GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[charvik]

Beating Arsenal, having a kid. Both are pretty simple to do, but I guess they both require congratulations.

Liverpool hasn't beaten arsenal at emirates since 2000 and it took a battery of doctors and $15 k in fertility treatments for each of our kids. So apparently nothing is easy for me.

This is the year! YNWA!

 

[charvik]

Remind me in chat. I'll try to find out if I have another option for you. I tried to PM you, but it didn't go through.

will try to stop by

Good job on our football keepers.

I take full credit! Only keeping Alabama players, right, or have that changed now?

 

[mr. furley]

forwarding text to fullerdan

hurry the #### up, dan

thanks for telling me your phone# is no longer valid

 

[FDASv2.0]

Look at me. I have successfully procreated again. With the first one we never let him out of our sight. Right now I am drinking a Sierra Nevada in the postpartum room watching NFL preseason games while little bentley is being cared for in the nursery.

Congrats GB!! And yes, the second one is given a much longer leash that the first.

 

[jplvr]

Remind me in chat. I'll try to find out if I have another option for you. I tried to PM you, but it didn't go through.

will try to stop by

Good job on our football keepers.

I take full credit! Only keeping Alabama players, right, or have that changed now?

TRE won't let me trade our roster for Julio or Ingram. Kind of pissed.Will I ever be able to claim Liverpool considering I backed Spurs for my first EPL season? Still kind of like Tottenham too.

 

[jplvr]

Gratz Bentley. Way too spooge in a jar which eventually got your wife preggers.

 

[Tiger Fan]

i had a dream the other night that Julio Jones tore his ACL in week 1

 

[Mr.Pack]

Look at me. I have successfully procreated again. With the first one we never let him out of our sight. Right now I am drinking a Sierra Nevada in the postpartum room watching NFL preseason games while little bentley is being cared for in the nursery.

Congrats Bentley!

 

[Thorn]

Catching up on many pages and two things stand out.

Tanner> sorry GB. Cancer blows goats. If I ever get out of this office I am toasting Bret tonight.

There is still chat going on?

 

[KGB]

anyone want to do a gmtan league? I need another $100 league.

or if a regular needs someone for a money league, pm me.

Anyone in here live in AZ? MMMMM beer

 

[YSR]

Congrats to bentley and AngryWife! Hope everyone is healthy and happy.

 

[desert rose]

Look at me. I have successfully procreated again. With the first one we never let him out of our sight. Right now I am drinking a Sierra Nevada in the postpartum room watching NFL preseason games while little bentley is being cared for in the nursery.

Way to turn sex into an expensive medical procedure! Congrats to you and angry wife!

 

[desert rose]

I need to put the trash out to the curb. Is it acceptable to do this in a nightshirt, or do I need to pull on sweats, too, or change into real clothes?

 

[FDASv2.0]

I need to put the trash out to the curb. Is it acceptable to do this in a nightshirt, or do I need to pull on sweats, too, or change into real clothes?

Depends on how progressive your neighbors are.I say tempt fate and go with the nightshirt.

 

[pittstownkiller]

I need to put the trash out to the curb. Is it acceptable to do this in a nightshirt, or do I need to pull on sweats, too, or change into real clothes?

For a lady, yes; a man wouldn't care. You do know that if you just have a nightshirt on somebody will drive by.

 

[McJose]

Look at me. I have successfully procreated again. With the first one we never let him out of our sight. Right now I am drinking a Sierra Nevada in the postpartum room watching NFL preseason games while little bentley is being cared for in the nursery.

Congrats!

 

[mr. furley]

I need to put the trash out to the curb. Is it acceptable to do this in a nightshirt, or do I need to pull on sweats, too, or change into real clothes?

do this all the time in boxers

 

[shuke]

Tanner> sorry, man.

Bentley> congrats.

Rose> We'll need pics to fully understand the question.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

My wife raped me during the magic football draft last night. I still dominated

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Rose> We'll need pics to fully understand the question.

Yeah, it really depends on what you look like in a night shirt. Shuke looks fabulous, for example.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

Rose> We'll need pics to fully understand the question.

Yeah, it really depends on what you look like in a night shirt. Shuke looks fabulous, for example.

preferably a side view with rear lighting

 

[jplvr]

i had a dream the other night that Julio Jones tore his ACL in week 1

He'd probably still play and wear Patrick Peterson out.

 

[Tiger Fan]

i had a dream the other night that Julio Jones tore his ACL in week 1

He'd probably still play and wear Patrick Peterson out.

Peterson's not on the Saints...don't care what he does this year

 

[Frostillicus]

Congrats Bentley!

 

[guru_007]

Congrats Bentley!

 

[JaxBill]

So how exactly do you get a motorcycle on top of a police cruiser?

http://www.news4jax.com/news/28931790/detail.html

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

forwarding text to fullerdan

hurry the #### up, dan

thanks for telling me your phone# is no longer valid

I've had the same # for the last 12 years

 

[jplvr]

i had a dream the other night that Julio Jones tore his ACL in week 1

He'd probably still play and wear Patrick Peterson out.

Peterson's not on the Saints...don't care what he does this year

 

[Lomez]

This Doof is Bogart. The other Dr. Doof is Acer.

or Foos, depending on the spelling, iirc

 

[shuke]

Furley> enough with the cryptic texts, guy.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Furley> enough with the cryptic everything, guy.

 

[Lomez]

Tanner> Sorry to hear about your BIL.

bentley> Congratulations and good luck to your shvantz the next 2 months.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Furley> enough with the cryptic texts, guy.

did he send you hackpics?

 

[Lomez]

We moved to the back of the bar and we had to explain where we came from (the internet) and stuff to SLB's family/wife/friends.

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. A bunch of guys meet on the internet, get to "know" each other, maybe chat and exchange phone numbers, and one day feel compelled to get together for drinks and maybe some dinner at a "cornhole".

 

[mr. furley]

forwarding text to fullerdan

hurry the #### up, dan

thanks for telling me your phone# is no longer valid

I've had the same # for the last 12 years

check again

 

[mr. furley]

Furley> enough with the cryptic texts, guy.

did he send you hackpics?

forwarded the original text from hackapparently this is a bit advanced for our jolly friend

 

[Idiot Boxer]

We moved to the back of the bar and we had to explain where we came from (the internet) and stuff to SLB's family/wife/friends.

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. A bunch of guys meet on the internet, get to "know" each other, maybe chat and exchange phone numbers, and one day feel compelled to get together for drinks and maybe some dinner at a "cornhole".

Seems kinda dangerous to me. I'd never do it.

 

[Lomez]

We moved to the back of the bar and we had to explain where we came from (the internet) and stuff to SLB's family/wife/friends.

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. A bunch of guys meet on the internet, get to "know" each other, maybe chat and exchange phone numbers, and one day feel compelled to get together for drinks and maybe some dinner at a "cornhole".

Seems kinda dangerous to me. I'd never do it.

"People I met in a fantasy football league"

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

We moved to the back of the bar and we had to explain where we came from (the internet) and stuff to SLB's family/wife/friends.

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. A bunch of guys meet on the internet, get to "know" each other, maybe chat and exchange phone numbers, and one day feel compelled to get together for drinks and maybe some dinner at a "cornhole".

Seems kinda dangerous to me. I'd never do it.

"People I met in a fantasy football league"

who sometimes act as a wine broker, of sorts.

 

[Lomez]

We moved to the back of the bar and we had to explain where we came from (the internet) and stuff to SLB's family/wife/friends.

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. A bunch of guys meet on the internet, get to "know" each other, maybe chat and exchange phone numbers, and one day feel compelled to get together for drinks and maybe some dinner at a "cornhole".

Seems kinda dangerous to me. I'd never do it.

"People I met in a fantasy football league"

who sometimes act as a wine broker, of sorts.

I think I like the sound of, "wine nerds" better. At least that's a socially acceptable addiction.

 

[Josie Maran]

We moved to the back of the bar and we had to explain where we came from (the internet) and stuff to SLB's family/wife/friends.

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. A bunch of guys meet on the internet, get to "know" each other, maybe chat and exchange phone numbers, and one day feel compelled to get together for drinks and maybe some dinner at a "cornhole".

Seems kinda dangerous to me. I'd never do it.

"People I met in a fantasy football league"

"Friend of a friend from Chicago."

 

[Lomez]

We moved to the back of the bar and we had to explain where we came from (the internet) and stuff to SLB's family/wife/friends.

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. A bunch of guys meet on the internet, get to "know" each other, maybe chat and exchange phone numbers, and one day feel compelled to get together for drinks and maybe some dinner at a "cornhole".

Seems kinda dangerous to me. I'd never do it.

"People I met in a fantasy football league"

"Friend of a friend from Chicago."

Yeah, that's right. Good old Joe. Jim. Bill.

 

[FDASv2.0]

I'm 90 percent sure that someone had physical relations in my office building just before I arrived yesterday afternoon. I can pin it down to managers with weekend access to the building. I have already made a call to Operations to find out whose card was used over the weekend.

 

[JbizzleMan]

I'm 90 percent sure that someone had physical relations in my office building just before I arrived yesterday afternoon. I can pin it down to managers with weekend access to the building. I have already made a call to Operations to find out whose card was used over the weekend.

This deserves it's own thread.

 

[FDASv2.0]

I'm 90 percent sure that someone had physical relations in my office building just before I arrived yesterday afternoon. I can pin it down to managers with weekend access to the building. I have already made a call to Operations to find out whose card was used over the weekend.

This deserves it's own thread.

There was no visual evidence, only olfactory evidence. I was 50/50 on making it it's own post. Decided to play it safe and keep it here in the warm confines of the GTMAN mothership.

 

[mr. furley]

I have already made a call to Operations to find out whose card was used over the weekend.

just out of curiosity or because you want to file it away for future use?

 

[FDASv2.0]

I have already made a call to Operations to find out whose card was used over the weekend.

just out of curiosity or because you want to file it away for future use?

Pure curiosity. I don't hold it against anyone. I applaud it.

 

[Keys Myaths]

I just had to look up olfactory. Gross.

 

[Lomez]

I just had to look up olfactory. Gross.

Seriously. Having sex in a factory seems dangerous. And not in the good way.

 

[General Malaise]

If any of you is a reader, do yourself a favor and get Laura Hillenbrand's book, Unbroken. Utterly riveting - one of the best books I've read in quite a while.

That was my dad's Father's Day gift this year.