GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

was using a hammer drill to destroy a s-load of tile in my home today. real manly stuff. sweating and everything. only problem is i got grease all over the stairs (carpet) somehow. heard some Goop followed with some dishsoap should do the trick. any other ideas?

move

take a hike

You should quit this message board.

you trying to out-drunk me?

Challenge accepted.

 

[urbanhack]

bostonfred hitting tape measure shots today...

You copied a paragraph that had nothing to do with his post but had the word Keynesian in it, and spelled propensity wrong. I keep waiting for the miners to reach the end of your bottomless pit of dumb, but you don't disappoint.

Another priceless FFA moment

Master of Orion is his #####.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm watching disc 1 of Pretty Little Liars. At least I got it for free.

 

[Mr.Pack]

SLB - Congrats on the 16 yrs.Early - Congrats/Sorry on the DChaos Commish - Congrats to CC Jr, on the tennisShamStrykSam - Congrats on the WeddingYSR - Wow, my condolences to you. Very sorry.Bogart - Sorry about the marriage

<_<

Frosty - Congrats on relations with Amanda.I'm only up to page 709, my apologies if I missed something else.

 

[Frostillicus]

SLB - Congrats on the 16 yrs.Early - Congrats/Sorry on the DChaos Commish - Congrats to CC Jr, on the tennisShamStrykSam - Congrats on the WeddingYSR - Wow, my condolences to you. Very sorry.Bogart - Sorry about the marriage

<_<

Frosty - Congrats on relations with Amanda.I'm only up to page 709, my apologies if I missed something else.

No. that's it.

 

[urbanhack]

good ham might be the best snack ever.

 

[Tecumseh]

Can we dispense with the pork pie hat? When I see a guy wearing one of those, I just want to punch his ####### lights out.

 

[urbanhack]

Can we dispense with the pork pie hat?

Link?

 

[shuke]

Tonight I'm doing a vow renewal ceremony for a couple that has been married for 45 years.

Looking to work in some shtick. Do you think "you, poor, dumb, old, SOB" works?

Nix "old." And the inexplicable comma between "you" and "poor."

This guy's a teacher?

 

[urbanhack]

have you guys checked out "girls in the mirror" dot tumblr?

 

[Tecumseh]

Can we dispense with the pork pie hat?

Link?

To the hat?

 

[urbanhack]

Can we dispense with the pork pie hat?

Link?

To the hat?

Yes. I have no idea what you are talking about.

 

[Tecumseh]

http://www.google.com/search?q=pork+pie+hat&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=649

 

[Tecumseh]

have you guys checked out "girls in the mirror" dot tumblr?

woah

 

[urbanhack]

http://www.google.com/search?q=pork+pie+hat&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=649

 

[shuke]

have you guys checked out "girls in the mirror" dot tumblr?

There goes the rest of my night.

 

[urbanhack]

have you guys checked out "girls in the mirror" dot tumblr?

There goes the rest of my night.

 

[Josie Maran]

Watching Louis C.K. right now and there's a good chance I'm gonna whiz myself before it's over.

 

[gamera]

All kinds of awesome on tumblr.

 

[shuke]

have you guys checked out "girls in the mirror" dot tumblr?

There goes the rest of my night.

Actually, I'm all done. See you guys tomorrow.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Tumblr is an underrated repository of HAWT

 

[Oh Yes!]

Frostys a Virginia

 

[Josie Maran]

An awful combination of Lone Star tallboys, whiskey & ginger ale and some kind of butterscotch shots at the neighborhood happy hour last night left me in serious pain this morning and ready to swear off booze. Yet, here I am with a Sierra Nevada in hand.

I totally want to make out with you.

 

[Josie Maran]

was using a hammer drill to destroy a s-load of tile in my home today. real manly stuff. sweating and everything. only problem is i got grease all over the stairs (carpet) somehow. heard some Goop followed with some dishsoap should do the trick. any other ideas?

Dawn

Don?

Seriously.

 

[BobbyLayne]

I learned something cool today in a political thread.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I want to know this female model in a biblical fashion.

http://www.snorgtees.com/come-to-the-nerd-side-we-have-pi

 

[Gadzooks]

I want to go to Jos A Banks and buy matching suits with Shuke. Then we can watch Big Brother together in our new suits. Any one else?

So is this happening or not? The show starts at 8pm tonight.

 

[Gadzooks]

I want to know this female model in a biblical fashion.http://www.snorgtees.com/come-to-the-nerd-side-we-have-pi

I agree. A lot.

 

[Sarnoff]

have you guys checked out "girls in the mirror" dot tumblr?

There goes the rest of my night.

Actually, I'm all done. See you guys tomorrow.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I have accounts at Betus, World Sports Exchange and Sportsbetting. I would enjoy some winners.

Sorry, Hippling still in effect.YSR, I think I love you.

 

[mr. furley]

I want to know this female model in a biblical fashion.http://www.snorgtees.com/come-to-the-nerd-side-we-have-pi

I agree. A lot.

pops up a pic of a black dude for me whatever floats your boat, guys

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I want to know this female model in a biblical fashion.http://www.snorgtees.com/come-to-the-nerd-side-we-have-pi

I agree. A lot.

pops up a pic of a black dude for me whatever floats your boat, guys

same here.I just figured Truck was confused.

 

[Tecumseh]

Can't find the "funny things your kid has said" thread, so I'll throw this here...

I have a meeting tonight, and won't be here for dinner. My daughter asked my wife what they are having for dinner;

Wife: "Sausage."

Daughter: "Yay, we're going to have a sausage party!"

 

[Zaxxon]

Just booked a beerwench/draft board girl for our draft.

Please rate her.

Can I pick one letter in your link to change? If so, gladly.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I want to know this female model in a biblical fashion.http://www.snorgtees.com/come-to-the-nerd-side-we-have-pi

I agree. A lot.

pops up a pic of a black dude for me whatever floats your boat, guys

same here.I just figured Truck was confused.

You guys don't see the picture of the female model? I specified FEMALE because I knew it'd be hard for some people to understand, but Jesus.

 

[McJose]

Tonight I'm doing a vow renewal ceremony for a couple that has been married for 45 years.

Looking to work in some shtick. Do you think "you, poor, dumb, old, SOB" works?

Nix "old." And the inexplicable comma between "you" and "poor."

This guy's a teacher?

Yes. Stick around. I'm sure I'll make some more goofy errors later on.

 

[McJose]

I want to know this female model in a biblical fashion.http://www.snorgtees.com/come-to-the-nerd-side-we-have-pi

I agree. A lot.

pops up a pic of a black dude for me whatever floats your boat, guys

same here.I just figured Truck was confused.

You guys don't see the picture of the female model? I specified FEMALE because I knew it'd be hard for some people to understand, but Jesus.

Yeah the pic of the nerdy black dude came up for me too.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

I want to know this female model in a biblical fashion.http://www.snorgtees.com/come-to-the-nerd-side-we-have-pi

I agree. A lot.

pops up a pic of a black dude for me whatever floats your boat, guys

same here.I just figured Truck was confused.

I had the strongest urge to stone him.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GPJ> you can link to the direct pic to avoid this type of confusion.

http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/c/o/cometothenerdside_f_fullpic_1.jpg

 

[McJose]

GPJ> you can link to the direct pic to avoid this type of confusion.http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/c/o/cometothenerdside_f_fullpic_1.jpg

It's the same nerdy brother.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GPJ> you can link to the direct pic to avoid this type of confusion.http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/c/o/cometothenerdside_f_fullpic_1.jpg

It's the same nerdy brother.

wtfI quit

 

[McJose]

GPJ> you can link to the direct pic to avoid this type of confusion.http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/c/o/cometothenerdside_f_fullpic_1.jpg

It's the same nerdy brother.

wtfI quit

Just screwing with you. It's a hot chick in glasses.wakka-wakka-wakka!

 

[Mr.Pack]

BTW, Frosti, "Krippling" is not the same as "Hippling". I read through the rest of the thread first so that I can consolidate replies--see my immediately first reply to Bob Sacamano, for instance--and make sure I'm not making the same comment that's already been made (unless I'm just agreeing). Hippling is someone going back in time and not taking into account the subsequent posts.

But I'm like 30 pages behind.Does this get a pass?

I'd allow it, but I'm not the thread owner.

Good enough for me!3 pages to go!

 

[Mr.Pack]

have you guys checked out "girls in the mirror" dot tumblr?

woah

 

[Mr.Pack]

Hippling concluded.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Tumblr sloots have been discussed in The Cage for months.

 

[mr. furley]

can't find the thread for some reason... but i always mix up bentley and bostonfred

gotta do a double take every time

 

[bentley]

can't find the thread for some reason... but i always mix up bentley and bostonfredgotta do a double take every time

I'm the dumb one.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Has anyone seen this new MTV show "Awkward"? It's pretty good.

 

[Josie Maran]

can't find the thread for some reason... but i always mix up bentley and bostonfredgotta do a double take every time

I'm the dumb one.

I'll take dumb and hot over smart and Bostonny any day. :stillwannamakeout: