GM's thread about nothing (44 Viewers)

[El Floppo]

There's sort of football on tonight

effing CONCACAF CL... I just can't get excited about it, even if drinking heavily.

Yeah- not if there's no MLS involved... or is there? Saw part of a game last night... yawn.

Copa Libertadores, otoh... those games are usually barnburners full of all kinds of drama.

eta: wait a sec... what thread is this?

 

[charvik]

If anyone wants a link to my GeoCities page, just hit me up on my CompuServe account. I'm running 2400 bps suckas!

Your face is an altavista search.

I don't understand "Your face is an altavista search"

You are standing in an open field west of a white house with a door.

There is a mailbox here.

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You can still play all those games here:

http://pot.home.xs4all.nl/infocom/

Wishbringer was my favorite

ETA: non Java version of Zork: http://www.web-adventures.org/cgi-bin/webfrotz?s=ZorkDungeon

that's awesome! thanks! HGG was my favorite I think.

 

[General Malaise]

What do you guys pay per month for cable/satellite TV? My latest bill is $97 for DirecTV and that seems egregious. No movie channels, no NFL. Time for a Rococo Box? Will I get sports with that?

 

[Osaurus]

This one is nice http://www.apkelson.com/images/China%20Images/jp15561%209.75%20H%20Brass%20Mtd%20Ov%20Box%20Bl-wh-pc-8IT4.jpg

 

[Captain Quinoa]

What do you guys pay per month for cable/satellite TV? My latest bill is $97 for DirecTV and that seems egregious. No movie channels, no NFL. Time for a Rococo Box? Will I get sports with that?

$124 DirecTV no movies or sports probably a tier up from your package.

 

[Gadzooks]

What do you guys pay per month for cable/satellite TV? My latest bill is $97 for DirecTV and that seems egregious. No movie channels, no NFL. Time for a Rococo Box? Will I get sports with that?

$124 DirecTV no movies or sports probably a tier up from your package.

I'm paying $145. Guess my package is bigger.

 

[El Floppo]

What do you guys pay per month for cable/satellite TV? My latest bill is $97 for DirecTV and that seems egregious. No movie channels, no NFL. Time for a Rococo Box? Will I get sports with that?

$124 DirecTV no movies or sports probably a tier up from your package.

I'm paying $145. Guess my package is bigger.

just south of 200... triple play on TimeWarner with no bells or whistles on the cable package. anybody else want some money? I'm pretty much just throwing it away at this point.

 

[Osaurus]

I have Fios and pay $184. NFL Red Zone, ESPN Goal Line, and a bunch of movie channels. I have a multi-room DVR and 1 HD box in the other room with 75/75 internet. It's been around this price for a long time. No complaints seeing the schlock packages Bight House...err Time Warner offer down here.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

$70 direct tv basic, no movies. but that's with me chiseling them down every 6 months. i think it would be in the $100 range with no discounts.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If you are talking to your wife/husband/SO on the phone, you probably end the call with "love you" or "love you too". How come this is reserved only for phone calls? How come every conversation isn't doesn't end this way regardless of how this is communicated? Think I have me's some new shtick.

 

[kevzilla]

If you are talking to your wife/husband/SO on the phone, you probably end the call with "love you" or "love you too". How come this is reserved only for phone calls? How come every conversation isn't doesn't end this way regardless of how this is communicated? Think I have me's some new shtick.

Well, in your case, Pepper can never be sure if she'll see you again. Although I suppose your point still stands.

 

[El Floppo]

I end every phone call with "I love you".

 

[Osaurus]

I end every phone call with "I love you".

Pizza orders?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I end every phone call with "I love you".

Pizza orders?

911?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I end every phone call with "I love you".

Confirmed. Ran out of lube.

 

[El Floppo]

I end every phone call with "I love you".

Pizza orders?

911?

every call.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Calling the front desk at the hotel bc you clogged the toilet?

 

[El Floppo]

Calling the front desk at the hotel bc you clogged the toilet?

especially then.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Calling the front desk at the hotel bc you clogged the toilet?

who did that?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

What do you guys pay per month for cable/satellite TV? My latest bill is $97 for DirecTV and that seems egregious. No movie channels, no NFL. Time for a Rococo Box? Will I get sports with that?

You need to call up and tell them you want to cancel. Then they will find lots of ways to lower your bill. Headed to PDX soon. See you mañana.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I took one of those stupid, bull####, unscientific, IQ tests on FB today. I was bored, no other excuse really. Anyhow, I scored a 128. When I first got the innernets in the 90's I took one as well. Eagerly. HOLY ####, INTERNET IS AMAZING!!! This one was actually pretty comprehensive and I scored 164. Again, I know this means nothing but I'm guessing that, in terms of percentage, my IQ has probably dropped that much.

 

[El Floppo]

Calling the front desk at the hotel bc you clogged the toilet?

who did that?

who doesn't do that?



right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I took one of those stupid, bull####, unscientific, IQ tests on FB today. I was bored, no other excuse really. Anyhow, I scored a 128. When I first got the innernets in the 90's I took one as well. Eagerly. HOLY ####, INTERNET IS AMAZING!!! This one was actually pretty comprehensive and I scored 164. Again, I know this means nothing but I'm guessing that, in terms of percentage, my IQ has probably dropped that much.

Here you go

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Calling the front desk at the hotel bc you clogged the toilet?

who did that?

who doesn't do that?



right?

I've never clogged a hotel toilet if that's what you're getting at.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Calling the front desk at the hotel bc you clogged the toilet?

who did that?

 

[Osaurus]

This assumes calls made sober right?

 

[Ignoramus]

I pay $10 for Tivo & $10 for Netflix. Don't miss cable one bit.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I pay $10 for Tivo & $10 for Netflix. Don't miss cable one bit.

What good is tivo with no cable?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I took one of those stupid, bull####, unscientific, IQ tests on FB today. I was bored, no other excuse really. Anyhow, I scored a 128. When I first got the innernets in the 90's I took one as well. Eagerly. HOLY ####, INTERNET IS AMAZING!!! This one was actually pretty comprehensive and I scored 164. Again, I know this means nothing but I'm guessing that, in terms of percentage, my IQ has probably dropped that much.

Here you go

lol That's the one.

Enjoying a Jack and Mexican Coke. Thanks, um, Raiders guy!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I pay $10 for Tivo & $10 for Netflix. Don't miss cable one bit.

What good is tivo with no cable?

So he can record things on Netflix to his TIVO to watch later?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I pay $10 for Tivo & $10 for Netflix. Don't miss cable one bit.

There would be news crews covering the rioting at my house if I did this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What's TIVO?

 

[Osaurus]

What's TIVO?

GM uses it with his Rococo box

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What's TIVO?

GM uses it with his Rococo box

There is a break room supply, coffee place here called Ronnoco. Pretty big and successful. Ronnoco is actually O'Connor backwards. You have to watch out for these crafty Irish. Sneaky bastards. I thought you would like to know.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Potato salad? Not exactly adventurous, but it gets the job done. That reminds me. We should have sex tonight.

Stan

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

What's TIVO?

GM uses it with his Rococo box

There is a break room supply, coffee place here called Ronnoco. Pretty big and successful. Ronnoco is actually O'Connor backwards. You have to watch out for these crafty Irish. Sneaky bastards. I thought you would like to know.

Never trust the Irish.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What's TIVO?

GM uses it with his Rococo box

There is a break room supply, coffee place here called Ronnoco. Pretty big and successful. Ronnoco is actually O'Connor backwards. You have to watch out for these crafty Irish. Sneaky bastards. I thought you would like to know.

Never trust the Irish.

my link

 

[Frostillicus]

Man, Dale was a serious whiner.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For Charv

Spoiler

Oh, oh, that’s fantastic, Francine. I’m the richest man in the world. Hello, Bill Gates? Turns out I’m the richest guy in the world because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man, Dale was a serious whiner.

Who what now?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Man, Dale was a serious whiner.

Earnhardt?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man, Dale was a serious whiner.

Earnhardt?

I reluctantly got into a fantasy NASCAR thing. I was however less reluctnat when I learned the "draft" was pulling a single piece of paper out of a hat.

I got Kenseth (4) , Keselowskie (3) & Gordon (1)

First time I've checked it, think I'm looking good here. Thanks for the reminder.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Man, Dale was a serious whiner.

Earnhardt?

I reluctantly got into a fantasy NASCAR thing. I was however less reluctnat when I learned the "draft" was pulling a single piece of paper out of a hat.

I got Kenseth (4) , Keselowskie (3) & Gordon (1)

First time I've checked it, think I'm looking good here. Thanks for the reminder.

I'm here for you, man.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

When does NASCAR end?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man, Dale was a serious whiner.

Earnhardt?

I reluctantly got into a fantasy NASCAR thing. I was however less reluctnat when I learned the "draft" was pulling a single piece of paper out of a hat.

I got Kenseth (4) , Keselowskie (3) & Gordon (1)

First time I've checked it, think I'm looking good here. Thanks for the reminder.

I'm here for you, man.

I'll take a whiskey and water please.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

When does NASCAR end?

I assumed it would be when we got a black president, but that theory has not held up.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If you are talking to your wife/husband/SO on the phone, you probably end the call with "love you" or "love you too". How come this is reserved only for phone calls? How come every conversation isn't doesn't end this way regardless of how this is communicated? Think I have me's some new shtick.

Well, in your case, Pepper can never be sure if she'll see you again. Although I suppose your point still stands.

She is numb to this now. She probably already has two guys after Zooks lined up.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

When does NASCAR end?

I assumed it would be when we got a black president, but that theory has not held up.

I don't want to offend people that like NASCAR but it's the worst thing ever. NASCAR, not the black President.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Man, Dale was a serious whiner.

Earnhardt?

I reluctantly got into a fantasy NASCAR thing. I was however less reluctnat when I learned the "draft" was pulling a single piece of paper out of a hat.

I got Kenseth (4) , Keselowskie (3) & Gordon (1)

First time I've checked it, think I'm looking good here. Thanks for the reminder.

I'm here for you, man.

I'll take a whiskey and water please.

Off tonight.

 

[kevzilla]

Calling the front desk at the hotel bc you clogged the toilet?

who did that?

I did, at the Stardust. But I was about to check out and they were going to implode the place in three weeks anyway, so I shoved $20 in an envelope, scrawled "Sorry" on it, and took off.