Officer Pete Malloy
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I honestly want to punch anybody that thinks "Guardians of the Galaxy" is great right in their dorito-holder.
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Where are you watching this at? Is that youtube on fire thing still around?
Also update: ran out of miller lites so I switched to scotch. slap it high.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Dan Gladden's Mustache
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DA RAIDERS
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St. Louis Bob said:
we'll yay it up some day. 
YSR
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Oh there's no doubt that I'm "that ##### that turned our son/brother against his own family". I told him tonight that while it's no fun to be the villain, it's a role I'll assume if it means that someone is calling them on their ####.That sucks big time. Went through the same thing with my wife and her family. Her mom and grandmother are more manipulative than 1000 Asian kids on meth at a Rubik's Cube solving tournament. Took my wife years before she finally realize how freaking venomous they are. Good news is that she has almost no contact with them these days.My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.
Women.
I'm sure they tell everybody that I'm some sort of brute that turn her against them. Jay Cutler.
What a bunch of whores. Keep up the good fight.Oh there's no doubt that I'm "that ##### that turned our son/brother against his own family". I told him tonight that while it's no fun to be the villain, it's a role I'll assume if it means that someone is calling them on their ####.That sucks big time. Went through the same thing with my wife and her family. Her mom and grandmother are more manipulative than 1000 Asian kids on meth at a Rubik's Cube solving tournament. Took my wife years before she finally realize how freaking venomous they are. Good news is that she has almost no contact with them these days.My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.
Women.
I'm sure they tell everybody that I'm some sort of brute that turn her against them. Jay Cutler.
Captain Quinoa
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It's fine, but if you really believe it's better than the original you are trying too hard. Trying to make it your own but then singing the verses in the exact same cadence as the original isn't the best idea.
Leeroy Jenkins
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You had the baby over the weekend?!?My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.
Women.
YSR
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Nope. We are scheduled to go in tomorrow. Due date is Monday but I'm a little bit of a control freak and we have only met with two of the seven doctors in the practice, so we scheduled an induction to be sure that one of the two we knew would be delivering.You had the baby over the weekend?!?My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.
Women.
I'm actually rethinking it, though, because there is also a part of me that thinks, "who am I to play God and determine this baby's birthdate when there is no medical reason to induce?". So we might cancel and let him come on his own. I still think that will happen this weekend, as I have been having pretty painful (but not consistent) contractions and was actually convinced I was in labor at one point last night.
Still don't have a name.
Fuller
Footballguy
congrats and best wishes for an uneventful birth!Nope. We are scheduled to go in tomorrow. Due date is Monday but I'm a little bit of a control freak and we have only met with two of the seven doctors in the practice, so we scheduled an induction to be sure that one of the two we knew would be delivering.You had the baby over the weekend?!?My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.
Women.
I'm actually rethinking it, though, because there is also a part of me that thinks, "who am I to play God and determine this baby's birthdate when there is no medical reason to induce?". So we might cancel and let him come on his own. I still think that will happen this weekend, as I have been having pretty painful (but not consistent) contractions and was actually convinced I was in labor at one point last night.
Still don't have a name.
Dabo TajhNope. We are scheduled to go in tomorrow. Due date is Monday but I'm a little bit of a control freak and we have only met with two of the seven doctors in the practice, so we scheduled an induction to be sure that one of the two we knew would be delivering.You had the baby over the weekend?!?My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.
Women.
I'm actually rethinking it, though, because there is also a part of me that thinks, "who am I to play God and determine this baby's birthdate when there is no medical reason to induce?". So we might cancel and let him come on his own. I still think that will happen this weekend, as I have been having pretty painful (but not consistent) contractions and was actually convinced I was in labor at one point last night.
Still don't have a name.
charvik
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I would push for a name foreign enough that the in-laws couldn't pronounce it.Dabo TajhNope. We are scheduled to go in tomorrow. Due date is Monday but I'm a little bit of a control freak and we have only met with two of the seven doctors in the practice, so we scheduled an induction to be sure that one of the two we knew would be delivering.You had the baby over the weekend?!?My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.
Women.
I'm actually rethinking it, though, because there is also a part of me that thinks, "who am I to play God and determine this baby's birthdate when there is no medical reason to induce?". So we might cancel and let him come on his own. I still think that will happen this weekend, as I have been having pretty painful (but not consistent) contractions and was actually convinced I was in labor at one point last night.
Still don't have a name.
Leeroy Jenkins
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FranklinNope. We are scheduled to go in tomorrow. Due date is Monday but I'm a little bit of a control freak and we have only met with two of the seven doctors in the practice, so we scheduled an induction to be sure that one of the two we knew would be delivering.You had the baby over the weekend?!?My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.
Women.
I'm actually rethinking it, though, because there is also a part of me that thinks, "who am I to play God and determine this baby's birthdate when there is no medical reason to induce?". So we might cancel and let him come on his own. I still think that will happen this weekend, as I have been having pretty painful (but not consistent) contractions and was actually convinced I was in labor at one point last night.
Still don't have a name.
Stephen
Leeroy
Bruce
Dan Gladden's Mustache
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That's some impressive wordsmithing.
Gadzooks
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Actually, the coolest thing ever would be naming the child: DanGladden'sMustache Romo (no middle name needed)
Captain Quinoa
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Rocky
Osaurus
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Captain Quinoa
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Rex
Idiot Boxer
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Anything but George. George is a horrible name.
GroveDiesel
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Captain Quinoa
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Webb
Owen Owen
William, Bill, Billy is good too.
William, Bill, Billy is good too.
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Leeroy Jenkins
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Bob Sacamano
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Frostillicus
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Miles
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William Robert
Bob Sacamano
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Or Dolemite. Tough call between the two.
bentley
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I have a good friend who named his kid this. But he's half Mexicaned so they call him Guillermo.
Captain Quinoa
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