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Would love a Bogart update on the night out with the boss (if there was one). Also, did Vegas cornhole happen with Stu and Tanner?
Didn't happen. I didn't want to be the guy that just stays for more money and stays miserable.

Reading "Everything That Remains" during that time really reinforced that it's not about money but quality of life.

Anyway, I actually have to work at my new job, so 315 page update??
BOOOO!!!!

 
General Malaise said:
krista4 said:
announce:

Mr. krista obsessing over hosting a "snout to tail" pig event for, among others, Drifter, 'ninja and wives. Menu developing.

ETA: I think Drifterwife isn't a meat-eater so alternate menu also being developed.
oh man....If I could score a mercy invite, I might just drive up for this.
Hmmmm, might kick a couple of non-GMTANners off the list if you could.

 
General Malaise said:
krista4 said:
announce:

Mr. krista obsessing over hosting a "snout to tail" pig event for, among others, Drifter, 'ninja and wives. Menu developing.

ETA: I think Drifterwife isn't a meat-eater so alternate menu also being developed.
oh man....If I could score a mercy invite, I might just drive up for this.
Hmmmm, might kick a couple of non-GMTANners off the list if you could.
Timeframe? May have to pull a wtf on the wife and take a Seattle trip out go the blue. Going a little stir crazy here.

 
Created a fun little soccer game last night for my team based off a game we played last year called "Capture the Ball". The guys really liked it in the fall and I'm hoping they like the newest iteration. I call it "Capture & Score", which is also a good book title for Homer's dating life when he decides to write it.

 
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General Malaise said:
krista4 said:
announce:

Mr. krista obsessing over hosting a "snout to tail" pig event for, among others, Drifter, 'ninja and wives. Menu developing.

ETA: I think Drifterwife isn't a meat-eater so alternate menu also being developed.
oh man....If I could score a mercy invite, I might just drive up for this.
Hmmmm, might kick a couple of non-GMTANners off the list if you could.
Timeframe? May have to pull a wtf on the wife and take a Seattle trip out go the blue. Going a little stir crazy here.
Unsure; will have to check with the chef. It would need to be when it's consistently nice outside, though (this is an issue in Seattle), so probably not until June at least.

 
Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.

 
Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.
I would like to #### you to your Common Core?
 
Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.
Seems like an easy segue to talk about awkward puberty moments, and this is just a hunch, but I'm guessing you have a couple of good stories.

 
General Malaise said:
krista4 said:
announce:

Mr. krista obsessing over hosting a "snout to tail" pig event for, among others, Drifter, 'ninja and wives. Menu developing.

ETA: I think Drifterwife isn't a meat-eater so alternate menu also being developed.
oh man....If I could score a mercy invite, I might just drive up for this.
Hmmmm, might kick a couple of non-GMTANners off the list if you could.
Keep me updated. It's only $218 to fly up there right now.

Timeframe? May have to pull a wtf on the wife and take a Seattle trip out go the blue. Going a little stir crazy here.
Unsure; will have to check with the chef. It would need to be when it's consistently nice outside, though (this is an issue in Seattle), so probably not until June at least.
 
Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.
Seems like an easy segue to talk about awkward puberty moments, and this is just a hunch, but I'm guessing you have a couple of good stories.
"I remember when I was in 8th grade and the teacher caught me finger blasting Cindy Vaneasychick in the back row. Good times."

 
General Malaise said:
krista4 said:
announce:

Mr. krista obsessing over hosting a "snout to tail" pig event for, among others, Drifter, 'ninja and wives. Menu developing.

ETA: I think Drifterwife isn't a meat-eater so alternate menu also being developed.
oh man....If I could score a mercy invite, I might just drive up for this.
Hmmmm, might kick a couple of non-GMTANners off the list if you could.
Timeframe? May have to pull a wtf on the wife and take a Seattle trip out go the blue. Going a little stir crazy here.
Unsure; will have to check with the chef. It would need to be when it's consistently nice outside, though (this is an issue in Seattle), so probably not until June at least.
5th of July, at least

 
Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.
Seems like an easy segue to talk about awkward puberty moments, and this is just a hunch, but I'm guessing you have a couple of good stories.
So does Homer.

 
General Malaise said:
krista4 said:
announce:

Mr. krista obsessing over hosting a "snout to tail" pig event for, among others, Drifter, 'ninja and wives. Menu developing.

ETA: I think Drifterwife isn't a meat-eater so alternate menu also being developed.
oh man....If I could score a mercy invite, I might just drive up for this.
Hmmmm, might kick a couple of non-GMTANners off the list if you could.
Keep me updated. It's only $218 to fly up there right now.

Timeframe? May have to pull a wtf on the wife and take a Seattle trip out go the blue. Going a little stir crazy here.
Unsure; will have to check with the chef. It would need to be when it's consistently nice outside, though (this is an issue in Seattle), so probably not until June at least.
Neat board

Keep me updated. It's only $218 to fly up there right now

 
Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.
"Tax day was Tuesday. Man, I hate taxes. That's why I always vote against every proposed increase.

Roofie?"

 
Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.
Seems like an easy segue to talk about awkward puberty moments, and this is just a hunch, but I'm guessing you have a couple of good stories.
"I remember when I was in 8th grade and the teacher caught me finger blasting Cindy Vaneasychick in the back row. Good times."
"I remember when I was in 8th grade and acne was the only reason I had for seeing my dermatologist."

 
Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.
Seems like an easy segue to talk about awkward puberty moments, and this is just a hunch, but I'm guessing you have a couple of good stories.
"I remember when I was in 8th grade and the teacher caught me finger blasting Cindy Vaneasychick in the back row. Good times."
"I remember when I was in 8th grade and acne was the only reason I had for seeing my dermatologist."
:lmao: :lmao:

 
Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.
Seems like an easy segue to talk about awkward puberty moments, and this is just a hunch, but I'm guessing you have a couple of good stories.
"I remember when I was in 8th grade and the teacher caught me finger blasting Cindy Vaneasychick in the back row. Good times."
Had to double check that someone didn't hack my account and post here
 
Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.
Seems like an easy segue to talk about awkward puberty moments, and this is just a hunch, but I'm guessing you have a couple of good stories.
"I remember when I was in 8th grade and the teacher caught me finger blasting Cindy Vaneasychick in the back row. Good times."
"I remember when I was in 8th grade and acne was the only reason I had for seeing my dermatologist."
You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 
Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.
Seems like an easy segue to talk about awkward puberty moments, and this is just a hunch, but I'm guessing you have a couple of good stories.
"I remember when I was in 8th grade and the teacher caught me finger blasting Cindy Vaneasychick in the back row. Good times."
"I remember when I was in 8th grade and acne was the only reason I had for seeing my dermatologist."
:lmao:

 
I've had an issue with my achilles for the last couple years. Finaly got to the podiatrist today. Apparently I'm a bit bow legged (Hey-o!) and this is one of the reasons why I've always had very nice calves my entire life (or as the doctor called them, "overdeveloped"). Anyway, another affect of this over my 40+ years is that it was constantly putting more pressure on my achilles where it attaches to the right side of my heel. This has caused strands of tendon to tear and repair in tiny bits at a time limiting the flexibility and exacerbating the problem. In addition, I've developed a giant bone spur on my heel.

He gave me the option of a full immobility boot for 2 weeks or a "sleep" boot and a massive dose of ibuprofen (equivalent of 16 ibuprofen per day) for the next 2 weeks. Went with the latter to avoid the big boot. So much for week 6 of couch to 5k that I'd worked up to, not to mention my softball team.

I rebelled by eating a donut and 3 giant chocolate chip cookies. Probably not the wisest choice considering me exercise options just got cut way down.

Go to the dermatologist tomorrow for my face **** mole. Hopefully that one goes better.

 
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