GM's thread about nothing (44 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

Christ Bentley you're looking skinny on the facebooks. Have a sammich???

I had the exact same thought when I saw his pic yesterday. He's either doing too much of that marathoning or maybe he needs to join the Dallas Buyer's Club

Thanks for the concern guys. I guess I need to lift, bro.

I'd still #### you.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My hangover has a hangover.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm sure there's a Grateful Dead concert you old ######s can go cornhole at.

Arcade Fire was great. Stu and Buck.

You kids today with your hair and your clothes and your fiery arcades.

 

[General Malaise]

Um, fish, you interested?

definitely. I wonder how many times you need to perform before you don't get stabbed.

What were we looking at here? Deleted....

 

[T Bell]

Um, fish, you interested?

definitely. I wonder how many times you need to perform before you don't get stabbed.

What were we looking at here? Deleted....

A thread about this woman.

 

[General Malaise]

Top three pop culture celebrities that seek like they'd fit in to the GMTAN.

1. Artie Lange

2. Anna Kendrick

3. Charles Barkley.

There aren't many things that would excite me more than Charles Barkley in here.

I don't know who the other two people are.

Not knowing an Oscar nominated actress is GM's shtick

Nominated for what?

 

[-fish-]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

 

[T Bell]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

Is the Kingdome still around?

 

[T Bell]

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Poor cell phone discipline will get you every time. Avon won't be pleased.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Nominated for what?

Up in the Air

 

[Henry Ford]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

Does it have to be completely empty? What if it had two dead bodies in it, hypothetically speaking?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

Starting a fight club?

 

[General Malaise]

I've really switched sides on Arcade Fire. I don't even know who to goof on. :(

Which side are you on now, Captain Details?

I was pro-, that last album and some of their goofy bull#### has me more on the anti- side.

Some bands just hang on way too long, amirite.

Is it true that attendees to their concerts are required to dress in costumes? I heard that somewhere. I'm pro-Arcade Fire, but that crap is Wetdream gaaaaaaay.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nominated for what?

Up in the Air

They haven't decided what she's been nominated for?

 

[General Malaise]

I've really switched sides on Arcade Fire. I don't even know who to goof on. :(

Which side are you on now, Captain Details?

I was pro-, that last album and some of their goofy bull#### has me more on the anti- side.

Some bands just hang on way too long, amirite.

No idea you were ever pro-AF.

GM: ARCADE FIRE IS A CANADIAN (THE GAY PART) INDIE MUSIC BAND WHERE ALL THE MEMBERS LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN LAID NOR SEEN THE SUN (no offense)

Big fan of their earlier work, but I'd still like to punch every single one of them in the cooter.

 

[Abraham]

Nominated for what?

Up in the Air

They haven't decided what she's been nominated for?

Adapted screen play I think.

 

[General Malaise]

how can you criticize a band that features a lead singer named...Win...

easy...they suck, and their music is awful.

It sounds way overproduced. It's a bunch of try-too-hard Molson-swilling Frenchies.

Oh, I dunno...the song "Wake Up" is perhaps one the greatest releases of our generation.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

how can you criticize a band that features a lead singer named...Win...

easy...they suck, and their music is awful.

It sounds way overproduced. It's a bunch of try-too-hard Molson-swilling Frenchies.

Oh, I dunno...the song "Wake Up" is perhaps one the greatest releases of our generation.

 

[General Malaise]

Up in the Air was good, not great. I didn't know who Kendrick was at the time I saw it. She's sexy. I like her.

 

[-fish-]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

Starting a fight club?

Some people want to legally grow some weed. They have offered 20% of their profits in exchange for use of a warehouse. They'll set up all the stuff.

 

[T Bell]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

Starting a fight club?

Some people want to legally grow some weed. They have offered 20% of their profits in exchange for use of a warehouse. They'll set up all the stuff.

I think I'd actually feel more comfortable structuring it as you doing their legal work and getting paid that way in the event it all goes sideways.

They need a criminal attorney, roverfish.

 

[-fish-]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

Starting a fight club?

Some people want to legally grow some weed. They have offered 20% of their profits in exchange for use of a warehouse. They'll set up all the stuff.

I think I'd actually feel more comfortable structuring it as you doing their legal work and getting paid that way in the event it all goes sideways.

They need a criminal attorney, roverfish.

It's legal in Washington. They have a state license. If the Feds get involved, then they need a criminal attorney. For now, I just need a warehouse.

 

[General Malaise]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

Starting a fight club?

Some people want to legally grow some weed. They have offered 20% of their profits in exchange for use of a warehouse. They'll set up all the stuff.

I might know a guy....

 

[-fish-]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

Starting a fight club?

Some people want to legally grow some weed. They have offered 20% of their profits in exchange for use of a warehouse. They'll set up all the stuff.

I might know a guy....

Warehouse needs to be in Washington. If this works out, I may need several.

 

[kevzilla]

I'm sure krista will be buying a warehouse soon. It's got 'house' in it.

 

[-fish-]

I'm sure krista will be buying a warehouse soon. It's got 'house' in it.

She's gonna need more pizza. Vicious cycle.

 

[Gadzooks]

Up in the Air was good, not great. I didn't know who Kendrick was at the time I saw it. She's sexy. I like her.

Step back Mr. Lilly whites skin! She's mine. Let's make a deal: I won't put any moves on Nanny-wife and you stay away my Anna.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm sure krista will be buying a warehouse soon. It's got 'house' in it.

Like she doesn't have one lying around.

 

[Henry Ford]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

Starting a fight club?

Some people want to legally grow some weed. They have offered 20% of their profits in exchange for use of a warehouse. They'll set up all the stuff.

I think I'd actually feel more comfortable structuring it as you doing their legal work and getting paid that way in the event it all goes sideways.

They need a criminal attorney, roverfish.

It's legal in Washington. They have a state license. If the Feds get involved, then they need a criminal attorney. For now, I just need a warehouse.

Bad Idea Jeans

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I'm sure krista will be buying a warehouse soon. It's got 'house' in it.

She's gonna need more pizza. Vicious cycle.

Plus it will likely be destroyed by an earthquake or volcano or Godzilla or something.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

Starting a fight club?

Some people want to legally grow some weed. They have offered 20% of their profits in exchange for use of a warehouse. They'll set up all the stuff.

I think I'd actually feel more comfortable structuring it as you doing their legal work and getting paid that way in the event it all goes sideways.

They need a criminal attorney, roverfish.

It's legal in Washington. They have a state license. If the Feds get involved, then they need a criminal attorney. For now, I just need a warehouse.

Bad Idea Jeans

Why would that be a bad idea?

 

[Henry Ford]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

Starting a fight club?

Some people want to legally grow some weed. They have offered 20% of their profits in exchange for use of a warehouse. They'll set up all the stuff.

I think I'd actually feel more comfortable structuring it as you doing their legal work and getting paid that way in the event it all goes sideways.

They need a criminal attorney, roverfish.

It's legal in Washington. They have a state license. If the Feds get involved, then they need a criminal attorney. For now, I just need a warehouse.

Bad Idea Jeans

Why would that be a bad idea?

Rule 1.2?

A lawyer shall not counsel a client to engage, or assist a client, inconduct that the lawyer knows is criminal or fraudulent

 

[Homer J Simpson]

F'n lawyers.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

Starting a fight club?

Some people want to legally grow some weed. They have offered 20% of their profits in exchange for use of a warehouse. They'll set up all the stuff.

I think I'd actually feel more comfortable structuring it as you doing their legal work and getting paid that way in the event it all goes sideways.

They need a criminal attorney, roverfish.

It's legal in Washington. They have a state license. If the Feds get involved, then they need a criminal attorney. For now, I just need a warehouse.

Bad Idea Jeans

Why would that be a bad idea?

Rule 1.2?

A lawyer shall not counsel a client to engage, or assist a client, inconduct that the lawyer knows is criminal or fraudulent

Didn't he say it was legal?

 

[Henry Ford]

anyone know of an empty warehouse in Washington?

Starting a fight club?

Some people want to legally grow some weed. They have offered 20% of their profits in exchange for use of a warehouse. They'll set up all the stuff.

I think I'd actually feel more comfortable structuring it as you doing their legal work and getting paid that way in the event it all goes sideways.

They need a criminal attorney, roverfish.

It's legal in Washington. They have a state license. If the Feds get involved, then they need a criminal attorney. For now, I just need a warehouse.

Bad Idea Jeans

Why would that be a bad idea?

Rule 1.2?

A lawyer shall not counsel a client to engage, or assist a client, inconduct that the lawyer knows is criminal or fraudulent

Didn't he say it was legal?

It's legal under state law. Federal law still makes it a crime to engage in the cultivation of marijuana for sale.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

An entire album of mostly good stuff. The box in the field one is my favorite.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's legal under state law. Federal law still makes it a crime to engage in the cultivation of marijuana for sale.

Federal laws are just suggestions...at least that what that rancher in Nevada thinks.

 

[Henry Ford]

It's legal under state law. Federal law still makes it a crime to engage in the cultivation of marijuana for sale.

Federal laws are just suggestions...at least that what that rancher in Nevada thinks.

It's one thing to do something that might get you arrested. It's a whole 'nother ball of wax to get disbarred for it.

 

[-fish-]

Good thing I'm licensed by the state that made it legal.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Didn't read, btw

Me either too farming long

 

[Henry Ford]

Good thing I'm licensed by the state that made it legal.

Thank goodness you didn't take any oaths about following federal law, too.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Henry you seems uptite you should goes to Wahsington and smoke some legal weed lol

 

[Henry Ford]

Henry you seems uptite you should goes to Wahsington and smoke some legal weed lol

Probably true.

 

[T Bell]

Didn't read, btw

Me either too farming long

or what?

 

[General Malaise]

Henry you seems uptite you should goes to Wahsington and smoke some legal weed lol

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

RAWR

 

[General Malaise]

Why do so many facebook posts today have the letters "TBT" in them and what does that mean?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Why do so many facebook posts today have the letters "TBT" in them and what does that mean?

throw back Thursday

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Throwback Thursday" Post old pics.

 

[T Bell]

Why do so many facebook posts today have the letters "TBT" in them and what does that mean?

Looks like "truth be told". I haven't seen that before.

Edit, I guess it's not even that.