GM's thread about nothing (56 Viewers)

[Dan Lambskin]

Also iOS 8 sucks

 

[-fish-]

Hormonal wife is hormonal

Drinking for you. Would you mind setting our lineup?

 

[T Bell]

They put some sort of awful mustache on otherwise-hot Stringer Bell. This is the worst disguise since Ben Affleck in Argo.

Ben Affleck was in Argo?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

As part of Operation Overliver, I'm home sober. :( Could use some of those edibles GBDrifter.

I also hear on the radio today that

Spoiler

Rocky loses the fight.

Now I know what happens in what I hear is a very good movie. <_<THANKS GUYS!!

 

[strykerpks]

Hormonal wife is hormonal

Drinking for you. Would you mind setting our lineup?

Oh, I'm drinking, don't you worry.

Optimum lineup will be set

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The knives I mentioned this morning arrived today. They are Mrs. SLB's birthday present which is on Sunday. I plan on getting quite drunk at the Rams game. #balls

Oh yeah, I also wrote her a special poem to post on FB. #reallypushingmyluck

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hormonal wife is hormonal

Drinking for you. Would you mind setting our lineup?

Oh, I'm drinking, don't you worry.Optimum lineup will be set

Bunch of cocksucking jerks.

 

[T Bell]

Hormonal wife is hormonal

Just because she's hormonal it doesn't mean you're not still wrong.

 

[T Bell]

The knives I mentioned this morning arrived today. They are Mrs. SLB's birthday present which is on Sunday. I plan on getting quite drunk at the Rams game. #balls

Oh yeah, I also wrote her a special poem to post on FB. #reallypushingmyluck

Great, so the wife-birthday-sex strategy of the sub-literate accident prone dude is to buy knives and write poetry. What could go wrong?

 

[strykerpks]

Hormonal wife is hormonal

Just because she's hormonal it doesn't mean you're not still wrong.

Oh I'm always wrong.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The knives I mentioned this morning arrived today. They are Mrs. SLB's birthday present which is on Sunday. I plan on getting quite drunk at the Rams game. #balls

Oh yeah, I also wrote her a special poem to post on FB. #reallypushingmyluck

Great, so the wife-birthday-sex strategy of the sub-literate accident prone dude is to buy knives and write poetry. What could go wrong?

It's like I did something really terrible to Charles Bronson's family. I also bought new flatware too. Old stuff is really nice but again, pieces missing. If one of you single guys want it, I'll ship for free.

 

[Drifter]

Stryker - What are you doing next Tuesday night?

 

[T Bell]

The knives I mentioned this morning arrived today. They are Mrs. SLB's birthday present which is on Sunday. I plan on getting quite drunk at the Rams game. #balls

Oh yeah, I also wrote her a special poem to post on FB. #reallypushingmyluck

Great, so the wife-birthday-sex strategy of the sub-literate accident prone dude is to buy knives and write poetry. What could go wrong?

It's like I did something really terrible to Charles Bronson's family. I also bought new flatware too. Old stuff is really nice but again, pieces missing. If one of you single guys want it, I'll ship for free.

Actually I'd go for that. I've been steadily losing my flatware over the years. I think careless-but-tremendous-in-bed girlfriend is responsible for it, but WTF knows?

 

[Abraham]

Bentley / tell Adler that trying to keep uber and lyft out if Austin is petty and stupid.

 

[strykerpks]

Stryker - What are you doing next Tuesday night?

Probably not much. I think my wife has a dinner thing so I'll be hanging at home with the kid.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The knives I mentioned this morning arrived today. They are Mrs. SLB's birthday present which is on Sunday. I plan on getting quite drunk at the Rams game. #balls

Oh yeah, I also wrote her a special poem to post on FB. #reallypushingmyluck

Great, so the wife-birthday-sex strategy of the sub-literate accident prone dude is to buy knives and write poetry. What could go wrong?

It's like I did something really terrible to Charles Bronson's family. I also bought new flatware too. Old stuff is really nice but again, pieces missing. If one of you single guys want it, I'll ship for free.

Actually I'd go for that. I've been steadily losing my flatware over the years. I think careless-but-tremendous-in-bed girlfriend is responsible for it, but WTF knows?

All yours my brother. There's at least 5 of everything.

 

[T Bell]

The knives I mentioned this morning arrived today. They are Mrs. SLB's birthday present which is on Sunday. I plan on getting quite drunk at the Rams game. #balls

Oh yeah, I also wrote her a special poem to post on FB. #reallypushingmyluck

Great, so the wife-birthday-sex strategy of the sub-literate accident prone dude is to buy knives and write poetry. What could go wrong?

It's like I did something really terrible to Charles Bronson's family. I also bought new flatware too. Old stuff is really nice but again, pieces missing. If one of you single guys want it, I'll ship for free.

Actually I'd go for that. I've been steadily losing my flatware over the years. I think careless-but-tremendous-in-bed girlfriend is responsible for it, but WTF knows?

All yours my brother. There's at least 5 of everything.

Thanks man.

And sorry for calling you sub-literate. You're at least at periscope depth.

 

[bentley]

Bentley / tell Adler that trying to keep uber and lyft out if Austin is petty and stupid.

I think that every candidate other than the people on the current council agree with you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Did you see that balloon?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm watching the 60 Minutes interview with Nicholas Winton. Wow. Now he's a great man.

 

[Drifter]

Stryker - What are you doing next Tuesday night?

Probably not much. I think my wife has a dinner thing so I'll be hanging at home with the kid.

That this Tuesday or next Tuesday?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The knives I mentioned this morning arrived today. They are Mrs. SLB's birthday present which is on Sunday. I plan on getting quite drunk at the Rams game. #balls

Oh yeah, I also wrote her a special poem to post on FB. #reallypushingmyluck

Great, so the wife-birthday-sex strategy of the sub-literate accident prone dude is to buy knives and write poetry. What could go wrong?

It's like I did something really terrible to Charles Bronson's family. I also bought new flatware too. Old stuff is really nice but again, pieces missing. If one of you single guys want it, I'll ship for free.

Actually I'd go for that. I've been steadily losing my flatware over the years. I think careless-but-tremendous-in-bed girlfriend is responsible for it, but WTF knows?

All yours my brother. There's at least 5 of everything.

Thanks man.

And sorry for calling you sub-literate. You're at least at periscope depth.

Meh, it's fairly accurate.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I watch too many commercials.

 

[strykerpks]

Stryker - What are you doing next Tuesday night?

Probably not much. I think my wife has a dinner thing so I'll be hanging at home with the kid.

That this Tuesday or next Tuesday?

Ummm I actually thought to myself "I wonder which Tuesday he really means"

Looks like the 23rd is her dinner thing and the 30th is wide open. Either way, I don't have anything planned. What's going on?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I watch too many commercials.

 

[T Bell]

I'm watching the 60 Minutes interview with Nicholas Winton. Wow. Now he's a great man.

Yes! Truly amazing guy. Remarkable for how humble he is, not just for the heroism he showed at the time. Great man.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm watching the 60 Minutes interview with Nicholas Winton. Wow. Now he's a great man.

Yes! Truly amazing guy. Remarkable for how humble he is, not just for the heroism he showed at the time. Great man.

His humility is certainly ss amazing as the story.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm watching the 60 Minutes interview with Nicholas Winton. Wow. Now he's a great man.

Yes! Truly amazing guy. Remarkable for how humble he is, not just for the heroism he showed at the time. Great man.

His humility is certainly ss amazing as the story.

Freudian slip?

 

[T Bell]

I'm watching the 60 Minutes interview with Nicholas Winton. Wow. Now he's a great man.

Yes! Truly amazing guy. Remarkable for how humble he is, not just for the heroism he showed at the time. Great man.

His humility is certainly ss amazing as the story.

Freudian slip?

More Himmlerian...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm watching the 60 Minutes interview with Nicholas Winton. Wow. Now he's a great man.

Yes! Truly amazing guy. Remarkable for how humble he is, not just for the heroism he showed at the time. Great man.

His humility is certainly ss amazing as the story.

Freudian slip?

More Himmlerian...

at both of these.

 

[kevzilla]

When bentley gets us a sweet weekend tee-time at Lions Municipal, then I'll know he has some serious juice in this town.

 

[Drifter]

Stryker - What are you doing next Tuesday night?

Probably not much. I think my wife has a dinner thing so I'll be hanging at home with the kid.

That this Tuesday or next Tuesday?

Ummm I actually thought to myself "I wonder which Tuesday he really means"

Looks like the 23rd is her dinner thing and the 30th is wide open. Either way, I don't have anything planned. What's going on?

Have to go to Green Bay. Considering direct flight to Milwaukee and just driving as opposed to stopping in Minneapolis or Chicago. Would probably have Tuesday night in Milwaukee under that scenario.

 

[strykerpks]

Stryker - What are you doing next Tuesday night?

Probably not much. I think my wife has a dinner thing so I'll be hanging at home with the kid.

That this Tuesday or next Tuesday?

Ummm I actually thought to myself "I wonder which Tuesday he really means"

Looks like the 23rd is her dinner thing and the 30th is wide open. Either way, I don't have anything planned. What's going on?

Have to go to Green Bay. Considering direct flight to Milwaukee and just driving as opposed to stopping in Minneapolis or Chicago. Would probably have Tuesday night in Milwaukee under that scenario.

That this Tuesday or next Tuesday?

It's about a 2 hour drive to Green Bay so I guess that's your call. I'd be up for a drink or 10 if we can make it work

 

[bluemagic]

Hey Bob? Could you stop visiting anyone related to Miss please? Dad, Mom, Aunt (who lived with us and took care of the moppet) all within 6 weeks.

Miss just settled the will of her parents and her aunt passed away. The moppet is devastated by this one.

 

[Rustoleum]

Since it looks like all of the regulars are still asleep, let me be among the first to offer condolences for your recent losses. One of my biggest fears as a parent is the eventuality of my kids having to deal with the loss of someone very close to them. It sucks that your little one has to deal with this now.

 

[bentley]

Dude. That is unbelievable. Condolences. Wish I had some words of encouragement but I can think of anything that would be sufficient.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Sorry GB, that's brutal.

 

[cstu]

I watch too many commercials.

Was waiting for someone to mention this.

 

[T Bell]

Dude. That is unbelievable. Condolences. Wish I had some words of encouragement but I can think of anything that would be sufficient.

Awful.

 

[Osaurus]

 

[kevzilla]

TPW to Impfamily, that's a rough stretch.

 

[-fish-]

The knives I mentioned this morning arrived today. They are Mrs. SLB's birthday present which is on Sunday. I plan on getting quite drunk at the Rams game. #balls

Oh yeah, I also wrote her a special poem to post on FB. #reallypushingmyluck

Great, so the wife-birthday-sex strategy of the sub-literate accident prone dude is to buy knives and write poetry. What could go wrong?

It's like I did something really terrible to Charles Bronson's family. I also bought new flatware too. Old stuff is really nice but again, pieces missing. If one of you single guys want it, I'll ship for free.

I would never give a woman knives.

 

[-fish-]

sorry, Imp.

 

[Fuller]

Wires, not Swires.

Stringer did an AMA on reddit for some movie he's in, and someone mentioned The Wire and this article. Wish they could find a way to make it happen.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Dude. That is unbelievable. Condolences. Wish I had some words of encouragement but I can think of anything that would be sufficient.

Awful.

Yeah, this

 

[GroveDiesel]

Just found out Amazon is opening a same day delivery distribution center in the town I live in. In.

 

[Drifter]

Just found out Amazon is opening a same day delivery distribution center in the town I live in. In.

It's actually a Sort Center. More Next Day and Second Day stuff with final mile by the USPS. Next Day stuff has late midnight cutoffs though so it's close to Same Day but not quite. It will turn on Sunday and Holiday delivery for you as well.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey Bob? Could you stop visiting anyone related to Miss please? Dad, Mom, Aunt (who lived with us and took care of the moppet) all within 6 weeks.

Miss just settled the will of her parents and her aunt passed away. The moppet is devastated by this one.

So sorry to hear GB. :(

 

[Frostillicus]

TPW to imp and family

 

[Josie Maran]

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What's going on? Are you guys actually doing stuff or something?