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GM's thread about nothing (44 Viewers)

JFC, Dyl just scared the #### out of me. He's always trying to sneak up on me and finally accomplished his goal. I almost popped him. Then he yells "I'M A NINJA!! :lmao: ". Little ####er. <_<

 
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Jeff: Ugh. Hi, hon. Okay.

Adam: What was that?

Jeff: OhThat's what I refer to as the nothing call. Audrey calls me to tell me that she's almost home. Like I won't piece it together when she walks through the door. I swear, one of these days I'm just gonna say, "why the hell are you telling me that?"

Adam: That sounds annoying.

Jeff: Oh, it is. But it's, you know, all part of the deal.

 
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Frostillicus said:
Jeff: Ugh. Hi, hon. Okay.

Adam: What was that?

Jeff: OhThat's what I refer to as the nothing call. Audrey calls me to tell me that she's almost home. Like I won't piece it together when she walks through the door. I swear, one of these days I'm just gonna say, "why the hell are you telling me that?"

Adam: That sounds annoying.

Jeff: Oh, it is. But it's, you know, all part of the deal.
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:lmao:

I answer the phone..

Me: Hey

Wife: I'm off. So I'll be home in 10. I'll change quickly and then we can go to the Moore's.

Me: OK, see you th...

Wife: Listen to what Josh did today...you know every Friday we have to run TPS reports, right? So today...

 
Thinking of a kickstarter type fund to send a GoPro to Derbyhole so they can film and/or stream the festivities for us. Who's in?

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
I don't know that I've ever gotten my wife a gift for Valentine's Day with exception of a card and a $1 mini box of chocolates.

Then on the radio the other day I heard about a gift good for shtick while I could also make fun of her vampire fetish.

IT CAME TODAY!!

An excerpt from the book, (clears throat)

Cat Shirt's gaze went into Pepper, standing worried, just within view and his expression softened. "I am not certain what it is you think I do . Would you care to take this conversation outside?
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:lmao:

 
That was obviously a recreation but still one of the funniest things I've ever read here. Still laughing . Drunk.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Uruk-Hai said:
shuke said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
HEY GUISE! I MADE A NEW PERSONALITY QUIZ ON PLAYBUZZ!

WHICH CLASSIC ROCK SONG ARE YOU?
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Meet Virginia :lmao:
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I got "The Night Chicago Died"
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The night they hired Mark Trestman?
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I'm sure you've told this story before, but how did you happen into being a Bears' fan? You're too old to have kid-bandwagonned the '85 team.
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Long story.

Basically a Walter Payton fan at first.

 
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