GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Dungeon Master]

Do you people think my name is Frost-ILL-i-cus or FROST-i-LICOUS-us?

I say it in the Grampa Simpson voice, "Me and Frostillicus..."

Yes correct. It's the Simpsons thing. Yet both TRE and Shamstryker told me they thought it was the other way UNTIL TODAY. I think I'm going by this from now on.this is frostillicus

 

[Shark Week]

Or i could be this guy

 

[Frostillicus]

Or one other if I could remember the passwordld

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So it's a Simpsons thing?

 

[Frostillicus]

So it's a Simpsons thing?

No it's from Twilight.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Somebody PM me the keys to Jim_11

 

[shamwow!]

Do you people think my name is Frost-ILL-i-cus or FROST-i-LICOUS-us?

I say it in the Grampa Simpson voice, "Me and Frostillicus..."

Yes correct. It's the Simpsons thing. Yet both TRE and Shamstryker told me they thought it was the other way UNTIL TODAY. I think I'm going by this from now on.

My link

 

[Gadzooks]

Do you people think my name is Frost-ILL-i-cus or FROST-i-LICOUS-us?

I say it in the Grampa Simpson voice, "Me and Frostillicus..."

Yes correct. It's the Simpsons thing. Yet both TRE and Shamstryker told me they thought it was the other way UNTIL TODAY. I think I'm going by this from now on.

My link

Sometimes I'm not sure if your name is SHAMwow or shamWOW. As for Frosty, I've always pronounced like Phrostillicus.

 

[shamwow!]

Do you people think my name is Frost-ILL-i-cus or FROST-i-LICOUS-us?

I say it in the Grampa Simpson voice, "Me and Frostillicus..."

Yes correct. It's the Simpsons thing. Yet both TRE and Shamstryker told me they thought it was the other way UNTIL TODAY. I think I'm going by this from now on.

My link

Sometimes I'm not sure if your name is SHAMwow or shamWOW. As for Frosty, I've always pronounced like Phrostillicus.

The accent is with the exclamation point, silly

 

[jplvr]

Well wishes to the krista, Bobby, and Sofa.

The mobile version of this site does kick ### btw. Never used it before.

This zooks fella is kind of entertaining.

Going to visit my best friend who broke his neck tomorrow. Sadly, it doesn't sound like he's ready to come off any of his pain meds to give me any. I think I mentioned him here previously. Lucky to be alive after diving head first off his boat into about 2.5 feet of water he thought was probably 10.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So it's a Simpsons thing?

No it's from Twilight.

umadbro?

 

[jplvr]

I thought it was frosty-licious.

 

[jplvr]

Also. Avatars on mobile throwing me off. I see a large white guy photobombing an Al Sharpton photo op with some dork.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well wishes to the krista, Bobby, and Sofa. The mobile version of this site does kick ### btw. Never used it before. This zooks fella is kind of entertaining. Going to visit my best friend who broke his neck tomorrow. Sadly, it doesn't sound like he's ready to come off any of his pain meds to give me any. I think I mentioned him here previously. Lucky to be alive after diving head first off his boat into about 2.5 feet of water he thought was probably 10.

Sorry man. :(

 

[Good Posting Judge]

FROST-ili-cuss.

 

[shamwow!]

Also. Avatars on mobile throwing me off. I see a large white guy photobombing an Al Sharpton photo op with some dork.

For some reason the mobile site shows profile pics, not avatars

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also. Avatars on mobile throwing me off. I see a large white guy photobombing an Al Sharpton photo op with some dork.

ohai

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

FROST-ili-cuss.

Ok, I googled the Simpsons Episode...meh

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Nicaragua

 

[JGalligan]

I'm about to shower and manscape before heading out to a Chamber Picnic thingy that is supposed to be about "having a fun evening" and the only rule is that no one is supposed to talk about business. I'm not sure if my liver is aroused or afraid about what is going to happen tonight. Some of you should be expecting texts of toilets, my junk and/or nipples around 8pm-ish eastern time. I've already made out my "CatFish Bill" name tag, I just wish I had time to stop and buy some white pants.

You know it was a good night when you come into work the next day with a massive hangover and realize you have 2 different shoes on. So after the Picnic thing, a few of us decide to go to a bar. This bar had an outdoor deck and everyone wanted to grab a drink and sit outside on the deck. As we're walking towards the deck I notice this cute red head walk into the bar who I also noticed at the picnic. So while everyone else headed to the deck, I circled back to bar to chat with the red head. She sat at the bar with a girlfriend, I walked up to them and before I could say anything they both burst out laughing. I forgot I still had my "CatFish Bill" name tag on. Red head's name was Lisa, and she asked me what I did for work and for some reason I told her that I was "a swim instructor at the YMCA and I teach troubled youths how to swim". I have no idea how or why that popped into my mind. Lisa and her friend seemed impressed. There was definitely some mutual flirting going on between Lisa and myself, though her wet blanket of a friend kept complaining about how she had to get up early and that they should leave. I told Lisa she should stay because it's not every night you get to have drinks with a guy named CatFish Bill. The wet blanket friend was persistent about leaving, so I told her I'd go for the ride to bring wet blanket home and then we'd come back to the bar. Apparently that came across as "creepy". So the lovely red-headed Lisa told me she'd bring her friend home and then come back. I didn't believe her that she'd come back, but I gave up my pursuit and let her leave with the wet blanket.Instead of going outside on the deck with the rest of the group I went there with, I decided to sit at the bar and do shots by myself. It was lovely. Then a large hefty woman with the hairiest arms I've ever seen plopped down on the stool next to me. She kinda looked like a white Nell Carter, but with really hairy arms. She looked at the bartender and said "hey slim, do you have any Amstel Light?" He said no. Then she says "ok, then give me a Bud". She was extremely loud and her voice was booming. She looked up and down the bar and then said "no popcorn, no peanuts, that's damn shame" I assume she was talking to me so I said "Its quite a travesty". She made some kind of a giggle/snort noise and then grabbed my name tag with her grizzly bear paw and made another strange grunt/giggle. I found her oddly entertaining. I had another shot and then got Frosty's text about Amanda H getting engaged and I loudly blurted out "MOTHER EFFER". My large hairy-armed new friend asked what was wrong and I told her that Amanda H got engaged. She asked who she was and I said she was the girl of my dreams. The wooley mammoth then said "well if she's with another guy, then I guess the "H" stands for "whore". I laughed and then started to tell her that the word "whore" started with a "w" and not an "h" but then I said "ah never mind, I think I love you". She said "ah sheet, settle down funny guy". She then said my real name couldn't be CatFish Bill, and asked what my real name was. Thinking of GMTAN characters, I told her my real name was Bentley Von-Shukernicki. She said "CatFish Bill" was cooler. I don't remember what her real name was, but she told me that her nickname growing up was "Boogers" and that her family still calls her "Boogers". I nearly choked on my beer from laughing so hard.So me and Boogers did a shot together and then some guys sits down on the stool on the other side of me with tattoos all over his arms and neck. I think he noticed that me and Boogers were staring at him, so he turned and looked at me and then he looked Boogers up and down. I was wildly drunk at this point and said to him "don't even think about it fella, Boogers is with me". He glared and said "dude, don't mess me, I've already violated my parole once today and I'm not afraid to do it again". I responded: "Are you Finless?" He glared again and said "hey funny guy, back off or I'll cut you." I told him I'd buy a round of shots if he promised not to cut me or Boogers. He agreed and the three of us did a shot together. One of my buddies came in from the deck to get another round of drinks and he did a double take when he saw me sitting at the bar yucking it up with my new friends. He asked if I was going to come outside on the deck with everyone else and I responded: "nope, I'm gonna hang out in here with Boogers and Finless". He was clearly puzzled and went back outside. A couple rounds later, the Finless character announced he was leaving because he felt like there were too many eyes on him. Boogers got up to use the ladies room and as she got up she said "well CatFish, while I'm gone you should figure out if you wanna come over my place and do stuff". I'm not sure what scared me more: the thought of doing stuff with Boogers, or that fact that I was strongly considering it. So I wandered out to the deck and most of the people I came there with had left. My buddy says to me "hey I'm taking off, do you need a ride or are you ok?" I replied: "I'm considering going home with a large hairy woman named Boogers. Does it look like I'm ok?" I told him I'd meet him at the car and I went back inside to pay my tab and say good bye to Boogers. I think she farted when I hugged her. It was the perfect end to our encounter.I got home and seriously gave thought to making chicken and then catching a jerk on the couch. Instead, I had a freeze pop and passed out before I could find any thing inspiring on Cinemax. So this morning I had my brother drive me to the bar I was at so I could pick up my car, which was great because not only did that mean that I was smart enough not to drive home last night, but it also meant I could pick up my debit card that I left at the bar. The bar wasn't open yet so I went back at lunch today to get my debit card and the bartender from last night was there and he thanked me for the generous tip I gave him and the laughs I provided him. He said I reminded him of Dudley Moore's character in "Arthur" (I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not) I'm thinking I'll take it easy tonight and have a quiet evening at home. Probably see some of you in the Drunk thread later.

I wish I remembered my blackout drunk nights as crystal clear as this...

 

[General Malaise]

Caption Contest?

 

[General Malaise]

If you missed it, GM posted one of the greatest facebook pics ever today.

That should be in the caption contest thing.

stealing my thunder....Great story, guy. That was one for the ages.

 

[shamwow!]

Caption Contest?

Yeah, not worth a randon bannins right now

 

[krista4]

Nicaragua

You are killing with all of these. I think you've found your calling. What's sad is you were spot on as to how such a conversation would go. I would buy a t-shirt of this.Also, I call Family of ### Scorpions as both band name and fantasy football team name.

 

[krista4]

I thought it was frosty-licious.

And hope your friend is recovering well. And sorry about your losses, Sofa.Right now in Dubai the heat index is allegedly 125 degrees, though I think that is on the low side. There is a law here that prevents anyone from working if the temperature hits a certain point, so I'm told that the temperature is always listed as lower than actual because the government does not want people to stop working. Whatever it is, this is the hottest place I've ever been, and that includes both India and Africa in the summer months. I suppose I should have known when my friend who lives in Saudi Arabia said she couldn't meet me here for a day, despite it being less than an hour flight away, because it is too hot here for her. Also because it's Ramadan, you can't even have a bottle of water with you in public. Good times.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

And hope your friend is recovering well. And sorry about your losses, Sofa.

Right now in Dubai the heat index is allegedly 125 degrees, though I think that is on the low side. There is a law here that prevents anyone from working if the temperature hits a certain point, so I'm told that the temperature is always listed as lower than actual because the government does not want people to stop working. Whatever it is, this is the hottest place I've ever been, and that includes both India and Africa in the summer months. I suppose I should have known when my friend who lives in Saudi Arabia said she couldn't meet me here for a day, despite it being less than an hour flight away, because it is too hot here for her. Also because it's Ramadan, you can't even have a bottle of water with you in public. Good times.

Damned morons.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Caption Contest?

Look out Heather, I'm gonna take you job soon [/RaiderNation]

 

[BobbyLayne]

Caption Contest?

Thanks, needed a laugh this morning.

I just where the Packers visited the White House, and Des Bishop forgot his ID. So he missed his once-in-a-lifetime-visit to see the President. He tweets:

"Just found some extra motivation tweeples. I forgot my id on plane so won't get access to see @barackobama .. This time! But next year "



I'd love if Bishop had provided more information. At what point did he realize he didn't have his ID and couldn't get access to the White House? Did he figure it out on the bus or make it all the way to the gate before getting turned down? If so, did he plead his case to unsympathetic guards? Was the possibility of sneaking into the ceremony under the suit of 320-pound tackle Chad Clifton ever broached?

A lot of times when amusing mix-ups like this happen, people try and offer words like "at least it makes for a great story" as comfort. But, no, not this time. You know what makes for a great story? Going to the White House to meet the president after winning a Super Bowl.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I thought it was frosty-licious.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't think I'd very much like living in Arabia.

 

[SofaKings]

I thought it was frosty-licious.

And hope your friend is recovering well. And sorry about your losses, Sofa.Right now in Dubai the heat index is allegedly 125 degrees, though I think that is on the low side. There is a law here that prevents anyone from working if the temperature hits a certain point, so I'm told that the temperature is always listed as lower than actual because the government does not want people to stop working. Whatever it is, this is the hottest place I've ever been, and that includes both India and Africa in the summer months. I suppose I should have known when my friend who lives in Saudi Arabia said she couldn't meet me here for a day, despite it being less than an hour flight away, because it is too hot here for her. Also because it's Ramadan, you can't even have a bottle of water with you in public. Good times.

That sounds like the perfect place to host a global soccer tournament!!!

 

[shamwow!]

I don't think I'd very much like living in Arabia.

According to recent honeymoon photos, I might give you a run for your albino money :farmertan:

 

[Frostillicus]

Lind (tor) YES K -170

Revere (min) YES Hit -190

Fukudome (cle) NO RBI -160

Keppinger (sf) YES Hit -200

Buck (fla) NO RBI -180

Bonifacio (fla) YES K -200

Kershaw (lad) NO HR Allowed -150

Johnson (hou) YES K -200 ****2 units*****

Pedroia (bos) UNDER 1.5 hits -160

Gutierrez (sea) NO RBI -190 *****2 units*****

 

[Lomez]

Theriot (stl) YES Hit -220

I just threw up in my mouth a little. I assume this is a matchup play. Who's pitching, Stu Jr?

Aaron Cook, Colorado. I just checked and basically every Cardinal would have been a YES HIT play if offered.

And every other Cardinal probably would have been a better play. Who's pitching tonight? Lohse? Probably rather have Lohse YES Hit

 

[guru_007]

Johnson (hou) YES K -200 ****2 units*****

Not to be that guy but you are betting a double unit on a guy that's been in the minor leagues for almost two weeks now?

 

[Frostillicus]

Johnson (hou) YES K -200 ****2 units*****

Not to be that guy but you are betting a double unit on a guy that's been in the minor leagues for almost two weeks now?

How am I supposed to know he's in the minors? I don't follow the Astros.

 

[gamera]

Caption Contest?

He tried to tell the aliens they were probing the wrong end, but they just wouldn't listen.

 

[Stoneys]

Gettin' ready to go to my 20th Class Reunion. Wife is stayin home which is for the best, the only people she knew at my 10yr was my friends wives and they are now divorced. Guess, I'll just get my drink on...wish me luck

 

[Stoneys]

Caption Contest?

He tried to tell the aliens they were probing the wrong end, but they just wouldn't listen.

U2's Bono says "I'll swallow this with or without you"

 

[Mrs DaVinci]

I thought it was frosty-licious.

And hope your friend is recovering well. And sorry about your losses, Sofa.Right now in Dubai the heat index is allegedly 125 degrees, though I think that is on the low side. There is a law here that prevents anyone from working if the temperature hits a certain point, so I'm told that the temperature is always listed as lower than actual because the government does not want people to stop working. Whatever it is, this is the hottest place I've ever been, and that includes both India and Africa in the summer months. I suppose I should have known when my friend who lives in Saudi Arabia said she couldn't meet me here for a day, despite it being less than an hour flight away, because it is too hot here for her. Also because it's Ramadan, you can't even have a bottle of water with you in public. Good times.

Ski Dubai

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Gettin' ready to go to my 20th Class Reunion. Wife is stayin home which is for the best, the only people she knew at my 10yr was my friends wives and they are now divorced. Guess, I'll just get my drink on...wish me luck

You're going to your high school reunion without the wife and plan on drinking heavily? Yeah, nothing bad can come from this.

 

[Ser Ulric]

Lind (tor) YES K -170Revere (min) YES Hit -190Fukudome (cle) NO RBI -160Keppinger (sf) YES Hit -200Buck (fla) NO RBI -180Bonifacio (fla) YES K -200Kershaw (lad) NO HR Allowed -150Johnson (hou) YES K -200 ****2 units*****Pedroia (bos) UNDER 1.5 hits -160Gutierrez (sea) NO RBI -190 *****2 units*****

What is this vile sorcerous tongue? Explain yourself, knave!

 

[Guster]

Last day of vacation before wrestling with delta all day tomorrow. Just sitting down to a Terminator Beershake - surprisingly delicious!

 

[Guster]

Oh, and the people watching here is pretty epic. Just saw a girl walk by wearing a big fluffy tail on the back of her skirt

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Lind (tor) YES K -170Revere (min) YES Hit -190Fukudome (cle) NO RBI -160Keppinger (sf) YES Hit -200Buck (fla) NO RBI -180Bonifacio (fla) YES K -200Kershaw (lad) NO HR Allowed -150Johnson (hou) YES K -200 ****2 units*****Pedroia (bos) UNDER 1.5 hits -160Gutierrez (sea) NO RBI -190 *****2 units*****

What is this vile sorcerous tongue? Explain yourself, knave!

Please, no.

 

[BobbyLayne]

We're getting better at burying people. After the morning service, and brief (really quick!) graveside ceremony, all-you-can-eat buffet. Open bar. FFS, this is how you get people to only remember the good. Go out with a fun GD wake that everybody has fun at.

And then we went out to my sisters country house on a dirt road (40 acres, natch) and spent two hours piling up pallets and assorted boards and logs. Add fuel, KA-boom, bonfire. Kegs of beer. #### yeah.

Going back home tomorrow. Oops...did I just call NYC home. Going back to see my girls tomorrow. Hammered. Out.

 

[Tiger Fan]

We're getting better at burying people. After the morning service, and brief (really quick!) graveside ceremony, all-you-can-eat buffet. Open bar. FFS, this is how you get people to only remember the good. Go out with a fun GD wake that everybody has fun at.

And then we went out to my sisters country house on a dirt road (40 acres, natch) and spent two hours piling up pallets and assorted boards and logs. Add fuel, KA-boom, bonfire. Kegs of beer. #### yeah.

Going back home tomorrow. Oops...did I just call NYC home. Going back to see my girls tomorrow. Hammered. Out.

In my will, I'm going to mandate an open bar at my wake. No matter how I go, I want people to get drunk and tell stories (good or bad) on how they remembered me.

 

[EYLive]

Has anyone listened to the Jay-Z/Kanye album, "Watch the Throne"? I think it sucks.

 

[Limp Ditka]

We're getting better at burying people. After the morning service, and brief (really quick!) graveside ceremony, all-you-can-eat buffet. Open bar. FFS, this is how you get people to only remember the good. Go out with a fun GD wake that everybody has fun at.

And then we went out to my sisters country house on a dirt road (40 acres, natch) and spent two hours piling up pallets and assorted boards and logs. Add fuel, KA-boom, bonfire. Kegs of beer. #### yeah.

Going back home tomorrow. Oops...did I just call NYC home. Going back to see my girls tomorrow. Hammered. Out.

In my will, I'm going to mandate an open bar at my wake. No matter how I go, I want people to get drunk and tell stories (good or bad) on how they remembered me.

My friends and family won't even be allowed in a funeral home to mourn me.

 

[mr. furley]

Caption Contest?