GM's thread about nothing (43 Viewers)

[bentley]

We had cable with 60 channels in jail. The consensus choice was back to back episodes of Charmed.

I will watch the #### out of some Charmed. Showed up late for a breakfast meeting with one of our key agents in Kilgore last month because I watched back to back episodes of it and lost track of time. Actually true.

 

[1234]

The moppets had their first soccer game this week. It was a 20 min practice/explain the rules/hey let's have fun and then a 30 min game.

Moppet #2 (the one who used to live with us/Xmas moppet...and known as K for this story) was signed up to play above her age because the Moms wanted the moppets to play together. *Huge part of the story*

Anyway...

The girls took their turns for kicking, passing, etc and K was bouncing around, high fiving anyone who did anything. Moppet #1 (we'll call her S) is passive and a happy girl. The Moms told the coach he might want to split up the Moppets because they do tend to stick together and might not focus.

To the game...

K stood away from the pack that was kicking at the ball yelling, "It's K's turn to kick the ball!!! Let K have a turn!!!" When she was subbed off, the coach explained the other team won't let her have a turn, she has to go kick it. Next time on, K ran in and kicked the ball...she promptly turned to the sideline and yelled, "K kicked the ball!!!" Proud moment-ish.

At half-time, the coach told her she can kick the ball more than once. Message re-freakin'-ceived.

Her first time back on, she kicked the ball away from the pack and she started running and kicking...and yelling "K's kicking it!!! K has the ball!!!" What K didn't know is every team has a lumbering giant on D. The HMS Fatty Mc2ndGrade was lining up our underage darling...

BOOOOOOOOM!!!

K trucked this future diabetic without raising her head, ran the ball past the goalie and put the ball and herself in the net. When the ref signaled it was a goal, she squealed (like little girls do) and ran to the sideline...and yelled "High fives for K!!!" as she ran down the line of parents.

Later in the game, S had her chance at forward, she took an open ball and kicked it past the goalie to make it 4-1. S went into the net, picked up the ball, handed it to the ref and said, "Thank you."

Two proud moments but wow are the moppets different.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

We had cable with 60 channels in jail. The consensus choice was back to back episodes of Charmed.

I will watch the #### out of some Charmed. Showed up late for a breakfast meeting with one of our key agents in Kilgore last month because I watched back to back episodes of it and lost track of time. Actually true.

It has some stunning visuals, that's for sure. Much improved when Rose McGowan jumped in...good times.

 

[strykerpks]

Am I right that there was not ever a prettier song than Somewhere Over the Rainbow?

I'm certain of it. Go ahead and watch the original Wizard of Oz, report back.

I disagree (NSFW imagery and lyrics)

What kind of get together is this? Frightening.

One of the funniest things ever on the tubes of you. Thought this had been posted here before. Either way I give it

Lmao:

So I'm looking for places to rent in Youngstown and making decisions mainly based on the DUI risk between my regular bars and any potential rental.

That's not really normal, is it?

Yes. If not, it should be.

And for the record, I would go gay for Mr Furley

 

[strykerpks]

Whoever this bonde broad is doing the NHL postgame has some huge freaking juggs

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So the animal is the equivalent of the ball. Cool"sport."

I'm not equating it to the NBA. But there are a lot worse things then teaching young people to take care of living things, spend time outdoors, and be disciplined and organized.

Take care of living things. I think you think 4H and rodeo are the same thing.

BRB, I gotta go take care of my kids by lassoing them and then tying all their arms together.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So the animal is the equivalent of the ball. Cool"sport."

I'm not equating it to the NBA. But there are a lot worse things then teaching young people to take care of living things, spend time outdoors, and be disciplined and organized.

Take care of living things. I think you think 4H and rodeo are the same thing.

BRB, I gotta go take care of my kids by lassoing them and then tying all their arms together.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

[X] Spending time outside

[X] Disciplined

[X] Organized

 

[Good Posting Judge]

There's really no way to enjoy the great outdoors unless you're electro-shocking a horse's anoos. (this really happens)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

[X] Spending time outside

[X] Disciplined

[X] Organized

Keep going!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

[X] Spending time outside

[X] Disciplined

[X] Organized

Keep going!

I'm sleepy and this shtick doesn't have a long shelf-life. But, sig updated.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

[X] Spending time outside

[X] Disciplined

[X] Organized

Keep going!

I'm sleepy and this shtick doesn't have a long shelf-life. But, sig updated.

Fine, I'm going to bed.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

This kid is less than 2 months away. I'm kinda freaked out.

You should be.

So basically if we weren't genetically predisposed to liking cute things all living things would abandon their young as they are pains in the ###.

 

[Otis]

This kid is less than 2 months away. I'm kinda freaked out.

You should be.

So basically if we weren't genetically predisposed to liking cute things all living things would abandon their young as they are pains in the ###.

No, they're great. Really.

 

[Henry Ford]

Someone wanna explain the "like" process to Henry and Krista?

Think I understand it fully.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I used to think that the reason I never got 'likes' from K4 was that they were a limited commodity.

 

[Guster]

Found out last night around 10 that I get to spend the day today at an offsite event learning about how the brain works and different brain waves/states. It's also my daughter's last day of school and she wants me to come to the end of year party, except she isn't sure what time it is. I emailed her teacher, but let's just say her teacher isn't going to be a Jeopardy champ anytime soon and emailing parents back can be challenging for her.

First thing my daughter will do on summer vacation? Hit happy hour with dad. I have a standing happy hour with friends and I don't usually have the kid on Thursdays. Heck of a way to kick off the summer if you ask me

 

[Ignoramus]

Am I right that there was not ever a prettier song than Somewhere Over the Rainbow?

I'm certain of it. Go ahead and watch the original Wizard of Oz, report back.

There are 3 movies I told my wife I will never ever ever let my kids watch.

1. Wizard of Oz

2. Mary Poppins

3. Sound of Music

My mom made me watch all of these "classics" as a kid and I hated them with a passion. No way I'm subjecting my boys to this ####.

Who the #### doesn't like Wizard of Oz?

Commies, that's who.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I don't know what this "hockey" thing is you speak of. Sounds tedious.

Update from here: Mr. krista on his third visit to the BGE managed to singe off eyelashes, eyebrows, and some of his gas-station haircut.

Burp fail

 

[GroveDiesel]

So, it was already a bad idea getting food from Burger King in the first place, but I almost barfed when I turned and saw this guy behind me waiting for his food:

Nice hair

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Found out last night around 10 that I get to spend the day today at an offsite event learning about how the brain works and different brain waves/states. It's also my daughter's last day of school and she wants me to come to the end of year party, except she isn't sure what time it is. I emailed her teacher, but let's just say her teacher isn't going to be a Jeopardy champ anytime soon and emailing parents back can be challenging for her.

First thing my daughter will do on summer vacation? Hit happy hour with dad. I have a standing happy hour with friends and I don't usually have the kid on Thursdays. Heck of a way to kick off the summer if you ask me

Trying really hard not to wet-blanket this so I'm gonna leave now..

 

[Abraham]

So, it was already a bad idea getting food from Burger King in the first place, but I almost barfed when I turned and saw this guy behind me waiting for his food:

Nice hair

Sensational.

 

[kevzilla]

So, it was already a bad idea getting food from Burger King in the first place, but I almost barfed when I turned and saw this guy behind me waiting for his food:

Nice hair

I don't see anything wrong with this.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My daughter is in the Baltics with her U Choir, after 10 days they are coming home tomorrow. Her BF is also in the choir and on the trip.

She just texted me the following: "I broke up with BF, I'm pretty sure he's gay, WHAT THE ####" "Now I have to deal with this and when we get off the plane say goodbye to all my friends forever, WTF?. I'm a mess"

I don't even know how to handle this.

Why would she have to say goodbye to all her friends forever? Are the rest of her friends all gay men?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I used to think that the reason I never got 'likes' from K4 was that they were a limited commodity.

Did you figure out why you're itchy yet? Did the wife switch laundry detergents on you? That happened to me once. Effin All.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Community is not that great of a show

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[Officer Pete Malloy]

[X] Spending time outside

[X] Disciplined

[X] Organized

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I emailed her teacher, but let's just say her teacher isn't going to be a Jeopardy champ anytime soon and emailing parents back can be challenging for her.

It's really not that hard. Being a Jeopardy champ I mean.

 

[cosjobs]

Found out last night around 10 that I get to spend the day today at an offsite event learning about how the brain works and different brain waves/states. It's also my daughter's last day of school and she wants me to come to the end of year party, except she isn't sure what time it is. I emailed her teacher, but let's just say her teacher isn't going to be a Jeopardy champ anytime soon and emailing parents back can be challenging for her.

First thing my daughter will do on summer vacation? Hit happy hour with dad. I have a standing happy hour with friends and I don't usually have the kid on Thursdays. Heck of a way to kick off the summer if you ask me

I'd be interested in your notes and handouts from the brain class. Will share mine.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I used to think that the reason I never got 'likes' from K4 was that they were a limited commodity.

Did you figure out why you're itchy yet? Did the wife switch laundry detergents on you? That happened to me once. Effin All.

Have not figured out the source of itchiness. I don't know of any changes in detergents.

Last night I killed it with bourbon.

 

[Foosball God]

I used to think that the reason I never got 'likes' from K4 was that they were a limited commodity.

Did you figure out why you're itchy yet? Did the wife switch laundry detergents on you? That happened to me once. Effin All.

Have not figured out the source of itchiness. I don't know of any changes in detergents.

Last night I killed it with bourbon.

Mrs. Foos claiming itchiness too. You dirty sonuva#####

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That brain wave thing sounds a little "new-agey" to me.

 

[kevzilla]

That brain wave thing sounds a little "new-agey" to me.

To be fair, anesthetics sound "new-agey" to you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That brain wave thing sounds a little "new-agey" to me.

To be fair, anesthetics sound "new-agey" to you.

To be fair, your face makes me want anesthesia.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I used to think that the reason I never got 'likes' from K4 was that they were a limited commodity.

Did you figure out why you're itchy yet? Did the wife switch laundry detergents on you? That happened to me once. Effin All.

Have not figured out the source of itchiness. I don't know of any changes in detergents.

Last night I killed it with bourbon.

Mrs. Foos claiming itchiness too. You dirty sonuva#####

 

[Idiot Boxer]

That brain wave thing sounds a little "new-agey" to me.

To be fair, anesthetics sound "new-agey" to you.

I'd have gone with "leeches" here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That brain wave thing sounds a little "new-agey" to me.

To be fair, anesthetics sound "new-agey" to you.

I'd have gone with "leeches" here.

You included

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Lots of negativity here today.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Lots of negativity here today.

Not really.

 

[krista4]

I used to think that the reason I never got 'likes' from K4 was that they were a limited commodity.

I'm a late adopter of likes. Resisted for a long time as they are a lazy man's or , but as it turns out, I'm lazy.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I used to think that the reason I never got 'likes' from K4 was that they were a limited commodity.

I'm a late adopter of likes. Resisted for a long time as they are a lazy man's or , but as it turns out, I'm lazy.

Way to completely lawyer the point I was making.

 

[kevzilla]

Angry Tanner is angry. Someone needs to take him back to that geode - filled swimming pool for an attitude adjustment.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Angry Tanner is angry. Someone needs to take him back to that geode - filled swimming pool for an attitude adjustment.

Fun Fact: Wilford Brimley was only like 51-52 when he made Cocoon.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Better?

Stupid chicken

Bargain at any price

 

[krista4]

Stupid chicken

Bargain at any price

Love these two.

IB also appearing to be angry today.

 

[Foosball God]

Stupid chicken

Bargain at any price

Love these two.

IB also appearing to be angry today.

He just needs some Gold Bond

 

[Ignoramus]

That brain wave thing sounds a little "new-agey" to me.

To be fair, anesthetics sound "new-agey" to you.

To be fair, your face makes me want anesthesia.

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[Officer Pete Malloy]

Burn! Put that in your Walkman and smoke it!

Sounds legit

File this under "water over the bridge"

 

[Annyong]

Now I'm confused. I gave out all my likes yesterday, when GPJ was #####ing about the rodeo, and I'm STILL unable to like things.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Now I'm confused. I gave out all my likes yesterday, when GPJ was #####ing about the rodeo, and I'm STILL unable to like things.

I think you get one time-released every few hours? I dunno, it's weird.