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Girl 1: Those are new grades? Does that mean they've been updated?

Girl 2: No, they've been downdated

Girl 1: Your face is downdated.

Girl 2: Your mom is downdated.
The girl that said "your mom is downdated", we'll call her Sienna, just skyrocketed up my Favorite Student List.

We're watching a video about westward expansion. There's a segment on the Donner Party.

Some random kid says "So these people ate their relatives? A dad ate his kid!?!"

Now I make jokes all day long to amuse myself so I say "Let's not bicker or who ate who...this should be a happy occasion!"

Sienna says "Nice Monty Python reference, Mr. Malloy."

 
This morning I saw Dylan throw a snowball, and hit, the neighbor's car as they drove by. He was jumping up and down all pissing excited like he just won a free game at mini golf. Stupid kids.
this may or may not be related to the Simpsons marathon in the SLB household
Yes. this immediately came to mind. However I gave VERY explicit instructions that they were NOT to act like Bart Simpson.
oh well in that case, no idea why. Kids always listen to their parents.

 
TF> what's the hardcore PJ fan's official take on Sirens?
According to the FFA PJ Thread -

Song first came out - hmm, interesting, but not sure what to make of it

After some listens - this song has great potential, solid solo, but still, I'm not sure

After some more listens - wow, this song is pretty freaking good

My personal opinion - It's the best song on the new album and one of the best songs they've done in a long time. The lyrics are also pretty damn powerful. It's also my kids' favorite song, so that scores points with me. It will be a staple in their live show for as long as they will be playing.

If you like that, check out the next track "Lightning Bolt" - another very solid tune.
Thought it was dumb at first for some reason, but now love it.
:thumbup:

 
So that song "Timber" where Kesha (awful) sings and Pitbull (mostly awful) raps over hoe-down music (awful).... if you described that song to me I would tell you that I hate everything about it. Yet I don't hate it.

I cannot for the life of me figure out why.

 
The weird guy we hire three months ago had a birthday yesterday and still hasn't shown up for work. He also failed to call in. Shall be interesting to see how my management colleagues choose to deal with him.
This happened to me the day after my 29th birthday. Turns out I was in jail for a DUI.
Well, one of two things has happened. Either he's so drunk/hungover that he didn't bother to wake up and call in "sick." Or he's so drunk/hungover that he's in jail and didn't bother to call in "sick." In my more self-righteous days he would have already lost his job. Now, I'm open to seeing what the deal is. However, 27 year olds who spent two years in the army should probably be past the "I'm getting so ####ed up on my birthday that I'm going to miss work!" stage, don't you think?

As it is, and since he doesn't directly work for me, my opinion doesn't much matter. If my colleague does ask how I would handle the situation I will offer that I don't think he's a good fit for the organization and this is our opportunity to relieve him of his position.
When you're in jail, the "one phone call" thing is a myth, or so I was told by the kind folks in the downtown Atlanta jail when I tried to call to let someone know where I was. I wasn't allowed to make a phone call until 3:30 the next afternoon.

And before you get all judge-y about my being 29 and getting so ####ed up, my ex-best friend was my designated driver that night, but informed me at the end of the night that she had had too much to drink and asked if I would mind driving since my apartment was only 1.5 miles away. I wasn't of sound mind to say "no", unfortunately. :shrug:

 
Anyone needing a high-quality laugh:

Work

My blogging is going well, maybe too well. I am currently authoring 5 articles per week for two different blogs each.

One is about technology (right in my wheelhouse), the other about industrial chemistry (seriously).

Each post averages about 800 words, which basically means I am producing 4-5 typed pages of high quality, edited and source material every day of the week. It takes me about 1.5 hours per post.

The pay is excellent - I make 2x in a month what I used to make in an entire season as FBG staff, although I am writing a lot more.

They are asking me to consider writing a third blog.

The money is very interesting to me.

I could fit it in to my day, I'm sure.

The blog is for...

....wait for it...

a CPA and Personal Wealth Advisory Firm.

:bag:

We are through the looking glass people...
:lol:

I have a friend who was fired from her job in late 2012 and couldn't find another one, so a couple of months ago she started up her own business in...career counseling. I just bite my tongue every time she has another blog post giving helpful career advice.
Whenever I see a resume from someone doing independent consulting, I assume they are unhireable.

 
The weird guy we hire three months ago had a birthday yesterday and still hasn't shown up for work. He also failed to call in. Shall be interesting to see how my management colleagues choose to deal with him.
This happened to me the day after my 29th birthday. Turns out I was in jail for a DUI.
Well, one of two things has happened. Either he's so drunk/hungover that he didn't bother to wake up and call in "sick." Or he's so drunk/hungover that he's in jail and didn't bother to call in "sick." In my more self-righteous days he would have already lost his job. Now, I'm open to seeing what the deal is. However, 27 year olds who spent two years in the army should probably be past the "I'm getting so ####ed up on my birthday that I'm going to miss work!" stage, don't you think?

As it is, and since he doesn't directly work for me, my opinion doesn't much matter. If my colleague does ask how I would handle the situation I will offer that I don't think he's a good fit for the organization and this is our opportunity to relieve him of his position.
When you're in jail, the "one phone call" thing is a myth, or so I was told by the kind folks in the downtown Atlanta jail when I tried to call to let someone know where I was. I wasn't allowed to make a phone call until 3:30 the next afternoon.

And before you get all judge-y about my being 29 and getting so ####ed up, my ex-best friend was my designated driver that night, but informed me at the end of the night that she had had too much to drink and asked if I would mind driving since my apartment was only 1.5 miles away. I wasn't of sound mind to say "no", unfortunately. :shrug:
When I was in jail we got unlimited phone calls. :shrug:

 
Renting an RV to drive us and the four cats from Atlanta to Seattle: an idea I might not be able to resist.

Also, 'ninja, I meant to go back and reply to your post, but now it's pages ago. Not going to buy the house we had a contract on but am rethinking "buy v. rent" again. Before y'all think I'm ignoring good advice from HJS and others, I've spent a lot of time looking at apartment possibilities, and to get a decent 2BR in an area we want it will be $4000+ a month, plus parking plus huge fees/deposits for the cats. It's really hard to swallow that, and even if we did it's not exactly easy to find a place that allows four cats (every place I've seen that accepts pets at all has a two-pet limit).

We're going to head out again in a couple of weeks and look at apartments but also look at places to buy where I could just pay cash. Even if that's not financially the best strategy, not having a mortgage sounds very freeing and less stressful than a rent or mortgage payment. And if we decided to move, which I really don't think we will, we wouldn't be so stressed about selling the place since I wouldn't be under a mortgage.

Anyway, just a possibility.
I know you can find a nice rental house in the 3k range. We're in the 2k range and are in a good neighborhood with a decent sized house. 50% on top of that should be acceptable Krista levels.

 
The weird guy we hire three months ago had a birthday yesterday and still hasn't shown up for work. He also failed to call in. Shall be interesting to see how my management colleagues choose to deal with him.
This happened to me the day after my 29th birthday. Turns out I was in jail for a DUI.
Well, one of two things has happened. Either he's so drunk/hungover that he didn't bother to wake up and call in "sick." Or he's so drunk/hungover that he's in jail and didn't bother to call in "sick." In my more self-righteous days he would have already lost his job. Now, I'm open to seeing what the deal is. However, 27 year olds who spent two years in the army should probably be past the "I'm getting so ####ed up on my birthday that I'm going to miss work!" stage, don't you think?

As it is, and since he doesn't directly work for me, my opinion doesn't much matter. If my colleague does ask how I would handle the situation I will offer that I don't think he's a good fit for the organization and this is our opportunity to relieve him of his position.
Seems harsh.

 
The weird guy we hire three months ago had a birthday yesterday and still hasn't shown up for work. He also failed to call in. Shall be interesting to see how my management colleagues choose to deal with him.
This happened to me the day after my 29th birthday. Turns out I was in jail for a DUI.
Well, one of two things has happened. Either he's so drunk/hungover that he didn't bother to wake up and call in "sick." Or he's so drunk/hungover that he's in jail and didn't bother to call in "sick." In my more self-righteous days he would have already lost his job. Now, I'm open to seeing what the deal is. However, 27 year olds who spent two years in the army should probably be past the "I'm getting so ####ed up on my birthday that I'm going to miss work!" stage, don't you think?

As it is, and since he doesn't directly work for me, my opinion doesn't much matter. If my colleague does ask how I would handle the situation I will offer that I don't think he's a good fit for the organization and this is our opportunity to relieve him of his position.
Seems harsh.
Probably so. The thing is, this is a REALLY laid back workplace. Beer in the fridge, lunch brought in on Fridays kind of spot. But the culture works because everyone looks out for one another and makes sure the work gets done. If he'd texted or called or emailed this morning (or even last night) it wouldn't be a big deal. But he's the technician that works from 10-7pm, so now because of his unplanned absence the guy that got here at 7am is stuck manning the help desk until 7pm tonight, by himself, on a Friday.

 
I drank enough wine last night that the only thing I can think about this morning is the Cheesesteak I hope to eat at lunch.
I'm pretty excited to eat dinner tonight too. Fast ending after 5 days of not a single calorie. :pickle:
Do what now?
I haven't eaten or drank a calorie since Sunday at about 5. Today the fast ends. I'm excited.
I am not sure I go that many days without bacon, sausage or jerky- let alone any calories.On the minus side, it is friggin freezing and already a long winter here in Maine.

On the plus side, I have been catching brook trout like crazy through the ice and jamming them down my throat hole.
I didn't think I could either, which is a big part of why I did it. At the start, I left plenty of room for failure. As it went on it got easier. Kind of a cool experience, though after 5 days I'm a bit weary of it. You don't realize how much of what you do revolves around food until you stop eating it. Meeting a friend? You're grabbing a beer. Going over to a friends' house with your wife? You're eating dinner. I've caught myself opening the fridge on my days off out of sheer habit.

 
4 racks to rent a house for a month makes me a little twitchy
That's for a 2-BR apartment. Houses are sometimes more, of course. My friends in Ballard rent HALF a duplex for $2800 and think they got a good deal.
Buying might not be a bad investment idea in Ballard.
Looks like I'm a year late in all areas of Seattle, with those year-over-years. :kicksrock:

Renting an RV to drive us and the four cats from Atlanta to Seattle: an idea I might not be able to resist.

Also, 'ninja, I meant to go back and reply to your post, but now it's pages ago. Not going to buy the house we had a contract on but am rethinking "buy v. rent" again. Before y'all think I'm ignoring good advice from HJS and others, I've spent a lot of time looking at apartment possibilities, and to get a decent 2BR in an area we want it will be $4000+ a month, plus parking plus huge fees/deposits for the cats. It's really hard to swallow that, and even if we did it's not exactly easy to find a place that allows four cats (every place I've seen that accepts pets at all has a two-pet limit).

We're going to head out again in a couple of weeks and look at apartments but also look at places to buy where I could just pay cash. Even if that's not financially the best strategy, not having a mortgage sounds very freeing and less stressful than a rent or mortgage payment. And if we decided to move, which I really don't think we will, we wouldn't be so stressed about selling the place since I wouldn't be under a mortgage.

Anyway, just a possibility.
I know you can find a nice rental house in the 3k range. We're in the 2k range and are in a good neighborhood with a decent sized house. 50% on top of that should be acceptable Krista levels.
Believe me, I've been looking. It wouldn't surprise anyone, I'm sure, to know I've looked at thousands of listings. Aren't you in the 'burbs? (I'm just making an assumption there, based on the kids--sorry if wrong.) City core and even Ballard which is a little father from the center are just crazy expensive.

 
I drank enough wine last night that the only thing I can think about this morning is the Cheesesteak I hope to eat at lunch.
I'm pretty excited to eat dinner tonight too. Fast ending after 5 days of not a single calorie. :pickle:
Do what now?
I haven't eaten or drank a calorie since Sunday at about 5. Today the fast ends. I'm excited.
I am not sure I go that many days without bacon, sausage or jerky- let alone any calories.On the minus side, it is friggin freezing and already a long winter here in Maine.

On the plus side, I have been catching brook trout like crazy through the ice and jamming them down my throat hole.
I didn't think I could either, which is a big part of why I did it. At the start, I left plenty of room for failure. As it went on it got easier. Kind of a cool experience, though after 5 days I'm a bit weary of it. You don't realize how much of what you do revolves around food until you stop eating it. Meeting a friend? You're grabbing a beer. Going over to a friends' house with your wife? You're eating dinner. I've caught myself opening the fridge on my days off out of sheer habit.
I did the lemonade almost-fast a couple of times and found this the hardest part by far, too. It wasn't a hunger problem so much as the habit and the social aspects of food and drink.

 
4 racks to rent a house for a month makes me a little twitchy
That's for a 2-BR apartment. Houses are sometimes more, of course. My friends in Ballard rent HALF a duplex for $2800 and think they got a good deal.
Buying might not be a bad investment idea in Ballard.
Looks like I'm a year late in all areas of Seattle, with those year-over-years. :kicksrock:

Renting an RV to drive us and the four cats from Atlanta to Seattle: an idea I might not be able to resist.

Also, 'ninja, I meant to go back and reply to your post, but now it's pages ago. Not going to buy the house we had a contract on but am rethinking "buy v. rent" again. Before y'all think I'm ignoring good advice from HJS and others, I've spent a lot of time looking at apartment possibilities, and to get a decent 2BR in an area we want it will be $4000+ a month, plus parking plus huge fees/deposits for the cats. It's really hard to swallow that, and even if we did it's not exactly easy to find a place that allows four cats (every place I've seen that accepts pets at all has a two-pet limit).

We're going to head out again in a couple of weeks and look at apartments but also look at places to buy where I could just pay cash. Even if that's not financially the best strategy, not having a mortgage sounds very freeing and less stressful than a rent or mortgage payment. And if we decided to move, which I really don't think we will, we wouldn't be so stressed about selling the place since I wouldn't be under a mortgage.

Anyway, just a possibility.
I know you can find a nice rental house in the 3k range. We're in the 2k range and are in a good neighborhood with a decent sized house. 50% on top of that should be acceptable Krista levels.
Believe me, I've been looking. It wouldn't surprise anyone, I'm sure, to know I've looked at thousands of listings. Aren't you in the 'burbs? (I'm just making an assumption there, based on the kids--sorry if wrong.) City core and even Ballard which is a little father from the center are just crazy expensive.
I'm in West Seattle near Lincoln Park. My wife pretty much looked on Craigslist every day for a month and we looked and signed on this place within 2 hours of it being posted.

 
Girl 1: Those are new grades? Does that mean they've been updated?

Girl 2: No, they've been downdated

Girl 1: Your face is downdated.

Girl 2: Your mom is downdated.
The girl that said "your mom is downdated", we'll call her Sienna, just skyrocketed up my Favorite Student List.

We're watching a video about westward expansion. There's a segment on the Donner Party.

Some random kid says "So these people ate their relatives? A dad ate his kid!?!"

Now I make jokes all day long to amuse myself so I say "Let's not bicker or who ate who...this should be a happy occasion!"

Sienna says "Nice Monty Python reference, Mr. Malloy."
Would smash.

 
Girl 1: Those are new grades? Does that mean they've been updated?

Girl 2: No, they've been downdated

Girl 1: Your face is downdated.

Girl 2: Your mom is downdated.
The girl that said "your mom is downdated", we'll call her Sienna, just skyrocketed up my Favorite Student List.

We're watching a video about westward expansion. There's a segment on the Donner Party.

Some random kid says "So these people ate their relatives? A dad ate his kid!?!"

Now I make jokes all day long to amuse myself so I say "Let's not bicker or who ate who...this should be a happy occasion!"

Sienna says "Nice Monty Python reference, Mr. Malloy."
Would smash.
If only her dad owned a bar...

 
TF> what's the hardcore PJ fan's official take on Sirens?
According to the FFA PJ Thread -

Song first came out - hmm, interesting, but not sure what to make of it

After some listens - this song has great potential, solid solo, but still, I'm not sure

After some more listens - wow, this song is pretty freaking good

My personal opinion - It's the best song on the new album and one of the best songs they've done in a long time. The lyrics are also pretty damn powerful. It's also my kids' favorite song, so that scores points with me. It will be a staple in their live show for as long as they will be playing.

If you like that, check out the next track "Lightning Bolt" - another very solid tune.
Thought it was dumb at first for some reason, but now love it.
Sirens and Lightning Bolt are both good.

Let the Records Play is the new "song to go to take a leak/stand in the beer line" live song.

 
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Krista -

As reference (I'm not going to post my current address) this is where we lived the first year we were here. We moved for a variety of reasons, including that the setup was not very kid friendly (very couple friendly).

 
So that song "Timber" where Kesha (awful) sings and Pitbull (mostly awful) raps over hoe-down music (awful).... if you described that song to me I would tell you that I hate everything about it. Yet I don't hate it.

I cannot for the life of me figure out why.
I like this. :shrug:

The weird guy we hire three months ago had a birthday yesterday and still hasn't shown up for work. He also failed to call in. Shall be interesting to see how my management colleagues choose to deal with him.
This happened to me the day after my 29th birthday. Turns out I was in jail for a DUI.
:lmao: :Lmao: Not laughing at your situation GB, at your post.

I was talking about Chappy Quiddick. He's a poster on another board.
:lmao:

 
Girl 1: Those are new grades? Does that mean they've been updated?

Girl 2: No, they've been downdated

Girl 1: Your face is downdated.

Girl 2: Your mom is downdated.
The girl that said "your mom is downdated", we'll call her Sienna, just skyrocketed up my Favorite Student List.

We're watching a video about westward expansion. There's a segment on the Donner Party.

Some random kid says "So these people ate their relatives? A dad ate his kid!?!"

Now I make jokes all day long to amuse myself so I say "Let's not bicker or who ate who...this should be a happy occasion!"

Sienna says "Nice Monty Python reference, Mr. Malloy."
Would smash.
If only her dad owned a bar...
If there were such a thing as too perfect...

 
4 racks to rent a house for a month makes me a little twitchy
That's for a 2-BR apartment. Houses are sometimes more, of course. My friends in Ballard rent HALF a duplex for $2800 and think they got a good deal.
Buying might not be a bad investment idea in Ballard.
Looks like I'm a year late in all areas of Seattle, with those year-over-years. :kicksrock:

Renting an RV to drive us and the four cats from Atlanta to Seattle: an idea I might not be able to resist.

Also, 'ninja, I meant to go back and reply to your post, but now it's pages ago. Not going to buy the house we had a contract on but am rethinking "buy v. rent" again. Before y'all think I'm ignoring good advice from HJS and others, I've spent a lot of time looking at apartment possibilities, and to get a decent 2BR in an area we want it will be $4000+ a month, plus parking plus huge fees/deposits for the cats. It's really hard to swallow that, and even if we did it's not exactly easy to find a place that allows four cats (every place I've seen that accepts pets at all has a two-pet limit).

We're going to head out again in a couple of weeks and look at apartments but also look at places to buy where I could just pay cash. Even if that's not financially the best strategy, not having a mortgage sounds very freeing and less stressful than a rent or mortgage payment. And if we decided to move, which I really don't think we will, we wouldn't be so stressed about selling the place since I wouldn't be under a mortgage.

Anyway, just a possibility.
I know you can find a nice rental house in the 3k range. We're in the 2k range and are in a good neighborhood with a decent sized house. 50% on top of that should be acceptable Krista levels.
Believe me, I've been looking. It wouldn't surprise anyone, I'm sure, to know I've looked at thousands of listings. Aren't you in the 'burbs? (I'm just making an assumption there, based on the kids--sorry if wrong.) City core and even Ballard which is a little father from the center are just crazy expensive.
I'm in West Seattle near Lincoln Park. My wife pretty much looked on Craigslist every day for a month and we looked and signed on this place within 2 hours of it being posted.
LOVE West Seattle. We would consider it but feel like being new to the area we need to be in more of the "action" to begin with, places with a very high walk score.

I've been doing essentially what your wife is doing; hopefully it will work out. Tough not being right there to check out a place immediately, though. We're coming back in Jan. 24 to try to nail something down, whether a rental or purchase.

 
OK, the "Simpsons on the couch" pic - bricks??
:lmao:
Was this ever answered, because I didn't get it, either.

Not the Mallrats reference, but the original pic heckmann is referring to.
pic

You guys have never seen any of the "casting couch" porn vids?
Where would one find such videos if so inclined?
On the inter####ingnet

 
I just spent an hour discussing the new Tinkerbell movie at work for work purposes. My job is no guster's meditation lab, but sometimes it's pretty fun.
I'm analyzing marijuana stocks.
They have that now?
Oh yeah. Hell, you might be interested in this sector as almost all stocks are under a dollar.
I'll buy three shares please. Maybe pick up a couple more tomorrow.

 
Funny ish story. I go in mens room and two guys are talking prostrate. One guy looks me and says how bout you, you get the fingers up your ### yet? I said "by a doctor or for fun?" They laughed and then bought me a shot.

Hot young waitress seems confused I keep saying "KEEP ME COMING".Unrelated, Toto was under rated band.
They were laying down in the bathroom?
An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day
Shouldn't this say you've reached your limit of positive votes? A quota would be the minimum number you should be doing per day, not the maximum.

Somebody get on this, and while you're changing the message, GET RID OF THE STINKING LIMIT!!

 

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