GM's thread about nothing (46 Viewers)

[Disco Stu]

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

Golf community means they are old, right? Ask Tanner?Or golf balls, sunscreen, and margarita glasses.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Floppo - glad everyone is ok...but how did the car hit the stroller and no damage? had it just slowed at that point? i'm just curious more than anything.

 

[El Floppo]

Floppo - glad everyone is ok...but how did the car hit the stroller and no damage? had it just slowed at that point? i'm just curious more than anything.

no idea. I'm assuming she was crossing, car hit her stroller slightly and then drove off... must've slowed to do this. dunno.

 

[mr roboto]

I just got ice bucket challenged.

 

[-fish-]

I just got ice bucket challenged.

your face is ice bucket challenged.

 

[mr roboto]

I just got ice bucket challenged.

your face is ice bucket challenged.

Oh yeah, well...uh...you are gonna end up in an ice bucket cause you date crazy women. Yeah!

 

[-fish-]

I just got ice bucket challenged.

your face is ice bucket challenged.

Oh yeah, well...uh...you are gonna end up in an ice bucket cause you date crazy women. Yeah!

I think the 24-year old isn't crazy. Except for wanting to date a guy almost twice her age when she's really pretty, fun and smart.

So yeah, she's probably crazy.

 

[krista4]

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

Golf community means they are old, right? Ask Tanner?Or golf balls, sunscreen, and margarita glasses.

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

Golf community means they are old, right? Ask Tanner?Or golf balls, sunscreen, and margarita glasses.

Sunscreen is clever; I'm going to add that. I just ordered a ####-ton of golf balls (some with logos of various TX colleges) and, since the wife takes pictures of lots of birds and flowers, field guides to birds of East and South Texas and flowers and trees of South Texas, plus a guide to the trails and nature walks of Padre Island. I'm going to add some sunscreen and some Shiner Bock and that should do it.

 

[krista4]

Uruk'd it up. Well, I'm leaving it that way.

 

[Osaurus]

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

Golf community means they are old, right? Ask Tanner?Or golf balls, sunscreen, and margarita glasses.

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

Golf community means they are old, right? Ask Tanner?Or golf balls, sunscreen, and margarita glasses.

Sunscreen is clever; I'm going to add that. I just ordered a ####-ton of golf balls (some with logos of various TX colleges) and, since the wife takes pictures of lots of birds and flowers, field guides to birds of East and South Texas and flowers and trees of South Texas, plus a guide to the trails and nature walks of Padre Island. I'm going to add some sunscreen and some Shiner Bock and that should do it.

Maybe some Ruby Redbird too if you can still find some

 

[mr roboto]

I would like to sell a house to K4. My hobbies include exotic Italian sports cars and blow jobs.

 

[krista4]

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

Golf community means they are old, right? Ask Tanner?Or golf balls, sunscreen, and margarita glasses.

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

Golf community means they are old, right? Ask Tanner?Or golf balls, sunscreen, and margarita glasses.

Sunscreen is clever; I'm going to add that. I just ordered a ####-ton of golf balls (some with logos of various TX colleges) and, since the wife takes pictures of lots of birds and flowers, field guides to birds of East and South Texas and flowers and trees of South Texas, plus a guide to the trails and nature walks of Padre Island. I'm going to add some sunscreen and some Shiner Bock and that should do it.

Maybe some Ruby Redbird too if you can still find some

Will look for it. We know one or both of them like beer, because Mr. krista opened their fridge and saw a ton of it.

I would like to sell a house to K4. My hobbies include exotic Italian sports cars and blow jobs.

 

[strykerpks]

I just got ice bucket challenged.

Dammit, me too.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22tomato+pie%22&client=firefox-a&hs=5cq&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&channel=sb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=VmvyU6GOB4H4yQSf34Bw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoATgK&biw=1366&bih=648

I celebrate the entire tomato pie catalogue.

 

[Henry Ford]

I would like to sell a house to K4. My hobbies include exotic Italian sports cars and blow jobs.

Squeegee and kneepads?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I just got ice bucket challenged.

Dammit, me too.

"Out of respect for my drought-ravaged GBs in the western US, I decline to participate in such needless water waste. Donation made, however."

 

[bentley]

K4 - awesome choices. Glad I could be completely unhelpful.

 

[ScottNorwood]

I thought I'd do my wife a favor and clean the dirty cloth diapers. Dear God, I've not encountered a fouler stench (other than GPJ's mom's nether region). I somehow got through it without barfing.

The wife must have a very high tolerance to bad smells, which may explain why she married me.

 

[krista4]

I thought I'd do my wife a favor and clean the dirty cloth diapers. Dear God, I've not encountered a fouler stench (other than GPJ's mom's nether region). I somehow got through it without barfing.

The wife must have a very high tolerance to bad smells, which may explain why she married me.

Does she have a sister for Uni?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and what makes it worse is that NONE of the kids whose parents hung out with them on campus seemed embarrassed. If I was 12 years old and my mom walked me around my junior high on my first day I would have died a little inside.

In fairness your school only had one room.

no it didnt

?

"School of Athens" -- Raphael early 1500s.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Jesus...more grumpy old man crap.

Lady I teach with posted not one, not two, but THREE "first day of school" photos of her son...THE SOPHOMORE.

 

[Osaurus]

Oh and what makes it worse is that NONE of the kids whose parents hung out with them on campus seemed embarrassed. If I was 12 years old and my mom walked me around my junior high on my first day I would have died a little inside.

In fairness your school only had one room.

no it didnt

?

"School of Athens" -- Raphael early 1500s.

 

[Gadzooks]

I think I might love Anna Kendrick more than freeze pops.

 

[mr roboto]

Jesus...more grumpy old man crap.

Lady I teach with posted not one, not two, but THREE "first day of school" photos of her son...THE SOPHOMORE.

My MIL does this. With her kids. Who are 33, 31, 31, 28. We had them pick us up from the airport after our vacation. They had our kids for the week. They wanted to take Welcome Home pictures. At O'Hare. At the curb where people pull up to pick you up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Jesus...more grumpy old man crap.

Lady I teach with posted not one, not two, but THREE "first day of school" photos of her son...THE SOPHOMORE.

My MIL does this. With her kids. Who are 33, 31, 31, 28. We had them pick us up from the airport after our vacation. They had our kids for the week. They wanted to take Welcome Home pictures. At O'Hare. At the curb where people pull up to pick you up.

In situations like this I like to tell people "getting your photo taken steals part of your soul" and then pretend I'm serious. Seriously.

 

[mr roboto]

Jesus...more grumpy old man crap.

Lady I teach with posted not one, not two, but THREE "first day of school" photos of her son...THE SOPHOMORE.

My MIL does this. With her kids. Who are 33, 31, 31, 28. We had them pick us up from the airport after our vacation. They had our kids for the week. They wanted to take Welcome Home pictures. At O'Hare. At the curb where people pull up to pick you up.

In situations like this I like to tell people "getting your photo taken steals part of your soul" and then pretend I'm serious. Seriously.

She's a super nice lady. All her kids have told her they don't like the pictures. She gets really upset about it. It's like a compulsion or something.

 

[krista4]

I thought I'd do my wife a favor and clean the dirty cloth diapers. Dear God, I've not encountered a fouler stench (other than GPJ's mom's nether region). I somehow got through it without barfing.

The wife must have a very high tolerance to bad smells, which may explain why she married me.

Does she have a sister for Uni?

You see, because the joke is that Uni lives under a bridge and doesn't bathe, though I've met him and he's actually quite fetching.

Nevermind.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Lol, respond within the hour, or else!

 

[ScottNorwood]

I don't even know what unialias is. Seems he slipped into the mix while I was on hiatus. He is some sort of ogre-like creature?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't even know what unialias is. Seems he slipped into the mix while I was on hiatus. He is some sort of ogre-like creature?

Hipsterish Texan and professional Boggle player.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I thought I'd do my wife a favor and clean the dirty cloth diapers. Dear God, I've not encountered a fouler stench (other than GPJ's mom's nether region). I somehow got through it without barfing.

The wife must have a very high tolerance to bad smells, which may explain why she married me.

Does she have a sister for Uni?

You see, because the joke is that Uni lives under a bridge and doesn't bathe, though I've met him and he's actually quite fetching.

Nevermind.

Shhhh...here you go.

 

[UniAlias]

Words hurt.

 

[Frostillicus]

I just got ice bucket challenged.

Dammit, me too.

Me also.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Words hurt.

Especially 8 letter ones on a TW tile.

 

[Annyong]

My kids are so stupid they don't even know the laptop isn't a touchscreen.

 

[Frostillicus]

I thought I'd do my wife a favor and clean the dirty cloth diapers. Dear God, I've not encountered a fouler stench (other than GPJ's mom's nether region). I somehow got through it without barfing.

The wife must have a very high tolerance to bad smells, which may explain why she married me.

Does she have a sister for Uni?

You see, because the joke is that Uni lives under a bridge and doesn't bathe, though I've met him and he's actually quite fetching.

Nevermind.

Shhhh...here you go.

That is a cat wearing a silly hat.

 

[Thorn]

I don't even know what unialias is. Seems he slipped into the mix while I was on hiatus. He is some sort of ogre-like creature?

Hipsterish Texan and professional Boggle player.

He's also skilled at poker, guessing your bank's routing number, and ruining the dreams of lesser hipsters.

 

[ScottNorwood]

I don't even know what unialias is. Seems he slipped into the mix while I was on hiatus. He is some sort of ogre-like creature?

Hipsterish Texan and professional Boggle player.

I thought that was Tufnel?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

"Hey guys, let's put a ####er on Jeopardy! who doesn't have any eyes."

jfc

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Sorry about losing your eyes, Tanner

 

[strykerpks]

I just got ice bucket challenged.

Dammit, me too.

Me also.

Are you going to do it?

 

[UniAlias]

I don't even know what unialias is. Seems he slipped into the mix while I was on hiatus. He is some sort of ogre-like creature?

Hipsterish Texan and professional Boggle player.

He's also skilled at poker, guessing your bank's routing number, and ruining the dreams of lesser hipsters.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Let's go no more ice buckets.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Let's go no more ice buckets.

An error occurred

 

[Frostillicus]

I just got ice bucket challenged.

Dammit, me too.

Me also.

Are you going to do it?

No. It's stupid.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just got ice bucket challenged.

Dammit, me too.

Me also.

Are you going to do it?

No. It's stupid.

An error occurredJust post a pic of yourself with a single ice cube on your head.

 

[strykerpks]

I just got ice bucket challenged.

Dammit, me too.

Me also.

Are you going to do it?

No. It's stupid.

An error occurredJust post a pic of yourself with a single ice cube on your head.

That's good.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Hey guys, let's put a ####er on Jeopardy! who doesn't have any eyes."

jfc

Sorry about losing your eyes, Tanner

Wait. What.

 

[Guster]

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

My aunt and uncle just moved from South Padre island a couple months ago

 

[ScottNorwood]

Instead of the ice bucket challenge, I'm going to start a diarrhea bucket challenge - to benefit the GPJ's mother fund (because she likes to be pooped on).