GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[proninja]

If a location change is required for Mrs Drifter, I'm game

 

[luvugheys]

Mrs. SLB's GB is getting a divorce. Sad for sure, kids are involved. Here's what I don't understand. SHE MARRIED A GUY IN THE NAVY. He's gone like 10.5 months out of the year. Now she's sad that they have grown apart. The daughter of a GB did this a couple of years ago too. I think he hopped on a sub 2 days after they got married, was gone for six months got leave or whatever for a month, then was gone for six months again. Why even bother? People are stupid.

What is GB?

 

[krista4]

If a location change is required for Mrs Drifter, I'm game

Yeah, we're up for whatever.

 

[T Bell]

I think I may have found the next Mrs. Fish.

Click on the "Are our lives in Jeopardy" video. Tears.

Jesus, how many cats will she own in her life before they eat her?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Sitting at the tot lot drinking a beer watching my daughter play with her friend. Good times

Shelby better watch herself!!

 

[T Bell]

Sitting at the tot lot drinking a beer watching my daughter play with her friend. Good times

Shelby better watch herself!!

What container's your beer in?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB's GB is getting a divorce. Sad for sure, kids are involved. Here's what I don't understand. SHE MARRIED A GUY IN THE NAVY. He's gone like 10.5 months out of the year. Now she's sad that they have grown apart. The daughter of a GB did this a couple of years ago too. I think he hopped on a sub 2 days after they got married, was gone for six months got leave or whatever for a month, then was gone for six months again. Why even bother? People are stupid.

What is GB?

good buddy

I think I may have found the next Mrs. Fish.

Click on the "Are our lives in Jeopardy" video. Tears.

Jesus, how many cats will she own in her life before they eat her?

She's a cute broad. Obviously smart. Obviously insane.

 

[mr roboto]

Mrs. SLB's GB is getting a divorce. Sad for sure, kids are involved. Here's what I don't understand. SHE MARRIED A GUY IN THE NAVY. He's gone like 10.5 months out of the year. Now she's sad that they have grown apart. The daughter of a GB did this a couple of years ago too. I think he hopped on a sub 2 days after they got married, was gone for six months got leave or whatever for a month, then was gone for six months again. Why even bother? People are stupid.

What is GB?

good buddy

I think I may have found the next Mrs. Fish.

Click on the "Are our lives in Jeopardy" video. Tears.

Jesus, how many cats will she own in her life before they eat her?

She's a cute broad. Obviously smart. Obviously insane.

It has to be shtick, no?

 

[Thorn]

Being at the office late for my own profit is much more enjoyable than for someone else's.

Wait why am I on FBG while working late?

 

[T Bell]

I think I may have found the next Mrs. Fish.

Click on the "Are our lives in Jeopardy" video. Tears.

Jesus, how many cats will she own in her life before they eat her?

She's a cute broad. Obviously smart. Obviously insane.

It has to be shtick, no?

That's not the sort of thing that's shtick. She can't help her weirdness. She's probably got some 560 IQ but can't relate to people at all. She needs to be installed in a lab someplace to research and discover #### with as little human contact as possible.

 

[Guster]

ANNOUNCE:

Seattle cornhole has been set up by proninja and Mr. krista for this Saturday at 6:30 at The George & Dragon Pub in Fremont. 'ninja will be watching some sort of boring "sport" involving male models running around in circles and then flopping on the ground, and we will be making fun of him and anyone else who watches said sport.

All are welcome.

6:30 am or pm? Could be am (EPL) or pm (MLS) and both are socially acceptable times to drink IMO

 

[YSR]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

 

[YSR]

GBGM, I am not ignoring your PM, I just want to make my response quality (with download links, etc).

 

[-fish-]

I can't resist crazy. She's more...disturbing

 

[Osaurus]

Love the concern of parents wondering if their kid is an arsehole. Should be parenting 101.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

:(

Sorry GB.

I'm currently feeling like the worst dad in the world personally. Boyscout meeting for Cal was next door tonight instead of their normal meeting spot at the school. It seems they were all out in the woods with their dads. While I sat inside, worked and ####ed around here. I feel like crawling in a hole right now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I may have found the next Mrs. Fish.

Click on the "Are our lives in Jeopardy" video. Tears.

Jesus, how many cats will she own in her life before they eat her?

She's a cute broad. Obviously smart. Obviously insane.

It has to be shtick, no?

That's not the sort of thing that's shtick. She can't help her weirdness. She's probably got some 560 IQ but can't relate to people at all. She needs to be installed in a lab someplace to research and discover #### with as little human contact as possible.

 

[Thorn]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Hang in there GB. :(

 

[T Bell]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

:(

Sorry GB.

I'm currently feeling like the worst dad in the world personally. Boyscout meeting for Cal was next door tonight instead of their normal meeting spot at the school. It seems they were all out in the woods with their dads. While I sat inside, worked and ####ed around here. I feel like crawling in a hole right now.

OH YEAH? WELL I WISH THE INTERNET WASN'T EVEN BORN!

 

[T Bell]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Hang in there GB. :(

 

[Osaurus]

Effin Al Gore!

 

[krista4]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Hang in there GB. :(

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Boom:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just walked over there under the guise of giving Cal a jacket. Loser.

 

[Otis]

####. Close cousin of mine, who is a poster here, got some awful news today. He's been in business school working like a maniac with extra credits trying to finish up this semester, while working full time, because his wife is due with their first child. He's been working and schooling like a maniac. They are set for a C-section in about 30 hours. Amidst all this crap, this afternoon he was diagnosed with lymphoma. He's freaking 27 years old. The bright side is I understand it's early stage (stage 2, non hodgkins), and so the prognosis is positive. He's starting treatment right away, and has the best doctors modern medicine can offer.

Ugh. So if you're the praying type, say one for one of our GBs here. Scary how life can kick you like that, out of nowhere, in what's supposed to be an awesome and exciting time for a healthy young guy. Also, if anyone has gone through this with family before and has any pointers on things we might do for him (we've already offered to watch the baby when they need a break, get groceries, whatever), I'm all ears.

TIA

 

[T Bell]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Boom:

How much Smurf poop did it take to paint your walls?

 

[GroveDiesel]

####. Close cousin of mine, who is a poster here, got some awful news today. He's been in business school working like a maniac with extra credits trying to finish up this semester, while working full time, because his wife is due with their first child. He's been working and schooling like a maniac. They are set for a C-section in about 30 hours. Amidst all this crap, this afternoon he was diagnosed with lymphoma. He's freaking 27 years old. The bright side is I understand it's early stage (stage 2, non hodgkins), and so the prognosis is positive. He's starting treatment right away, and has the best doctors modern medicine can offer.

Ugh. So if you're the praying type, say one for one of our GBs here. Scary how life can kick you like that, out of nowhere, in what's supposed to be an awesome and exciting time for a healthy young guy. Also, if anyone has gone through this with family before and has any pointers on things we might do for him (we've already offered to watch the baby when they need a break, get groceries, whatever), I'm all ears.

TIA

That sucks. I'll definitely be praying.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

####, sorry GBOat. :(

 

[T Bell]

####. Close cousin of mine, who is a poster here, got some awful news today. He's been in business school working like a maniac with extra credits trying to finish up this semester, while working full time, because his wife is due with their first child. He's been working and schooling like a maniac. They are set for a C-section in about 30 hours. Amidst all this crap, this afternoon he was diagnosed with lymphoma. He's freaking 27 years old. The bright side is I understand it's early stage (stage 2, non hodgkins), and so the prognosis is positive. He's starting treatment right away, and has the best doctors modern medicine can offer.

Ugh. So if you're the praying type, say one for one of our GBs here. Scary how life can kick you like that, out of nowhere, in what's supposed to be an awesome and exciting time for a healthy young guy. Also, if anyone has gone through this with family before and has any pointers on things we might do for him (we've already offered to watch the baby when they need a break, get groceries, whatever), I'm all ears.

TIA

Bring food for them. They won't feel like cooking or going out for food.

My mother always made huge pots of corn chowder for people who had something bad going on. It was tasty, quickly and easily reheated, and hearty. Just an example.

 

[Henry Ford]

Damn. Sorry, Otis.

My only suggestion: get a nasty burner phone, give just him the number, and tell him you'll answer any call, day or night, any time he needs someone to talk to, yell at, or cry to. It's remarkably helpful to have someone to call, even if you never use it.

Also, the day he beats it it's fun to shatter it together and tell him to stop calling.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Yeah, so my GB, our church's youth pastor, had something come up tonight and I had to be an emergency replacement to run our Wednesday night Bible study. So what book did I have to cover tonight with a bunch of junior high and high school kids? Song of Songs. For those of you that aren't Biblically literate, that's the one that's pretty intimate and has lots of stuff like this:

Song of Solomon 7:1-8 NIV

How beautiful your sandaled feet, O princes daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of an artists hands. Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle. Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbim. Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward Damascus. Your head crowns you like Mount Carmel. Your hair is like royal tapestry; the king is held captive by its tresses. How beautiful you are and how pleasing, my love, with your delights! Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit. I said, I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit. May your breasts be like clusters of grapes on the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples,

Nothing like having people walk into the coffee shop where we meet and overhearing a creepy guy reading that stuff to a bunch of high school kids. Good times.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Boom:

Harharhar

#####

 

[Henry Ford]

Yeah, so my GB, our church's youth pastor, had something come up tonight and I had to be an emergency replacement to run our Wednesday night Bible study. So what book did I have to cover tonight with a bunch of junior high and high school kids? Song of Songs. For those of you that aren't Biblically literate, that's the one that's pretty intimate and has lots of stuff like this:

Song of Solomon 7:1-8 NIV

How beautiful your sandaled feet, O princes daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of an artists hands. Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle. Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbim. Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward Damascus. Your head crowns you like Mount Carmel. Your hair is like royal tapestry; the king is held captive by its tresses. How beautiful you are and how pleasing, my love, with your delights! Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit. I said, I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit. May your breasts be like clusters of grapes on the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples,

Nothing like having people walk into the coffee shop where we meet and overhearing a creepy guy reading that stuff to a bunch of high school kids. Good times.

Wow

 

[T Bell]

Yeah, so my GB, our church's youth pastor, had something come up tonight and I had to be an emergency replacement to run our Wednesday night Bible study. So what book did I have to cover tonight with a bunch of junior high and high school kids? Song of Songs. For those of you that aren't Biblically literate, that's the one that's pretty intimate and has lots of stuff like this:

Song of Solomon 7:1-8 NIV

How beautiful your sandaled feet, O princes daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of an artists hands. Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle. Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbim. Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward Damascus. Your head crowns you like Mount Carmel. Your hair is like royal tapestry; the king is held captive by its tresses. How beautiful you are and how pleasing, my love, with your delights! Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit. I said, I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit. May your breasts be like clusters of grapes on the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples,

Nothing like having people walk into the coffee shop where we meet and overhearing a creepy guy reading that stuff to a bunch of high school kids. Good times.

"Would you like to stand with us and join us in prayer, Mr. Grove?"

"No, I- I think I'll just sit here for a while longer..."

 

[Frostillicus]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Just wait until baby #2 is actually here. Man did we have some good ones.

 

[Frostillicus]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Oh, and I'm drinking bourbon right now.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Oh, and I'm drinking bourbon right now.

 

[Frostillicus]

Also that whole dot thing sucked pretty hard.

 

[Frostillicus]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Oh, and I'm drinking bourbon right now.

I'm out now though. It's either beer or wine, and I have Yuengling on hand so I'm pretty sure I know which way I'm going. Need to hit up the bourbon store tomorrow.

 

[Frostillicus]

Thropas, Otis.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Be careful with the food thing, Otis. Arrange with other relatives or something. I know from similar situations a lot of #### ends up getting tossed.

Watching the kid is good, keep offering that. If they have a lawn or something, just go and mow it. Do stuff like that for them without asking so they don't need to think about it.

 

[Thorn]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Boom:

Did you pick your shirt to match the walls?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Boom:

No

 

[krista4]

TPW Otis. Had a good friend go through the same diagnosis about two years ago and she is totally fine now.

 

[Thorn]

Sorry GBO. Not that it matters, but, well-known poster?

 

[Thorn]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Boom:

you suck

 

[T Bell]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Boom:

It seems he's a little touchy and short about his blue walls. I sense a paint color that his wife chose and that he grits his teeth about every day.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My Lord, we just had the fight to end all fights. Whew. #######it, Tre, drink some bourbon for me.

Boom:

Thought I'd get some love for doing a bourbon shot on demand, but instead it's blue wall talk. I like the color ok, looks nice with the white cabinets. Meh.

 

[Thorn]

it was very nice and supportive of you to drink bourbon on command for our GB YSR

 

[YSR]

I'm all in on Tre at least giving some effort, so #### you haters.

Kid is down, for now, I am sober and pissed and bored and just,,, EH.

For real, though, guys - thanks for today.