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[Tecumseh]

All day today I had been feeling like crap, kind of dizzy and out of it. It was very rainy all day, so it was a good opportunity to just lay around, watch ####ty football, and nap intermittently. The downside was that my daughter was going stir crazy. So eventually I tell her that I'll take her to a movie, even tho I still feel like crap. So this evening, still feeling out of it, I take her to see the new Percy Jackson movie (pro tip: wait for DVD). After the movie, my daughter wants to go to the water fountain, so as she does that, I tell her that I'm going to the restroom, which is directly across from the water fountains. I walk in, and this bathroom is huge, with a row of stalls on each side. I figure the urinals must be on the far end, and just head into a stall to take a leak. Since I was just pissing, I didn't bother closing the stall door. About midway through my stream, I suddenly hear female giggling behind me, and I know what I've done, and why i didn't see any urinals. I finish up, put it away and turn around, and there are 4 teenage girls standing there laughing at me. I excuse myself, mumble my apology, and haul ### out of the ladies room. I grab my daughter's hand to get the hell out of the theater, but it's slow going since she can barely walk from laughing so hard.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

All day today I had been feeling like crap, kind of dizzy and out of it. It was very rainy all day, so it was a good opportunity to just lay around, watch ####ty football, and nap intermittently. The downside was that my daughter was going stir crazy. So eventually I tell her that I'll take her to a movie, even tho I still feel like crap. So this evening, still feeling out of it, I take her to see the new Percy Jackson movie (pro tip: wait for DVD). After the movie, my daughter wants to go to the water fountain, so as she does that, I tell her that I'm going to the restroom, which is directly across from the water fountains. I walk in, and this bathroom is huge, with a row of stalls on each side. I figure the urinals must be on the far end, and just head into a stall to take a leak. Since I was just pissing, I didn't bother closing the stall door. About midway through my stream, I suddenly hear female giggling behind me, and I know what I've done, and why i didn't see any urinals. I finish up, put it away and turn around, and there are 4 teenage girls standing there laughing at me. I excuse myself, mumble my apology, and haul ### out of the ladies room. I grab my daughter's hand to get the hell out of the theater, but it's slow going since she can barely walk from laughing so hard.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

That place was so much better than Hooters, but in a seedy "hey, do you want to bang a waitress in the back room" kind of way.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

College football is dumb.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

All day today I had been feeling like crap, kind of dizzy and out of it. It was very rainy all day, so it was a good opportunity to just lay around, watch ####ty football, and nap intermittently. The downside was that my daughter was going stir crazy. So eventually I tell her that I'll take her to a movie, even tho I still feel like crap. So this evening, still feeling out of it, I take her to see the new Percy Jackson movie (pro tip: wait for DVD). After the movie, my daughter wants to go to the water fountain, so as she does that, I tell her that I'm going to the restroom, which is directly across from the water fountains. I walk in, and this bathroom is huge, with a row of stalls on each side. I figure the urinals must be on the far end, and just head into a stall to take a leak. Since I was just pissing, I didn't bother closing the stall door. About midway through my stream, I suddenly hear female giggling behind me, and I know what I've done, and why i didn't see any urinals. I finish up, put it away and turn around, and there are 4 teenage girls standing there laughing at me. I excuse myself, mumble my apology, and haul ### out of the ladies room. I grab my daughter's hand to get the hell out of the theater, but it's slow going since she can barely walk from laughing so hard.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

College football is dumb.

YOU'RE a towel.

 

[heckmanm]

All caught up after a couple days off for cataract surgery. Amazing the difference it made; I didn't realize how bad the eye had gotten. It was like the difference in my shower doors when I was single and new that I'm married.

Jesus, how old are you? One eye or both?

I'll be 50 in a couple weeks. I was the youngest person I saw there by 15-20 years. To give you an idea how bad it was, I was helping out at a golf scramble ("witness" on a $10,000 hole-in-one hole). I couldn't see the flag from 175 yards with just my right eye.

Left eye gets done in 2 weeks. It wasn't as bad as the right but now seems worse than the right eye ever was. Looking forward to being able to play golf again.

 

[heckmanm]

Is 6 beers too many to take a percoset on top of? I want to be somewhat functional tomorrow. My mouth is killing me. Also, I have this loose stitch that's driving me crazy, I think maybe it pulled through the tissue or something. Thinking of cutting it out. Upper left one.

Hope you feel better soon GB. Solid camera work there.

 

[heckmanm]

Is 6 beers too many to take a percoset on top of? I want to be somewhat functional tomorrow. My mouth is killing me. Also, I have this loose stitch that's driving me crazy, I think maybe it pulled through the tissue or something. Thinking of cutting it out. Upper left one.

YOLO

Also, YODO

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I never ever let #### like that go. Ever.

Why not?You people need to ####### relax.

Because people need to be held responsible for their outbursts, if you want to call me a ###### in line at Home Depot you are free to do so. But if I hear you I will confront you about it.

Just don't confront the wrong person. Especially in Texas where people are packing.

 

[krista4]

Coolness: Going to see Cornell's homecoming game today, Cornell v. Buknell.

The suck: It's Cornell v. Bucknell.

The suckier: It's a family venture, so the ole' BAC will be fatherly and responsible.

Uncoolness: Ratting people out at :e:

Yeah, I don't get this one at all. Lost all respect. Whatever you were trying to prove missed the mark. Fly, you threw a lot of people under the bus including me. Get lost.

Cliff's notes for those of us who forgot our e passwords three years ago?

 

[krista4]

Jesus, Bill, take better care of yourself or I'll send Julio up to be your nurse.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Jesus, Bill, take better care of yourself or I'll send Julio up to be your nurse.

2013 remake of The Odd Couple?

 

[krista4]

Jesus, Bill, take better care of yourself or I'll send Julio up to be your nurse.

2013 remake of The Odd Couple?

It should be PPV. I'd buy it. Ask Julio sometime about ecolodges. He had me in tears last night talking about them.

 

[shuke]

Coolness: Going to see Cornell's homecoming game today, Cornell v. Buknell.

The suck: It's Cornell v. Bucknell.

The suckier: It's a family venture, so the ole' BAC will be fatherly and responsible.

Uncoolness: Ratting people out at :e:

Yeah, I don't get this one at all. Lost all respect. Whatever you were trying to prove missed the mark. Fly, you threw a lot of people under the bus including me. Get lost.

Now what? I like flysack.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Jesus, Bill, take better care of yourself or I'll send Julio up to be your nurse.

2013 remake of The Odd Couple?

It should be PPV. I'd buy it. Ask Julio sometime about ecolodges. He had me in tears last night talking about them.

I'd be in tears just hearing hm say "ecolodges".

 

[krista4]

Jesus, Bill, take better care of yourself or I'll send Julio up to be your nurse.

2013 remake of The Odd Couple?

It should be PPV. I'd buy it. Ask Julio sometime about ecolodges. He had me in tears last night talking about them.

I'd be in tears just hearing hm say "ecolodges".

True.

 

[shuke]

All caught up after a couple days off for cataract surgery. Amazing the difference it made; I didn't realize how bad the eye had gotten. It was like the difference in my shower doors when I was single and new that I'm married.

Jesus, how old are you? One eye or both?

I'll be 50 in a couple weeks. I was the youngest person I saw there by 15-20 years. To give you an idea how bad it was, I was helping out at a golf scramble ("witness" on a $10,000 hole-in-one hole). I couldn't see the flag from 175 yards with just my right eye.

Left eye gets done in 2 weeks. It wasn't as bad as the right but now seems worse than the right eye ever was. Looking forward to being able to play golf again.

Hope the surgery goes well.

 

[Guster]

Coolness: Going to see Cornell's homecoming game today, Cornell v. Buknell.

The suck: It's Cornell v. Bucknell.

The suckier: It's a family venture, so the ole' BAC will be fatherly and responsible.

Uncoolness: Ratting people out at :e:

Yeah, I don't get this one at all. Lost all respect. Whatever you were trying to prove missed the mark. Fly, you threw a lot of people under the bus including me. Get lost.

Now what? I like flysack.

He intentionally posted things that he knew were supposed to be stays here, dragged Stu's name through the mud and insulted every :e: mod all because his feelings were hurtEta - I generally think he's a good dude too, but every once in a while insecurity or something like it gets ahold of him and the shadow side of his personality comes out

 

[FDAS]

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Yeah, pretty sure Pinkel was Keys.

This was very obvious but Cav and him did share a house in Vegas during WSOP one year so maybe he gave it up or there was some talented Mr Ripley stuff going on.

Gotcha. Oh well. Never met keys and the sig is schtick anyway but sucks dude is a shady cat.

You cornholed Keys in Tunica.

 

[FDAS]

Awesome quoting features

 

[Tiger Fan]

I ####in killed it at the roast

I obviously didn't do a good job explaining it in here, but it was a 40th b-day party for my friend's wife. We're all 34-35, and he married an older lady, so there was plenty of fodder there. Format was a standup comic (that I knew from high school/college) then the roast. There were literally only 2 people roasting, me and my buddy (whose wife's bday it was). As soon as the standup was done he called me up.

There were like 80 people, and I didn't know any of her friends/family, so it was a tad intimidating. Luckily I had plenty of beers, so that helped...I think I dropped a few too many f-bombs early due to my nervousness, but when I had the mic in my hand I channeled my inner Bentley and just let it go. I was ripping on everyone in the room (including myself) and I could tell I was rolling. After the night was over, the standup (who promotes a bunch of shows around town) came over and wanted me to go to open mic night and stuff. I politely declined, but it was nice knowing I did well.

If there's ever another GMTAN cornhole, a roast has to happen.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I ####in killed it at the roast

I obviously didn't do a good job explaining it in here, but it was a 40th b-day party for my friend's wife. We're all 34-35, and he married an older lady, so there was plenty of fodder there. Format was a standup comic (that I knew from high school/college) then the roast. There were literally only 2 people roasting, me and my buddy (whose wife's bday it was). As soon as the standup was done he called me up.

There were like 80 people, and I didn't know any of her friends/family, so it was a tad intimidating. Luckily I had plenty of beers, so that helped...I think I dropped a few too many f-bombs early due to my nervousness, but when I had the mic in my hand I channeled my inner Bentley and just let it go. I was ripping on everyone in the room (including myself) and I could tell I was rolling. After the night was over, the standup (who promotes a bunch of shows around town) came over and wanted me to go to open mic night and stuff. I politely declined, but it was nice knowing I did well.

If there's ever another GMTAN cornhole, a roast has to happen.

Well done, sir.

A GMTAN roast would last a year

 

[UniAlias]

So I killed it?

Uni, I would like to know where you guys play poker.

This for your cousin visiting town? Ever since the Indian casinos starting running games in Oklahoma I quit playing at a lot of the local underground games here. Casinos (Winstar and Choctaw) are about an hour away from DFW but the action on the weekends make them worth the drive IMO. I can ask around and see if some of the spots I used to go to are still around, but even those could be a little shady at times.

 

[UniAlias]

Wish I had gotten some pics from the concert thing last night. Apparently girls these days pretty much just wear underwear out in public. And the hula hoop phase is still going strong.

 

[T Bell]

I ####in killed it at the roast

I obviously didn't do a good job explaining it in here, but it was a 40th b-day party for my friend's wife. We're all 34-35, and he married an older lady, so there was plenty of fodder there. Format was a standup comic (that I knew from high school/college) then the roast. There were literally only 2 people roasting, me and my buddy (whose wife's bday it was). As soon as the standup was done he called me up.

There were like 80 people, and I didn't know any of her friends/family, so it was a tad intimidating. Luckily I had plenty of beers, so that helped...I think I dropped a few too many f-bombs early due to my nervousness, but when I had the mic in my hand I channeled my inner Bentley and just let it go. I was ripping on everyone in the room (including myself) and I could tell I was rolling. After the night was over, the standup (who promotes a bunch of shows around town) came over and wanted me to go to open mic night and stuff. I politely declined, but it was nice knowing I did well.

If there's ever another GMTAN cornhole, a roast has to happen.

Well done, sir.

A GMTAN roast would last a year

Isn't JimTan just one big roast?

:yodawg:

 

[wadegarrett]

Couple guys I know from high school are out in Vegas with friends. Supposedly one of them puked on Katy Perry Friday night.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

F'n flysack

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Coolness: Going to see Cornell's homecoming game today, Cornell v. Buknell.

The suck: It's Cornell v. Bucknell.

The suckier: It's a family venture, so the ole' BAC will be fatherly and responsible.

Uncoolness: Ratting people out at :e:

Yeah, I don't get this one at all. Lost all respect. Whatever you were trying to prove missed the mark. Fly, you threw a lot of people under the bus including me. Get lost.

Now what? I like flysack.

He intentionally posted things that he knew were supposed to be stays here, dragged Stu's name through the mud and insulted every :e: mod all because his feelings were hurtEta - I generally think he's a good dude too, but every once in a while insecurity or something like it gets ahold of him and the shadow side of his personality comes out

Thread?

 

[General Malaise]

Couple guys I know from high school are out in Vegas with friends. Supposedly one of them puked on Katy Perry Friday night.

Did Woz at least sex her first?

 

[bentley]

TF - sounds like a very cool night. Glad we could be of no assistance.

Headed to galveston for a conference at this very moment. Work travel on sunday sucks.

 

[Abraham]

I have a hangover. That is all.

 

[Mr.Pack]

All day today I had been feeling like crap, kind of dizzy and out of it. It was very rainy all day, so it was a good opportunity to just lay around, watch ####ty football, and nap intermittently. The downside was that my daughter was going stir crazy. So eventually I tell her that I'll take her to a movie, even tho I still feel like crap. So this evening, still feeling out of it, I take her to see the new Percy Jackson movie (pro tip: wait for DVD). After the movie, my daughter wants to go to the water fountain, so as she does that, I tell her that I'm going to the restroom, which is directly across from the water fountains. I walk in, and this bathroom is huge, with a row of stalls on each side. I figure the urinals must be on the far end, and just head into a stall to take a leak. Since I was just pissing, I didn't bother closing the stall door. About midway through my stream, I suddenly hear female giggling behind me, and I know what I've done, and why i didn't see any urinals. I finish up, put it away and turn around, and there are 4 teenage girls standing there laughing at me. I excuse myself, mumble my apology, and haul ### out of the ladies room. I grab my daughter's hand to get the hell out of the theater, but it's slow going since she can barely walk from laughing so hard.

I did that my first week at my new job 13 years ago.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I ####in killed it at the roast

I obviously didn't do a good job explaining it in here, but it was a 40th b-day party for my friend's wife. We're all 34-35, and he married an older lady, so there was plenty of fodder there. Format was a standup comic (that I knew from high school/college) then the roast. There were literally only 2 people roasting, me and my buddy (whose wife's bday it was). As soon as the standup was done he called me up.

There were like 80 people, and I didn't know any of her friends/family, so it was a tad intimidating. Luckily I had plenty of beers, so that helped...I think I dropped a few too many f-bombs early due to my nervousness, but when I had the mic in my hand I channeled my inner Bentley and just let it go. I was ripping on everyone in the room (including myself) and I could tell I was rolling. After the night was over, the standup (who promotes a bunch of shows around town) came over and wanted me to go to open mic night and stuff. I politely declined, but it was nice knowing I did well.

If there's ever another GMTAN cornhole, a roast has to happen.

So I killed it?

Uni, I would like to know where you guys play poker.

This for your cousin visiting town? Ever since the Indian casinos starting running games in Oklahoma I quit playing at a lot of the local underground games here. Casinos (Winstar and Choctaw) are about an hour away from DFW but the action on the weekends make them worth the drive IMO. I can ask around and see if some of the spots I used to go to are still around, but even those could be a little shady at times.

I meant online but I can tell you're scared of me. It's cool man.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Coolness: Going to see Cornell's homecoming game today, Cornell v. Buknell.

The suck: It's Cornell v. Bucknell.

The suckier: It's a family venture, so the ole' BAC will be fatherly and responsible.

Uncoolness: Ratting people out at :e:

Yeah, I don't get this one at all. Lost all respect. Whatever you were trying to prove missed the mark. Fly, you threw a lot of people under the bus including me. Get lost.

Now what? I like flysack.

He intentionally posted things that he knew were supposed to be stays here, dragged Stu's name through the mud and insulted every :e: mod all because his feelings were hurtEta - I generally think he's a good dude too, but every once in a while insecurity or something like it gets ahold of him and the shadow side of his personality comes out

Has the post been deleted? I can't find it anywhere

 

[UniAlias]

So I killed it?

Uni, I would like to know where you guys play poker.

This for your cousin visiting town? Ever since the Indian casinos starting running games in Oklahoma I quit playing at a lot of the local underground games here. Casinos (Winstar and Choctaw) are about an hour away from DFW but the action on the weekends make them worth the drive IMO. I can ask around and see if some of the spots I used to go to are still around, but even those could be a little shady at times.

I meant online but I can tell you're scared of me. It's cool man.

Oh.

Pop in the poker thread. I haven't played in forever, been too busy with other crap. Abe may still be doing it. Basically just playing in the Pokerstars free money games and direct PP to the winner.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I killed it?

Uni, I would like to know where you guys play poker.

This for your cousin visiting town? Ever since the Indian casinos starting running games in Oklahoma I quit playing at a lot of the local underground games here. Casinos (Winstar and Choctaw) are about an hour away from DFW but the action on the weekends make them worth the drive IMO. I can ask around and see if some of the spots I used to go to are still around, but even those could be a little shady at times.

I meant online but I can tell you're scared of me. It's cool man.

Oh.

Pop in the poker thread. I haven't played in forever, been too busy with other crap. Abe may still be doing it. Basically just playing in the Pokerstars free money games and direct PP to the winner.

 

[Guster]

Wish I had gotten some pics from the concert thing last night. Apparently girls these days pretty much just wear underwear out in public. And the hula hoop phase is still going strong.

big fan of the hula hoop trend... there were some dirty hippy girls hula hooping at a little event on the town square near me last weekend i had my daughter and she likes hula hooping, so went up and asked if she could try. nice easy in, but opted to focus on being a responsible parent so didn't manage to close that one. but it was fun watching what they could do with those hoops. :drool:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wish I had gotten some pics from the concert thing last night. Apparently girls these days pretty much just wear underwear out in public. And the hula hoop phase is still going strong.

big fan of the hula hoop trend... there were some dirty hippy girls hula hooping at a little event on the town square near me last weekend i had my daughter and she likes hula hooping, so went up and asked if she could try. nice easy in, but opted to focus on being a responsible parent so didn't manage to close that one. but it was fun watching what they could do with those hoops. :drool:

So this is a trend like deal thing. I still look for that girl hula hooping when I was walking. Good night man.

 

[General Malaise]

Hula Hoop shot vids have potential.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Wish I had gotten some pics from the concert thing last night. Apparently girls these days pretty much just wear underwear out in public. And the hula hoop phase is still going strong.

You've let us all down.

 

[Steve Tasker]

All caught up after a couple days off for cataract surgery. Amazing the difference it made; I didn't realize how bad the eye had gotten. It was like the difference in my shower doors when I was single and new that I'm married.

Jesus, how old are you? One eye or both?

I'll be 50 in a couple weeks. I was the youngest person I saw there by 15-20 years. To give you an idea how bad it was, I was helping out at a golf scramble ("witness" on a $10,000 hole-in-one hole). I couldn't see the flag from 175 yards with just my right eye.Left eye gets done in 2 weeks. It wasn't as bad as the right but now seems worse than the right eye ever was. Looking forward to being able to play golf again.

FWIW, you don't look a day over 40. Good to hear it went well.

 

[YSR]

Stupid Vikings.

 

[Osaurus]

Stupid Vikings.

 

[mr roboto]

Stupid Vikings.

I came in here to get away from the pain. Thanks.

 

[General Malaise]

We played Richardson right? Old unsure.

 

[Frostillicus]

Captain Q, Zooks, and GM still need to pay for survivor league. Let's go deadbeats.

 

[kevzilla]

Nope.

 

[General Malaise]

Sorry thought I paid. Paypal?

 

[General Malaise]

Paid you 9.83 on sept 6. Shortchanged you for shortchanging me. Shtick. Tanner has yet to pay. Zooks either.