GM's thread about nothing (51 Viewers)

[Guster]

great, now i have images of k4 drinking, naked, all wet.

i'm out!

I'll give her a little of the hard cider if you know what I mean.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Flying absent kids, I'll fly all day if the price is right. Not many direct DTW PDX flights anymore.

Which strip club did you hit during your layover?

 

[kevzilla]

Flying absent kids, I'll fly all day if the price is right. Not many direct DTW PDX flights anymore.

Which strip club did you hit during your layover?

They're both in jail now.

 

[Josie Maran]

Flying absent kids, I'll fly all day if the price is right. Not many direct DTW PDX flights anymore.

Which strip club did you hit during your layover?

They're both in jail now.

1.800.GMISGAY

 

[Thorn]

Beerhole ticket booked!

No offense to Guster or those going on the train but flying direct to MKE was the most sensible option. Arrive 10am Friday so I should be good and ripe by the time others get into town. Staying through til Monday since I have to find out if I win Charv's pool on Sunday.

 

[Josie Maran]

Beerhole ticket booked!

No offense to Guster or those going on the train but flying direct to MKE was the most sensible option. Arrive 10am Friday so I should be good and ripe by the time others get into town. Staying through til Monday since I have to find out if I win Charv's pool on Sunday.

I thought we were gonna golf in Bowling Green!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Had my first shower beercider* yesterday. Glorious.

*I don't like beer but like hard cider.

I'll allow it

 

[Thorn]

Beerhole ticket booked!

No offense to Guster or those going on the train but flying direct to MKE was the most sensible option. Arrive 10am Friday so I should be good and ripe by the time others get into town. Staying through til Monday since I have to find out if I win Charv's pool on Sunday.

I thought we were gonna golf in Bowling Green!

Bring your clubs, chucklehead.

 

[shuke]

Took the day off and did yard work all day. I must have drank 2 gallons of water today, but am cramping up all over. My bag, legs, even my finger. Both my hamstrings were cramping at the same time and I was about screaming. Any advice? I ate a banana and took a calcium pill. My son drank the last of the gatorade yesterday.

Also, since you're all dying for an update, my fingernail seemed to actually be reattaching to whatever it is you call that part of your body under the fingernail. But I kept snagging it today, then tonight I pulled part of it out of the nail bed.

Only slightly less painful than it looks.

#### it, I cut it off.

 

[-fish-]

bag cramping sounds awful.

 

[-fish-]

Took the day off and did yard work all day. I must have drank 2 gallons of water today, but am cramping up all over. My bag, legs, even my finger. Both my hamstrings were cramping at the same time and I was about screaming. Any advice? I ate a banana and took a calcium pill. My son drank the last of the gatorade yesterday.

Also, since you're all dying for an update, my fingernail seemed to actually be reattaching to whatever it is you call that part of your body under the fingernail. But I kept snagging it today, then tonight I pulled part of it out of the nail bed.

Only slightly less painful than it looks.

#### it, I cut it off.

:X

 

[shuke]

bag cramping sounds awful.

BACK

 

[Frostillicus]

Made these awesome root beer drumsticks today. Super good. Needed more red pepper flakes, but I'll remember that for next time.

 

[Guster]

Took the day off and did yard work all day. I must have drank 2 gallons of water today, but am cramping up all over. My bag, legs, even my finger. Both my hamstrings were cramping at the same time and I was about screaming. Any advice? I ate a banana and took a calcium pill. My son drank the last of the gatorade yesterday.

Also, since you're all dying for an update, my fingernail seemed to actually be reattaching to whatever it is you call that part of your body under the fingernail. But I kept snagging it today, then tonight I pulled part of it out of the nail bed.

Only slightly less painful than it looks.

#### it, I cut it off.

:X

 

[mr roboto]

Is the Beerhole this weekend? If there's golfing I'd be willing to make the drive for a round.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Took the day off and did yard work all day. I must have drank 2 gallons of water today, but am cramping up all over. My bag, legs, even my finger. Both my hamstrings were cramping at the same time and I was about screaming. Any advice? I ate a banana and took a calcium pill. My son drank the last of the gatorade yesterday.

Also, since you're all dying for an update, my fingernail seemed to actually be reattaching to whatever it is you call that part of your body under the fingernail. But I kept snagging it today, then tonight I pulled part of it out of the nail bed.

Only slightly less painful than it looks.

#### it, I cut it off.

No way am I clicking that. Sorry to hear about your aches and pains, GB. Getting old sucks.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Beerhole needs more Shuke, Homer, GM, Uni and many others. Got spoiled by Coshole.

 

[shuke]

Beerhole needs more Shuke, Homer, GM, Uni and many others. Got spoiled by Coshole.

I want to really badly. I just don't think it would be right with the way my wife is doing.

We finally broke down and hired a sitter to come over about 20-25 hours a week during the summer.

 

[The_Man]

bag cramping sounds awful.

Better than vag cramping

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Bag cramp!!!'

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Beerhole needs more Shuke, Homer, GM, Uni and many others. Got spoiled by Coshole.

I want to really badly. I just don't think it would be right with the way my wife is doing.

We finally broke down and hired a sitter to come over about 20-25 hours a week during the summer.

:( I really feel for you man.

 

[Frostillicus]

Glad you asked. So first you marinade them in this:

1/2 c soy sauce

1/4 c white vinegar

1/4 t sea salt

3/4 t black pepper

1 T onion powder

2-3 minced gloves of garlic (could up this)

2 t brown sugar

I meant to marinate them for half a day but it ended up 2 days because oops weekend. Then cook the drumsticks, I did them in the over at 375 for 1/2 hour and the flipped for another 1/2 hour. Probably don't need to cook them that long if you don't want to but I wanted to make sure they're done. They won't be crispy on the outside but I don't care about that for drumsticks personally.

Then throw the pan on a preheated burner on med-high and put in 2 T butter, 12 oz root beer, and 1 T red pepper flakes (I might go 1.5 next time). Reduce that down until it's a sauce and then eat it. Super super good.

 

[-fish-]

I hope your bag cramp will be Oktoberfest.

 

[UOFI_316]

Beerhole needs more Shuke, Homer, GM, Uni and many others. Got spoiled by Coshole.

I am going to try and convince my wife to let me go.

 

[krista4]

Took the day off and did yard work all day. I must have drank 2 gallons of water today, but am cramping up all over. My bag, legs, even my finger. Both my hamstrings were cramping at the same time and I was about screaming. Any advice? I ate a banana and took a calcium pill. My son drank the last of the gatorade yesterday.

Also, since you're all dying for an update, my fingernail seemed to actually be reattaching to whatever it is you call that part of your body under the fingernail. But I kept snagging it today, then tonight I pulled part of it out of the nail bed.

Only slightly less painful than it looks.

#### it, I cut it off.

No way am I clicking that.

 

[krista4]

All right, jerks, I'll have you know that I just got an email from REI that came 1-1/2 hours ago, advertising a zillion classes, including one for adults learning to ride a bike. Went to sign up and BOTH classes are already sold out and there is a wait list for each. I am, therefore, not the only one--far from it. Jerks.

 

[kevzilla]

Settle down, toots.

 

[krista4]

Settle down, toots.

"Toots" doesn't work for you. You're way too nice for it to be believable.

 

[Celph Titled]

Instructional videos on YouTube + training wheels, to start?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

If you take a class to learn how to ride a bike I hope you crash.

 

[-fish-]

All right, jerks, I'll have you know that I just got an email from REI that came 1-1/2 hours ago, advertising a zillion classes, including one for adults learning to ride a bike. Went to sign up and BOTH classes are already sold out and there is a wait list for each. I am, therefore, not the only one--far from it. Jerks.

have you considered trying it without a class? my 9 year old would teach you for a Popsicle.

 

[-fish-]

also, homer should place a craiglist ad offering bike riding lessons.

 

[krista4]

If you take a class to learn how to ride a bike I hope you crash.

I hope your face crashes.

 

[krista4]

All right, jerks, I'll have you know that I just got an email from REI that came 1-1/2 hours ago, advertising a zillion classes, including one for adults learning to ride a bike. Went to sign up and BOTH classes are already sold out and there is a wait list for each. I am, therefore, not the only one--far from it. Jerks.

have you considered trying it without a class? my 9 year old would teach you for a Popsicle.

Which flavor? She can have a red one or one of those weird flavors like banana or whatever, but I'm not giving up an orange or a grape for this.

 

[Frostillicus]

All right, jerks, I'll have you know that I just got an email from REI that came 1-1/2 hours ago, advertising a zillion classes, including one for adults learning to ride a bike. Went to sign up and BOTH classes are already sold out and there is a wait list for each. I am, therefore, not the only one--far from it. Jerks.

have you considered trying it without a class? my 9 year old would teach you for a Popsicle.

Which flavor? She can have a red one or one of those weird flavors like banana or whatever, but I'm not giving up an orange or a grape for this.

Banana is a top 3 popsicle flavor.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

If you take a class to learn how to ride a bike I hope you crash.

I hope your face crashes.

My face has already suffered many casualties.

 

[cosjobs]

great, now i have images of k4 drinking, naked, all wet.

i'm out!

I'll give her a little of the hard cider if you know what I mean.

You mean the hard inside her?

 

[proninja]

If only you knew someone local to the area who had some manner of expertise on the subject, and maybe even did that for a living, k4

 

[cosjobs]

All right, jerks, I'll have you know that I just got an email from REI that came 1-1/2 hours ago, advertising a zillion classes, including one for adults learning to ride a bike. Went to sign up and BOTH classes are already sold out and there is a wait list for each. I am, therefore, not the only one--far from it. Jerks.

Lots of space available in both classes at the austin campus

 

[-fish-]

If only you knew someone local to the area who had some manner of expertise on the subject, and maybe even did that for a living, k4

you teach developmentally challenged adults how to ride bikes?

 

[Josie Maran]

also, homer should place a craiglist ad offering bike riding lessons.

Probably my favorite pedo joke in like a year.

Bravo!

 

[Josie Maran]

If only you knew someone local to the area who had some manner of expertise on the subject, and maybe even did that for a living, k4

you teach developmentally challenged adults how to ride bikes?

Probably my favorite Krista joke in that same timeframe.

Bravo!!!

 

[Josie Maran]

Currently finishing up all the beer in the new place...glad I had one accidental in there, because the 18-pack fell just short of perfection.

Anyway, I'm enjoying the tail end of an awesome thunderstorm and just had Neko Case followed up by Margot Timmins of Cowboy Junkies on the random music selections. Seriously, I could listen to either of them sing their grocery lists and be completely mesmerized.

Also, I'm quite drunk and have no furniture yet. Currently typing this while sitting on the edge of my bed and using a couple of beer boxes as my nightstand/desk/coffee table. Good times!

 

[-fish-]

Currently finishing up all the beer in the new place...glad I had one accidental in there, because the 18-pack fell just short of perfection.

Anyway, I'm enjoying the tail end of an awesome thunderstorm and just had Neko Case followed up by Margot Timmins of Cowboy Junkies on the random music selections. Seriously, I could listen to either of them sing their grocery lists and be completely mesmerized.

Also, I'm quite drunk and have no furniture yet. Currently typing this while sitting on the edge of my bed and using a couple of beer boxes as my nightstand/desk/coffee table. Good times!

May I suggest Lone Justice era Maria McKee...maybe Dixie Storms for your evening.

 

[Celph Titled]

Currently finishing up all the beer in the new place...glad I had one accidental in there, because the 18-pack fell just short of perfection.

Anyway, I'm enjoying the tail end of an awesome thunderstorm and just had Neko Case followed up by Margot Timmins of Cowboy Junkies on the random music selections. Seriously, I could listen to either of them sing their grocery lists and be completely mesmerized.

Also, I'm quite drunk and have no furniture yet. Currently typing this while sitting on the edge of my bed and using a couple of beer boxes as my nightstand/desk/coffee table. Good times!

That new Neko album is really something.

 

[Josie Maran]

Currently finishing up all the beer in the new place...glad I had one accidental in there, because the 18-pack fell just short of perfection.

Anyway, I'm enjoying the tail end of an awesome thunderstorm and just had Neko Case followed up by Margot Timmins of Cowboy Junkies on the random music selections. Seriously, I could listen to either of them sing their grocery lists and be completely mesmerized.

Also, I'm quite drunk and have no furniture yet. Currently typing this while sitting on the edge of my bed and using a couple of beer boxes as my nightstand/desk/coffee table. Good times!

May I suggest Lone Justice era Maria McKee...maybe Dixie Storms for your evening.

Love Maria McKee, discovered thanks to the Pulp Fiction soundtrack, but will have to check out the Dixie Storms.

Grazie!

Btw, if any of you other turdbags have some female singer/songwriters or ######lly fronted bands that you'd like to share, I'm always interested.

 

[Josie Maran]

Currently finishing up all the beer in the new place...glad I had one accidental in there, because the 18-pack fell just short of perfection.

Anyway, I'm enjoying the tail end of an awesome thunderstorm and just had Neko Case followed up by Margot Timmins of Cowboy Junkies on the random music selections. Seriously, I could listen to either of them sing their grocery lists and be completely mesmerized.

Also, I'm quite drunk and have no furniture yet. Currently typing this while sitting on the edge of my bed and using a couple of beer boxes as my nightstand/desk/coffee table. Good times!

That new Neko album is really something.

I really don't think anything will touch Fox Confessor, but the new one is damn spectacular no matter what you compare it to.

 

[Otis]

Beerhole needs more Shuke, Homer, GM, Uni and many others. Got spoiled by Coshole.

I want to really badly. I just don't think it would be right with the way my wife is doing.

We finally broke down and hired a sitter to come over about 20-25 hours a week during the summer.

This is so clutch, brother. Mrs. O was completely losing her sh!t with my daughters and just had no help (and I was working and traveling a bunch). We got on SitterCity and found this amazing girl, she comes over M-W-F for full days as of right now. Allows my wife to actually get things done around the house, get out and do things for herself now and then, or just take out the 3yo to the town pool or something while leaving the baby at home, etc. Totally more civilized life and she's been like a new person the past couple weeks. Hopefully you're having the same experience.

At some point Mrs. O wants to cut back from 3 days, because she feels like a real princess being a stay at home mom and having help those days, but I've told her I don't care what it costs, if it brings sanity to our house, it's worth every penny.

GLGB

 

[Otis]

On the 4th of July the Mrs. and I are driving up to Mohegan Sun to stay for the night, leaving the kids with the in-laws. First night away just the two of us in nearly a year. Can't wait. Setting aside boatloads of cash to bring up. Gonna eat, drink and gamble like a degenerate.

 

[kevzilla]

On the 4th of July the Mrs. and I are driving up to Mohegan Sun to stay for the night, leaving the kids with the in-laws. First night away just the two of us in nearly a year. Can't wait. Setting aside boatloads of cash to bring up. Gonna eat, drink and gamble like a degenerate.

I like this plan, but you should probably interact with your wife at some point,