused your hair to friz out?
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My hair has never been "frizzed". Never, not ever.

I said good day!!!11!!

 
k4> apparently Mayorga is a "bad man". This is per my husband. I don't really know what that means - or if you should be concerned - as he had to hang up the phone (unrelated) pretty quickly after saying as much.

 
Mack Brown is a nice guy. He's a man of the highest personal and professional integrity. He's also going to be unemployed before the end of 2013.

 
When the Manziel news broke, I quickly ran to SB and got a bet down on A&M under 9.5 wins, +110. Because I'm a dunce, I accidentally bet Texas, not A&M.

Guess that worked out OK. :shrug:

 
This guy never shuts up. Never. It gets to the point where you don't even notice it. I could add a sound to my sleep machine, next to "ocean waves" and "white noise", called "Mayorga" and it would fit right in. Only angrier.

 
Abraham said:
Otis - thanks for the heads up. I'm going to a wedding out in dripping springs or else id make it. How long are you here? In to next week possibly?
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I am usually reluctant to friend some someone in real life unless I already know them on Facebook.

 
O - it is highly unlikely that I can make it out on Monday night without causing marital strife but I'm willing to make it happen. What part of town are you staying in? Hit me up on the text at 512-963-0494.

K4 - Ypu can also feel free to write that number down and send whatever photos you feel appropriate.

 
YSR said:
GM> sorry for what you're dealing with regarding your sister. I have a bit of a family ordeal, myself. My SIL (Romo's little sister) has been on pills for the last 5-6 (?) years. It started when she dated - and then married - this guy (second photo). They have a 3-year-old son. She claims that she's clean now, and has since divorced him, but there has been evidence in the last couple of years that made me think she was using.

Things came to a head recently when I took a stand and refused to let her keep our daughter for an afternoon. Mr. YSR was pretty pissed because he thought it was somehow tied in to the hatred I have for his mother. It caused some real issues.

Turns out, my MIL found needles, spoons and Roxies (I had to look this up) about a week ago. Horrible situation, any way you look at it.
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Steakley activated his emergency equipment and the SUV driver sped away.

:confused:

 
The Texas football situation has me perplexed. I am now in bentleys side that Mack has to go. It isn't just the performance, it's the players he has missed out on like Manziel and Jamies. David ash and case McCoy have as much business playing d1 football as I do. When you think about it, it has been three years (or four?) since they had a blue chip qb. Makes no sense. The issue to me is that I don't know who they hire. Mike gundy? Charlie strong? Chris Peterson? Sabah? I don't think they can pry those guys away. Chad Morris maybe. Tough situation for the horns.

 
Abraham said:
The Texas football situation has me perplexed. I am now in bentleys side that Mack has to go. It isn't just the performance, it's the players he has missed out on like Manziel and Jamies. David ash and case McCoy have as much business playing d1 football as I do. When you think about it, it has been three years (or four?) since they had a blue chip qb. Makes no sense. The issue to me is that I don't know who they hire. Mike gundy? Charlie strong? Chris Peterson? Sabah? I don't think they can pry those guys away. Chad Morris maybe. Tough situation for the horns.
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Bring in Lane Kiffin.

 
"Good said:
Mexico's anthem guy >>>>> USA anthem guy.

Mayweather by decision -150 here.
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Mayweather by decision is what Mayorga pulled in this pool. I seem to have paid for his entry as well as a hot dog for him.

US anthem guy was awful.

Mr krista and I with biggest cheer for William H Macy. Everybody else loved Charles Barkley, and Denzel Washington because "he loves Jankees".

 
Mr. Pickles said:
Abraham said:
The Texas football situation has me perplexed. I am now in bentleys side that Mack has to go. It isn't just the performance, it's the players he has missed out on like Manziel and Jamies. David ash and case McCoy have as much business playing d1 football as I do. When you think about it, it has been three years (or four?) since they had a blue chip qb. Makes no sense. The issue to me is that I don't know who they hire. Mike gundy? Charlie strong? Chris Peterson? Sabah? I don't think they can pry those guys away. Chad Morris maybe. Tough situation for the horns.
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Bring in Lane Kiffin.
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His nearly-fossilized father would be a much better choice.

 
I'm sitting next to our friend now. He started pointing at me and speaking very earnestly to Andy. Looking to Andy, I heard, "I'd love to tell you what he said, but I speak Spanish, I don't speak drunk."

Then Señor Mayorga just patted his heart and then put his arms across his heart and said "amiga americana". I put my arms across my heart and confirmed.

Sorry if this is boring anyone but cracking me up.

 
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krista4 said:
I'm sitting next to our friend now. He started pointing at me and speaking very earnestly to Andy. Looking to Andy, I heard, "I'd love to tell you what he said, but I speak Spanish, I don't speak drunk."

Then Señor Mayorga just patted his heart and then put his arms across his heart and said "amiga americana". I put my arms across my heart and confirmed.

Sorry if this is boring anyone but cracking me up.
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Pretty sure you just married the guy

 
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