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GM's thread about nothing (44 Viewers)

Bob Sacamano said:
Idiot Boxer said:
I've been both the pee-er and the pee-ee.

Of course, the time I was the pee-er wasn't part of any sexual play, my college gf and I were sleeping on the couch in my dorm room and completely wasted, in a sleep-walk-y state, dropped my drawers and began peeing on her, as I imagined I was at the urinal.

She woke up unpleasantly, stormed out, slammed the door. At which point, I startled myself awake. Had no idea what I'd done, ran after her and tried to convince her she was acting irrationally...not knowing that I'd just whizzed on her.

Probably should have sent that one to scoresman.
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You don't really think you're going to get away with only telling one story here, do you?
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:unsure:

 
DA RAIDERS said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
How in the name of St. Gordie Brown do people f***-up Vegas? The town is awesome.
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Cocaine.
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Pretty sure that's not Vegas's fault, Mr. Rubell.
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Also pretty sure that it's an enhancer of Vegas.
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Our GBGM has demonstrated an inability to pace himself. This can be a real problem in Vegas, leading to unintended marriages/divorces, etc.

 
Annyong said:
Idiot Boxer said:
I've been both the pee-er and the pee-ee.

Of course, the time I was the pee-er wasn't part of any sexual play, my college gf and I were sleeping on the couch in my dorm room and completely wasted, in a sleep-walk-y state, dropped my drawers and began peeing on her, as I imagined I was at the urinal.

She woke up unpleasantly, stormed out, slammed the door. At which point, I startled myself awake. Had no idea what I'd done, ran after her and tried to convince her she was acting irrationally...not knowing that I'd just whizzed on her.

Probably should have sent that one to scoresman.
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I peed in my brother's roommate's dresser drawer at U of Illinois.
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I thought my clothes smelled weird. :rant:

 
UOFI_316 said:
Annyong said:
Idiot Boxer said:
I've been both the pee-er and the pee-ee.

Of course, the time I was the pee-er wasn't part of any sexual play, my college gf and I were sleeping on the couch in my dorm room and completely wasted, in a sleep-walk-y state, dropped my drawers and began peeing on her, as I imagined I was at the urinal.

She woke up unpleasantly, stormed out, slammed the door. At which point, I startled myself awake. Had no idea what I'd done, ran after her and tried to convince her she was acting irrationally...not knowing that I'd just whizzed on her.

Probably should have sent that one to scoresman.
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I peed in my brother's roommate's dresser drawer at U of Illinois.
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I thought my clothes smelled weird. :rant:
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Alex?

 
kevzilla said:
DA RAIDERS said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
How in the name of St. Gordie Brown do people f***-up Vegas? The town is awesome.
Click to expand...
Cocaine.
Click to expand...
Pretty sure that's not Vegas's fault, Mr. Rubell.
Click to expand...
Also pretty sure that it's an enhancer of Vegas.
Click to expand...
Our GBGM has demonstrated an inability to pace himself. This can be a real problem in Vegas, leading to unintended marriages/divorces, etc.
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Pace himself? What the hell does that mean?

 
My 4 year old, princess loving daughter has learned to control her farts and now likes to walk up to people, turn around, stick her butt out at them, fart loudly and then crack up in hysterics.

My wife is horrified and wondering where she gets it from.

:unsure:

:scared:

 
My 2 and 4 year olds were watching Caillou before bed last night, 6 year old walks in and starts singing the theme song. "I am just a kid whose 4, and my head is bald like a butt!"

 
Plorfu said:
2nd interview today for a job that will be a drastic move from my corporate hell into a nonprofit where I'll begin my new career. It's perfect for the Masters I'm working on now, too. I really want this. I need you guys to kill a goat for me or whatever.
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I very much enjoy goat meat.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
kevzilla said:
DA RAIDERS said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
How in the name of St. Gordie Brown do people f***-up Vegas? The town is awesome.
Click to expand...
Cocaine.
Click to expand...
Pretty sure that's not Vegas's fault, Mr. Rubell.
Click to expand...
Also pretty sure that it's an enhancer of Vegas.
Click to expand...
Our GBGM has demonstrated an inability to pace himself. This can be a real problem in Vegas, leading to unintended marriages/divorces, etc.
Click to expand...
Pace himself? What the hell does that mean?
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It's something professionals do, tiger. When you're ready, I'll show you.

 
Oh, and someone took out a telephone pole with their car just down the street, so our clinic hasn't had phone or internet for two hours. In another hour, we're going to start putting leeches on people.

 
Idiot Boxer said:
I've been both the pee-er and the pee-ee.

Of course, the time I was the pee-er wasn't part of any sexual play, my college gf and I were sleeping on the couch in my dorm room and completely wasted, in a sleep-walk-y state, dropped my drawers and began peeing on her, as I imagined I was at the urinal.

She woke up unpleasantly, stormed out, slammed the door. At which point, I startled myself awake. Had no idea what I'd done, ran after her and tried to convince her she was acting irrationally...not knowing that I'd just whizzed on her.

Probably should have sent that one to scoresman.
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:lmao:

 
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