GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[-fish-]

abe, I know you're out giving an unrehearsed keynote speech and then writing about paint, but you still have that dr. sleep book? I'm done with everything I'm reading right now and looking for something new.

 

[-fish-]

suddenly I don't feel so bad anymore.

you did before?

oh my god it's like this ache in the pit of your stomach.

are you talking about your balls?

yeah, but it's wearing off now.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I'm a bit drunk ATM

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Derp

I've spent the last hour fighting to not start drinking.

S'ok gb. Go ahead.

Do you have the shot video I sent you at Xmas? If so, send it to me or tre, my proxy server sines I'm such an internet tard.

If I started now, it wouldn't end until tomorrow afternoon. Can't fall into that habit again.

Don't you still have it on your phone?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Derp

I've spent the last hour fighting to not start drinking.

S'ok gb. Go ahead.

Do you have the shot video I sent you at Xmas? If so, send it to me or tre, my proxy server sines I'm such an internet tard.

If I started now, it wouldn't end until tomorrow afternoon. Can't fall into that habit again.

Don't you still have it on your phone?

Nah. Deleted it for some reason.

You'd drink until tomorrow afternoon? I'm curious, tell me more.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Derp

I've spent the last hour fighting to not start drinking.

S'ok gb. Go ahead.

Do you have the shot video I sent you at Xmas? If so, send it to me or tre, my proxy server sines I'm such an internet tard.

If I started now, it wouldn't end until tomorrow afternoon. Can't fall into that habit again.

Don't you still have it on your phone?

Nah. Deleted it for some reason.

You'd drink until tomorrow afternoon? I'm curious, tell me more.

Insomnia + Alcoholism

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Derp

I've spent the last hour fighting to not start drinking.

S'ok gb. Go ahead.

Do you have the shot video I sent you at Xmas? If so, send it to me or tre, my proxy server sines I'm such an internet tard.

If I started now, it wouldn't end until tomorrow afternoon. Can't fall into that habit again.

Don't you still have it on your phone?

Nah. Deleted it for some reason.

You'd drink until tomorrow afternoon? I'm curious, tell me more.

Insomnia + Alcoholism

Sounds familiar. This why ambien was not my friend

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I hope you're sleeping peej. I can totally relate. It sucks!! Should I open anther beer or go stare at the ceiling?

Gonna open th beer and watch the soup

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I hope you're sleeping peej. I can totally relate. It sucks!! Should I open anther beer or go stare at the ceiling?

Gonna open th beer and watch the soup

Watching a Neil DeGrasse Tyson lecture on Netflix. I have to pee but I don't want to get up.

Thinking about playing college football or Assassin's Creed but if I do that now, I'll completely forego sleep and be a miserable ##### for several days. Decisions, decisions.

 

[Otis]

Snort

Loool

 

[Otis]

This seemed somewhat doge-like.

 

[Otis]

Somehow this has been around for a while yet I have never seen it...

Anti-fapping video, in sign language, produced by JWs (because being deaf is no excuse for offending Jehovah with your self-love!)...then dubbed with 50 Cent. (SFW vid, NSFW rap lyrics)

The vid with captions.

omg

 

[Osaurus]

The last 2 pages have made me feel like my awful day yesterday wasn't so bad. Everyone hang in there and better days ahead.

 

[Guster]

TPW to Otis, YSR, and Bobby Sac

what about me? i was violated.

Yeah, and I had to do brainstorming with stickers.

Spill the beans, Frosty. What happened?

It was horrible. I don't want to talk about it.

So one of the things that I do at my work is help teams discover big new ideas... Similar to the objective that you had. Except we hate the whole "brainstorming" approach and don't really buy into the whole power dotting thing. We create an experience around the challenge the team is facing and allow them to find their way into truly new and different solutions that the team creates together. Basically the ideas become the team's ideas instead of Frosty's idea or tre's idea... And as a result, everyone feels ownership of the idea and are more likely to work together to ensure its success.

So, pretty much the same objective you had, but the exact opposite way of doing it, because the way you did it really sucks and rarely produces anything meaningful and worthwhile.

 

[YSR]

Kid's asleep and I'm now friends with PV on teh FB.

I'm out of practice but i think a friend request pretty much means she wants to bone.

Do I need to do a whole Fro coffee shop thing or what?

Hey I found that book. You want it in like a month or whenever I get to the post office? IB i have your box all ready to go just need to go.

Yeah. get it to me when you can.

If you can throw in some other perks from your job that would be awesome. I say this not to be an ####### but the t-shirts you've sent in the past have been awesome and high quality and worn a good bit.

We love movies too. If, however, you've got nothing to shoot out, I'd still love to have that book..

I love you.

AND WHEN DO I GET SOMETHING OUT OF THIS CAROLINE?!?!?!!?!?

Yeah I'll send you another box.

Yeah, I'm the worst. I'm just short on creativity with things like that. If your kids ever have a fundraiser, I'm good for some fake (Tanner) raffle tickets though.

 

[Guster]

From daaaa Raiders:

 

[Tecumseh]

Homer- re: your other thread, this Saturday night I am sound engineering /possibly emcee'ing a drag show. Will report back with pics...

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Is it me, or do all of mop's teaching stories sound contrived?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Is it me, or do all of mop's teaching stories sound contrived?

Teacher. Scholar. Friend to all children (except his own).

 

[YSR]

From daaaa Raiders:

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Sorry if Honda or reddit etc

50 Cent dubbed over a Jehovahs Witnesses trying to get deaf people to stop masturbating

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Sorry if Honda or reddit etc

50 Cent dubbed over a Jehovahs Witnesses trying to get deaf people to stop masturbating

Have Krista repost.

 

[Osaurus]

Taking a well deserved day off today. Had the worst corned beef hash for breakfast this morning so things can only get better.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The last 2 pages have made me feel like my awful day yesterday wasn't so bad. Everyone hang in there and better days ahead.

I'm doing much better today, thanks.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

The last 2 pages have made me feel like my awful day yesterday wasn't so bad. Everyone hang in there and better days ahead.

I'm doing much better today, thanks.

Yes. How was yesterday?

 

[Thorn]

Kid's asleep and I'm now friends with PV on teh FB.

I'm out of practice but i think a friend request pretty much means she wants to bone.

Do I need to do a whole Fro coffee shop thing or what?

Who's a girl gotta blow to get to be friends with PV?

She's busy couch-dancing to MJ

That makes sense.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

From daaaa Raiders:

Outstanding

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sorry if Honda or reddit etc

50 Cent dubbed over a Jehovahs Witnesses trying to get deaf people to stop masturbating

It's all in the delivery.

 

[Bucky86]

Just ate half a jar of Kimchi. This stuff is pretty tasty.

 

[T Bell]

Just ate half a jar of Kimchi. This stuff is pretty tasty.

You just raced straight to the top of my Don't-Want-to-be-Trapped-in-an-Elevator-with-Him list.

 

[Annyong]

Just ate half a jar of Kimchi. This stuff is pretty tasty.

You just raced straight to the top of my Don't-Want-to-be-Trapped-in-an-Elevator-with-Him list.

Jeff Goldblum is at the top my Do-Want-to-be-Trapped-in-an-Elevator-with-Him list

 

[T Bell]

Just ate half a jar of Kimchi. This stuff is pretty tasty.

You just raced straight to the top of my Don't-Want-to-be-Trapped-in-an-Elevator-with-Him list.

Jeff Goldblum is at the top my Do-Want-to-be-Trapped-in-an-Elevator-with-Him list

You got something against elevator Jews, bub?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The last 2 pages have made me feel like my awful day yesterday wasn't so bad. Everyone hang in there and better days ahead.

I'm doing much better today, thanks.

Yes. How was yesterday?

He paid for most everything, and I went home with a sticky bag and shaft, so... I'm not really sure how to answer that. Good, I think.

 

[Bucky86]

Just ate half a jar of Kimchi. This stuff is pretty tasty.

You just raced straight to the top of my Don't-Want-to-be-Trapped-in-an-Elevator-with-Him list.

I'll report back if there are any side-effects.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Highlights included

-The ranger telling the guys behind us to play slower (never seen that one)

-Lots of Guinness

-Said Guinness being distributed by the living embodiment of twin peaks

-Neither of us recalling/noticing that the screwdriver Tigs ordered was atop our cart

-An assload of vodka and orange juice tumbling down the back of the cart and, mostly, into my golf bag

-bikini-clad norwegian woo-girls playing pattycake by the pool

-Cornhole at the cornhole

-Guys (not us this time) trying to pick up women using a baby at the bar

-Leaving my sunglasses at the bar. Stupid baby's probably wearing them now.

Good times imo. Tigs is near the top of my Future Ex-Mrs. Sacamano list. A quality sugar daddy if ever one existed. And one of the few people on the planet I can outgolf.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

if you don't like the weather in April, it must really suck in July/August.

Not at all. You expect it to be 115 in July/August. As long as you don't hang out in the sun for 4.5 hours in the middle of the day, it's not that bad. And in September/October, 98 feels glorious. It might be my favorite weather here.

But on April 9, when it's been 83 forever, 98 sucks.

But mostly, I was looking for an excuse to call JTG an ###hole.

Wait. You're golfing with Tigs?

Going to be ugly imo

good prediction...

 

[T Bell]

Refresh me here- who's Tigs?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

The last 2 pages have made me feel like my awful day yesterday wasn't so bad. Everyone hang in there and better days ahead.

I'm doing much better today, thanks.

Yes. How was yesterday?

He paid for most everything, and I went home with a sticky bag and shaft, so... I'm not really sure how to answer that. Good, I think.

 

[-fish-]

GF's daughter wanted this toy for her birthday.

I think it would make Smoo's head explode.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

From daaaa Raiders:

 

[krista4]

Taking a well deserved day off today. Had the worst corned beef hash for breakfast this morning so things can only get better.

Why was your day bad yesterday?

 

[belljr]

And where did this hack fest take place?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Highlights included

-The ranger telling the guys behind us to play slower (never seen that one)

-Lots of Guinness

-Said Guinness being distributed by the living embodiment of twin peaks

-Neither of us recalling/noticing that the screwdriver Tigs ordered was atop our cart

-An assload of vodka and orange juice tumbling down the back of the cart and, mostly, into my golf bag

-bikini-clad norwegian woo-girls playing pattycake by the pool

-Cornhole at the cornhole

-Guys (not us this time) trying to pick up women using a baby at the bar

-Leaving my sunglasses at the bar. Stupid baby's probably wearing them now.

Good times imo. Tigs is near the top of my Future Ex-Mrs. Sacamano list. A quality sugar daddy if ever one existed. And one of the few people on the planet I can outgolf.

Well I don't have Tig's bankroll, but I've got a nicer rack and almost certainly a worse golf game.

 

[Foosball God]

Highlights included

-The ranger telling the guys behind us to play slower (never seen that one)

-Lots of Guinness

-Said Guinness being distributed by the living embodiment of twin peaks

-Neither of us recalling/noticing that the screwdriver Tigs ordered was atop our cart

-An assload of vodka and orange juice tumbling down the back of the cart and, mostly, into my golf bag

-bikini-clad norwegian woo-girls playing pattycake by the pool

-Cornhole at the cornhole

-Guys (not us this time) trying to pick up women using a baby at the bar

-Leaving my sunglasses at the bar. Stupid baby's probably wearing them now.

Good times imo. Tigs is near the top of my Future Ex-Mrs. Sacamano list. A quality sugar daddy if ever one existed. And one of the few people on the planet I can outgolf.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

And where did this hack fest take place?

Near here

 

[shuke]

Who the #### is Tigs?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GF's daughter wanted this toy for her birthday.

I think it would make Smoo's head explode.

WHAT IN THE HOLY FING HELLO KITTY?!?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

me.

not sure when it started, but I am fairly sure it was foos or Idiot Boxer who started it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who the #### is Tigs?

Him?

This?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

me.

not sure when it started, but I am fairly sure it was foos or Idiot Boxer who started it.

Pretty certain it was Tufnel